446 I will help you go back, and I will definitely be responsible for you to the end!
Hearing Ouyang Mofei say this, Tang Haixing, who was facing Ouyang Mofei with his back, was stunned, and then suddenly realized.
"Ah, I see!"
Tang Haixing excitedly touched the back of his head with his hand.
"No wonder there are always a lot of girls peeking at me behind me recently, it turns out that the back of my head is full of charm!
Understood, understood, finally understood! Please call me Don Back in the future! ”
Ouyang Mofei frowned and opened his mouth, looking at Tang Haixing speechlessly, he was really defeated by his strong "self-confidence".
After shaking his head, Ouyang Mofei picked up the coffee and continued to drink it slowly, too lazy to pay attention to Tang Haixing.
"Teacher Tang?" Sha Lele asked Tang Haixing, "What, you are also planning to sell your body?" Have you been short of money lately? Did you get the bonus money? ”
Tang Haixing turned his head to look at Sha Lele, narrowed his eyes and pursed his mouth, and sighed softly: "Is the bonus important?" Do I care about bonuses? ”
Sha Lele was stunned: "It's not for the bonus, so why sell your body?" ”
Tang Haixing puffed up his chest and raised his head, and said earnestly: "As an excellent salesman and the future heir of the company, you must keep up with the company's trends and always understand the company's major policies!"
The company is recently optimistic about the holographic advertising of a new business form, as the future heir of the company, of course, we must dare to be the first, the courage to experience, so as to understand the advantages and disadvantages of holographic advertising, for the company to pick up the gaps! ”
Sha Lele nodded, then turned his head to look at Su Kejie: "Then Teacher Ajie, do you want to register this friend Jinbao?" ”
Su Kejie blinked, turned his head to look away, and said with a calm face: "Like this kind of brainwashing advertisement, insulting IQ and trampling on dignity, I have made an agreement with Xiaobai, we will never register this time!" ”
"Really?" Sha Lele asked.
Su Kejie nodded.
"Teacher Applejack is so persistent." Sha Lele said.
Su Kejie nodded again.
Tang Haixing said: "Oh, by the way, what do you think I laugh like this?" ”
After speaking, Tang Haixing suddenly lowered his head, and then raised his head again, revealing a sinister expression.
Seeing Tang Haixing's sinister expression, Sha Lele, who was full of smiles, suddenly felt sick to his stomach and retched.
Su Kejie said: "Tang Haixing, I advise you to stop, see how scared Lele is." ”
Sha Lele closed his eyes and pinched his neck at this time, and said reluctantly with a painful expression: "No, I, I choked!" ”
Hearing Sha Lele say this, and seeing her such a painful expression, Su Kejie and Tang Haixing panicked.
"Quick!" Ouyang Mofei was the first to say, "Pat her on the back and drink water, quickly!" ”
Tang Haixing and Su Kejie hurriedly patted Sha Lele on the back, but Sha Lele's expression was still very painful, and at first glance, he was choked and his breathing was not smooth.
"Water water!" Tang Haixing said anxiously, "Mo Fei, quickly give her your coffee and brew it with coffee!" ”
Ouyang Mofei shook the coffee cup: "No, the coffee is gone!" ”
At this moment, Hu Qiang, who was in a suit and leather shoes, happened to pass by with a cup of coffee.
After seeing the situation here, he hurriedly walked over and asked, "Alas, what's wrong with you?" Want coffee? I have it, the latte just came out, and it tastes just right. ”
As soon as he heard this, Ouyang Mofei turned his head to look at Hu Qiang and pouted: "Advertisement again, get out!" ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei threw the empty coffee cup in his hand at Hu Qiang.
As a result, Hu Qiang quickly flashed and dodged Ouyang Mofei's coffee cup attack.
Seeing this situation, Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows: "Young, will you dodge?" This ad is evolving very quickly! ”
Hu Qiang frowned, and continued to come over and said, "What advertisement, I'm a real person!" ”
Ouyang Mofei pouted: "your real person!" ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mo Fei raised his thigh and kicked at Hu Qiang, who came over.
As soon as he stepped down, Ouyang Mofei kicked Hu Qiang's left waist, immediately widened Hu Qiang's eyes, and then couldn't speak in pain, subconsciously covered his side waist, and slowly squatted down.
"Huh, weird." Su Kejie suddenly said, "What are we going to do just now?" How do you feel as if you've forgotten something? ”
As soon as Su Kejie's voice fell, Sha Lele, whose face was red, pinched his throat and said in a hoarse voice: "Help, help me!" ”
"Yes, Lele!" Su Kejie reacted, "Quick, save Lele!" ”
"Coffee, Manager Hu's coffee!" Tang Haixing hurriedly said.
Hu Qiang's face was red, he covered his waist with one hand, raised the coffee with the other, and reluctantly spoke out in pain: "Coffee, new, I haven't drunk it!" ”
Tang Haixing hurriedly took the coffee in Hu Qiang's hand and handed it to Su Kejie, who quickly took the lid away, and then gave Sha Lele a drink: "Come, Lele, drink coffee, drink slowly, quickly." ”
Sha Lele took the coffee uncomfortably, swallowed it vigorously, and used the coffee to re-flush the braised pork blocked in the esophagus.
After swallowing three sips of coffee in a row, Sha Lele finally re-flushed the braised pork that had been surging up due to retching and regained his breathing.
"Ha-ha-ha-"
Sha Lele, who had recovered his breath, covered his throat and gasped for a few breaths in a row, and said in a tone that had escaped death: "Finally, finally saved, saved!" ”
"Lele, what's wrong with you?" Su Kejie asked, "Even if Tang Haixing's smile is very obscene and scary, it won't be like this, right?" ”
"It's not Mr. Tang." Sha Lele shook his head, "It's meat, braised pork!" ”
"I see!" Ouyang Mofei said suddenly, "It must be that Lele hasn't eaten meat for a long time, and suddenly ate a piece of braised pork that is so greasy, and his stomach can't stand it, and he suddenly laughed just now, which stimulated the stomach to squirm, causing retching, and pushing the meat to his throat again, choking!" ”
"That's the truth." Su Kejie nodded, "Lele, I hurt you, and I will never give you meat again." ”
"Huh?" Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, "No, it was just an accident just now." ”
"That's not going to work either." Su Kejie suddenly moved his lunch box out gently, "For your own good, you should eat your potatoes with peace of mind." ”
Sha Lele looked at the oily braised pork in Su Kejie's lunch box, clicked his lips, and then lowered his head helplessly: "Okay, it's just like this, who made my stomach not angry." ”
Ouyang Mofei said: "So Ah Lele, it's okay to save money, but you can't be too economical in your diet, you can't just eat potatoes, if you go on like this, you will not only be nauseated by meat, but also malnourished." ”
"I know, Murphy." Sha Lele nodded, "I'll add some tofu and add some protein when I go back." ”
Ouyang Mofei was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head speechlessly.
"I said you guys, stop chatting yet!" Hu Qiang suddenly covered his waist with one hand and raised it high with the other, frowning and gritting his teeth, and wailed, "Someone helped me and sent me to the hospital, oops, my waist is going to break!" ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang sat on the ground with a painful butt directly, and he couldn't squat anymore.
"Ah, old Hu!" Ouyang Mofei went over and squatted down to support Hu Qiang, frowned, and complained with a distressed face, "Why are you like this, why are you so careless, you can fall down when you walk?" Where did you fall? Does it hurt? Ass, or waist? ”
"You, you ......" Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Mofei with a concerned face, blinked and bit his lip, "Yes, I accidentally fell by myself, please help me call an ambulance, thank you." ”
Ouyang Mofei said: "Hey, I just fell, manly man, what is this little thing called an ambulance, how expensive it is." ”
Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei slowly helped Hu Qiang to stand up: "Let's go, I'll help you go back to the emergency department, and put a dog skin plaster that doesn't contain dog skin for you to ensure that the medicine is cured!" ”
"Huh?" Hu Qiang frowned, his face full of question marks, "What plaster?" ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled sweetly at Hu Qiang: "It's nothing, go, I'll help you go back, and I'll definitely be responsible for you to the end!"
With me here, I guarantee that you will let you stick your chest up, raise your head, and stick your head at the pinnacle of life!
Be sure to return you charming lines, as well as a strong lower plate! ”
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei put one of Hu Qiang's arms on his shoulder, and then slowly walked away with Hu Qiang, who looked confused.
After Ouyang Mofei helped Hu Qiang walk away, Sha Lele asked, "Shall we follow over and have a look?" ”
Su Kejie said expressionlessly: "I think, it's better not to go, so as not to disturb." ”
"Agreed." Tang Haixing nodded with a serious face.
Sha Lele blinked and nodded thoughtfully: "Then I'll continue to eat my potatoes." ”