As soon as Ouyang Mofei finished shouting at the onlookers, Hu Qiang immediately came to Ouyang Mofei, blocking her vision and looking her in the eyes.

"Murphy, don't say it!" Hu Qiang lowered his voice and said, "Even if you don't have a little sense of proportion, you have to consider the feelings of others and the collective honor, right?"

Look at Lele and Ruoyu, they are all ...... for this matter."

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang turned his head to look at Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu on the side, and found that they were both collectively covering their mouths and snickering.

After blinking, he suddenly turned his head and stared at Ouyang Mofei again: "They at least know how to cover their mouths and smile!" How can you be as arrogant as you?

The most important thing is that you have completely disrupted my plan by doing this, and things that could have been easily solved have to have twists and turns, and they will be messed up again.

You, what kind of grudge do I have against you, and you want to do this to me?

Do you have to kill me? ”

As soon as Hu Qiang's voice fell, Ouyang Mofei smiled lightly, then took a step to the right, dodged Hu Qiang's block, looked at the surrounding onlookers again, and continued to say loudly:

"Everyone! As the saying goes, people are floating in the workplace, and it is inevitable to take the blame!

Next, let's talk about a heavyweight dumping prisoner, Charlie! ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei pointed to a pot with Charlie's name written on it, walked up to him and said:

"Listen, this Charlie director, every time he thinks about the wrong boss, he will say that his subordinates don't understand what he means; Every time he messes up on a project, he will say that his subordinates have not carried out his orders well!

This kind of person, IQ drop is shameless!

There is no responsibility of the director at all! ”

"Enough!" Hu Qiang suddenly roared and came to Ouyang Mofei again.

"Stop making trouble!" Hu Qiang said loudly to Ouyang Mofei, "Don't make trouble, pick all these pots for me, hurry up and close the stall and go back with me!" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled, pinched his waist with both hands and looked at Hu Qiang, and said lazily: "You have to accept it yourself." ”

"When I don't dare?"

After saying this, Hu Qiang immediately stretched out his hands, one in each hand, and took off Bob's pot and Charlie's pot respectively.

But after taking it off, Hu Qiang suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Opened his hands and looked at the two pots stuck to the palms of his hands at the same time, and immediately realized something, and his face changed color in an instant: "Isn't it, come again?" ”

"Hey, young!" Ouyang Mofei, who pinched his waist with both hands, shook his head, "You will actually be hit twice by the same move, let me say what is good about you." ”

"You!" Hu Qiang's eyelids jumped, "Mo Fei, you are enough, do you think that if this is the case, I can't do anything about you?" While it can be recovered, quickly put away all the stalls, and stop making trouble! ”

Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "I advise you to save some effort, even if you really dismantle this, it will be useless, I still have a branch venue upstairs, and it will not be affected at all." ”

"Murphy is great!" Sha Lele couldn't help but say, "You can actually do things in two places at the same time?" Are you a twin? ”

"No!" Ouyang Mofei looked at Sha Lele and said, "Of course not." ”

"Not twins?" "Then how did you manage to do things in two places at the same time?" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly: "It's very simple, I have upgraded myself through high technology and completed the quantum state transformation, so I am both here and there, so that the pot will never hit me." ”

"Really?" Sha Lele exclaimed, "Mo Fei, you are so powerful!" ”

"You listen to her nonsense!" Hu Qiang hurriedly interrupted.

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei: "Mo Fei, don't talk nonsense!" Honestly, what else have you done? ”

Ouyang Mofei tilted his head to look at the ceiling, and then said to Hu Qiang with a smile: "Don't worry, the time is almost up, you will know immediately." ”

Just when Hu Qiang subconsciously took a deep breath, Ouyang Mofei's voice suddenly appeared in the built-in speakers in various parts of the headquarters:

"Everyone, the following song is for all the rotten people who love to shake the pot! The pot you throw out will be doubled back!

A song "The Hero of the Back Pot", for you, please enjoy! ”

"This, this...... Is this an internal broadcast of the company? Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide and looked at Ouyang Mofei, "It's you, you did it?" You apply for ...... No, you hacked the company's internal broadcast system? ”

Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows with flying eyebrows: "Don't worry, listen well, it's very good!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a melodious singing voice coming from the speaker:

"The hero of the back pot, the hero of the back pot, really handsome, really handsome!

You carry one black pot, I carry two black pots, come to the competition, come to the competition!

The hero of the back pot, the hero of the back pot, everyone loves, everyone loves ......"

"Stop!" Hearing this, Hu Qiang hurriedly said to Ouyang Mofei, "Stop, don't let it go!" Something big is going to happen! ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Where is this!" It's a little interesting. ”

"Stop messing around, okay?" Hu Qiang said helplessly, "You are always so foolish, and in the end, we will wipe your ass for you, don't you feel sorry?" ”

Ouyang Murphy didn't reply at all, and directly followed the singing on the radio, began to gesture with both hands, and became a conductor.

Hu Qiang shook his head, turned his head to look at Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu, who were also shaking their heads, and said angrily: "When is it, you two are still there to watch the excitement?" Hurry up, drag it away, drag it away, and drag these two pots away for me! ”

As soon as he heard Hu Qiang say this, Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu glanced at each other, and then hurriedly dragged a shelf and dragged all those pots away.

After Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele dragged the pot away, Hu Qiang knocked on the pot in his hand and said to the surrounding onlookers:

"Okay, okay, don't look at it, it's all scattered, scattered!

It's a prank, it's not a big deal!

What should everyone do, why are you going, don't look at the excitement, it's scattered, it's all scattered! ”

Under Hu Qiang's continuous driving and shouting, the onlookers slowly dispersed with laughter, leaving only Ouyang Mofei, who was still there with singing, gesturing with intoxicated hands, and continued to act as a conductor.

Seeing that Ouyang Mo Fei was still in the blind command of self-satisfaction, Hu Qiang, who had just dispersed everyone, sighed, walked up to Ouyang Mo Fei and said, "Mo Fei, I order you, no matter what method you use, hurry up and turn off the radio!" If you continue to mess around like this, if the situation worsens, I, I really won't be able to protect you! ”

"You don't need to protect it." Ouyang Mofei, who stopped, pinched his waist with one hand, "When someone asks, just throw the pot to me, anyway, the old lady doesn't want to do it here for a long time!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and smiled at Hu Qiang: "Don't say it, you are quite handsome with one hand and one pot, like a low-profile version of the Baltan Starman." ”

Hu Qiang closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then reopened his eyes and said solemnly to Ouyang Mofei:

"Murphy, how many times have I told you, the workplace is not a place where ordinary people can do whatever they want and go on a rampage, when will your black-and-white binary brain circuit be changed?"

"Change a fart!" Ouyang Mofei replied with raised eyebrows.

"Do you want me to be like you, endure everything, and in the end I have a pot in my hands, and I am bullied like this, and I don't dare to go out and yell at me, but dare to scold me here? I'm a twenty-four k-pure coward! ”

Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes, took a deep breath again, and then gave Ouyang Mofei a thumbs up and said:

"Murphy, Murphy, okay, you really can.

You have a kind, you are high, you are not afraid of heaven and earth, you are never cowardly, amazing! ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said with a gloomy face: "But what I admire you most is that you have obviously done something wrong and hurt everyone, but you still look so righteous and arrogant, and I am not wrong at all."

You know, when you do this, you yourself are happy, but have you thought about others?

Take this matter as an example, I have solved it in a way, and I don't need to whisper at all, I can definitely satisfy everyone.

But what about you, don't come to the meeting, don't come to ask me, don't communicate with colleagues, you do these things privately, ah, these broken plans that will only intensify the contradictions, no, pranks!

Yes, maybe for you, this prank is very funny, and the whole person is also very happy, but what about the consequences, who will bear the consequences? ”

"Of course it's me." Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, "Didn't you say it all, one person does things and one person does it, it's a big deal to throw the pot to me, I'll carry it!" ”

"Back to the fart!" Hu Qiang snorted, "Why do you think anyone can take the blame?" Can you carry such a big pot? ”

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for Ouyang Mofei to speak, Hu Qiang quickly said, "Who do you think you are?" You opened the company? Or is the earth going to revolve around you?

What you did not only sabotage my original plan and make my hard work fall short, but the key is that you will kill everyone!

Originally, the people in other departments were taken care of by me, and I could have solved everything today.

It's you, it's you, you didn't say hello to me, so you came to do such a broken lecture, and this broken broadcast!

You know, if you do this, people in other departments will definitely not give up when they hear it, they won't listen to my explanations anymore, and they won't be scared by me, even Lisa will be affected by you.

When the time comes, do you think you can just come out and take the blame yourself?

Tell you, impossible, absolutely impossible!

Firing you alone will not calm the anger of those people, or even Lisa's anger.

When the time comes, don't talk about you, everyone in our department may have to roll up and get out!

In other words, if you are alone, all of us will take the blame for you and wipe your ass!

Yes, you're awesome, you're a programmer, a senior hacker, and of course you're not afraid of anything.

It's a big deal, this one can't be changed, who are you afraid of if you have the technology?

But have you ever thought about others?

If I don't have this job, what will Xiaobai do? What about Applejack? What about Lele? What if a starfish is stupid? What should I do?

Have you thought about all of this?

No, you don't, you don't think about anything, you only think about yourself, you just want to make yourself happy!

That's right, you are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, righteous for others, and you can't get used to seeing others dumping the blame and shirking responsibility.

But as I have repeatedly emphasized before, the workplace is not black and white, and we must pay attention to ways and means to do things, I ......"

"Shut up!" Ouyang Mofei suddenly rolled his eyes, "Don't talk about those big truths, I'm obviously a coward, and I still make my own compromises, how great, what a thing."

Also, don't engage in any kind of moral kidnapping, as if I hurt everyone.

You think I'm one of those stupid people who can be easily fooled by you?

Who's pot will be carried, if it is true that everyone in our department was fired because of this incident, then it was those scum who did the wrong, not me.

When the time comes, I will definitely double my reward and let them see how good I am!

If you want to talk about the whole person, the old lady has never been afraid of anyone! ”

"You, you ......"

After you hit it twice, Hu Qiang took a deep breath again, and after exhaling a breath of turbidity, he said again:

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to scold you again.

In short, from now on, you will stay under my nose, don't go anywhere, and don't leave me for half a step! ”

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips and said lazily: "I want to pee?" ”

Hu Qiangyi frowned: "I can turn my face." ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled and tilted his head: "I'm going to?" ”

"Look at you and count me as losing!" Hu Qiang said.

Ouyang Mofei smiled, approached Hu Qiang and said softly: "Old Hu, do you think that if you are like this, I will not be able to surprise those rotten people?" You're underestimating me, aren't you? ”

Hu Qiang was taken aback: "Wait, you, what else do you have to do?" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled weirdly, suddenly approached Hu Qiang, and whispered in his ear: "You will know immediately." ”

Just when Hu Qiang opened his eyes, a fire alarm suddenly sounded in the hall.

Immediately afterward, with the shrill sound of the fire alarm, a mechanical female voice was heard on the radio repeating:

"Fire alarm, fire alarm, please cover your mouth and nose and evacuate the building in a quick and orderly manner!"

"Fire alarm, fire alarm, please cover your mouth and nose and evacuate the building in a quick and orderly manner!"

"Fire alarm, fire alarm, please cover your mouth and nose and evacuate the building in a quick and orderly manner!"

……

With the sound of the alarm and the announcement of the evacuation prompt, I saw a large number of people suddenly pouring out of the hall from various places, all covering their mouths and noses, and quickly running out under the command of the security guards, looking orderly and panicked.

"You, you ......" Hu Qiang was dumbfounded, "how can this be?" Murphy, what are you doing again? ”

Before Ouyang Mofei could speak, he saw Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele hurrying over together.

"Manager Hu, Manager Hu is not good!" Jin Ruoyu, who came over, hurriedly grabbed Hu Qiang's arm and said, "Hurry up and get out of here, hurry, hurry!" ”

"What's going on?" Hu Qiang asked, "What the hell is going on?" Why did the alarm go off? Why is everyone running? ”

Sha Lele frowned and said: "It is said that a foreign tourist triggered the fire alarm, and said that there was a highly toxic gas leak in the sewer, and several floors were smoked, and everyone was running, Manager Hu, you should run quickly." ”

"Oh, don't say it!" Jin Ruoyu hurriedly said, "Run, it's too late!" ”

After speaking, Jin Ruoyu pulled Sha Lele and ran away.

"Foreigners? Triggering a fire? Sewer gas leaks? Hu Qiang frowned and said, "What do you mean?" How could the sewer ......"

As soon as he said this, he suddenly heard a mechanical female voice on the radio, and no longer shouted for everyone to evacuate quickly, but repeated the shouting:

"The Lannisters, if you have a pot, you will pay it back!"

"The Lannisters, if you have a pot, you will pay it back!"

"The Lannisters, if you have a pot, you will pay it back!"

……

Hearing this, Hu Qiangmeng looked at Ouyang Mofei who was smiling: "It's you, you did it?" You, you actually poisoned? ”

Ouyang Mofei said with a smile behind his hands: "Don't worry, there is no poison, at most it is stinking." ”

"What?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Stink? ”

Ouyang Mofei walked up to Hu Qiang and said with a smile: "Didn't they say that they would form a group to eat a small hot pot at noon today, and then take a photo and send it to the circle of friends to lick the boss?" Guess who gave them a little hot pot? ”

Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei with a smile on his face: "It's you?" ”

"Binghua, you got it right!" Ouyang Mofei smiled and nodded, "Guess again, what did I add to those little hot pots?" ”

"Sweat medicine?" Hu Qiang asked.

Ouyang Mofei shook his head.

"Laxatives?" Hu Qiang asked again.

Ouyang Mofei shook his head again.

"It can't be gunpowder, right?" Hu Qiang was surprised.

"Hey!" Ouyang Mofei shook his head, "You, your imagination is too poor, I added this to them!" ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei took out a can of herring from his arms.

"This is ......" Hu Qiang looked at the canned food that Ouyang Mofei took out, and gasped, "Canned herring?" ”

"That's right!" Ouyang Mofei smiled and nodded, "Think about it, perverted and stinky imported canned herring, plus our company's self-heating small hot pot!" Ah, when the two meet, the taste must be very good! ”

Hu Qiang subconsciously took a step back: "You, you ......"

Ouyang Mofei took a step forward and looked at Hu Qiang with a smile: "How is it, isn't it enjoyable?" ”

"Murphy, Murphy." Hu Qiang said weakly, "You, do you really have to kill everyone to be willing?" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled: "Don't say so much, come, smell it, and see which one is more smelly compared to this canned herring!" ”

After speaking, Ouyang Mofei put the can under Hu Qiang's nose.

A burst of stench wafted out of the can, and the smoked Hu Qiang was nauseated, and quickly turned his head and ran away.

Ouyang Mofei ran with a smile: "Don't run, smell it, smell it again, which one is more smelly!" Don't run, old Hu! ”

"Go away, you go away, help, help!"