Chapter 192: Play without Suffering
stopped the car at a Sichuan restaurant, and the two deliberately chose a position near the window to sit down. After eating something casually, Xie Bing vomited bitterness to Zhao Bin. chattering and complaining to Zhao Bin is nothing more than how difficult the customer is, how she is correct, she can talk about these trivial things for a long time, which really makes Zhao Bin have a big head.
Zhao Bin knows her character better, and besides, she is also Ye Xiaolu's best friend, and she doesn't care about her verbosity, she has always been patient as her audience, so she should sacrifice her ears to comfort this poor woman who is not working well.
Xie Bing is a woman with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, and when she saw that she had complained for a long time, Zhao Bin was still smiling, not saying a word, and felt a little embarrassed. The mood gradually calmed down: "I'm sorry. I was supposed to invite you to dinner. But I didn't expect that I couldn't hold back with one mouth, which made you laugh. ”
"It's okay, you invite me to dinner, I will only be your audience, and I still earn it. Hehe, isn't it just that the work is not going well, with your ability, you will definitely be able to adjust it quickly. Zhao Bin smiled and comforted her. Xie Bing suddenly saw that Zhao Bin was so understanding, but felt that although Zhao Bin was a little flowery, while having Ye Xiaolu, he was also a little ambiguous with Sun Man...... But this kid's temper is a little cute.
"Alas, in fact, I am not bothered by being scolded by the boss and deducting bonuses, I am very poor at work this time because there is a woman who is secretly manipulating me." Xie Bing said angrily.
"Someone is secretly manipulating you? Who? Zhao Bin asked in surprise. Everyone has the heart of gossip.
"It's the client of this CASE that I'm in charge of now. She is an old relationship with our boss, but she doesn't like men, she likes women. My boss asked me to work as a legal counsel for her company, and she saw me twice and did something to me, and I couldn't help it, so I pushed her. For this, my boss scolded me and deducted my bonus. Xie Bing actually told such a secret thing.
I went to it, it turned out that I ran into a lesbian control, Zhao Bin couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, I'm so embarrassed, you can still laugh? It's not enough buddy, right? Xie Bing said angrily. Really, I thought his character was very good, but it turned out that he would gloat as well.
"I'm sorry, I can't help but want to laugh." Zhao Bin smiled and quipped: "I can't see it, Sister Xie, you are really charming, not only men, but also women, you, you are simply a man and a woman...... Hey, you just pretend to play with the female boss, the woman plays with the woman, and no one will really suffer. ”
Look at what Zhao Bin said, he is really a bastard. I almost didn't make Xie Bing half angry!
"you, you're less disgusting with me, what woman doesn't suffer when you play with a woman, and you don't suffer a loss when you play with her!" Xie Bing sneered at each other, wearing black stockings with high-heeled legs, and stepped heavily on Zhao Bin under the table.
Since Zhao Bin touched a woman's body, he has eaten the marrow and knows the taste, and he can't stand the temptation of a woman more and more. Confused, Xie Bing's small action under the table with a little ambiguity actually made Zhao Bin's heart fluctuate a little.
"I'm sorry, it's just a joke, a joke for a while, and please be merciful at my sister's feet." Xie Bin's current boss is Situ Hui, she is also Situ Hui's student, and now she is a female teaching assistant, and it is not an exaggeration for Zhao Bin to call her a senior sister.
Xie Bin said with a big grin: "Hey, don't drag the text with me...... Honestly, I don't feel disgusted if she likes other women. The problem is that she just got to me...... Heck, it makes me sick to death three times. Phew, why do you think I'm so unlucky to encounter such an unappetizing thing? ”
"Didn't you like to touch Ye Xiaolu very much before? I thought you weren't that resistant to grilongrilaction (lesbian). Zhao Bin's words made Xie Bin blush, to be honest, he really thought that Xie Bin had a lesbian tendency, but he didn't expect to misunderstand her.
"Xiaolu is really, she even told you this secret." Xie Bing rolled his eyes at Zhao Bin, "Although I have a very cold appearance, my orientation is absolutely normal, don't worry, I won't rob Ye Xiaolu with you." ”
Zhao Bin sweated in his heart, and quickly swallowed a large glass of water.
After a while, Zhao Bin saw that Xie Bing's mood had stabilized, and was about to say goodbye to him, at this time, a fat woman full of jewels stepped on high heels and walked over to Xie Bing, the heels were high and thin, and the fat woman's weight was estimated to be more than two hundred and five, and many people, including Zhao Bin, were worried that her flesh would break the heels when they saw her.
"Hey, that fat lady, she seems to have come for you, right?" Zhao Bin saw that the fat woman's face was full of meat and her eyes were not good, he was actually a little stunned, and whispered to Xie Bing, who was still eating with his head down.
"What were you talking about?" Xie Bing raised his head, saw Zhao Bin's stunned expression, and also turned his head. At this moment, her face became very ugly.
And the fat woman seemed to know Xie Bing, and the fat woman seemed to be very afraid of her, so she turned around nervously and left. Zhao Bin was very surprised, and couldn't help but ask Xie Bing, "Senior sister, this fat woman is the female boss who wants to play lesbian with you?" ”
Zhao Bin didn't pay attention to secrecy, but this question was heard by many people, there were two men sitting near them, as soon as they heard the word lesbian, these two men came to the spirit, first look at Xie Bing opposite Zhao Bin: Wow, this girl has long legs and black stockings, and her face is round and. It's big, it's pretty punctual, it's too wasteful to play lesbian, don't you see that we still have two gold-collared leftover men sitting here?
Then turn your eyes and look for the lesbian object of the beauty, I originally thought that the person who played lesbian with the beauty must also be a beauty, but I didn't expect it to be a fat woman who was seriously overweight...... Wow wow! The two of them were about to vomit, Nima was too sad, the resources of beautiful women were already scarce, but they were still occupied by this fat woman, how could we still live as leftover men? No wonder there are so many friends now......
"Be quiet." Xie Bingyou kicked Zhao Bin, gritted his teeth and said, "It's her, see the real person, right?" I refused to agree to her, she tried to use force on me, but fortunately I learned judo and threw her twice...... After that, this fat woman always made things difficult for me and made me make a big mistake, so I was scolded by the boss. ”
"I see, I can't see that your judo practice is quite powerful, and you can actually throw such a fat woman down." Zhao Bin smiled and teased her again: "Senior sister, I fully understand your mood now, you are really a loss to play with this fat woman." You press her, she doesn't feel anything, she presses you, but she can crush you to death, hehe. ”
Xie Bing was half angry by Zhao Bin's words, "Still laughing!" You're really not enough buddy, believe it or not I'll throw you in judo! ”
"Defuse, well, feel better, let's go." Zhao Bin still has to accompany Zhou Mei to the hospital for an examination, and the time agreed with the woman is approaching.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Bin and Xie Bing broke up, they saw a group of men surrounding Xie Bing. "What are you going to do!" Zhao Bin snorted, and those bastards suddenly turned around, "What are you doing?" This little girl offended our boss, and a few of us taught this little girl how to be a woman, hehe! ”
"Good! Stinky. It's no wonder that I don't get along with me, it turns out that I have been good for a long time! The fat woman hiding in a BMW car not far away sent a text message to the little head of her subordinates: Teach that man a lesson, and I will add another 100,000!
"Brothers, teach this blind thing how to be a person." The little head shouted, and a few bastards left Xie Bing and ran over to Zhao Bin.
"Hey, you're that little. Son's concubine, right? It's still a long life, but it's not a good taste. There was a dead fish looking Zhao Bin up and down, and said critically. Boss Wu has taken a fancy to your horse, and the acquaintance quickly dumped your horse, I have a little mental compensation, and then! ”
Dead Fish Eye actually took out a handful of money from his pocket, which seemed to be a small two thousand, tied it tightly with a rubber band, and scattered it to Zhao Bin.
"Yo, I didn't expect two thousand yuan to fall from the sky and smash it in my hand, thank you."
I didn't expect Zhao Bin to really accept the money and thank him, the fat man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "I originally wanted to walk this kid's dry road, but I didn't expect this kid to be a bad seed, it's really boring!" ”
Zhao Bin was annoyed by the words 'take the dry road', and with three punches and two kicks, he turned over Dead Fish Eye's men, and then kicked Dead Fish Eye to the ground, ripped off the kid's pants, and grabbed an iron rod scattered on the ground, which was the weapon of one of the bastards, and stabbed Dead Fish Eye's buttocks.
"Do you like to walk on dry roads? I'm going to let you walk the dry road! I'm making you off the beaten path! ”
Zhao Bin's vigorous performance, Xie Bing was enthusiastic at first, and applauded loudly. But when she was stunned and watched Zhao Bin pick up a man's pants, she immediately screamed, but after all, she had touched a man, and soon her mood stabilized, and she peeked with relish.
Just listened to what Zhao Bin said about taking the dry road and what not taking the ordinary road, Xie Bing didn't quite understand it at first, but soon saw Zhao Bin pick up a stick with the thickness of two fingers and poke it down, Xie Bing understood everything.
This kid is too rascalous! What a bastard!
And the rest of the bastards were shocked and petrified by Zhao Bin's astonishing actions! This kid is crazy, is he playing with performance art? The screams of the dead fish's eyes, after a few snorts, he lost his breath, this Nima is even more awesome than the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty!
Xie Bing was afraid that Zhao Bin would lose his life, so he ran up and hugged Zhao Bin's arm. Stop him and say, "Run, run, if we are photographed, we will be in trouble." ”
Zhao Bin came to his senses and smelled a smell of and urine, it was so disgusting, he quickly threw off the iron rod and was pulled away by Xie Bing. The stick flew dozens of meters, impartially, and just smashed into the window of the fat boss's car, the sound was huge, and the fat boss was so frightened that he almost became incontinent, but fortunately, the window was imported, and the anti-hitting performance was strong.
Zhao Bin and Xie Bing held hands and ran to a safe place before stopping, Xie Bing hugged Zhao Bin's neck, pouted on his face, and shouted excitedly: "Zhao Bin, you are really MAN just now, I am almost a little in love with you." ”
"Senior sister, I'm already famous, don't seduce me to cheat." , he's cheated on him, does he still need to be seduced? As he spoke, Zhao Bin himself despised himself a little.
"Cut, sisters, I've seen a lot of self-righteous guys, but none of them are thicker than your skin." Xie Bing let go of Zhao Bin, her mind was still in the stimulation just now, and she was dancing when she spoke. Wearing a delicate and close-fitting workplace suit, perming her small curly hair, but making such a big move makes her body line more exaggerated, as long as she is still a normal man, she wants to be knocked down when she sees it.
The two talked and laughed for a while, and were about to break up, when a very familiar voice shouted: "Xiaobin, why are you here?" Zhao Bin looked back and saw that it was Lao Zhao.
Since Lao Zhao jumped to the company of the fat man and became the vice president, he has become more and more stylish, wearing a suit and leather shoes, standing across the road, smiling at Zhao Bin, and wearing glasses on the bridge of his nose. At first, Zhao Bin didn't recognize it, this middle-aged handsome pot was his father.
"Dad, my senior sister and I came out to eat something, why are you here? What is this lady called? Zhao Bin pointed to the woman beside Lao Zhao and asked with a smile.
P.S. I just received a notice from the editor that this book will be on the shelves on April 1st due to the unsatisfactory results. Alas, so I'm going to tweak the update as well, and I'll say hello to my friends first. I was quite scared, and I didn't know how many people would continue to support me after I put it on the shelves. I really don't understand, those books with a collection of only six or seven hundred, the click data is much more than my book, and our book collection is almost 1,008! Yesterday, there was also a buddy from the mobile phone party who voted for me with a hundred PK votes, so thank him so much! Although it is about to be on the shelves, this book will inherit the ambiguous style, but everyone will read this book in the future, I'm afraid it will cost a few cents, I'm really embarrassed.