404 Do you think our Ministry of Necessity is dying fast enough?

Early the next morning, Hu Qiang came to work in the Ministry of Urgency again, and got up late without him.

Therefore, laziness is incomprehensible, only once and countless times.

Previously, Hu Qiang had been nervous for various reasons, such as the company in his residence was too far away, or he was afraid that others would find out that he lived in a luxury house and drove a luxury car, and he was able to go to work early.

But after he returned the car and slowly got used to the environment of Ode to Joy, people began to be lazy.

For example, when the alarm clock rings, he is delayed for an hour, and that's it, and often the alarm clock doesn't get up, and he rubs it for another half an hour.

It turned out that when he lived in the old apartment, he didn't look at the worse environment and was farther away from the company, but Hu Qiang was able to go to work early every day and never be late.

But since he changed to a house in the Ode to Joy community that is closer to the company and has a better environment, people have become lazy.

If it weren't for the long-term task of "Full-time Little Talent" and the reward mechanism, Hu Qiang estimated that he would be late every day, and he would not be much better than Xiaobai Ajie.

"I've been too lax lately, I can't go on like this, and if I continue like this, sooner or later it will become really late, and the full attendance bonus will be gone."

After blaming himself a little, Hu Qiang, who had finished punching the card, bowed his head slightly, walked into the roller shutter door, and was immediately stunned.

It's not that Ouyang Mofei is still the only one left in the entire Ministry of Urgency, but the table is full of pots, many, many pots.

"Murphy?" Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei, who was sitting next to the table, holding a black paper pot, and constantly brushing black paint on it, "What's going on?" Why so many pots? ”

"Nothing." Ouyang Mofei said without raising his head, "I'm developing new technology, and you will see the results soon." ”

"See results?" Hu Qiangyi frowned, "What results?" ”

"Your favorite outcome." Ouyang Mofei said casually, "You love to take the blame so much, you will definitely like it when the time comes!" ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei turned his head, and after seeing that Hu Qiang's hands were fine and not wrapped in gauze, he was immediately surprised: "Ah, old Hu, why did you remove the gauze again?" It's easy to get inflamed like this, aren't you afraid of rotten palms? ”

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang immediately narrowed his eyes slightly and exhaled: "You still dare to say this?" Hmph, after I went back last night, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and then I went to a nearby hospital, but the doctor opened it and said that my palm was fine.

Then I also talked about the previous situation, and the doctor said that if it was really a dermal tear, it would take at least a week to get better, but my situation was different.

I only hurt the epidermis before, and only tore off the outermost stratum corneum, which is not a big problem, at most it hurt the transparent layer under the stratum corneum, not even the particle layer, the most obvious evidence is that my palms are not even bloodshot.

The doctor said that my situation is similar to the situation of exfoliation in a beauty salon, no need to make a fuss, but it is a little violent, at most after the stratum corneum is gone, the skin will be more sensitive, pay attention to it, but there is no need to be wrapped in gauze so exaggerated.

So, you're clearly playing tricks on me! ”

Ouyang Mofei pouted: "Then I'm also good for you!"

The stratum corneum is very important, without the stratum corneum, the skin is too delicate, and it is the palm of the hand, and if you don't pay attention, it is easy to be traumatized twice.

How good am I, wrap the gauze with the disinfectant and wipe for you, protect it for two days, avoid secondary injury, and recover naturally quickly, right?

If it weren't for me, your palms wouldn't be so fast when you went to the doctor. ”

Hu Qiang glared: "Do you dare to quibble?" Murphy, Murphy, don't think I'm ......"

As soon as he said this, Hu Qiang's mobile phone suddenly vibrate.

Hu Qiang picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was actually Lisa calling.

So Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei again: "I'll call first, and I'll clean you up when I get back!" ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang hurriedly ran to the manager's office, and then answered the phone with a smile: "Hey, Lisa, what are your instructions?" ”

"What are you eating?" Lisa suddenly roared, "What did I tell you? How did it come to this? ”

Hu Qiang looked confused when he heard this: "What do you mean?" ”

"What do you mean?" Lisa said angrily, "You don't know what good things you've done yourself? ”

"What's the good thing? I, I really don't know? Hu Qiang said.

Lisa said in a deep voice: "Early this morning, I just came to the company and received a joint complaint!"

The four major departments of the marketing department, the brand department, the sales department and the design department jointly complained to your urgent department.

They say that your Ministry of Necessity is too powerful, vetoing all the proposals they have made, and stucking the project, which can be said to be unsightly.

What the hell do you have to eat? Well?

Why did they jointly complain to your Ministry of Urgency, saying that there was no one in your Ministry of Urgency, and that they had rejected all their proposals?

Knowing how passive I am to know this? ”

"I, I don't know." Hu Qiang blinked.

"Don't know?" Lisa yelled, "The four major departments jointly complained that there was no one in your eyes, and you told me that you didn't know?" ”

"I don't know!" Hu Qiang shouted, "I was fine yesterday, why did you suddenly jointly complain to us?" ”

"Then you should hurry up and ask your good subordinates!" Lisa continued to roar, "Especially ask that Tang Haixing below you, and ask him what he did yesterday!" ”

With that, Lisa suddenly hung up the phone.

After being hung up, Hu Qiang frowned and looked at his phone: "What do you mean?" The four major departments jointly complained about our emergency department? And to say that we vetoed all their proposals? How is this possible? ”

After thinking about it, Hu Qiang suddenly slapped his head: "Wait, Lisa just asked me to ask my subordinates, and asked me to ask Tang Haixing?" Could it be that he's causing me trouble again? ”

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly took out his mobile phone, called Tang Haixing, and asked where Tang Haixing was.

Hearing that Tang Haixing was upstairs in the conference room, having a meeting with Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele to discuss the matter of the small hot pot, Hu Qiang immediately said: "You wait for me, don't go anywhere, just wait, I'll be there soon!" ”

Soon, Hu Qiang, who hung up the phone, rushed out and went straight to the conference room upstairs.

After walking into the conference room, after seeing Tang Haixing, Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele all sitting on the side, Hu Qiang immediately asked, "What did you do?" What the hell did you guys do?

Why did the marketing department, the brand department, the sales department and the design department unite to complain about us early this morning, saying that we have no one in our eyes?

You know, even Lisa was shocked by this, and she had to give me an explanation! ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang looked at Tang Haixing: "Tang Haixing, you say, what did you do yesterday?" ”

Tang Haixing's hands crossed his fingers and said: "It's nothing, we just went to audit the sales strategy improvement brain explosion meeting of self-heating small hot pot yesterday afternoon, and by the way, sincerely put forward a little suggestion, and there is nothing else to do?" ”

Hu Qiang took a deep breath and frowned, "What suggestions did you make?" Be specific! ”

Tang Haixing was just about to speak, but Hu Qiang waved his hand: "Don't say it, Lele, you say!" ”

Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, blinked and smiled: "Ah, it's nothing, it's just that yesterday when we were auditing the sales strategy improvement brainburst meeting, the marketing department thought of a new advertising slogan, called 'Buy a small hot pot, give it to your boyfriend!'" ’

After hearing this sentence, Mr. Haixing immediately raised his hand to remind him that this advertising sentence was ambiguous and might cause consumer complaints. ”

Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Tang Haixing: "Then you offended the marketing department?" ”

"Kiyoha!" Jin Ruoyu immediately answered with a smile, "Fortunately, I turned the tide and immediately said, hey, if you start from a girl's point of view, this advertising slogan sounds quite flirtatious!"

Then, he praised the marketing department in 360 degrees, and wasted the old nose, which can be regarded as coaxing the marketing department! ”

Hu Qiang blinked calmly: "And then?" ”

Sha Lele said: "Then, the people in the brand department said that the popularity of small hot pot is very low, and if you want to open the market, it is best to invite a celebrity to endorse, but everyone has no consensus on what kind of star to invite."

Some people say please small fresh meat, because there is a combination recently, called guo48, which is very suitable for our self-heating small hot pot.

Some people say that the popular anchor is invited to bring the goods, because recently there is a popular anchor's mantra is 'Ou buy pot'. ”

Hu Qiang frowned and spread his hands: "So, what does this have to do with us?" ”

Sha Lele sighed: "Who knew that after Teacher Tang heard it, he said ......"

"Hey!" Tang Haixing waved his hand, "Lele, I'll say it myself!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing said in a serious tone: "Manager Hu, you said, are their ideas very old-fashioned and completely unpopular?"

So, I reminded them to think differently. ”

"A different way of thinking?" Hu Qiang asked, "What idea?" ”

Tang Haixing said: "I told them, our small hot pot is made of real materials and is super cost-effective, why do you have to find a celebrity endorsement?" Isn't that an increase in cost?

At that time, this part of the increased cost, will not be borne by consumers?

This is not in line with our people-oriented philosophy!

So, this suggestion is particularly ridiculous! Totally unreasonable! ”

Jin Ruoyu couldn't help but say: "Even so, then you can't directly point at the nose of the deputy director of the brand department!" What's the difference between your approach and pointing your nose at your face and scolding your mother? ”

Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and said: "Fortunately, I turned the tide again, and after spending my old nose, I finally served the brand department!" ”

Sha Lele answered: "Then, the sales department said that to open up sales, the best way is to reduce the price of promotion, so that it can be ......"

"How can this be!" Tang Haixing suddenly slapped the table.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing looked at Hu Qiang with a painful expression and said: "The price of the new product will be reduced as soon as it is launched, what is the difference between this and surrendering without a fight?"

The people in the sales department don't know anything, and when they encounter things, they will only reduce the price and promote, and I am anxious for the chairman and his old man!

Tell me, why don't these people want to make progress? It's always been the same, how can you contribute to all beasts in the future? ”

Hu Qiang looked at Tang Haixing, who was distressed, and after blinking, he suddenly looked at Jin Ruoyu with a smile: "Then you turned the tide again, right?" ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled: "Tang Tang pointed at the nose of the deputy director of the sales department and scolded, how can you scold?" I can't hold it, I'm tired, let's destroy, hurry up and drop! ”

"So, it's completely offended the sales department?" Hu Qiang asked, "That's just offending one department, why are they collectively complaining about us?" ”

Sha Lele said: "That's right, because when Mr. Tang scolded the deputy director of the sales department, he mentioned the three words of the chairman, which gave everyone an inspiration. ”

"What inspiration?" Hu Qiang asked.

Sha Lele said: "The big leaders of several departments will quickly discuss a new idea, saying that it is to let the chairman see everyone's love and confidence in the small hot pot!" ”

"What's new?" Hu Qiang asked, "Hurry up!" ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled and said: "They decided that all the employees of the participating departments will take out part of their salaries and buy small hot pots at their own expense to boost sales."

Also, on the second day, that is, at noon today, everyone decided to eat hot pot collectively, and took photos and sent them to the circle of friends to support the company's new products, and by the way, you can engage in a wave of collective promotions. ”

Hu Qiang raised his eyebrows, and Tang Haixing suddenly slapped the table with a serious face and said, "Manager Hu, is this a work flow on the surface?" ”

Slapping the table again, Tang Haixing said with a serious expression again: "Is this sacrificing the interests of ordinary employees?" ”

Patting the table again, Tang Haixing said angrily: "Is this robbing ordinary consumers of the opportunity to eat small hot pot?" ”

Hu Qiang's eyelids jumped, and he also slapped the table: "At that time, you also said this while slapping the table?" ”

"That's right!" Tang Haixing said with a natural expression, "They discussed such an idea that is not a thing, of course I have to slap the table on the spot to fully express my anger and disdain, so that they can realize their mistakes and then avoid making bigger mistakes!" ”

"Oops, oops!" Hu Qiang lowered his head and supported his forehead, "Tang Haixing, Tang Haixing, you, you ......"

After you said two words, Jin Ruo said foolishly: "Being stirred up by Tang Haixing like this, the meeting will end soon."

After the meeting, other departments jointly submitted a meeting summary, saying that all their ideas were rejected by the Ministry of Forced Affairs, and the entire project was stuck, so they were the culprits of the poor sales of small hot pot! ”

"Tang Haixing!" Hu Qiangmeng raised his head.

After staring at Tang Haixing fiercely, Hu Qiang slapped the table: "What are you doing?" Yes? What the hell are you working on?

Do you think our Ministry of Necessity isn't dying fast enough?

Or do you feel uncomfortable with all the beasts and want to change places?

How many times have I said that in this project, we are a full number, that is, to lay a good start and logistical support for various departments, as for the project creativity, others will follow what they say, don't make your own decisions, don't take the initiative to take the blame.

It's good that you just make your own opinions, and you offended so many departments in one go, and took the initiative to carry a big black cauldron?

You, you, you made it like this, so many black pots came together, how do you let me take it?

You're going to kill everyone! ”

"What's wrong with me?" Tang Haixing looked innocent, "I just put forward my own opinions, this is also for the good of the company, for the good of the small hot pot project!" ”

"What a fart!" Hu Qiang shouted angrily, "You, you ......"

Just after you clicked twice, the door of the conference room was suddenly pushed open, and then I saw Lisa, who had a blue face, and Lanny Fu, who also had a straight face, walking in one after the other.