352 You are still not a man?
Let's say that after Hu Qiang pulled Ouyang Murphy away, he quickly left the restaurant and came to the corridor outside.
After coming to the corridor, Hu Qiang looked left and right, and suddenly found a conference room not far away.
Seeing this, Hu Qiang hurriedly continued to pull Ouyang Mofei and walked directly to the conference room.
When Hu Qiang pulled Ouyang Mofei into the small conference room, he immediately closed the door, closed the curtains, and made sure that he couldn't see the inside outside, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Look at your cowardice." Ouyang Mo Fei stood aside with his hands folded at this time, "If you have something to say, why are you so sneaky." ”
Hu Qiang looked back at Ouyang Mofei and shook his head: "Ouyang Mofei, no, you have to make some trouble for me to be happy, right?" ”
"What's wrong with me?" Ouyang Mofei looked innocent.
"Dare to quibble?" Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei, "Just now on Chrissy's side, what are you talking about, what are you talking about?" I wonder if that's Lisa's secretary? ”
"What did I say to me?" Ouyang Mo Fei spread his hands, "I didn't say anything." ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei squinted at Hu Qiang: "I think someone is weak-hearted, right?" ”
"I'm empty-hearted." Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "I'm saving you, of course, I'm also saving me." You clearly turned on the scare mode before, don't think I can't see it.
You say that you want to scare me, it's okay, everyone is their own, it doesn't matter if you talk behind closed doors.
But Chrissy is different, she is not in the same department as us, and she is still Lisa's secretary.
Lisa's secretary can be easily offended? That's not the same as Amy, Lola, it's all different.
If you really offend you, I can put on a little shoe for you, and I won't be able to protect you! ”
"Cut!" Ouyang Mofei looked disdainful, "I use you to protect me?" Isn't it Lisa's secretary?,I don't know.,I thought it was Lisa herself.,Even if Lisa comes, I'm like this.,What's there to be afraid of.。 ”
"You're not afraid, I'm afraid." Hu Qiang said.
"Mo Fei, you are my subordinate, and if you make a mistake, it means that I am also jointly and severally liable.
I please, I've got an old ......."
"There's a little down there!" Ouyang Mofei immediately answered, "Old Hu, the next time you speak, can you change the words?" I always say this, my ears are calloused! ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "In short, I'm different from you, you want to think about me well, think about it for me, no, even if it's not for me, think about it for our entire Ministry of Urgency, please bear with your temper, don't be scared when you see people, okay?" ”
Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "Cut, come to the moral kidnapping again, do you have any other tricks?" Just these few tricks to come and go, don't you get tired? ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "If it's greasy, it just works." ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang waved his hand: "No, that's not what it means, I mean, you and Chrissy have no grudges in the past and no enmity in the near future, what are you doing with her?"
If I hadn't made a timely move this time, you would have quarreled with Chrissy a long time ago.
If you really offend her, not only will you be in trouble, but everyone in our Forced Affairs Department will be in trouble, so why bother, why bother? ”
"Okay, okay." Ouyang Mofei frowned and waved his hand, "I don't have the same knowledge as her, right?" Really ink. ”
"That's what you said." Hu Qiang said, "Don't go and secretly make trouble with others again!" You promised me! ”
"Okay, I promised." Ouyang Mofei said lazily.
But soon, Ouyang Mofei came over and put his arm around Hu Qiang's neck: "But old Hu, I'm very curious, that is, who is the sweetheart of yours that Chrissy said?" Just tell me who it is, and I promise not to trouble that Chrissy. ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "What sweetheart, my sweetheart, isn't that my daughter, and my mother, what can't be said about this." ”
Ouyang Mofei let go of Hu Qiang's neck and pouted: "Pretend, continue to pretend, and if this is the case, I'll still ask Chrissy herself." ”
"Alas, don't, don't!" Hu Qiang hurriedly stopped Ouyang Mo Fei, "Mo Fei, why bother like this, everyone knows it, why be so aggressive?" ”
Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows: "You mean ......?"
"Yes!" Hu Qiang nodded with a serious face, "That's what you think." ”
Ouyang Mofei was stunned for a moment, and then looked away with his eyes wandering: "That, then I, you ......"
"Don't get me wrong." Hu Qiang suddenly waved his hand, "I just wanted to reject Chrissy without hurting people, so I made a temporary excuse, don't think too much." ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "Actually, I think the current life is very good, and I don't want to change."
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After all, there are some things that can be friends if you keep the status quo, but once you take that step, everything will be different, and in the end, I am afraid that you will not even be able to make friends, and even affect your work.
So, it's not that the other party is bad, it's that I'm not prepared, so, don't force me to be good, okay? ”
Ouyang Mofei squinted his eyes, took a deep breath, and suddenly pouted: "Cut, as if someone forced you, don't look in the mirror and see your virtue!" ”
Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Ouyang Mo Fei with a smile: "Mo Fei, it's actually ......."
"Okay, don't say it, it's annoying!" Ouyang Mofei frowned impatiently, "I'm too lazy to listen to you!" ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei suddenly walked up to Hu Qiang, smiled at Hu Qiang, and then stepped on the surface of Hu Qiang's foot.
Just when Hu Qiang was grinning in pain and jumping on one foot, Ouyang Mo Fei covered his mouth with one hand in surprise and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see it, I stepped on you." Lao Hu, are your feet okay? Do you want to go to the hospital? ”
Hu Qiang grinned and shook his head, and reluctantly smiled: "No, it's okay." ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly: "Then you have to be careful when you walk in the future, don't talk nonsense at every turn, get in the way!" Also, don't be cranky. Thinking too much, it's easy to go bald-top-of! ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei snorted coldly, and then walked to the door, opened the door, and strode away.
After watching Ouyang Mofei leave, Hu Qiang immediately jumped to a chair and sat down, bared his teeth, and touched the foot that Ouyang Mofei had stepped on with both hands.
After looking left and right, Hu Qiang simply took off the shoes of his injured foot and took off his socks.
After taking off his socks, seeing a new bruise on the surface of his feet, Hu Qiang immediately frowned.
"Ouyang Mofei!"
Hu Qiang suddenly gritted his teeth and said: "If it weren't for the fact that you are not easy to mess with, if it weren't for the fact that I have a large number of adults, if it weren't for the fact that you look young and beautiful, I, I ......"
After a few strokes of me, Hu Qiang was deflated again.
With a snap, Hu Qiang gently gave himself a mouthful.
"Why is this happening?" Hu Qiang cried silently, only feeling that he was wronged.
"I was bullied by her like this, I couldn't be angry with her? You say it's not annoying!
Cheap, too cheap!
How did I end up with this kind of slut that I used to look down on the most?
It's not me! I'm not like that!
Why is this happening? Why?
O heaven, O earth!
Why do you do this to me?
Why did you want me to meet Murphy?
Why is she bullying me all day long, and I'm not even angry?
Why am I, even vaguely enjoying?
Cheap! Perverted! Shameless! Cowardly!
Why, why is that?
How did I end up like this?
I hate myself so much! ”
After spitting out, Hu Qiang sighed again, reached into his arms, took out a portable silver syringe from his inner pocket, and prepared to use the silver needle inside to perform acupuncture and moxibustion on himself to relieve pain.
Although it is difficult to use the massage technique on oneself, acupuncture is not a big problem, especially for places like the feet, acupuncture is still very effective.
In addition, it is safer to take acupuncture to relieve pain than to take medicine to relieve pain.
Other people's acupuncture and moxibustion pain relief effects are average, but his acupuncture method is the legendary Huayang acupuncture method or the proficient level of the system, and the effect is naturally different.
Although the mastery level is two levels lower than the top level, and it is not as good as the top massage in terms of level, it is actually very powerful.
The main reason is that the technique of Huayang acupuncture is too powerful, and even if ordinary people learn a little fur, they are stronger than ordinary acupuncture masters, let alone proficient.
Although Hu Qiang thought of these statements himself, and he had not compared them with other acupuncture masters, he felt that they should be correct.
Because he also did acupuncture and moxibustion to relieve pain in his previous life, the effect can't be said to be ineffective, but it can't be much stronger, and the real pain-relieving ability is estimated to be inferior to a Fenbi.
But his acupuncture is different, once the needle goes down, it does not hurt immediately, and the effect is comparable to a strong painkiller needle.
The effect is so obvious, and Hu Qiang is not proud.
Of course, the so-called effect is more powerful than painkillers, that is what Ye Zhenzhen said, and Hu Qiang has not experienced it personally.
After all, he had never suffered an injury that required a needle to relieve pain before, but Ye Zhenzhen had truly experienced acupuncture and moxibustion to relieve pain.
Now, Hu Qiang is finally going to give himself a needle.
"Now, let me see the actual results." Hu Qiang, who took out the syringe, muttered to himself.
But just as Hu Qiang was about to open the syringe and take out the silver needle from inside, the door of the conference room was suddenly opened from the outside.
Immediately afterwards, I saw Ouyang Mofei walking in with a hamburger in one hand.
"Lao Hu, you ...... Hey? ”
Obviously, Ouyang Mofei saw the white and tender injured foot that Hu Qiang revealed after taking off his shoes and socks.
Seeing that it was Ouyang Mofei, Hu Qiang, who reacted, subconsciously took back the acupuncture cartridge first, and then said with a dry smile: "Mo, Mofei, you, why are you here again?" Anything else? ”
Ouyang Mofei didn't answer, stared at Hu Qiang's foot, and walked over silently.
As soon as Ouyang Mofei walked in, Hu Qiang suddenly felt a little shy for some reason, and subconsciously retracted his feet.
After putting the syringe back in his inner pocket, Hu Qiang hurriedly picked up his socks and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I scared you, I, I'm going to wear socks and shoes, or you go out first, don't smoke you." ”
Ouyang Mofei didn't speak, threw the two hamburgers on the table, and then walked quickly to Hu Qiang and squatted down, holding the ankle of Hu Qiang's injured foot with one hand, and holding the big toe of Hu Qiang's foot with the other.
Hu Qiang trembled, his hands subconsciously clenched, and his feet subconsciously twitched back: "You, what are you doing?" ”
"Don't move!" Ouyang Mofei used a little strength to stop Hu Qiang's back-thrust, "Let me see." ”
Hu Qiang bit his lip and stopped moving.
Ouyang Mofei lifted Hu Qiang's white and tender feet with both hands, took a closer look, and sure enough, he saw the bruises on the instep.
After seeing the bruise on the instep, Ouyang Mofei continued to hold the ankle of Hu Qiang's foot with one hand, and gently pressed Hu Qiang's bruise with his index finger and middle finger with the other hand.
"Shhh Hu Qiang subconsciously twitched his foot because of the pain, but because Ouyang Mofei pinched his ankle, he didn't twitch.
"Does it hurt?" Ouyang Mofei raised his head and asked.
Hu Qiang hurriedly laughed: "No, it doesn't hurt very much." ”
Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips with a calm face, lowered his head and looked at the bruises on Hu Qiang's feet and said, "I'm sorry, I, I'm too impulsive." ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and asked in disbelief, "What are you talking about?" ”
"Nothing." Ouyang Mofei suddenly put down Hu Qiang's feet, clapped his hands and stood up, "Let's go, I'll help you go back to the Ministry of Forced Affairs, I have a bone-setting wine, I can wipe it for you when I go back, okay quickly." ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "No, no need, in fact, it's nothing, it's not serious." ”
"Long-winded!" Ouyang Mofei directly snatched the socks in Hu Qiang's hand, then squatted down and began to put socks on Hu Qiang.
While putting on Hu Qiang's socks, Ouyang Mofei also said: "One person does things and one person is responsible, I, I ...... Oops, anyway, you go back with me, I'll give you the medicine! ”
Hu Qiang looked down at Ouyang Mofei, who was putting on his socks, blinked, didn't speak, but bit his lip and snickered.
For some reason, seeing this scene, Hu Qiang suddenly felt a burst of warmth, and there was also a feeling, well, how to say it, a little bit of turning over a serf to sing, not an ordinary cool.
Just when Hu Qiang was secretly cool and had already started to wander the world, YY Ouyang Mofei was wearing a maid outfit with wooden underwear, kneeling at home to change his slippers, Ouyang Mofei had already carefully put on his socks for Hu Qiang.
Waiting for Ouyang Mofei to put on Hu Qiang's socks, he subconsciously looked up, just in time to see Hu Qiang's pig-like smile.
After seeing this smile, Ouyang Mofei was stunned for a moment, then blushed, and patted the injured part of Hu Qiang's foot.
"Oops!"
The sudden pain shattered Hu Qiang's dream in an instant, and he returned to reality at once.
"Humph!" Ouyang Mofei said with a straight face, "What are you thinking about again?" ”
"No, no." Hu Qiang hurriedly shook his head, "I didn't think about anything." ”
Ouyang Mofei narrowed his eyes: "Really? ”
Hu Qiang hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Really! ”
Ouyang Mofei slapped Hu Qiang again, slapped Hu Qiang's injured bruises, and made Hu Qiang grin in pain.
"What are you doing?" Hu Qiang couldn't help but say.
"Humph!" Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, "You don't have any thoughts, you're still not a man?" ”
"I ......" Hu Qiang was speechless for a while.
Ouyang Mo Fei picked up his leather shoes at this time: "Okay, I'm kidding you, and patting the bruises has the effect of activating blood and removing blood stasis, and the sudden pain can also make you wait for the next time you walk, the pain can be a little worse." ”
Hu Qiang frowned, squinted at Ouyang Mofei, and kept slandering in his heart.
Telling me in front of me how to deal with bruises, isn't this an axe in the class?
Although the slight slapping and bruising does have a certain dredging effect, it is not Ouyang Mofei's slapping method, and it is not something that can be done by patting, so she is obviously making excuses.
In fact, it is not possible to drain stasis by patting, but in places with more muscle or fat.
Parts such as knees and instep that do not have much muscle or fat cannot be drained by patting, which will only aggravate the condition.
And you can't pat it reluctantly, you have to pat the area around the bruise slightly, and then slowly pat the bruised area, and the force must be light first and then heavy, which requires a long time of patting.
A technique like Ouyang Mofei has no effect except to hurt himself.
But forget it, what's the fight with her.
This is originally her style, and it is only problematic that she is not funny.
Seeing that Ouyang Mofei was going to put on his shoes again, Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "No, no, I'll do it myself." ”
"You'd better sit down." Ouyang Mofei frowned, "I'll come." ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei forcibly put leather shoes on Hu Qiang.
After putting on his shoes, Ouyang Mofei held Hu Qiang's arm again, and let Hu Qiang stand up and take two steps: "How is it, is it okay to walk?" ”
"No, no problem." Hu Qiang said to Ouyang Mo Fei with a dry smile, "Mo Fei, I just have a little bruise on my feet, so I won't be able to walk on my own, and I won't be helped to walk." ”
After a pause, Hu Qiang said again: "That, that's all it takes here, there are so many people going out, it's not good to see it, let it go." ”
Ouyang Mofei thought about it, so he let go of Hu Qiang's arm: "Can you really walk yourself?" Let's take two steps and see. ”
Hu Qiang hurriedly took a deep breath, endured the pain in his feet, and walked a few steps freely.
But after all, because the pain didn't stop, I still limped a little when I walked, but it wasn't obvious.
Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "Forget it, don't be reckless, or I'll help you go." ”
"Don't, don't!" Hu Qiang hurriedly shook his hands, "Don't Mo Fei, compared to this, the face is more important, there are so many people in the company, if you help me to go, it will not be good to spread the scandal." ”
Ouyang Mofei pouted: "Hmph, if you don't help, you won't help, who is willing to help you." ”
Hu Qiang smiled and didn't speak.
"Let's go." Ouyang Mofei turned around, "Go back to the Urgent Affairs Department, by the way, you can help take the hamburger on the table, my hands are not very clean now." ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang looked at the two hamburgers on the table, "Yo, the amount of food has become larger, eat two at a meal?" Or a Big Mac? ”
Ouyang Mofei, who had already turned his back and was about to open the door, said steadily: "Oh, no, I accidentally bought too much when I bought it, and I was too lazy to return, so I went together...... By the way, why don't you eat one, I can't eat it anyway, and if you throw it away, you have to sort the garbage, which is too troublesome. ”
"Really?" Hu Qiang's eyes lit up, and he immediately picked up a burger on the table and began to unpack it directly, "Then I'm welcome!" Oops, I didn't even eat yet, and I'm still hungry. ”
"Humph!" Ouyang Mofei turned his back to Hu Qiang and muttered softly, "You didn't find it yourself." ”
"What do you say?" Hu Qiang, who was just about to take a bite to a hamburger, asked subconsciously.
"Nothing." Ouyang Mofei opened the door, turned around and said to Hu Qiang, "I want to say, if you want to eat back to the Ministry of Forced Affairs, don't eat here, it's easy to be embarrassed!" ”