After everyone returned to the Ministry of Urgency, they immediately began to study the lecture notes and lecture content of the poisonous snake in addition to their normal work, even Ouyang Mofei was no exception.

Of course, the most active in learning are Pang Xiaobai and Tang Haixing, these two people are the two people who are the most respected for poisonous snakes in the current Ministry of Urgency.

Suddenly, Tang Haixing sat on a chair and pushed the table, rowing over like a boat.

After Tang Haixing rowed in front of everyone, he immediately put his hands to the sky, his face full of excitement: "Great! It's too strong! Since taking the poison teacher's class, the perspective of the world has changed! I feel like my whole being has been purified, no, sublimated! ”

"Hey, don't say it!" Pang Xiaobai followed, "I just swiped the official accounts I followed before, and found that those official accounts are really exactly the same as what Mr. Poison said, divided into three, six, nine and so on!"

So, I shut down all those second- and third-rate garbage accounts!

After all, I am a tasteful person, how can I be in the company of second- or third-rate public accounts! ”

Su Kejie turned around and said, "I think something is strange, why is Mr. Poison only willing to add one minute more every time he adds the clock?" ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately explained: "It's not simple? Didn't you notice that what Mr. Poison said at the last minute was the finishing touch? The so-called class is not long, but fine! It's worth it! ”

Ouyang Mofei pouted and said, "If you don't add a bell, you won't be thorough, it's really fine!" ”

"And if you add the clock for one minute, it will cost 9,999 yuan." Su Kejie couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick his lips, "It's worth it!" ”

Pang Xiaobai squinted at Su Kejie, and then at Ouyang Mofei: "What's the matter, jealous?" Knowledge is also valuable! Different knowledge has different values, and the knowledge of Teacher Poison is indeed worth that price! ”

Ouyang Mofei looked at Pang Xiaobai with a fixed face: "Let you spend two 9999, no, let you spend one 9999 to add a minute, are you willing?" ”

"Of course Ken!" Pang Xiaobai straightened up and nodded.

Su Kejie immediately said: "That's because you don't have 9,999 yuan at all, if there is, you won't say so." ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately blinked: "I, for the time being, I don't have it, but it doesn't mean that the content of the poisonous teacher is worthless." ”

Ouyang Mofei pouted: "Hard mouth!" ”

Just when Pang Xiaobai was about to say something, the door of the manager's room was suddenly opened.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Hu Qiang holding his arms with his hands, sitting on a sliding wheelchair converted from a trolley, and then pushed out by Jin Ruoyu.

After Hu Qiang was pushed to Sha Lele by Jin Ruoyu, Hu Qiang said with a smile: "Everyone, Mr. Poison's article proposition has been sent, and he hopes that we will praise the female star Jasmine this time!" ”

"Jasmine? All right! Sha Lele immediately smiled, "I like her a lot, she is very beautiful, and she works hard, I will definitely try to praise her this time." ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "Lele, Manager Hu means nothing, it's not a boast, it's a collapse!" ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele opened his mouth wide.

Hu Qiang nodded: "That's the case, Jasmine's recent new movie, what is it called "Chrysanthemum Man vs. Magnolia", do you know, Douban only scored 4.8 points, and the results are miserable."

As for Mr. Poison, I hope we will complain about this, well, the embarrassing acting skills of traffic female stars, and rectify the bad atmosphere of the entertainment industry that only needs traffic and does not want acting. ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled and said, "Come, I have the background information of Jasmine Drop here, one for each of you, study it carefully." ”

After speaking, Jin Ruoyu first handed Sha Lele a piece of information, and then went to distribute the information to others.

Just when Tang Haixing had just received a piece of background information from Jin Ruoyu, he couldn't help but say:

"I've seen the movie "Chrysanthemum Man vs. Magnolia", and there is one thing to say, the Jasmine in it is okay, but the script is really too brain-dead to watch."

Su Kejie also took a piece of information and said: "The script is brain-dead, shouldn't the screenwriter be scolded?" What's the use of scolding actors? ”

"Of course it works!" Pang Xiaobai said, "Didn't you read Teacher Poison's handouts carefully?"

It said that scolding the vase female star is one of the eighteen winning routines, and it will never overturn, it has its own heat!

But the screenwriter is different, not many people know the screenwriter, and not many people care.

You go to scold the screenwriter, where does the attention come from, where does the traffic come from? ”

Jin Ruoyu said: "Moreover, since this jasmine debuted, everyone said that she had no acting skills, and I heard that she also pretended to be depressed and sympathetic, there was a lot of black material, and her popularity was very bad!" ”

Ouyang Mofei looked at Jasmine's information and smiled coldly: "To sum up, persimmons should be pinched softly." ”

Sha Lele said with a sympathetic look: "But I heard that Jasmine trained for more than a year for this movie, and she fell all over her body. ”

Hu Qiang looked at Sha Lele: "No matter how hard she tries, the script is not chosen, isn't it also her own problem?" Is the quality of a drama just a matter of whether the actors work hard or not? The choice is also important! ”

Sha Lele looked embarrassed: "But I always feel that this is a little bit bad, and Jasmine is a little pitiful." ”

Hu Qiang said: "Lele, the poisonous teacher said, a little scolding and a big help!"

Are we just complaining and swearing?

No, we're supervising idols!

At the same time, we are also improving the aesthetic taste of our readers.

Many viewers spent money, and after watching her movie, they all felt that it was not good-looking, but they were asked to tell the reason, but they couldn't say it, and they felt uncomfortable, so they could only subconsciously give a low score, this is what Mr. Poison said, readers are lazy, too lazy to use their brains to think.

At this time, we need to carry forward the style and say what they want to say for them, so that the audience can feel comfortable.

In that sense, we are benefiting all.

Besides, Jasmine is a big star, she usually makes so much money, and some fans spoil her and protect her, so why do you need to pity her?

We are different, if we don't do well with the official account, the leader is angry, it is likely that we will not even be able to keep our jobs, then it is really pitiful.

Even if you can keep your job and be sent to a remote place, such as going to the Sahara to build roads and plant trees, it will not be pitiful, it will be really miserable.

So, just put away your cheap sympathy and do your job the last word, you know? ”

Seeing that Sha Lele frowned and nodded, Hu Qiang nodded, turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai and the others:

"We must write a popular article this time, which can be worthy of the Poison Snake official account, and let the poison teacher see our strength!

So, everyone, the farmer's three punches, all fight for me, and the magic can't be practiced in vain! ”

Pang Xiaobai was the first to say: "Don't worry, I'll leave the title to me, I guarantee that it will be sticky at a glance!" For example, please stop blowing Jasmine and try hard, all I see is embarrassment! What do you think? The result? ”

Hu Qiang frowned: "This kind of title...... Give me a hundred! ”

"Roger!" Pang Xiaobai made an OK gesture.

Hu Qiang looked at Su Kejie again: "Ajie, you are responsible for typesetting, remember to find more ugly pictures of Jasmine, embarrassing pictures, all made into emojis!" ”

Su Kejie nodded: "Don't worry, leave it to me!" ”

"Murphy, if foolish." Hu Qiang said again, "You two are responsible for the content. If you are stupid, just taunt and fill up the taunt! As for Murphy...... You should be scolding me! ”

Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows and nodded.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang turned his head and saw Tang Haixing who raised his hand with excitement: "As for the starfish, you are responsible...... Ordering takeout and finding typos. ”

As soon as he heard this, Tang Haixing instantly withered.

Hu Qiang shook his head and looked at Sha Lele again: "Lele, you are responsible for digging up black materials, this task will be handed over to you, do it well!" ”

Sha Lele frowned and said: "Her previous black material has long been fried by the gossip account, do you still have to turn over the old accounts this time?" ”

Hu Qiang nodded: "That's right, you can't always turn over old accounts, you have to have some new accounts."

In this way, you swipe all her recent social accounts and variety shows she has been on, and take screenshots of everything she has said, find it word by word, and you will definitely be able to find the content of the black. ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele looked reluctant, "This is too ......"

"Hey!" Hu Qiang shook his head, "Teacher Poison said, we do this to make Jasmine better, without us, there will be others who do this, we will do it ourselves, at least the strength is controllable, so, we are actually helping her, understand?" ”

As soon as he heard Hu Qiang say this, Sha Lele nodded and agreed.

Hu Qiang smiled and clapped his hands: "Very good, in this case, everyone performs their duties, work hard, let Teacher Poison see, the power of the elite of our Ministry of Forced Affairs!" ”

"Yay!" Pang Xiaobai clenched his hands into fists with excitement on his face, "It's done!" This is a fateful battle, and it must be done! ”

"That's right!" Su Kejie nodded, "If our article can really be valued by the poisonous snake, and then accept us as one of his team, we will be sent at that time!"

His article is 550,000 yuan, if this article is written by us, even if he wants to take the big head, we only take the small head, no, even if it only takes a fraction, it is amazing, at least 50,000!

50,000 yuan, seven people, one person gets at least 7,000 yuan, the key is a day's income!

It's over, I'm really going to get rich now! ”

"Look at your little bit of interest!" Pang Xiaobai said, "Do we care about the money for writing articles?" No, what we care about is the knowledge of the poisonous snake, the lecture of the poisonous teacher!

As long as you can write articles for him to cover the class fees, you can continue to write articles, keep listening to the lectures of the poisonous teacher, and learn all his tricks.

As long as we can all know his tricks, we can go out independently, run an official account by ourselves, make money by ourselves, and eat by ourselves, wouldn't we make more? ”

"Makes sense!" Su Kejie nodded, "When we have the money, we can move out, start our own business, find a decent office, and no longer have to be angry here all day!" ”

Hu Qiang smiled: "What, Ajie, working here, are you very wronged?" ”

Su Kejie was stunned for a moment, looked at Hu Qiang, and then bowed his head and remained silent.

Hu Qiang shook his head: "You one by one, you haven't learned to walk yet, so you think about running first, and you still think about how to divide the prize after running to the finish line, how can this work?"

To be a man, you still have to be down-to-earth, one step at a time.

If you really want to change your fate, then start from now, work hard, make achievements, and let the poisonous teacher take a look.

Only if you make achievements and have enough value, the poisonous teacher will continue to take dry goods out, otherwise, why should people help for nothing?

Okay, let's not talk about it, do it all well, that's all! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang got up from the chair, put his hands behind his back, and returned to the manager's room in a leisurely manner.

Before you know it, it's time to get off work again.

Although Hu Qiang is also very interested in the handouts of the poisonous snake, he thinks that there are a lot of dry goods in it, and the more he thinks about it, the more interesting it becomes, but since he has already gotten off work, he should get off work honestly.

Only by combining work and rest can you be healthy.

Besides, writing handouts for the poisonous snake is not the company's job, there is no overtime pay, and there is no performance increase, so why work overtime?

Ineffective overtime is not recommended!

After Hu Qiang turned off the computer, cleaned up the desktop, put on his coat and walked out of the manager's room, he found that no one had left, and they were all busy at their workstations, even Ouyang Mofei, who was usually the first to leave.

"Yo, haven't you left yet?" Hu Qiang smiled, "How is it, how are you doing?" ”

"The title has been chosen!" Pang Xiaobai was the first to raise his hand.

Hu Qiang nodded, and then looked at Jin Ruoyu.

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "There is Lele to help find black material, and then there is a combination of swords with Mo Fei, and the content is guaranteed to make people explode, and it has been sent to Ajie." ”

Su Kejie followed: "The layout has been arranged, and the pictures have been prepared. ”

Hu Qiang blinked: "So, this official account article is already complete?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "That's right, I have selected the three best titles in advance, and now I am waiting for you to choose the most suitable title."

Once you've chosen a title, you can directly attach the content and images. ”

Hu Qiang nodded: "Very good, then send it to me quickly and show it to me." ”

"Wait a minute!" Pang Xiaobai smiled.

Soon, after a period of operation by Pang Xiaobai, Hu Qiang's mobile phone dinged and received an email.

Hu Qiang opened the email and saw that it was indeed three official account articles.

The titles of the three official accounts are different, but the content of the pictures is the same.

After looking at it for a while, Hu Qiang nodded: "Good, very good, very good!" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "Then which one do you think is better for this title?" ”

Hu Qiang thought for a while: "To be on the safe side, let's use the first one, the other titles are too brutal." ”

Pang Xiaobai asked: "Is that the one, please stop blowing little jasmine and work hard?" ”

Hu Qiang nodded.

Pang Xiaobai said: "Although it's a pity, since Manager Hu thinks it's good, let's use this." ”

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "I'll just say it, the plan has been done so much, and in the end I still use the first version, which is really a waste of time." ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "I can't say that, when I think about other titles, I am also developing ideas and exercising skills, and on the whole, I am not at a loss." ”

"That's a good point." Hu Qiang smiled and nodded, "Xiaobai's consciousness is very high." ”

Pang Xiaobai smiled, and then said, "Then Manager Hu, can we send the article to Teacher Poison?" ”

"No problem!" Hu Qiang nodded, "I'll send this official account article to Mr. Poison, if Mr. Poison can use it, of course it's the best, if you can't look at it, then don't be discouraged, after all, this is our first time fighting." ”

"Don't worry, Manager Hu." Pang Xiaobai smiled, "We won't be discouraged, on the contrary, in today's actual combat, my inspiration keeps spraying out, and the whole person is different, just like the starfish said, as if the whole person has been sublimated." ”

Hu Qiang shook his head with a smile, and immediately sent the article to the mailbox of Poison Snake.

After the sending was completed, Hu Qiang smiled and said, "Okay, after the sending, everyone can finally relax." ”

Pang Xiaobai immediately clenched his hands into fists and raised his head and shouted: "Oh! Oh! Oh! ”

Jin Ruoyu put away the small mirror and looked at Hu Qiang with a smile: "Manager Hu, you have spent so much effort and completed such a good article, why don't you invite everyone to have a meal and celebrate?" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly: "I want to too, but my pocket is cleaner than my face now, but I can't afford it."

Besides, we wrote the article, but whether the poisonous teacher uses it or not, that's another thing.

Of course, everyone works so hard, and it's not appropriate not to reward at all.

In this way, if your article can be taken by the poison teacher, and you are willing to use his official account to send it out, then I will invite everyone to coffee first, and then wait for two days after the salary is paid, and then I will invite everyone to dinner, how about it? ”

"It's a deal!" Pang Xiaobai said.

"It's a deal!" Hu Qiang smiled and nodded.