Chapter 356: I'm Really Rolling Blinds!
Tang Sanzang and his entourage traveled through the 800 Huangfeng Mountains, and entered the west to be a land of Pingyang. Time passed quickly, through summer and autumn, I saw some cold cicadas singing and defeating willows, and the fire flowed westward.
Tang Sanzang, who was riding on the white dragon horse, held a brush in one hand and a neat book in the other, and after seeing the surroundings, he lowered his head with a smile on his face.
'After passing the 800 Yellow Wind Ridge, a few months later, you can see a surging river and a ...... on the way. ’
Seeing that his master was walking and writing on horseback, Zhu Bajie took the salute and quipped: "Master, you are not prepared to do it as a monk, is it possible that you want to take the test for fame?" ”
Under the ridiculous voice, Sun Wukong laughed curiously: "You idiot, our master is obviously going to be a great Confucian." ”
Looking at the ridicule of his two apprentices, Tang Sanzang on horseback shook his head with a smile, raised the book in his palm and said with a smile: "What do you two know, after you two come back from studying scriptures for the teacher, what you have seen and heard in this Xiniu Hezhou will be recorded in the book, and then you will have to travel to the other three major divine continents for the teacher." ”
When he said this, Tang Sanzang's eyes were full of fiery and firmness, "The poor monks of the four continents of heaven and earth must all go over again, no matter how many years, after the poor monks are finished, they will record this heaven and earth in a book for the world to see." ”
Looking at his master's ambition, Zhu Bajie suddenly grinned, "Brother Monkey, you see that our master's heart is not small, but I don't know how big the four major divine continents of heaven and earth alone are, and I still want to finish writing." ”
After hearing this, Sun Wukong jumped up and down with a smile and said: "You idiot, Master is called ambitious, it is difficult to be the same as you." ”
After ridiculing Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong was also quite interested, jumped in front of the white dragon curiously, led the horse with one hand and turned his head curiously and asked: "Master, what name do you plan to give this book in the future?" In the future, I can let my grandson talk to the monkey monkey grandson. ”
Looking at Sun Wukong's curious gaze, Tang Sanzang looked at the book in his hand, lifted the brush and wrote three big characters on the book cover.
Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with golden light widened, and he looked at the three big characters and blurted out: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas!" Good, good name, there are mountains and seas, it can be said that everything is encompassed. ”
Looking at the monkey's praise, Tang Sanzang didn't pick it up, and said with a smile: "Okay, after the teacher finishes writing, you will be responsible for spreading the praise in the future." ”
Looking at his master's eyes that were not like a joke, Sun Wukong suddenly shrank his neck, and couldn't help smacking his tongue: "Yes, my old grandson really found an errand for himself." ”
"Haha, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, don't worry, this world is bigger than you can imagine."
Zhu Bajie hummed disdainfully, at this time, there was already the sound of surging river water in the distance, and Tang Sanzang slowly put away the book and brush after seeing this.
When the group came to the river, they saw a stone tablet among the weeds on the bank, and there were three big characters on the stone tablet 'quicksand river', and four lines of small characters on one side, '800 quicksand boundaries, 3,000 weak water depths.' The goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink at the bottom. ’
"Master, this quicksand river is eight hundred miles wide, and if my grandson wants to cross it, I only need to twist my waist to go over, but Master, your old man can."
At this time, Sun Wukong looked at the quicksand river in front of him, and immediately shook his head and said, but there was no decadence on his face, but there was still a somewhat ridiculous smile.
Traveling to the West to learn from Western Buddhism said that he could not control the clouds, could not use all kinds of supernatural powers, and could only take one step at a time, like a mortal to go to the West Tianling Mountain, which means that he could only cross the river but could not fly.
However, Sun Wukong's ridicule did not embarrass Tang San's funeral, but turned his head and looked at his second apprentice with deep meaning.
And after Zhu Bajie saw his master's ill-intentioned smile, he suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "Master, if you have anything to say, the old pig definitely knows everything and says everything, I just ask Master, your old man not to look at the old pig like this, the old pig was born timid." ”
I saw Tang Sanzang smiling and patting the white dragon horse under his crotch, "It's easy to say, it's just eight hundred miles of quicksand river." ”
I saw Tang Sanzang turn his head and look at Sun Wukong and directly ordered: "Wukong, you will cross the river with the white dragon horse and luggage later, and Bajie will carry it as a teacher." ”
"What?"
"Okay."
Sun Wukong was laughing happily and shouting good words, but Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, a raised pig mouth opened widely, and his face was full of grievances after reacting.
"Master, aren't you embarrassed by the old pig, how can the old pig be there!"
Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Tang Sanzang looked at the quicksand river in the distance, and said lightly: "Bajie, don't you often boast that you used to be the generalissimo of the heavenly canopy?" What else do you say about being in charge of 100,000 Tianhe sailors, what? Just a river of quicksand in the mortal world stumped you? ”
When he said this, Tang Sanzang waved his hand with a casual disgust and said, "Okay, since you don't want to carry it as a teacher, don't do it." ”
casually took out a silver ingot from his arms, threw it directly to Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "Wukong, you can use the somersault cloud to buy a manned boat, and then you will sit on this boat as a teacher." ”
Sun Wukong, who received the silver, laughed all over his face, and directly teased: "Master, haven't you seen clearly, the four lines of small characters clearly written on this stone tablet are 'Eight hundred quicksand realms, three thousand weak water depths.'" The goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink at the bottom'. ”
"Master, it's not that the disciples don't want to, I'm afraid that this boat won't be able to float when it comes, but will sink directly to the bottom of this river."
Looking at Sun Wukong's shirk, Tang Sanzang nodded confidently and said with a smile: "It's very simple, when the time comes, Wukong, you will piggyback on two strong ropes, these two ropes are tied to the boat, one of them Wukong, you will drag it in the sky to prevent the boat from sinking, and the other rope will be tied to the waist of Bajie, and when the time comes, you will swim and drag it directly in front of the quicksand river." ”
Boy! After Tang Sanzang's plan was revealed, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and they could already imagine that picture at this time.
There was a small boat on the quicksand river, their master Tang Sanzang and the white dragon horse stood on it, a monkey floated in the sky and dragged the boat with a rope to avoid sinking to the bottom of the river, and a pig in front of it was swimming and dragging the boat.
This picture! Gee.
"Master, your old man is calling the old pig as an animal."
After listening to this plan, Zhu Bajie directly muttered with grievances on his face, but after Sun Wukong thought of this picture, he patted his thigh happily and laughed: "Okay, good, it's still Master's brain, in the past, this nerd was the most able to eat, and today we can do it well." ”
"You Bi Ma Wen, this is calling the old pig as an animal."
Zhu Bajie directly scolded his own senior brother, and then came to Bailongma and licked a face and said flatteringly: "Master, the apprentice is willing to carry you across the river." ”
"Not embarrassed?" Under Tang Sanzang's smiling eyes, Zhu Bajie shook his head again and again and said, "No, no, Master, you didn't let the old pig finish his words." ”
When he said this, Zhu Bajie was even more courteous to his master: "What the old pig just said just now was that he was afraid that he would carry you across the river and wet your old man's robe, master, isn't this embarrassing for the old pig." ”
Good guy, to say shameless, this Zhu Bajie has nothing to do with him.
I saw Tang Sanzang smiling and flicking the robe on his body, "The brocade robe is inviolable." ”
After a sentence was written, Sun Wukong was giggling on the side, and he was even more ridiculous in his palm, throwing silver up and down, but Zhu Bajie was very thick-skinned, and he didn't blush at all and couldn't get off the stage, but licked his face and patted his head, and pretended to be annoyed: "Hey, look at the memory of the old pig, you have forgotten that Master's robe is still a baby, it's really damned." ”
Just when the three masters and apprentices on the shore were teasing and playing, there was a loud pop in the quicksand river, and a goblin came out directly.
A long hair with red flames and fluffy, a pair of round eyes that are shining brightly, a face that is not black or blue, like thunder and the sound of an old dragon. Wearing a collar of goose yellow, the waist is tied with white vines. There are nine skulls hanging from his head, holding a scepter in his hand.
This monster rushed towards Tang Sanzang frantically with a whirlwind, at this moment Tang Sanzang was not Tang Seng who only knew how to wait for rescue in the original book, he directly clamped his legs and shouted: "Drive!" ”
In an instant, the white dragon horse under the crotch directly neighed, directly turned around and ran directly, and Tang Sanzang on the horse also shouted: "Wukong, Bajie!" Quickly kill this monster for the teacher. ”
it!
At this time, the five directions hidden in the clouds above the Nine Heavens widened their eyes, and this encounter with the monster Tang Sanzang ran away! Directly rode the white dragon horse and ran backwards, and at the same time ordered the monkey and Zhu Bajie to kill each other directly.
Bang.
With a loud bang, Sun Wukong directly pulled out his Ruyi golden hoop stick, and Zhu Bajie also left his luggage, and rushed up with a nine-tooth nail rake in both hands.
In an instant, the two of them waved their weapons and hit them, and the monster that rushed out almost didn't come up in one breath, and was directly hit by the combined force of the two, and fell down directly with a pop.
"After you copy the eight precepts, Lao Sun is in front."
At this time, Sun Wukong didn't dare to release the water, although he was not good at water warfare, but it was not really bad, otherwise how could he have the courage to go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to borrow treasures five hundred years ago, did he really have the courage to go to the Dragon Palace?
This is not!
"Okay, Brother Monkey, the old pig from behind."
The sharp-eyed Zhu Bajie directly recognized that the person in front of him was not the Jade Emperor's henchman general in the heavenly court, but at this time, he pretended not to know, and picked up the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand and it was done.
Ah!
Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick is not weak at all, a stick down, the curtain general snorted, and directly ate a dark loss, although the demon scepter in his palm is also extraordinary, it weighs five thousand and forty-eight pounds, but now he is facing not only a monkey, but also a not weak Zhu Bajie suddenly at a disadvantage.
"Brother Monkey, don't let this monster escape, see how the old pig teaches this monster who doesn't know whether to live or die and has no eyesight."
Zhu Bajie looked fierce and vicious, as if he didn't know the person in front of him at all, and he was dancing with a nine-toothed nail rake with both hands, and his mouth was even more vibrant.
"Damn youkai, the master who made you have no eyes and let you come out to scare the old pig."
"Plagued monster, you are blind, and you dare to provoke the old pig."
Under Zhu Bajie's deliberate move, Sun Wukong's eyes rolled and he seemed to see something, and suddenly laughed and said: "Okay, Bajie, you fight hard, Lao Sun will keep an eye on you, as long as this monster dares to escape, Lao Sun's wishful golden hoop stick will hit it directly." ”
At this time, the unkempt curtain general was full of redness, there was Sun Monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and there was the Generalissimo Tianpeng who was once in charge of the 100,000 Tianhe Water Army, not to mention two people, even if Zhu Bajie was alone, he could only say half a catty and eight taels.
"Don't fight, don't fight."
After the aggrieved curtain general opened his mouth directly and the loud voice came out, Zhu Bajie was full of anger and said: "The monster who is looking for trouble, you say don't fight, don't fight, when the old pig eats dry rice?" ”
The shutter general waved his weapon again and again to parry, and hurriedly shouted: "Marshal Tianpeng, don't fight, don't fight." ”
"Hey, hey, you know the old pig's ability and dare to come to find trouble, the old pig has to beat you hard."
"Oh, Marshal Tianpeng, I'm a roller blind, don't fight, don't fight."
One was full of crying and frustration and shouted directly to say not to fight, and the other was yelling that he had to fight, and Sun Wukong clearly knew that these two people were old acquaintances.
"Hee-hee, nerd, there's an old acquaintance of yours here."
Sun Wukong's words directly made Zhu Bajie shout: "Brother Monkey, don't talk nonsense, my old pig doesn't have any old acquaintances." ”
"Canopy, I'm a roller blind, I'm a roller blind!"
At this time, the general of the roller shutter was really bitter and couldn't say it, but Zhu Bajie was majestic and waved the nine-tooth nail rake, and shouted: "Lao Tzu just voted for the wrong pig fetus and is not a blind bear, really be an old pig blind, can't you save you and roll the blind?" When did the roller blinds become a man-eating monster, and you were a red-haired monster. ”
At this time, Tang Sanzang, who was hiding far away on a white dragon horse, watched the battle, and immediately showed a satisfied smile, and at the same time reminded and shouted: "Wukong, keep an eye on it, don't let this monster escape back into the water." ”
"Master, don't worry, Lao Sun will naturally know."
Sun Wukong directly volleyed on the riverbank to make it clear that he was blocking the other party's idea of entering the water and escaping, and Zhu Bajie was also full of experience, and directly dragged the other party into the water.
The curtain general's face was full of grievances, and he couldn't help but raise his head and shout: "Canopy! I'm really a roller blind, five hundred years ago, when the Great Sage went to the Imperial Horse Prison, you still specially brought wine to the Tai Bai Xing to drink, and I was there at the time. ”
Good guy, who dares to say that Sha Seng is honest, isn't this, just such a sentence suddenly made Sun Wukong, who was watching the play on the side, his face changed, and a fine light flashed in his eyes, and he directly picked up the Ruyi golden hoop stick and joined the battle group.
But there seemed to be something wrong with the aim of this Ruyi golden hoop stick, and for a while Zhu Bajie wailed again and again: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, look at it, I'm Bajie." ”
"Hey, Brother Monkey, you made a mistake."
"Hey, you're a roller blind, it's really dark."
For a while, it became a three-person chaotic battle, although Sun Wukong also restrained the roller shutter to prevent the other party from escaping, but also from time to time a deviation, a stick hit Zhu Bajie's buttocks, the next stick wiped the edge, a pig's ears were red, and Zhu Bajie screamed again and again for a while.