"Wanbeast automatic ultrasonic footwash bucket is newly listed?"

Seeing the latest title in the group's official account, Sha Lele frowned slightly: "This title is so ordinary!" ”

Suddenly, Tang Haixing slid over from a chair, frowned and looked at the title of the official account on Sha Lele's mobile phone with a serious face.

After shaking his head, Tang Haixing said seriously: "Not only is the title ordinary, but the typography is also ordinary, the content is also ordinary, everything is ordinary!" ”

Pang Xiaobai sat over with his mobile phone and said to himself: "There is no gossip, no war, no stepping, and there is no lottery at the end of the article, it's too ordinary!" ”

"That's right!" Su Kejie also walked over and said, "It's so ordinary that I can't stand it." ”

Sha Lele said with a disappointed face: "Written like this, can I still get a raise?" ”

"And a raise." Ouyang Mofei walked over and said, "Since we abandoned the farmer's three-punch routine, the traffic of the official account has dropped in the past few days, Lao Hu was scolded by Lisa as a dog, and I heard that he was also on the scheduled list for a business trip to the Sahara. ”

"Huh? So miserable? Sha Lele's eyes widened, "Really? ”

"Of course it's true." Ouyang Mofei said, "It was Lao Hu himself who said it." ”

Tang Haixing sighed: "Not only that, I heard that Lisa feels that our performance is unstable and not suitable for operating the official account, so she has decided to hand over the work of operating the official account to other teams." ”

"When?" Sha Lele was shocked, "How did I not know? ”

"It was only announced this morning." Pang Xiaobai said, "Didn't you read the notice on the company's intranet?" ”

Sha Lele was stunned, shook his head and said, "I, I didn't see it." ”

"Lele." Tang Haixing sighed, "You have been caring about Jasmine's affairs for the past few days, and you have no intention of understanding the company's affairs, which is normal and understandable, after all, everyone will have those days." ”

Sha Lele sighed: "I heard that the work of the official account of the operation group is a good job that Manager Hu took a lot of hard work to grab in Lisa, and said that the promotion and salary increase depend on this, and now I have lost it, will it ......?"

"Senior Sister Sha!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly patted Sha Lele on the shoulder.

"Don't take any responsibility on yourself! You don't have that big back!

Moreover, I think that the venomous snake at least has a mantra that is not wrong, which is great! ”

Speaking of this, finding that everyone was looking at him together, Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly: "Isn't it?" It's great that I don't have to write about this conscience-defying thing anymore! ”

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Finally, I don't have to write about this stinking, great!" ”

Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "Moreover, even if we continue to operate the official account, do you think we can really be promoted and raised?" That's just a big pie. Now, I don't have to work overtime and stay up late every day for this big pie, great! ”

At this moment, Hu Qiang and Jin Ruoyu walked in from outside.

"Yo, everybody's here, that's just right." Hu Qiang said with a smile, "Let me tell you something, just now I asked Ruoyu to help me sort out the handouts of the poisonous snake, and then upload them to the Internet together." ”

Sha Lele thought for a while and asked, "Manager Hu, do you want to save everyone tuition?" ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled and said: "Lele, you are wrong, Manager Hu just wants more people to see the deceptive routines of the bad guys and learn to protect themselves, so as to see through the lies and not be brainwashed!" ”

Sha Lele suddenly realized: "Ah, what a good idea, I thank Manager Hu for everyone, you have really done a great thing!" ”

"Show me." Ouyang Mofei said to Hu Qiang, "Look at what you have uploaded." ”

Hu Qiang took out his mobile phone, opened it and showed it to Ouyang Mofei: "Then, look, this is what I pondered and thought about, and asked Ruoyu to help me sort out the anti-brainwashing routine information after the summary!" ”

Ouyang Mofei looked at the title and read: ""? ”

Seeing this, Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "Although it is not very useful, it is better than nothing." ”

Sha Lele immediately retorted: "How can it be of little use? Such a good thing, everyone will definitely watch it! ”

Pang Xiaobai turned his head and looked at Sha Lele: "Lele, don't overestimate Internet readers too much." Most of the articles read on the Internet, just for fun, for coolness, not so much patience. ”

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai looked at the "" posted by Hu Qiang on the Internet on his mobile phone and said: "Like this set of anti-brainwashing handouts sent by Manager Hu, it is abstract and lengthy, and ordinary Internet readers must not have the patience to read it."

Those who will read it carefully and study this set of handouts carefully are probably only those who are self-media practitioners.

But these people, hehe, don't overestimate them too much, they probably look at them the other way.

In other words, instead of learning how to counter-brainwash, they learn how to brainwash others.

The genuine handouts of the poisonous snake are what those self-media practitioners really want to learn.

Perhaps, as soon as this set of handouts is sent out, more poisonous snakes will emerge. ”

"Won't it?" Sha Lele frowned.

"How not." Pang Xiaobai said, "You see, I just paid attention to a public account called Poison Monkey, and the title style is exactly the same as Poison Snake!" ”

"Huh?" Su Kejie also stared at his mobile phone with wide eyes, "I also found an official account, called Poison Chicken?"

Wait, there's so much more down there!

Poison Duck, Poison Goose, Poison Hedgehog, Poison Pangolin, Poison Centipede, Poison Leech, Poison Cobra, Poison Ultraman, Poison Saint Seiya ......"

Speaking of this, Su Kejie exhaled deeply: "Anyway, there are many, many poisonous systems!" ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele was dumbfounded, "How can this be?" ”

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips: "Don't you understand?" Hell is empty, and the devil is on earth! It's all about traffic, it's all about money! ”

As soon as he heard this, Sha Lele looked at Hu Qiang and said with a worried face: "Manager Hu, you seem to be doing something bad with good intentions." ”

Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "How could it be, in fact, before I sent this information, I thought that this would be the result." ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele asked, "Then you still send it?" ”

"Of course, why not?" Hu Qiang smiled, "Do you remember the lecture of the poisonous snake, that's it?" ”

Sha Lele nodded: "Remember, but does it matter?" ”

"Of course it does." Hu Qiang smiled, "The routine, why doesn't it work now?" It's not that those routines are rotten, everyone has seen a lot of them, and they all know those routines, so they don't catch a cold.

In the same way, the routine of the poisonous snake, as well as his farmer's three punches, is out of the blue, but the reason why it can still be popular, in the final analysis, is that his tricks are not flooded, and everyone has seen relatively few of them, so they can be surprised.

So, I just sorted out these routines and posted them directly on the Internet.

Ordinary readers may not be interested in learning, but those middle- and low-level self-media are definitely interested in learning.

As long as everyone uses these routines, and they use too much, they will become flooded, and readers will naturally be able to see the problems.

At that time, these routines will really lose their effect, and the farmer's three punches will no longer be terrible. ”

"Makes sense!" Sha Lele nodded, "But what if the venomous snake finds out that these tricks are gone, and upgrades to a new version, makes one, and continues to poison readers?" ”

Hu Qiang smiled slightly: "This, it depends on the wisdom of the majority of readers."

After all, it is up to everyone to distinguish the truth from the false and prevent being brainwashed.

However, this is the same as viruses and antibodies, which are constantly fighting each other and escalating each other.

Readers who are familiar with the brainwashing routines will also have a great increase in their resistance ability, and even if they face 3.0 or even 4.0 in the future, they should have a certain ability to discriminate. ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at everyone, and then continued: "As for us, we can do our own things, but we can ask for peace of mind, and don't think about the rest, we must believe in the eyes and strength of the masses." ”

Sha Lele stood up suddenly and nodded solemnly at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu is right!" Also, Manager Hu, it is really the greatest luck of my life to know you and work under you, thank you for your guidance! ”

After speaking, Sha Lele bowed ninety degrees directly to Hu Qiang.

"What is this for?" Hu Qiang hurriedly stepped forward to help, "Hurry up, this makes people see how embarrassing it is." ”

Sha Lele straightened up and looked at Hu Qiang with bright eyes: "Manager Hu, you are really a good leader!" ”

"That's it! Don't look at who I am! Hu Qiang deliberately raised his chin and looked stinky.

"Cowhide is not blown, and the train is not pushed!

If I didn't have two brushes, I could be your manager? ”

"Hehehe." Sha Lele nodded, "That's right." ”

Hu Qiang smiled slightly, and then said with a straight face again: "Okay, it's not too early, everyone is gone, what should you do!" Work hard during work hours and don't chat all day long! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, raised his head with his chest straight, and returned to the manager's office in an official tone.

When Hu Qiang pretended to walk into the manager's room, everyone looked at each other, and then laughed together.

Obviously, Hu Qiang's acting just now was too fake, and he couldn't laugh.

In this way, the large office of the Ministry of Urgency was once again filled with joy.

And Hu Qiang, who was hiding in the manager's room and secretly looking out of the window to see all this, shook his head with a smile: "Hehe, such a fun place, I don't want to leave." ”

Suddenly, in the crowd of people who were laughing outside, Ouyang Mo Fei turned his head and looked at Hu Qiang with a smile.

Hu Qiang was startled, and hurriedly leaned back with a tactic, loosening the shutters so that the outside could not see the situation inside.

"I'm scared to death baby!" Hu Qiang, who took two steps back in a row, patted his chest, "Is this Mo Fei with long eyes behind his back?" How can I find out I'm looking at her when I go back? ”

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly came to the desk, picked up the thermos cup, and put black wolfberry, red wolfberry, ginseng powder, deer antler powder, Ganoderma lucidum powder and other Chinese medicinal materials.

After that, while pouring hot water into the thermos cup, he frowned and pondered: "It's strange, Mo Fei always feels weird when she looks at me recently, isn't she still in love with me?"

No, no, no, it can't be, I have said it so clearly, she is such a smart person, it is impossible not to understand.

It must be that I'm thinking too much, well, thinking too much! ”

As soon as he thought of this, Hu Qiang suddenly let out an "oops".

It turned out that the hot water was full unknowingly, overflowed, and then accidentally burned my hands.

"Smack!"

The thermos cup fell to the ground and shattered!

Red, black, white, all the colors of the place.

Seeing this, Hu Qiang wanted to cry without tears.

"My silver-plated liner thermos mug!"

"And my carefully blended wolfberry old ginseng deer antler lingzhi tea!"

"What a sin!"