Chapter 160: Xiaobai was taught badly
The academy said that it was easy, and since the martial arts competition, they have been very leisurely. The only thing that Mu Wen can care about is whether time flies fast or not, and it is better to enter the inner courtyard early through the top 100 competition of the whole grade in the next semester.
Xiaobai is very happy in the academy, fresh everywhere, and often runs out to wander around when Mu Wen is not paying attention.
Its arrival is like a happy baby, and it also brings a lot of fun to Xia Nan, Charlene and Yuan Qian.
Of course, after a while, Muwen had a headache.
Usually not careful, when I suddenly found out that day, it was too late, that's right, like a ball of marshmallows, what a pure and cute little white in the bottom of the heart, it actually learned badly!
May and a half.
It was a sunny morning, and it was not the rooster that woke up the dormitory building early in the morning, but the shy and angry shouting and scolding of the girls' dormitory building opposite.
"Ahhh My panties, my panties are gone again!"
"Lingerie, my little pink lingerie, which bastard stole it!"
"And my long white socks. ”
"It's so hateful, it's not the first time or twice. ”
"Sisters, we can't bear this evil breath, we must find out this hateful underwear thief!"
"Yes, catch the underwear thief. ”
"Hang him up and beat him, and he is angry. ”
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Then, after the strong protest of the girls, the dormitory teachers called a group of boys downstairs and interrogated them one by one.
Ji Changxin bore the brunt of it, and all the members of his pervert gang were inside.
There's no way, when this kind of thing happens, how can people not think of the notorious pervert gang together.
"Those who are interested should stand up and admit their mistakes now, so as not to be found out and more embarrassed. ”
The dormitory teacher looked around and saw that no one had come forward, so he frowned and said, "I need your alibi from last night." If you can't say it, you will be suspicious. ”
"First of all, you. The teacher asked with a little bit of Ji Changxin, "Did you leave the boys' dormitory building last night, and who can testify for you?"
"I left, and went to play a friendly match with the sisters in the North Courtyard. Ji Changxin said in a tone of eloquence: "If you want evidence, you can go to the North Courtyard with me." ”
The dormitory teacher thought that Ji Changxin had a ready-made girl bubble, where did he need to steal underwear, so he moved his eyes to the side.
"I, I had been pooping on the pit last night. But I was constipated, and I squatted on it and fell asleep. ”
The fat man Lu who was named hurriedly explained, and pointed his stinky ass at the dormitory teacher: "If you don't believe it, you smell it, you smell it." ”
The dormitory teacher made a gloomy face: "!!'
After a circle, it was Muwen's turn to interrogate.
Mu Wen sighed in his heart, how could this kind of thing have something to do with him. But there is no way, the so-called close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, and those who are in the same bedroom as Ji Changxin are hard to guarantee that people will not be so ruffian in the past.
"Last night, I climbed on top of my dorm room and watched the moon all night. Mu Wen took the initiative to confess.
The dormitory teacher asked, "Who can testify?"
"No one. Muwen replied.
Perhaps shaken by the calm gaze in Mu Wen's eyes, the dormitory teacher nodded and asked the others on the side one by one: "What about you, there is a record here that you traveled last night." ”
"I've gone to the restaurant, and I still smell of drunkenness. ”
"Okay, next. ”
"Well, I'll be honest, there's a pair of flesh-colored socks in the bed that I don't know which girl. But I'm not an underwear thief, I didn't steal it, I came from the wind upstairs one day. ”
"Which dorm is upstairs upstairs?"
"Report to the teacher, it's dormitory 1094!"
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So, in the end, it was the four Muwen who were the most suspected.
That night, the dormitory teachers squatted in dormitory 1094, staring at the four of them. It is said that the underwear thief has been haunting for several days in a row, if the four people are monitored today and the underwear thief comes out to commit the crime again, then the four people are not guilty, otherwise they will not be able to clear the suspicion.
"Didn't you just steal some underwear and underwear, what a big. Ji Changxin snorted, and ran away from the teacher. He said that there were still beautiful dates waiting for him, and he didn't want to waste his precious youth on this kind of......
Mu Wen also felt the same way, and saw a group of girls drying clothes in the dormitory building opposite, deliberately hanging their seductive underwear in a conspicuous place.
After hanging, the girls hid behind the curtain and kept it in good spirits.
At midnight.
Just when everyone was sleepy, a sharp figure suddenly appeared in the girls' dormitory building, it flew by like the wind, and the underwear and underwear that were hanging were gone, leaving only empty shelves.
"Ah, the underwear thief has appeared!"
"Catch him!"
"Don't run, damn lingerie thieves give our underwear back!"
In the midst of a burst of shouting and scolding, a large group of female students rushed down the women's dormitory building, vaguely following the direction of the underwear thief and rushing into the men's dormitory.
Several dormitory teachers immediately went out, intending to capture the underwear thief, but they were surprised to find that the underwear thief was rushing towards the 1094 dormitory.
And it's not a student, let alone a human.
"Xiaobai!"
Mu Wen's eyes widened, and he watched Xiaobai jump onto his bed with his head and tail, his teeth pulled open the bottom compartment, and stuffed all the underwear and socks in the baggage he was holding.
It just so happened that the female students with brooms and other tools shouted and shouted to chase to the door, and their eyes followed Xiaobai to see that the mezzanine was full of girls' underwear.
"The blue one, I threw it last night. ”
"Hey, it's this purple one, it was stolen the night before yesterday. ”
"My beloved Green Doudou is here. ”
The female students said, their eyes tightened, and they glared at Mu Wen angrily: "Okay, you sanctimonious guy, it turns out that you are a psychopath." ”
Mu Wen was under huge pressure from public opinion, thinking that it was no wonder that there was a woman's fragrance on his nose when he slept these days, he originally thought it was brought back by Ji Changxin, but he didn't expect it to be Xiaobai.
At this moment, a flowing voice came from outside the door: "There are so many people, is it the underwear thief who has been caught?" Come on, let the master see what he looks like, it's a pity that this kind of talent doesn't join the pervert gang." ”
When the words fell, Ji Changxin squeezed in.
"Ahh ”
Xiao Bai's eyes lit up when he saw him, and he jumped over with his underwear and socks in his mouth, and stuffed it into Ji Changxin's hand.
Suddenly, everyone seemed to understand something, and looked at Ji Changxin's gaze very strangely.
"I understand!" Charlene walked in by the window, she listened to Xiao Bai's voice and said, "Xiao Bai is talking about wine, it is asking Ji Changxin for wine." In other words, it is true that the underwear thief is Xiaobai, but it is to steal it to find Ji Changxin to exchange wine and drink. ”
"Ah, what a nasty guy. The female students squinted at Ji Changxin with white eyes.
A female student who had a crush on Ji Changxin blushed: "What, if you want other people's underwear and socks, just say no." As long as you look down, people are willing to take it off for you in front of you. ”
Ji Changxin frowned and tried to recall, and was suddenly shocked: "I almost forgot about it." Last time, my brother brought me a barrel of ale wine, but Xiaobai smelled it and pounced. I fooled it and said that if it wanted to drink, I would go and steal all the girls' underwear in the dormitory building opposite. Tsk, it's really a hero from ancient times, Xiaobai, you are so good!"
He hugged Xiaobai and spun around in place: "If you want wine, no problem! Follow Uncle Ji to mix good wine, good meat, and good beauties." Xiaobai, how about inheriting my pervert way?"
"Ahh Xiaobai shouted happily.
Ji Changxin cleared his throat and announced loudly: "I declare as the leader of the Pervert Gang that from now on Xiaobai will be the elder of the Pervert Gang. All members must bow and call out to the elders when they see it. ”
"Yes!" the younger brothers replied in the back.
Mu Wen covered his forehead: "Grass." (To be continued.) )