356 You're not stealing, you're robbing!
"Ahem, this, everyone, this is the case, the situation is the case, so from today on, we will strictly follow the company's internal processes, do you have any opinions?"
As soon as Hu Qiang, who was standing on the chairman's seat in the conference room, finished saying this, Pang Xiaobai, who was reading the manual, immediately put down the book, turned to look at Hu Qiang and said, "I have an opinion!" ”
"Xiaobai?" Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai in surprise, "It's actually your first?" Okay, okay, you say, what do you think? ”
Pang Xiaobai said: "Our department is usually very busy, and many things are still emergencies, if we all follow the process mentioned in this book, we won't do anything." ”
"That's right." Su Kejie said calmly beside him, "The key is that we are the end support department, if we do something wrong, or if we delay something, we will have to carry the black pot thrown by other departments, and we will be punished for carrying the black pot, and if we are punished, we will deduct performance, and if we deduct performance, we will deduct bonuses, and if we deduct bonuses, what will happen to my mortgage?" ”
"Yes." Jin Ruoyu pouted beside him and said, "You can't just catch a sheep for wool, and you can't always catch a white mouse for experiments, we are the Ministry of Broken Affairs, not the Department of White Affairs, why!" ”
Tang Haixing said: "I can't say that, our group is not a small company, there are many people and departments, in order to prevent back and forth and shirk responsibility, to ensure that the responsibilities and rights are clear, some necessary operation processes are still very necessary, which is actually better to protect everyone, but also to increase everyone's efficiency." ”
"Alas! Well said starfish! Hu Qiang's eyes lit up and nodded.
After speaking, Hu Qiang said to everyone earnestly: "Everyone, I also know that everything is troublesome to do things according to the process, but just like Haixing said, it is a little troublesome to do things according to the process, but you can have clear responsibilities and powers, less black pots, and save a lot of unnecessary trouble." ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said: "Do you know, do you know how many times other departments have complained about us recently?" There are many complaints, many of them, and they are all much older!
It was I, who slapped the table in front of the leader and made a guarantee, so that I could barely save you.
Otherwise, your performance this month would have been deducted! ”
Speaking of this, seeing everyone's disapproving looks, Hu Qiang blinked and continued: "Also, do you know why other departments have frequently complained about us recently? Do you know what they say about us behind their backs?
They say that we don't follow the process, we like to talk to ourselves, and we don't respect colleagues and leaders in other departments, so that the leaders are embarrassed and have no sense of teamwork at all!
Let me tell you, process is important because process is the foundation of a company's operation!
As an employee of all beasts, if you don't even talk about the basics, then you are unorganized and undisciplined, so how can you stay?
Therefore, this process manual written by the leader himself, one for each of you, go back to me to study well, take it seriously, and then strictly follow the process, and in the future, no more mistakes in the process, no more complaints from other departments because the process is wrong, you know? ”
At this moment, Ouyang Mofei, who was reading the manual, suddenly closed the manual, looked up at Hu Qiang lazily and said:
"The line between two points is the shortest, and now we have to make simple things complicated, is it really interesting?
Why do you have to take off your pants five times when you only wipe your butt once? Isn't this an overkill, no, a four-in-one? ”
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Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mo Fei and frowned: "Mo Fei, even if what you said has some truth, then you can't steal the printing paper of other departments just because the printing paper is not enough?" ”
Ouyang Mofei, who was playing with his mobile phone, raised his head: "Ah, yes, that's okay, next time I will definitely go over with my chest up and take it directly, so as not to embarrass our department, this is always okay, right?" ”
Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and pouted: "You're not stealing, you're robbing!" ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "Then, Mo Fei, if you don't have enough printing paper in the future, according to the process, you should first fill out the printing paper application form, write why you want to apply for additional printing paper quotas, and then ask me to sign, then I will ask Lanny to sign, and then Lanny will ask the material department to ......"
"That's it!" Ouyang Mofei interrupted Hu Qiang with an impatient face, "When you finish the process, the paper will be yellow, and it will be ugly to bring it to the lake wall!" The old lady doesn't have that idle time! ”
As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang took a deep breath, pinched his waist with both hands and squinted his eyes, looked at Ouyang Mo Fei with a serious face and said, "Mo Fei, this is a meeting, talking about business, don't you always talk back to me and tear down the stage, is this interesting?" ”
Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips with disdain, but Tang Haixing said in a round way: "Hey, Manager Hu, you can dissipate your anger, so that if other departments are dissatisfied with us, I can help you appease your colleagues in other departments and let them complain less about us in the future." ”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Mo Fei again: "Mo Fei, don't talk back to Manager Hu, he is also for the good of the company, this is all for the common goal, we ......"
"Shut up!" Hu Qiang and Ouyang Mofei suddenly spoke at the same time.
After speaking at the same time, both of them were stunned and looked at each other.
Soon, Hu Qiang was the first to react, no longer looking at Ouyang Mofei, but looked at Tang Haixing angrily and said, "Starfish, next talk about you, your problem is not small!" ”
Just when Tang Haixing was stunned, Hu Qiang threw the manual in his hand on the table, and helped the flat glasses, and then said to Tang Haixing with a serious face:
"Tang Haixing, the task of 24-hour duty, it was a person who wanted to die or live to take all the places in our department, okay, you want, I will give it to you, but how did you do it, huh?"
"What's wrong with me?" Tang Haixing said with a puzzled expression.
Hu Qiang pouted: "What's wrong?" Are you embarrassed to ask?
You know, according to the process, when you are on duty 24 hours a day, different questions should be copied to different departments separately.
Everyone else does this, but it's just you, and even if you kill a fly, you have to send a mass email to all colleagues in all departments.
That's it, the key is that every email you send in a group should also be accompanied by a selfie of you smiling and holding a fly swatter!
Such disgusting and frequent harassing emails, the brother department has protested many times, and the complaints are so old!
It's me, who keeps patting my chest in front of the leader to vouch for you, and I only temporarily saved you, do you understand? ”
Tang Haixing blinked, then frowned and explained: "I sent a mass email, which is to remind everyone to pay attention to this issue, and also, where am I smiling?" That's a confident smile! ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing immediately narrowed his eyes and cracked his mouth, giving a confident smile.
That's it, the key is that he still looked at his colleagues with a smile one by one.
Hehe, hehe, hehe!