Chapter 453: Rewarding You for Being a Boy (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"You!"
Maitreya Buddha is now imprisoned in his mana, and he can't recover his true body at all, so he suddenly stared at the yellow-eyed boy in front of him, but the yellow-eyed monster slapped him hard when he saw this.
There was a snap, because this time Maitreya was covering his face with both hands, but this slap was skillfully thrown on his head, and suddenly a red slap mark appeared on the shiny brain door.
Suddenly, Maitreya Buddha's eyes widened in anger, and his nose was almost crooked, since he apprenticed to Western Buddhism, he really hadn't suffered this anger for so many years, even if he didn't apprentice to the saint before, no one slapped his face like this.
"Old boy, his mother's ancestor can afford you to let you be a blowjob boy, do you really deserve to give you face? Still served? ”
At this time, the yellow-eyed monster can be described as angry, and the aggrieved anger seems to have found an outlet, and it is directly vented to the mortal in front of him.
"Now the boy is gone, but the ancestor will not let you go so in vain, now you kneel down for the ancestor!"
The angry yellow-eyed monster kicked the old man in front of him to the ground, at this moment Maitreya was really angry and his face turned green, his eyes straightened, this time he really couldn't help it, and roared aggrievedly: "You evil obstacle, you know who I am!" ”
"Haha, the ancestor will tell you a word, it is the dragon that has to be coiled, and the tiger has to lie down, who is my yellow-eyed ancestor, and I will definitely let the Three Realms know in the future."
When he said this, the yellow-eyed monster stepped forward even more coldly and arrogantly, and stepped on the other party's head fiercely, stepping directly on the ground, and at this moment, the immortals and the Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall all looked at them with dull eyes.
Okay! This Western Buddhism is really willing to go down, in order to cooperate with the Journey to the West, even the Buddha personally went down to the earth to act, and he is so dedicated.
However, the Haotian Jade Emperor saw that the mana of this Maitreya Buddha was imprisoned, and even his body was imprisoned, otherwise how could he be so weak.
Lower bound.
"Now even if you lick the mud from the soles of the ancestors' shoes, the ancestors won't give you this opportunity."
At this time, the yellow-eyed monster raised his eyebrows angrily, and couldn't help but step on the old man under his feet into the mud pit, and at this time, Maitreya Buddha was about to explode, his face was flushed and he wanted to open his mouth to scold, but he found that he couldn't control his body, and he couldn't even open his mouth.
"King! King! ”
At this moment, hundreds of little demons in the Little Lei Yin Temple chased after him, and after seeing his little demons, the yellow-eyed monster suddenly smiled.
"Little ones, that Monkey King was beaten away by the ancestor, haha."
"The king is mighty, and the king has great powers."
"The king is powerful, I think that the Monkey King is not the opponent of the king."
After a group of little demons came, they all touted one by one, and at this time, the yellow-eyed monster seemed to have found an outlet, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and the little demons also saw the mortals under the feet of their own king.
I saw the yellow-eyed monster laugh and said: "Little ones, the ancestor gave this old boy a chance to be a boy under the ancestral seat, but this old boy didn't know how to be unhappy." ”
"Yellow Dog, it's you, come over to the Ancestor, the Ancestor doesn't want to slaughter this mortal so happily now, what do you think you have to get angry?"
The yellow-eyed monster directly and proudly asked the demon under his command, only to see that the little monster with the yellow dog was smiling, "King, this is too simple, I have long heard that some of these mortals are pretentious, and some are hard-boned, not afraid of life and death, but only the most taboo insult." ”
At this time, Maitreya Buddha, whose body seemed to be unable to move, suddenly had a bloodshot eye after hearing this, and at this time he had already thought of something bad, and immediately began to frantically mobilize the coagulated mana in his body.
"Haha, okay, what you kid said is reasonable."
At this time, the yellow-eyed monster suddenly laughed, and looked at the old man who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up, but sneered, "Little guys, all of you pee on the old pig, remember to aim at the old boy's mouth, let the ancestor come first for this first bubble." ”
After saying that, the yellow-eyed monster actually unbuttoned the belt of his trousers directly, and at this moment, the Maitreya Buddha looked at the two little demons grabbing his arms and putting him out of a kneeling posture, and one broke his mouth and opened it, making an unspeakable posture.
After the dark yellow liquid still appeared with foam, the yellow-eyed monster laughed and said: "Haha, your old boy is blessed, and the ancestor is also in the Great Luo Realm, and this soak of urine can make you live for hundreds of years without a problem." ”
"Hehe, the king is done, it's our turn."
In an uproar, a group of little demons rushed to get down, and they all started the indelible day of Maitreya's eternal life.
And at this time, the Haotian Jade Emperor on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall suddenly showed a look of shock after seeing this scene, good guy, the person behind this is really ruthless, this is clearly a mortal enmity with Western Buddhism, what a hatred this must be.
The old man who was bathed in the golden liquid actually began to slowly flash his true body, and the yellow-eyed monster who was venting his laughter on the side stopped laughing abruptly when he saw it, and even his stiff smile was stunned.
At this time, the yellow-eyed monster looked at the bald monk with a big belly and an apricot yellow robe in front of him with a dull gaze, his face was extremely pale, and his lips trembled.
"Old ~ old ~ master, you ~ you! How do you like it! This! This tune, boy! Tong'er will go back with you, let's go back and play secretly! ”
At this time, the yellow eyebrows were incoherent, and his eyes were even more frightened, and at this time, Maitreya Buddha flashed out of his true body, and suddenly a little jerky mana flowed out of his body, and the little demons around him were rushed in an instant.
"Damn it! Evil creature! This seat will definitely reduce your soul to the Nine Shadows and Eternal Eternity, and you will not be able to live beyond it! ”
At this moment, Maitreya Buddha still has the smile that used to be open, only the anger that rushed to the sky, and he strode up directly, and there was a burst of fists at the yellow-eyed monster.
However, at this time, the yellow-eyed monster, who had been frightened, looked at the Maitreya Buddha who smashed him with his fists in horror, but he didn't feel the slightest pain in his body, and he seemed to think of something at this moment.
At the same time, Maitreya Buddha was also frightened to notice the abnormality of his body, and immediately looked up to the sky and roared: "Despicable! If you have the courage to come out, don't calculate this seat behind your back. ”
"Damn, this old monk dared to beat the king, and he was still stunned for what to do, go up and beat him."
A group of little demons pounced directly with red eyes, and directly ravaged the old monk Maitreya Buddha, and at this time, the yellow-eyed monsters seemed to be frightened, looking at the scene in front of them with dull eyes.
However, the next moment, the yellow-eyed monster stared at the big eyes in disbelief, and finally relieved himself, and suddenly shouted: "Stop! ”
The mace in his palm swept up, and in an instant, the surrounding demons didn't even let out a scream, and they were instantly beaten into powder.
At this moment, time seemed to stand still, and the yellow-eyed monster looked at the embarrassed and angry Maitreya Buddha in front of him in disbelief, and he was also his own master.
"Evil obstacles! What a wickedness! ”
At this moment, Maitreya Buddha really suffered the greatest shame in his life, and he had directly lost his mind, and there was still a residual yellow liquid at the corner of his mouth, but at this moment, he was about to collapse, and he was crazy to kick the yellow-eyed monster.
"Hey young~"
In an instant, the yellow-eyed monster screamed in fright under the conditioned reflex, and directly squatted down with his head in his hands, and in an instant, a sorrow of the egg came.
All the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and the Haotian Jade Emperor were stunned to see this scene, good guy, is this acting? So shameless?
At the foot of the Maitreya Buddha, the conditioned reflex of the yellow-eyed monster squatted down to admit the wrong posture, but at this time, the little mana that emerged from the Maitreya Buddha's body was instantly imprisoned again, and in an instant, this kick was directly kicked into the air, but this posture had already flown in, and it was directly the crotch that crashed into the head of the yellow-eyed monster that squatted down.
Even if he doesn't have mana, he is also a Buddha, and this body is also a good existence, but at this moment, Maitreya Buddha was under this heavy blow, his eyes widened in an instant, the whites of his eyes were covered with bloodshot in an instant, and his hands trembled and covered his lower body and staggered to the ground, and the last one was curled up.
opened his mouth but couldn't make any sound, and at this time Maitreya Buddha's heart was full of grievances, he knew that he was calculated, otherwise how could he even be so sensitive to the flesh, it was clear that someone was calculating him.
The same blow also made him feel the pain of mortals.
"The Buddha spares his life."
At this time, the yellow-eyed monster hurriedly knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, and in a panic, he saw the bloodshot and hideous eyes of the Maitreya Buddha, which suddenly made him even more flustered.
But when he saw the other party's painful look, a terrible thought suddenly rose from the bottom of his heart, and the eyes of the yellow-eyed monster at this moment showed an increasingly crazy color.
It seems that his master has been calculated and has no mana!
"Buddha? Buddha? ”
The first sentence is full of begging for mercy, and the second sentence is already full of temptation, but at this time, when Maitreya Buddha wants to get up, and even wants to face himself as a child, his whole body is throbbing, and he can't control his body at all.
And when the yellow-eyed monster saw that Maitreya Buddha did not react, his face suddenly showed a crazy color, and there was no way to hide it.
"Buddha? Haha~"
Suddenly, the yellow-eyed monster jumped directly onto the body of Maitreya Buddha, looking at the Buddha under his crotch, the darkness in his heart at this moment was infinitely magnified, and his face showed a crazy color, especially after seeing the other party's angry eyes, a tingling in his heart emerged, it was this kind of look.
In an instant, the evil was born to the side of the guts, and I saw that the yellow-eyed monster directly picked up his palm, and slapped the other party under the other party's hideous gaze.
"Haha, what Maitreya Buddha, from now on the ancestor is the Buddha of the Yellow Eyebrows, what is your Maitreya Buddha, today the Buddha is merciful to let you be a boy, you are not happy, toast and don't eat and drink, right?"
"Come on, can you give the Buddha another call like he once called a dog? You give the Buddha cow another one. ”
At this moment, the dark mouth in the heart of the yellow-eyed monster was magnified, and there was only endless madness to vent, and the Haotian Jade Emperor on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and the immortals were even more dumbfounded, especially when they saw Maitreya Buddha being slapped in the face, they all felt their faces hurt.
"Maitreya Buddha, Maitreya Buddha, you also have today? I didn't expect it, it fell into the hands of my Huang Mei today, and today I will reward you with a mouthful of Buddha's elixir and jade liquid, is it better than immortal brew? Ha ha. ”
"Look at your fat head and big ears, and you have a big belly, you are a fat man, you waste, that Duobao Rulai is a big fat man who robbed your place, you really didn't plant, no wonder you are a little fat man."
At this time, the yellow-eyed monster seemed to be stunned, venting frantically, at this moment, many people in the heavenly court saw that something was wrong, but they were also secretly frightened, at least one thing, it was indeed made by this product.
And the Maitreya Buddha, who was slapped madly, stared at the existence of a boy under his seat in front of him angrily and aggrievedly, and now he actually rode on him, humiliating him like this, although he knew that the other party was also calculated, but at least your resentment really existed.
"Fat pig, don't you fucking like to laugh? Give Lao Tzu a smile, Lao Tzu wants to make you laugh. ”
The crazy yellow-eyed monster directly ripped off the clothes on the former old man under him, and under the eyes of the other party who wanted to eat him, he stepped on the other party's lower body viciously.
"Let you Western Buddhism exterminate humanity, why can you use this thing with long-eared joy, but others can't, let you filthy people like to fan their mounts, fan boys, and the ancestors will fan you today."
"Haha, how about you fat pig, how about becoming a mortal? Don't you lower your head and can't see your own things, haha, let you fucking not treat the Buddha as a human being. ”
Under the crazy venting, the strength of this foot is as ruthless as it is, but the Maitreya Buddha is the body of the Buddha in the end, although the face was beaten red, and the bottom was also kicked red, swollen and shiny, but it didn't become a muddy flesh.
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A breeze blew, and the yellow-eyed monster who was venting frantically instantly regained three points of consciousness, and at this moment he stared at his feet with wide eyes, and Maitreya Buddha looked at him with a dead silence and a cold gaze on the dead, and a shudder, at this time he knew what he had done.
When the frightened yellow-eyed monster opened his mouth to say something, a sentence came to his mind, which immediately frightened him.
"Huangmei monster, you really have a kind, this seat is just a wisp of demonic energy hooked out of the demon barrier in your heart, I never thought that you had such a big grudge against Western Buddhism, it just so happens that now you have completely offended Western Buddhism, it can be seen that you are confident in returning to this seat, and this natal primordial god will not be returned to you."
The natal primordial god instantly returned to his body, but at this moment, the yellow-eyed monster did not have any surprises, but looked at the person in front of him with a sense of uncertainty.
"Maitreya!"
Trembling, at this moment, the yellow-eyed monster was as desperate as he wanted, and at this time, another sentence came to his mind, which instantly made him find a life-saving straw.
"This seat is waiting for you in Beiju Luzhou, this wisp of demonic energy is given to you, and it can hide the heavenly opportunity, Maitreya and Rulai can't count you."
A voice came from the dark, and the yellow-eyed monster at this time suddenly raised his head to the sky and roared, as if he was venting, and it seemed to be emboldening himself, and now he has reached a dead end, only to enter the demon!
"Maitreya old thief, today's ancestor has rebelled against Western Buddhism, and there is no cause and effect with your Western Buddhism from now on."
After roaring angrily, the yellow-eyed monster didn't want to stay here for a moment, looking at the dirty figure lying on the ground, he shouted even more: "Thank you for coming today, otherwise how can you make the ancestor so comfortable." ”
After saying that, he kicked Maitreya Buddha away with a single kick, and his own madness turned into a golden light and flew in the direction of Beiju Luzhou.