Chapter 434: The Jade Emperor borrowed the topic to play
"You idiot, you said that this red child is the body of the fire spirit of the Flame Mountain, what is the origin of this?"
At this moment, Sun Wukong's face was full of curiosity, after all, he really couldn't understand this matter, and Zhu Bajie looked at his innocent and curious appearance of Brother Monkey, and suddenly burst out loud, and laughed and joked directly: "Maybe you are still the old man with the red line in this marriage, Brother Monkey." ”
Suddenly, Sun Wukong waved his hand angrily and said with a smile: "You idiot, don't talk nonsense, how can my old grandson still become a red thread." ”
I saw Zhu Bajie holding his stomach and laughing teasingly: "Brother Monkey, this is all well-founded, you listen to the old pig to give you a detailed explanation." ”
"Let's talk about this Flaming Mountain first, do you know the origin of this Flaming Mountain?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie's ridiculous smile, Sun Wukong suddenly frowned, his suspicious eyes rolled for a moment, and he still didn't think of anything, and couldn't help but shake his head and said: "You idiot, if you have something to say, although Lao Sun was a demon king back then, he was also in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and he had never been to this Xiniu Hezhou at all, how could this Flame Mountain still have anything to do with Lao Sun." ”
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly laughed, looked directly at his master and Sha Wujing, and laughed and said: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really a noble person who forgets things, when you were captured by the judicial god Erlang and taken to the heavenly court, and then you were taken to Tushi Palace by Lao Jun, and directly thrown into the gossip furnace to practice you." ”
"In this gossip furnace, Brother Monkey, you have refined your fiery eyes, and when you came out, you directly kicked down the gossip furnace in a rage, and majestically knocked out the Nantianmen directly from the Doushi Palace of the Thirty-three Heavens, and the bricks in the gossip furnace that you kicked fell from the sky and fell directly into the lower realm, and then turned into this flame mountain."
When Zhu Bajie finished talking about the origin of this flame mountain, everyone suddenly looked at Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong was full of grievances when he heard this, scratched his ears and cheeks and said angrily: "At the beginning, Lao Sun was calculated, and in the future, my old grandson will know that it is this old miscellaneous hair, and he will not be spared." ”
In a word, even if this flame mountain is related to him, it is not his doing, but it is calculated, and the culprit is not on his head.
Tang Sanzang on the side shook his head with a smile after seeing this: "Wukong, this matter is a matter of the past anyway, now it is important for us to cross this Flame Mountain, and this Flame Mountain needs the banana fan of the Iron Fan Princess." ”
And Sun Wukong scratched his head a little embarrassed after hearing this at this moment: "Master, this iron fan princess doesn't say anything, it's not a problem to let my grandson ask for a fan, but if this iron fan princess doesn't borrow it, it's not easy for my grandson to come hard." ”
After all, this iron fan princess has something to do with Taishang Laojun, and he can't afford to offend him if he is really tough, and even some methods are not easy to use.
At this time, how could Tang Sanzang not see it, and suddenly he didn't see it, turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie and said: "Bajie, you were an official in heaven back then, why don't you go to heaven and find a few people under Laojun's door to ask for mercy?" ”
Flutter!
Zhu Bajie, who had just picked up the water bladder, suddenly squirted out a mouthful of water when he heard this, and a pair of pig eyes stared at his master's innocent eyes, and he smacked his tongue: "Master! I'm a good girl, or your soft knife is powerful, you don't see blood when you kill. ”
However, Tang Sanzang pretended not to know anything, shrugged his shoulders and sighed: "Bajie, what do you say, aren't you afraid that it will be difficult for you to be a teacher, first find an acquaintance to contact, and then let's propose to borrow a fan, this is not just right, and we must not offend people." ”
When he said this, Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at Sun Wukong and said: "By the way, it just happens that the teacher and the red boy have an old relationship, Bajie, you go to heaven to find a few acquaintances to come down to earth, Wukong, you escort the teacher to the banana cave, two-pronged, borrow the banana fan as soon as possible, and let's set off westward as soon as possible." ”
After Tang Sanzang directly decided to do this, Zhu Bajie suddenly stared at him, if this matter is let him go to heaven, and then go to Taishang Laojun and say, My master wants you to find your concubine in the legend, and say it well, first borrow our banana fan for use?
As soon as he thought of this, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but shudder, and immediately shook his head again and again and said with a sad face: "Master, your old man can't harm the apprentice, the apprentice is loyal." ”
However, Tang Sanzang turned a blind eye and patted the white dragon horse and said, "White Dragon Horse, you and Wujing will stay where you are and take care of the luggage of the teacher later." ”
I saw Tang Sanzang directly turn over and dismount, Sun Wukong had already prepared on the side, and covered his mouth with a smile: "Master, let's go quickly, maybe we can catch up with the meal at noon." ”
Good guy, I saw Tang Sanzang directly on Sun Wukong's back, and Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at Zhu Bajie teasingly and said with a smile: "Bajie, you go to the sky to find acquaintances, and I will take my master to visit this iron fan princess." ”
After saying that, Sun Wukong directly raised an auspicious cloud under his feet, not giving Zhu Bajie a chance to speak at all, and went directly towards the Basho Cave in the southwest direction.
Zhu Bajie, who was in place, stared at Sun Wukong and his own master, who had disappeared, and suddenly said, "Damn!" Master, you can't harm your disciples. ”
Zhu Bajie, who was stomping his feet on the spot, just turned his head, only to see Sha Wujing directly pretending to be an honest and honest person, and said with a smile: "Second senior brother, go and come back quickly." ”
One sentence immediately made Zhu Bajie angry, and glared angrily: "Okay, you are all using old pigs as guns." ”
Although he was a little scolding, Zhu Bajie still shook off his wide sleeved robe and drove towards the direction of Nantianmen.
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The immortal families reported the situation of the Three Realms one by one, and the Haotian Jade Emperor, who was sitting on the upper seat, waved his hand casually and said: "This Nether Realm Xiniu Hezhou is controlled by Western Buddhism, and Dongsheng Shenzhou is also controlled by two senior brothers, so Heavenly Court should not meddle in things, by the way, Beiju Luzhou has also been relatively chaotic in recent days, and it just doesn't happen to be our territory." ”
"In the future, Heavenly Court will still focus on Nanzhan Buzhou, after all, this is the root of our Heavenly Court."
At this time, after the Haotian Jade Emperor said this straightforwardly, all the immortals and gods suddenly looked a little strange, and some people knew some things, and they suddenly secretly pondered one by one.
At this moment, suddenly the heavenly general outside the Lingxiao Hall walked in majestically, and directly clenched his fists and said in a deep voice: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, the former Tianpeng Marshal 'Zhu Bajie' outside the hall asks to see you." ”
At this moment, the Jade Emperor of Haotian was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at the immortals curiously, shouldn't it, could it be that this Tang Sanzang has encountered a big problem below? Immediately he was interested.
At the same time, the immortals and gods also widened their eyes one by one, quite curious and even looking forward to what fun was there to come?
"Biography!"
A majestic voice echoed inside and outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and under the attention of all the immortals and gods, I saw Zhu Bajie pulling a face and swaggering in with a wide sleeved robe, but there was no sense of urgency, which suddenly made everyone more curious.
The Jade Emperor was even more suspicious, and then said curiously: "Tianpeng, if you don't protect your master Tang Sanzang in the Nether Realm, what is the reason why you have to come to this Heavenly Court to learn scriptures?" ”
Under the curious gaze of the Jade Emperor and the immortals, I saw Zhu Bajie shaking his head and sighing with frustration on his face: "The old pig is also out of line, so I have come to heaven to avoid the limelight, lest my master say that the old pig is disobedient and asks the long-eared Joy Bodhisattva of the West to put a tight hoop on his head, and he will suffer in the future." ”
After hearing this, everyone instantly became interested, and the Jade Emperor laughed angrily: "Tianpeng, this heavenly court is not a place for you to avoid the limelight, could it be that your master and apprentice have encountered something difficult?" ”
When the Jade Emperor opened his mouth, Zhu Bajie smiled in his heart, the old pig is afraid that you will not ask, this is just according to his heart.
I saw Zhu Bajie sighing with frustration on his face and said: "It's not my mortal master, our master and apprentice have gone through hardships and dangers all the way to the west, and have come to this flame mountain, which was fine, but my master heard some rumors from somewhere, and I had to let the old pig come to heaven to beg the Jade Emperor to find some people for help." ”
At this moment, the Jade Emperor was suddenly interested, and said with a smile on his face: "Oh, there is such a thing?" I don't know what happened to Tang Sanzang, and I have to let you come to heaven to find me. ”
After Zhu Bajie glanced around at the immortals and the Jade Emperor's eyes watching the play, he suddenly sneered in his heart, but he still sighed with a look of frustration on his face.
"Originally, although this Flaming Mountain blocked our way, we could go to the Iron Fan Princess to ask for a treasure fan, and then it would be easy to pass the Flaming Mountain, but I didn't know that this old monk was listening to others chewing on the root of his ears, and he actually heard rumors! Say! ”
At this moment, all the immortals seemed to think of something, and the Jade Emperor's face was stunned, but Zhu Bajie said it all in one breath.
"Said that this iron fan princess is the concubine of Taishang Laojun, and also said that this red child is the illegitimate son of Laojun, and the banana fan is a token of love, this old monk listens to and believes it, and he has to let the old pig go to heaven to ask the Jade Emperor for help, saying that it is so that the Jade Emperor can send a few disciples of Laojun, and it will be much easier to borrow the fan at that time."
After saying this in one breath, Zhu Bajie Yang pretended to be depressed, but his small eyes were secretly looking at the immortals, and at this time, there was silence in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
I saw that the gods and immortals stared at each other, this melon is not small! Although this rumor has been around for a long time, but when it comes up again, this melon is still really fucking fragrant, after all, there are still more people in the sect among the gods and immortals, so they are naturally happy to see this.
But the smile on the Jade Emperor's face stiffened, and he scolded in his heart when he looked at Zhu Bajie, damn it! Okay, you canopy, it's the heavens that have come to find trouble.
But! It's so fucking cool!
At this time, among the immortals, they saw Tai Bai Xing shaking his head with a wry smile and hurriedly walked out, "Jade Emperor, this is completely nonsense and slander!" The demon of Xiniu Hezhou is too presumptuous, and he dares to insult my heavenly court like this, and he needs to be severely punished. ”
At this time, after the Jade Emperor saw Tai Bai Xing's words, he suddenly pretended to be angry and snorted coldly, "Isn't this Yang Jian a dry eater?" How long has this been reduced to the mortal world, why hasn't the source been traced? ”
"Judicial God Li Jing! You said! Can you find out! ”
At this moment, the Jade Emperor's words changed, and in an instant, Li Jing among the immortals stood up with a face full of grievances, and at first he thought that this judicial god was a piece of fat, but since Yang Jian went down to earth, he realized what it means to be disgusted.
The biggest reason why Yang Jian was convinced by the immortals at the beginning was because he had a grudge against the sect, and he was still a master who seized the opportunity and did not let it go to death, so the immortals of the Heavenly Court Sect almost instinctively stood on the same line with Yang Jian.
But they can't! Never allow yourself to be right, and small mistakes will be punished! The immortals of the sect are completely relying on the advantage of being outnumbered, and the rules of heaven are extremely strict, and there are many of us, but you can't make mistakes in expounding the teaching.
There is a slight omission in the exposition of the teachings, tsk, the people who intercept the teachings are like smelling the smell of, swarming here, and one by one they are like being beaten with chicken blood, and the righteousness is so strict that we were beaten with hammers and whips when we committed this thing.
Although he didn't say anything, he said something again, in a word, fair and just!
But there are a lot of people who intercept the teaching, hundreds of whips come down, I don't know how many people share it together, and the teaching is miserable, the number of people is the biggest disadvantage, and a person grits his teeth and bears the pain in grief.
But Li Jing is different, after the end of the god, his two or five boys are almost grandmothers who don't love their uncles, and they are okay on weekdays, but as soon as they took office as the judicial gods, they were punished.
I saw Li Jing stand up with an ugly face, clenched his fists and said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, Li Jing is guilty." ”
At this moment, the eyes of the sectarians widened, as if to say, you Li Jing is a dog, dare to finish with you again.
After looking at Li Jing's frost-beaten eggplant, the Jade Emperor suddenly slapped the table angrily and scolded: "Waste! It's all rubbish! There is also the Western Gou Chen Emperor, all of which are rubbish! This rumor came out of Xiniu Hezhou, why hasn't the source been found yet, how many years has it been? ”
"Emperor Qiyu, this Nanyue Hengshan Si Tianzhao Holy Emperor is afraid of leaving his grandson, and he was ordered to cooperate with Emperor Gou Chen to investigate this matter."
I saw a star monarch standing up and speaking bluntly, he was really righteous and selfless, and the Jade Emperor almost didn't call a good one when he heard this, and he stood up with excitement.
Then the Jade Emperor seemed to notice that he was a little out of shape, and slapped the table a few times angrily, and shouted angrily: "Waste! It's all rubbish! Li Jing! I'm here for you! Immediately! Immediately go to the fear of Liusun, and follow Tianpeng to Basho Cave to find the princess of the iron fan, and ask the person concerned directly, no one is allowed to slander my heavenly court like this. ”
At this time, the Jade Emperor looked angry as if it was for the image of his heavenly court, and the Star Monarch Immortal God in the sky suddenly became energetic, and it was too late for some people to stop it, and all the black pressure stood up.
"Jade Emperor Shengming!"
"The Jade Emperor should be strictly investigated in this matter."
"If you don't check, I'm sorry for the word Heavenly Court!"
"This fear of leaving a grandson is really a waste, it is not as good as a filial piety dog, I suggest that the Jade Emperor directly demote the fear of leaving a grandson to the mortal world."
Good guy, after the people of this sect came out, there was nothing else to do, they were all iron-faced selfless and righteous immortals, and they all insulted their reputation in the heavenly court.
And after Zhu Bajie saw this scene, he directly and carefully closed his mouth and turned into a transparent person.
Tsk, the debt was repaid so quickly, at this time, the corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth couldn't help but hook up after seeing this scene, but he still had to pretend to be angry, if there weren't too many people here, he would want to laugh out loud three times, it's really fucking comfortable.