At night, in the post station of Che Chi Guo.

"Bajie, there is a Holy Father and Our Lady in this city, and there are many offerings in the hall: steamed buns are big enough to be big, there are fifty or sixty catties of roasted fruits, countless rice, and the fruits are fresh."

At this time, Sun Wukong said with a seductive look, Tang Sanzang suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth after hearing this, he couldn't say that this was a temple dedicated to his own body, after all, his identity was not the time to be exposed, and Zhu Bajie on the side suddenly rolled his eyes after hearing this, looking at the monkey, it was obvious that the two were a little embarrassed.

"Brother Monkey! Let's talk about it first, tonight, let's go and test the identities of the three people in this car Chi Guo, if there is really a problem, evacuate quickly. ”

Sun Wukong's eyes rolled and he looked at Sha Wujing again, only to see Sha Wujing turning his head honestly and looking at his master Tang Sanzang, "Master? ”

Obviously, Sha Wujing still knew to ask his master, Tang Sanzang looked at his three apprentices, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Don't make trouble." ”

"Yes, Master."

I saw Sun Wukong chuckle, he had just gone around the city with the technique of clone, it seems that the so-called three immortal elders are not powerful people, but he still needs to confirm.

Basilica of Our Lady of the Father.

At this time, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing on the cloud head saw that there was no one in the hall, so they secretly turned into a breeze and fell.

"You idiot, these three so-called national teachers are still in the palace at this time, and they are probably coming back soon."

When entering the hall, Sun Wukong also reminded him, and Zhu Bajie on the side was already greedy, and couldn't help but reach out to take the tribute on the table to eat.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong, who was on the side, suddenly stepped forward with a sneer, picked up Zhu Bajie's ear and joked: "You idiot, and sit down again to accept the ceremony." ”

"Brother Monkey, you are so not ashamed! Steal something to eat, and give a ritual! Zhu Bajie muttered, but Sha Wujing on the side shook his head as he watched the two of them fighting.

At this time, Sun Wukong glared at Zhu Bajie angrily and raised his head, looking at the two statues enshrined, one was dressed in a red robe, his face was handsome, and he had a kind smile, and the other statue was as white as jade, and there was a little more mystery under the solemn and sacred white veil, and he had an inexplicable sense of intimacy when he saw the statue in front of him for some reason.

"Idiot, which Bodhisattva is sitting on here?"

Sun Wukong asked curiously, which directly provoked Zhu Bajie to sneer, covered his mouth and said with a smile: "My good monkey brother, what is a bodhisattva, how can it be compared with these two, Brother Monkey, you must not talk nonsense in the future, otherwise you will be embarrassed." ”

"You!" Sun Wukong, who was a little annoyed and angry, glared at Zhu Bajie directly, while Sha Wujing on the side stepped forward respectfully and began to explain to Sun Wukong.

"Senior brother, this time the second senior brother didn't talk nonsense, this female statue is a Nuwa saint, who once created people and mended the heavens for great merits, but is the mother of the human race, and is one of the supreme saints in heaven and earth. And the male statue is another person among the supreme saints, the 'Red Cloud Saint', who used to have merit and heaven and earth, and created man and mended heaven with Our Lady. ”

"And senior brother, the first Buddhism in heaven and earth, that is, the Mahayana Buddhism of Nanzhan Buzhou, was created by the Hongyun Sage, and the Buddha Emperor Rulai on Nanzhan Ling Mountain is one of the sage's doppelgangers."

As Sha Wujing said slowly, Sun Wukong was startled, and a pair of monkey eyes widened, and after listening to it, he smacked his tongue and said: "I'm a good girl, Senior Brother Sha, do you mean to say that this Emperor Rulai is just a doppelganger of a saint?" And the title of this 'Buddha head'? ”

Zhu Bajie on the side looked at Sun Wukong with a disgusted gaze after worshipping, and teased: "Brother Monkey, you are really a monster from the countryside, and you don't even know this." ”

"Brother Monkey, let's say so, the old pig said so, he can be counted as a good person to suppress your Xitian Rulai! Even the old pig can tell you clearly that the titles of Buddha, Bodhisattva and Arhat in Western Buddhism are all based on cats and tigers. ”

"If you listen to this name, you should know that the word 'Buddha head' is not only the meaning of the first Buddhism, but also the source of Buddhism.

Zhu Bajie on the side snorted and said, but Sun Wukong listened to it with a straight eye, in his cognition, in addition to his own master Su Bodhi, he is the most powerful Rulai, of course, he has heard many people along the way to the west, but now he really knows the existence of a person who is overwhelming Rulai.

"Idiot, the saint you are talking about is the strongest existence in heaven and earth, right?"

Sun Wukong looked at him hotly at this time, and Zhu Bajie's brain was also buzzing under Zhu Bajie's grin, so he could only hesitate and mutter: "Sort of, anyway, the saint is the strongest representative of heaven and earth, and the Red Cloud Saint and the Nuwa Saint are among the representatives." ”

"Saint, this offering has been left for so long, and it is a bad thing not to eat it, please forgive me."

Although his mouth was very honest, Zhu Bajie was more sincere in action, and he picked it up directly and began to gnaw it, Sha Wujing on the side only shook his head after seeing this, and finally joined the battle after saluting respectfully.

It's not that they're disrespectful, but that the tribute is left for the world to eat and drink after the incense is burned, and if you don't eat it, it's a waste, which is almost common sense.

"Brother Monkey, eat quickly, we will have to investigate when the so-called three national teachers of Che Chi come back, why don't you and I turn into this idol and trick these three people."

When he said this, Zhu Bajie looked at the two statues even more, and Sha Wujing on the side frowned when he saw this, "Second Senior Brother, this is the statue of the two saints, don't move it lightly." ”

In the original book, Zhu Bajie teamed up with Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing to push the statue of Sanqing into the pit, I am afraid that the three of them have secretly made up their minds to join Buddhism, which should be regarded as a vote, let alone venting their anger, and it is also Buddhism who carries the black cauldron.

But now they are frowning because there is still hope, so they don't want to offend the saints alive.

"Cut, Lao Sha, what are you talking nonsense, no matter how insensitive I am, I don't dare to do this."

I saw Zhu Bajie respectfully bowing to the two statues, and said directly: "Hongyun Sage, Nuwa Niangniang, today the three of our brothers and sisters are here to test whether the three national teachers of the Chi Kingdom are monsters and have no malicious intent, don't be surprised, don't be surprised." ”

At this moment, suddenly there was a sound of pushing the door outside, and it was the three national teachers who had returned from the palace.

"Hurry up, the thief is coming back, let's hide quickly."

I saw that Zhu Bajie directly swallowed the melon and fruit in his hand, and turned into a pendant on the red gourd on the waist of the Red Cloud Sage.

Sha Wujing on the side was stunned when he saw this, but Sun Wukong scolded with a smile: "You idiot, you are cunning." ”

After that, Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing hid behind the statue, making a stealth method directly behind him, and no one could see it.

The footsteps gradually came, creaked, the wooden door was pushed open, and I saw the tiger, the deer, and the sheep three immortals respectfully walked into the hall, which was really a strong, tall, and short more strange image.

The tall and mighty man, said to be a member of the general, some people believe it, especially the full beard and rough and black face, tsk really has the feeling of racing Zhang Fei, it is the tiger power immortal.

Tall, indeed tall, but too thin, under the tall bone frame, the wide robe blew by the wind, and it was a bamboo pole in an instant, more than two meters in the three of them, it was the deer power immortal.

If Huli Daxian is a strong man with a height of nine feet, then he is an old man less than seven feet, with a goatee, and his face is folded layer by layer, which is the Yangli Daxian.

"Tiger power, deer power, sheep power, meet the Father and the Virgin."

The three brothers bowed solemnly and respectfully, and they really did enough, but the moment they raised their heads, the three brothers were stunned.

"Big brother, could it be that there are villains who ate the tribute?" The hemp stalk Luli Daxian looked at the messy offering table and said cautiously.

But their eldest brother, Huli Daxian, frowned, and secretly probed with a large mana and there was no one around, and when he sniffed it, he didn't have the slightest smell of strangers, so he couldn't help but wonder a little.

"It shouldn't be, but it's like eating, all the skin is peeled, and the core is spit out, but there is no trace of stranger's breath in this hall."

He is also a tiger essence, this nose is the most smart, especially now that he is still cultivating like this, but he doesn't know that Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing are all Da Luo, even if it is a pseudo Da Luo, it is also a Da Luo, so naturally he will not leave a little breath.

And the old and short Yang Li Daxian squinted his eyes and stroked his goatee, and the next moment he didn't know what he thought, his eyes suddenly widened, and his old face showed ecstasy.

"Big brother, it must be that we are devout and respectful, chanting the scriptures here day and night, before and after, and the name of the court, which categorically alarmed the Holy Father and Our Lady. This is the coming of the Holy Carriage and the use of these offerings. While the holy thoughts have not returned, the crane is here, we can pray to the saints, beg for some holy water and gold pills, and enter Your Majesty, but it is not immortality, and see our merits? ”

Good guy, this Yangli Daxian is worthy of being the brains of the three of them, and he thought of something in an instant, and suddenly Huli Daxian stared at him after hearing this, and said with ecstasy: "Okay!" Quick, let us bow down and pray sincerely. ”

These three immortals don't know where to cultivate the immortal law, and the cultivation of the three of them has reached the golden immortal realm, but at this time, they are like pious fanatics, excited to bow to all kinds of big gifts.

"Big brother, General Shengnian, I'm afraid you and I can't see it."

This Yang Li Daxian really deserves to be a think tank, and he thought of something in an instant, and the hemp stalk Luli Daxian on the side also nodded in agreement after hearing it, "Yes, big brother, what are we, how noble is the saint even if it is a wisp of thought." ”

After seeing that his two brothers were like this, Huli Daxian also nodded excitedly, "Okay, you and my three brothers bow down again, and we will pray outside the hall tonight." ”

"Woo woo~ It must be that you and my three brothers have finally touched the saint after so many years, woo woo, tomorrow happens to be the birthday of the Holy Father and the Holy Mother, this is our great opportunity."

After the three of them bowed, they respectfully withdrew from the main hall and bowed down directly outside, waiting for the holy gift.

And the three monsters in the hall who looked at the retreat, but in the eyes of the three of them, it was clear, Zhu Bajie directly revealed his true body, and a soundproof spell appeared when he waved his hand.

"Brother Monkey, the old pig thought it was the three immortals, and it took a long time to get three wild monsters."

At this time, Zhu Bajie was completely relieved, grabbed the tribute that had not eaten enough on the side and wanted to use it again, I have to say that these three monsters are sincere, the tribute here is much better than what they ate at the post station, and there are even many things that are not ordinary mortals.

Sun Wukong also turned into a real body, holding a peach with a smile and eating it, "You nerd, if we really continue to encounter the existence of the two lich clans, this Journey to the West doesn't say that we, then the Buddha will probably jump to his feet." ”

"Haha, Brother Monkey, you are right, if it is really the two lich clans that come down, compared to the Buddha, they will jump up directly from Lingshan."

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong teased about this, but Sha Wujing on the side shook his head and said: "Senior brother, second senior brother, let's also check it clearly, just a few monsters, and the breath of these three demons is pure, it seems that they have cultivated the orthodox immortal law, and this Che Chi Guo is a rich country and a strong people, and these three demons have not done evil, we?" ”

Seeing Sha Wujing, Sun Wukong smiled, "You all heard what the three demons outside the door said just now, if we don't leave something, these three demons will also find something strange after dawn tomorrow, after all, there are only a few outsiders in this car." ”

"After all, people are so religious, and they end up with nothing." Sun Wukong's face was full of smiles, but there was a hint of ridicule, no one is a fool, if it is really the holy thought that people say comes to the mortal world, it will naturally leave good things, this is the so-called chance.

"Brother Monkey, we don't have any good things for others."

As soon as he heard that he was going to give his own things to others, Zhu Bajie was immediately unhappy, and shook his head again and again, after turning to the Demon Dao, he no longer had to restrain his desires like before, and now it was completely indulgent, and naturally this greed made him even greater.

"Hehe, you idiot, what my grandson has, you naturally have it, anyway, this thing is also a treasure in our Da Luo."

When Sun Wukong said this, he suddenly showed a strange smile, but his eyes looked at the porcelain containing holy water on the side mockingly, how fast Zhu Bajie's brain was, he thought of something in an instant, his eyes widened and he smacked his tongue and said: "Brother Monkey!" You're so bad. ”

"But, hehe, I like it."

Just when Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie looked at each other and smiled secretly, and were about to untie their belts at the same time, a cold snort suddenly echoed in the hall, and the three people with hippie smiles on their faces suddenly changed.

Hum!

"Who is it?"

At this moment, Sun Wukong reluctantly pulled out the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, Zhu Bajie also summoned his nine-tooth nail rake, and Sha Wujing even more vigilantly called out his Demon Suppression Staff.

At this moment, a black wind swept by, and I saw a figure wearing black armor and a mask appear on the altar, and the dark red Tong Kong above looked at them indifferently, and in an instant, a strong pressure came down, causing a sense of fear in the hearts of the three of them as if they had encountered a fierce beast when they were weak.