Chapter 386: What Did You Make Poor Dao Eat? Vomit~
"Hey young~ hey young."
Under the weak scream, when the four of Tang Sanzang's masters and apprentices walked into this barren mountain, they saw an embarrassed old Taoist priest lying on the ground weakly at this time, the red on one leg had already solidified a little, and his face was pale and weakly wheezing at this time.
"Help~ help."
Just when the four of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice passed by here, the Taoist priest seemed to see a savior, and directly called for help, and at this time, Tang Sanzang and his party also found the figure, and immediately the four of them rushed here, but the four of them secretly collided with each other, but they showed an evil smile.
"Ouch, what's going on with you, this Daoist?"
Tang Sanzang, who was riding on the back of the white dragon horse, couldn't help but exclaim when he saw the injured person, but he didn't show the slightest sign of getting off the horse, but sat on the horse's back.
And this chief also scolded in his heart when he saw this, sure enough! This bald donkey is not a good thing, not even a single eyesight.
"This holy monk, because of the poor Dao, I went to Shannan to practice Dharma the day before yesterday, and my master and apprentice went all the way. Walking to the depths, I suddenly encountered a colorful tiger, took my apprentice away, and walked with trepidation, fell on the rocky slope, injured my legs and feet, and did not know the way back. Today, I have a great destiny to meet Master, and I hope that Master will be merciful and save my life. If you get the view, it is a dedication to life, and you must be grateful for your deep kindness. ”
This long grief really looked at the tears, but at this moment Sun Wukong smiled, "Master, don't be in a hurry first, let my old Sun Huo take a look first." ”
However, at this time, the Taoist chief secretly sneered angrily, damn stinky monkey! If it weren't for you, they wouldn't have suffered such a big crime, but at least it was good, the Nine Turns Golden Pill given by his master, he was not afraid that this monkey would be able to see it.
At this time, the catastrophe on the road to the west, but almost all those with a background are about to regret dying, I thought I could take advantage of it, who would have thought that the difficulty of this journey to the west would increase directly, they had no choice under the grievance, they promised to do it, otherwise they owe cause and effect.
Therefore, it was originally easy to mix the benefits of their mounts or the child's nether realm, but as a result, they had to vomit blood, which was converted, and it was really sad for the listeners to cry, where is there any money to be made, and they all have to be upside down.
Because it is precisely because of the messing around of the two lich clans, and the combat power of the monkey group is really not good, there is no way but to improve, but the improvement of the combat power of the monkey group is a trivial matter, and the biggest problem is the situation along the way.
Now this situation is how happy I was when I was able to participate in Journey to the West, and how heartbroken I was at this time.
"Master, this person has no demonic energy, he is indeed a mortal."
After inspecting the lower Taoist through his fiery eyes, Sun Wukong suddenly laughed, and Tang Sanzang on horseback also showed a relieved look after hearing this, and then laughed and said: "Amitabha, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, this Taoist chief also please get up, there are poor monks, these apprentices can send the Taoist back to the Taoist temple on the way." ”
And after hearing this, a few tears of grief flowed from the corners of this person's eyes, "Master, I feel very kind, but I just hurt my crotch and legs." ”
It looked like my leg was seriously injured, and when Tang Sanzang saw this, he suddenly folded his hands and revealed a divine appearance, "Amitabha, the poor monk quickly gets off the dragon horse, no one except the poor monk will carry it, if the Taoist chief rides a horse, it will only harm the Taoist chief." ”
Sun Wukong on the side suddenly rolled his eyes, picked up the Ruyi golden hoop stick in his hand, and went directly to the big tree on the side, instantly breaking a branch, and made a simple crutch with three or two clicks.
"Hehe, Master asked this Taoist master to hold this cane."
Good guy, this monkey even proudly handed the cane to the Taoist priest's hand, which immediately made the Taoist priest stare at him, good guy! That's all you guys? Are you still considered a monk?
"Woo, holy monk, after the poor road was injured, he didn't get a drop of water, and he was weak, I'm afraid he can't use crutches, woo woo~ Please also ask the holy monk to save the poor road."
Tsk, Tang Sanzang suddenly smiled after looking at this Dao Master's superb acting skills, and his eyes gestured to his three apprentices, but this Dao Master secretly saw something.
"Bajie, it's better for you to carry it."
However, after hearing this, the Taoist priest looked up and saw Zhu Bajie's face, and instantly showed a look of fear, and shook his head again and again: "Holy monk, this master is too scary, and the poor Dao is terrified. ”
After hearing this, Zhu Bajie suddenly showed a disdainful gaze, and snorted with disgust, "You are an old man, and you still dislike your pig grandfather, the old pig has not disliked you, you dare to be verbose, you can take a good look at the nail rake in your palm." ”
In an instant, the nine-toothed nail rake with the cold light flickered and directly frightened this person into the face of the earth, and his trembling appearance really couldn't see the slightest flaw, but in his heart he scolded this pig's head, good you pig Bajie! You wait, we're not done.
"Wukong, you come to carry this long."
And Tang Sanzang on the back of the white dragon horse nodded with a smile, as if he didn't mind at all, and Sun Wukong on the side waved his hand directly after hearing this, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick turned into the size of an embroidery needle and drilled into his ears, and he nodded with a smile: "Okay, my old grandson will come to carry it, and my old grandson will come to carry it." ”
"Bajie, you first prepare some food and water for this Taoist leader."
"Hmph, okay Master, you wait a minute."
Zhu Bajie snorted and looked dissatisfied, and then directly flicked his wide sleeved robe and muttered: "Master, wait a minute, there is a sound of water ahead, the old pig will go and fetch some water." ”
In this way, the old Taoist priest lay weakly on Sun Wukong's back, and the smile on the monkey's face was a little gloomy when he lowered his head.
"Ouch, the water is coming, Niubi said you drink some water."
I saw Zhu Bajie carrying a water bladder and handing it back, and then the Taoist chief took it with a weak look and sighed: "Thank you." ”
In this way, the four masters and apprentices continued to move towards the west, and Sun Wukong had an old Tao on his back, and this old Tao was a suffocating water bladder.
Flutter ~ cough cough cough ~
In an instant, after swallowing a few mouthfuls of water, the veteran was directly choked, blushing and staring at his big eyes, coughing frantically, but nothing came out.
"Are you okay with this Dao Master?"
Tang Sanzang on horseback had a concerned look on his face, and at this time, Zhu Bajie hurriedly walked over, patting the back of this old Taoist with a concerned look, "Ouch, you drink slowly, you can choke on saliva, come and eat a vegetable bun mat." ”
Directly handed to the old man's hand a big bun with a bite, Zhu Bajie urged the other party to eat with a smile on his face, and the old man did not suspect him in this scene, and opened his mouth to take a bite.
"Elder Pig, why was the water still warm just now, and there was a strange smell?"
This old way is also a little curious, and after hearing this, the corners of Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of smiles, patted his big belly and said with a smile: "You old Tao is blessed, aren't you injured, of course the old pig who is weak like this will make up for you." ”
"By the way, you eat quickly, and I'll tell you while eating the old pig."
"Uh-huh, okay." This old man looked weak, and just now he said that he was hungry and cold, so he immediately pretended to catch the bun and gobble it up.
ate the bun in three or two bites, and then Zhu Bajie handed over the water bladder with a look of concern.
Belch~
The old man who was full of food and drink was even more full of burps, with a happy look on his face, and when he smacked his lips, he felt that something was wrong, but this was all in the stomach, and he ate too hard just now, and he didn't care about tasting it, could it be that this group of monks brought local products from?
At this moment, Tang Sanzang on horseback coughed lightly, his legs clamped the horse's belly, and he suddenly took a few steps faster, and Sha Wujing behind him was even more loyal and said with a smile: "Master, slow down." ”
In this way, Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing walked to the front, and Zhu Bajie behind him looked at Sun Wukong with a smile on his face.
"By the way, let's go on just now, this is a good thing, not a mortal thing."
After hearing this, the old Taoist priest suddenly felt happy in his heart, and he never thought that he had even bargained, but the next sentence made him stunned.
"Did you see my master's dragon horse?"
"See, the holy monk is really extraordinary, he can get such a good horse."
Seeing the touted old Taoist priest, Zhu Bajie grinned and patted his stomach and said: "This water is aristolochia, as the saying goes, if the dragon and horse pee in the water, the fish in the water eat Jackie Chan, pee over the mountain, the grass in the mountain gets the taste, becomes Ganoderma lucidum, and the fairy maid picks up the longevity." ”
In an instant, Lao Dao's face turned green, and he stiffly pointed to his mouth and the water bladder in Zhu Bajie's hand.
At this time, Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Daoist, you are also a cultivator, when you know how many cultivators in the mortal world can not be found, if you still want it later, my old grandson will go and ask you for a few pots of aristolochia, by the way, go to your Taoist temple, you have to take care of this dragon horse, this is well taken care of, naturally there will be more aristolochia." ”
"Hehe, Brother Monkey is still reasonable."
This Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong are the two of you, you say a word, and the old way of direct scolding is that his face is red, but his stomach is overturned.
Damn it! What Aristolochia! It's obviously horse urine, so good! I actually let Lao Tzu drink horse urine, and I'll see how Lao Tzu fixes you later.
"Bajie, did you give the Dao Master your treasure of the buns that you were going to exchange for gold and silver money in the mortal world?"
At this time, Sun Wukong said with a smile, and Zhu Bajie on the side naturally nodded proudly after hearing this: "Brother Monkey, this is not in the village in front of the village and there is no store in the back, it's okay, just one or two buns are nothing, let the old pig eat a few good things." ”
Boy! What does that mean!
At this moment, Lao Dao's face turned red, he lowered his head and gritted his teeth: "Dare to ask the two elders, what kind of treasure is the bun just now?" ”
After hearing this, Zhu Bajie directly patted his belly and grinned, "You have to thank the old pig for this, the old pig was the marshal of Tianpeng in his previous life, and in this life, he stepped into the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and since then he has been reborn, so naturally this old pig is not an ordinary pig." ”
"Although the old pig doesn't dare to say that it is on par with the ancient flood and desolation species, but it can be regarded as a fairy pig, naturally the old pig is similar to the dragon horse, but all and pee are considered immortals, and they are immortals who snatch their heads in the mortal world."
After talking for a long time, the more Lao Dao listened, the more ugly his face became, and he said with difficulty: "What is it exactly?" ”
"Hehe, don't worry, this bun is naturally an ordinary bun in the mortal world."
After hearing this, Lao Dao suddenly secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, but the next moment he came up in one breath, and he was about to spit it out.
"It's that this bun stuffing is a fairy excreted by the old pig just before I met you, don't worry, it's definitely hot, not cold, take advantage of the freshness, you see how fragrant you just ate."
Vomit~
In an instant, when the next bite was about to come up, Zhu Bajie saw this scene and hurriedly stepped forward, stretched out his palm and went up with a big mouth.
With a snap, a big red mark appeared on his face, and when the other party was about to be exposed in anger, Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Dao Chief, don't you dare to vomit, this is a good thing, if you vomit, you have to eat it back." ”
Vomit~
It's okay not to say it, but I can't help but gush out anymore, and at this time, the monkey is also hurriedly dodging, and suddenly the old man stumbled and fell to the ground and vomited wildly.
"You idiot, Lao Sun told you a long time ago, eat a little clear, you look at what makes people disgusting."
Sun Wukong slapped his legs and laughed playfully on the side, and Zhu Bajie shook his head innocently after hearing this: "Brother Monkey, everyone in this mortal world knows that this is good, how can the old pig snub his five internal organs temple like this." ”
"Besides, Brother Monkey, he himself is not blessed, the excrement of the old pig is definitely scrambling for someone to eat in this old Taoist temple, they are all treasures."
"Isn't it just to eat better, this taste is a little bit nasilous, how can it be so easy to live a long life and become an immortal."
Good guy, this Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, you say a word to me, and the old psychological defense line that directly said it collapsed directly, what did you do just now!
Damn it! Monkey! Pig!
"Stinky monkey!"
However, the moment this old Taoist raised his head, he was greeted by the joint blow of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and suddenly the desolate screams echoed in the heavens and the earth.
I saw that Sun Wukong reluctantly pulled out his Ruyi golden hoop stick, and his body was full of a playful hideousness, and a stick hit directly, and when he slammed on his back, he only heard the sound of bones breaking, and a mouthful of blood continued to spit out the thing just now.
And Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail rake snorted suddenly, and in an instant, the old man's eyes widened, and the whites of his eyes were covered with hideous bloodshots.
I saw that the nine-toothed nail rake went directly into the soil for seven minutes, and his two legs were directly nailed in.
"Hehe, you monster, so your lame leg is real, or two legs."
With a poof, Zhu Bajie, who pulled out the nine-toothed nail rake, had a sincere smile on his face, but the other party was terrified by the pain, and at this time, his internal organs were throbbing hotly, and his legs were even more painful.
The most important thing is that the monkey's stick directly dispersed the mana in his body just now, and he couldn't raise his strength at all at this time.