395 Fart, It's All You!
"Johnson, what's wrong with your hand? How does this look like? ”
Facing Lannifu's questioning, Hu Qiang looked at his hands wrapped in gauze, then raised his head and smiled at Lannifu: "It's nothing, when I went out in the morning, I was accidentally caught by the door." ”
Lanny Fu said expressionlessly: "Both hands are clamped? ”
"Yes." Hu Qiang stopped laughing, "Twice." ”
Lannifu continued to say expressionlessly: "Johnson, Johnson, if your hand is clipped, you can still be saved, but if your brain is clipped, it will be difficult to do." ”
Hu Qiang frowned slightly and looked at Lanny Fu: "Lanny, what do you mean by this?" ”
Lenny Fu said, "Johnson, Lisa has been very unhappy with you lately, do you know that? ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "Eh, it seems to be a little ...... Know. ”
Nonsense, of course he knows.
Last Saturday and Sunday, Lisa called him several times, wanting him to go to her house for dinner and massage, but unfortunately Hu Qiang pushed him over under various excuses.
Then on Monday, Hu Qiang thought that Lisa would call him to the office to have a personal vendetta, but who knew that Lisa didn't call him at all, nothing happened.
Just when Hu Qiang thought he had escaped, Lisa soon convened a high-level meeting, which all department heads had to attend, and he, Hu Qiang, as the manager of the Ministry of Urgency, naturally had to participate.
The theme of the meeting is not difficult to guess, it is to discuss the poor sales of self-heating hot pot.
This self-heating small hot pot is a project that Lisa finally grabbed before, everything was very good, who knew that after it was really rectified and listed by Lisa, the sales were not good, and there was no improvement at all.
Because of this incident, Lisa lost face, and it is said that the big boss was also very dissatisfied, so Lisa held that plenary meeting and gathered all the department heads of all the third business groups to work together to find out the problem of poor sales.
At that meeting, everyone spoke enthusiastically and threw all kinds of blame, but Hu Qiang obediently hid to the side, almost without saying a word.
Fortunately, Lisa didn't embarrass Hu Qiang at that important meeting, she didn't even look at him, and never called him by name, letting him be a turtle with a shrunken head, fishing safely beside him.
After the meeting, Lisa also didn't look at him, just left with a cold face, and never called him or sent a text message after that.
Despite this, Hu Qiang knew that Lisa must be angry and dissatisfied with him, but this was only known by himself, and he didn't expect Lannifu to know it too.
Did he see something?
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly raised his head anxiously and asked, "Lanny, you, how do you know that Lisa is dissatisfied with me?" You, you can see it all? ”
"Of course I can see it!" Lenny Fu nodded, then stood straight to his feet.
After that, Lanny Fu walked to the side by himself, picked up a self-heating small hot pot next to him and said: "The sales of the self-heating small hot pot of ten thousand beasts are not good, Lisa called all the departments together to have a meeting to find problems, do you remember?" ”
"Of course I do." Hu Qiang nodded, "Isn't it just yesterday, how could I forget." ”
"It's good that you haven't forgotten!" Lannifu said while looking at the self-heating hot pot in his hand, "Then do you remember that at the meeting, the subordinates of other leaders were actively carrying the pot and taking the initiative to lead the pot. ”
Speaking of this, Lannie Fu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang, and said with a pale face: "If you don't carry a pot, where do you let Lisa's face go?" Why didn't Lisa order anyone's name at that time, and didn't order you, and was she very dissatisfied with your shrinking behavior of not receiving the pot? ”
Hu Qiang was stunned: "Huh? Are you saying that this is not satisfied? ”
Lanny Fu frowned: "Otherwise? Isn't that enough? ”
Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief: "Scared me to death, I thought you knew...... Uh, nothing. ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang raised his head and looked at the iron-faced Lenny Fu: "Lenny, this, that's the case, I was the first time to participate in such a high-end conference, and then it happened too suddenly, and I didn't react at once."
Besides, our Ministry of Urgent Affairs is partial to logistics support, and the project of self-heating small hot pot is not related to our department, so the sales of this small hot pot are not good, I really can't think of what this has to do with our department, so I didn't say a word. ”
"That's a mistake!" Lenny Fu immediately glared.
"We are a whole, and all of us in the third business group are built around a strong team centered around Lisa.
In such a team, unity is the core, and there should be no distinction between you, me and him, nor should there be anything to be divided into margins.
Lisa rarely summoned the leaders of all departments for a meeting, which means that this is an existential moment, and everyone needs to work together and brainstorm.
Even if you can't come up with a good idea, you must at least rush to take the pot and carry the pot!
You don't say a word, you don't carry any pots, so let me, no, let Lisa's face remain? ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Does this matter?"
Lanny, we are the Ministry of Urgency, we are the end support department, and the small hot pot project has never interfered, and I can't carry this pot with bad sales, even if I want to.
I have to say, I think the problem of poor sales of this small hot pot is mainly the pot in the R&D department.
I don't know who designed it, it's actually a fruit-flavored little hot pot?
With such a strange design, shouldn't it be sold well? ”
Lenny Fu immediately said: "This is a mistake! It is to do this in order to differentiate the competition! ”
Speaking of this, Lannie Fu walked to the table and said, "Others are small hot pots, we are small fruit pots!" Isn't this a difference? ”
Hu Qiang frowned and said: "Then you can't ignore the facts for the sake of the so-called differentiated competition, right?" Fruit-flavored little hot pot, no, small fruit pot, this taste is too weird, right? Who's going to eat something like that? ”
"Of course it's a young man!" Lanny Fu walked over and said, "The so-called young people win the world, the post-zero generation has a tricky taste, and has the courage to seek innovation and change, so the fruit-flavored small hot pot is a bold attempt to break through." ”
Hu Qiang said: "Then you can't break through and succeed is all the credit of others, and the failure of the breakthrough is to blame us irrelevant subordinates, right?" ”
Lanny Fu sat on the table, shook his head at Hu Qiang and said, "Do you think the leader doesn't understand this truth?" But on the scene, you can't let the leader not come to the stage.
What is the reason for such a big meeting? Is it just a matter of brainstorming and finding a solution? ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "What else is that?" ”
"Of course it's a dump!" Ranny said.
"Dump the pot?" Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, "You mean, Lisa also thinks that this project is not good, so she wants to throw out the responsibility for the failure of this project?" ”
"You're thinking too much." Lanifu shook his head, "It doesn't matter what the leader thinks of this project, the key is what the leader thinks of you." ”
"What do you mean?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Why am I getting more and more lakesome?" ”
Lannie Fu sighed, patted Hu Qiang on the shoulder and said: "Everyone, behind closed doors, let me tell you, this time, what the leader wants most is that someone can take the initiative to come out and take the responsibility for the poor sales of the small fruit pot." ”
Hu Qiang thought for a while: "Isn't this just looking for a wronged boss and a backstabber?" Do you want me to carry this pot? I don't do it! Isn't that a pit for me? ”
"Alas, that's a mistake!" Lannie Fu shook his head, changed his hand, and patted Hu Qiang's shoulder again.
"Johnny, I also treat you as my own person, and I will tell you behind closed doors, in fact, it is not that I want you to take the blame, it is the leader who wants you to take the blame.
Also, don't think it's a bad thing.
In fact, the leader is willing to let you take the blame, that is to look up to you.
Because the leader believes that after you carry the pot, you can deal with the follow-up problems well and have the ability to solve the problem, so they are willing to throw the pot at you, which is actually giving you a chance to perform.
At work, it should be the subordinates who take the initiative to take responsibility for the superiors, and the subordinates who take the initiative to take the blame for the leaders, how can you wait for the leaders to open their mouths and take the initiative to throw the pot at you?
Leaders are busy with official business every day, and you, as a subordinate, should take the initiative to share worries and solve problems for leaders.
Of course, you didn't blame you for not knowing much about these things when you first became a manager.
But I don't blame you, it doesn't mean that others won't blame you, it doesn't mean that Lisa won't blame you!
With your performance, if you continue like this, Lisa will dislike you more and more, and then you won't be able to do the position of manager, maybe you won't be able to stay in the company, and you will be swept away!
In that case, what about your children, your sick mother, and your mortgage? What do you do? ”
"Alright, alright!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "I know it's wrong, just say what you want me to do." ”
Lannifu smiled slightly, sat up, clasped his arms and said, "Who made you my subordinate, behind closed doors to your own people, I can't watch you unlucky and see death without help."
Therefore, I specially called you over today to teach you the secrets that you must know when you are a manager, which I call the Nine Swords of Winning the Pot! ”
"Nine swords to grab the pot?" Hu Qiang was surprised.
Lanny Fu nodded: "For example, there are pictures in the leader's PPT that shouldn't appear, what should you do?" ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Euphemistically pointing out mistakes? ”
"Wrong!" Lenny Fu immediately said, "You should say right away, ppt, you did it!" ”
Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide, blinked, and suddenly realized: "Ah, I understand, I kind of understand, is to take the initiative to take the blame for the leader?" ”
"Teachable!" Lannifu smiled slightly, "Next, the leader was drinking with the customer, and the customer found out that the leader's cup was water, what should you do?" ”
"Understood!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "I poured the water, the leader doesn't know, I'm worried about the leader's body, so I did it privately." ”
"Good!" Lanifu nodded, "The information given by the leader is wrong, and there is a problem with the plan made!" ”
Hu Qiang hurriedly replied: "Well, the information was collected by me, and if there is a problem with the plan, it is all my fault, and the leader is not wrong." ”
"Very good!" Lannifu nodded, and then said with a serious face again, "There are many people in the elevator, after the leader entered, he couldn't help but let out a fart in the elevator, you happened to be in the elevator, right next to the leader, at this time, what should you do?" ”
"Forehead......" Hu Qiang blinked, "This ......"
"Say! What should you do? Lenny Fu asked.
"No, Lanny." Hu Qiang couldn't help but say, "Although I also want to share my worries for the leader, but farting is such a thing, this, this is too ......."
"Hutu!" Lannie Fu shook his head, stood up again, and said as he walked, "Johnson, do you know, as a good subordinate, the most critical point is to come out for the leader to take the initiative to lead the pot for the leader at the first time when the leader makes a mistake, so that the leader can feel your sincerity and usefulness."
We need to know one thing in the workplace, that is, what the people below think of you is not the most important, the key is how the leader sees you!
If the leader is optimistic about you, you can be promoted and raised as soon as possible, soar as soon as possible, and become the leader of others as soon as possible.
If you become someone else's leader, the pots you carried for the leader in the past will not be a thing, but your honor and medals!
Moreover, do you think that anyone can take the blame for the leader? Not only must the leader be willing to let you take the blame, but the key is that you have the opportunity to take the blame for the leader.
Once you find a good opportunity to promote the leader, you must rush to take the blame and rush to promote the leader to share the worries and solve problems, so that the leader can remember you, know your value, and then promote you.
So, you get it now, right? ”
Hu Qiang frowned and said, "It seems to understand." ”
"Now that you understand, who put that fart?" Lenny Fu asked.
Hu Qiang blinked, lowered his head and said softly, "I put it down." ”
"That's not right!" Lannifu shook his head, "Too unimposing, too reluctant." ”
Hu Qiang suddenly said loudly: "Fart, I put it!" ”
"Still not right!" Lenny shook his head again.
Hu Qiang blinked, suddenly covered his face with his hands, and pretended to be shy and aggrieved: "I'm sorry, fart, I put it!" ”
"No, no, no!" Lenny Fu continued to shake his head.
"Still not right?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Lanny, don't go around in circles with me, tell me directly, what's right?" ”
Lannifu sighed: "If it were me, I would immediately make a deep inhalation action, suck out all the smells, and then raise my hand and roar loudly, fart, I put it!" ”
Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide: "This is okay?" ”
"Why not?" Lenny Fu said, "Take a deep inhale first, suck out all the odors as soon as possible, destroy all the evidence, and then shout loudly, so that everyone's eyes are on you, so that no one else will notice the leader's embarrassed expression."
Let go of your dignity and don't be cheeky, and solve your worries for the leader as soon as possible, this is the real skill of winning the pot, and it is also the basic core of the nine swords of winning the pot, do you understand now? ”
"Hiss......" Hu Qiang took a deep breath, "This Nine Swords is too murderous, right?" I think it's the Seven Wounds Fist, right? ”
"Don't worry, it won't hurt you." Lanni Fu said, "The specific meaning of the Nine Swords of the Cauldron, as well as the example of the Nine Swords of the Cauldron, I will send you an email, go back and study carefully, and practice hard, it will definitely benefit you a lot, you must take a good look." ”
Hu Qiang smiled awkwardly: "This, okay, I'll take a good look." ”
Lannifu smiled slightly: "If you want to practice the Nine Swords of the Cauldron well, the key is to ask yourself three questions that touch your soul every day!" ”
Hu Qiang pulled his face and said: "Do you work overtime today, do you work overtime tomorrow, do you work overtime on weekends?" ”
Lannie Fu shook his head, and suddenly said with a serious expression: "First, is it because my preliminary preparations are not in place that there is a problem with the leadership work.
Second, when I found that the leader might have a problem, did I remind me in time?
Third, after something went wrong, did I come up with a solution for the leader in the first place?
Those who can do these three things are called ......"
"The Blamebreaker?" Hu Qiang said subconsciously.
Lannifu narrowed his eyes, turned his head and said with a holy face: "Pot Master Wushuang!" ”
After saying these four words, Lannifu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang again and said:
"In short, the sales of self-heating small hot pot are not good, the big leader is very unhappy, and Lisa is also very unhappy.
Lisa decided to reposition the small hot pot as a product, and then, Lisa asked your Ministry of Urgent Affairs to join in.
After you go back, communicate well with other departments, and strive to do a good job in the positioning of the new products of the small hot pot as soon as possible, so as not to go wrong again.
This is your chance, don't miss it.
Remember, you must always be ready, dedicate yourself at any time, and solve problems for the leader. ”
Speaking of this, Lanny Fu patted Hu Qiang's shoulder and said with a serious face: "Fart, you put it all in!" Remember? ”
Hu Qiang pursed his lips, looked at Lanny Fu with a serious expression, and nodded with a dry smile: "Remember!" ”