After listening to Ouyang Mofei's story, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie were speechless.

Just as Ouyang Mofei continued to load his water bomb gun, Su Kejie's eyes widened and said, "There is actually a blind date app for programmers?" So good? Is there a special blind date app for designers? I feel like I need this. ”

Ouyang Mofei glanced at Su Kejie and pointed his gun at him steadily.

Seeing this, Su Kejie gasped, and quickly covered his mouth and stopped talking.

Seeing that Su Kejie covered his mouth and was silent, Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips and put down the water bomb gun in his hand.

Pang Xiaobai said: "No wonder some people always say that in today's Internet, everyone is transparent, even Mo Fei you have been tricked." ”

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai frowned and said: "No, Mo Fei, you usually pay in cash, register with a small number, and clean up the traces of use of your mobile phone once a day, and you haven't registered Youjinbao, so how can this Youjinbao know that you are a programmer with an increasingly anxious hairline?" ”

Ouyang Mofei glanced at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, and then said firmly: "I have inquired, Tang Haixing has remarked the detailed files for everyone in his mobile phone, and he has entered all the information in detail."

That's it, the key is that when he registered Youjinbao, he also entered all the information, so Youjinbao has my information. ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei picked up his mobile phone: "Sure enough, the biggest security hazard is the stupid human beings themselves!" ”

Su Kejie said: "What are you doing? Are you going to delete Tang Haixing? So that Friends Jinbao won't find you? ”

Ouyang Mofei lazily said while operating the mobile phone: "Wrong, I also want to register Youjinbao." ”

"Huh?" Pang Xiaobai frowned and said, "You also want to register Youjinbao?" What is this operation? Don't you hate this kind of harassing ad the most? Or are you short of money and want to sell your flesh? ”

Ouyang Mofei said without raising his head: "What do you think." I'm going to take the opportunity to register Youjinbao, visit its backend code, see what it has done those unsightly things, and when I get the news, it will all be made public, so that this damn Youjinbao will become a real friend who everyone shouts and beats! ”

As soon as she said this, Ouyang Mofei suddenly frowned, because she found that Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai actually looked at the side of the door in unison.

Ouyang Mofei also turned his head and immediately raised his eyebrows.

It turned out that it was Jin Ruoyu, who was wearing a sexy crop top gym suit and a big ponytail, walking slowly with a cat step, smiling, and charming.

Soon, Jin Ruoyu, who was wearing a sexy crop top fitness suit and a big ponytail, walked up to everyone gently, naturally swung his hips and pinched his waist, and posed a classic pose that could perfectly show his figure, and then looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie with a smile.

Seeing this situation, Pang Xiaobai immediately showed a comfortable expression of being healed, and after swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he looked at Jin Ruoyu directly, and said softly in a soft voice as if he was afraid of startling the other party:

"Ruoyu, needless to say, I can see it this time, you have changed into new clothes and made a new hairstyle, good, so beautiful, hehehe."

Su Kejie looked at Jin Ruoyu and said: "It's just Audrey Hepburn's ten thousand beasts, beautiful, beautiful!" ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly, and while running his fingers across his body, he said in standard Mandarin: "Do you want peach buttocks?" Want a male dog waist? Want a swan neck? Want the perfect curve? ”

"Yes!" Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie spoke at the same time, and then bit their lips at the same time.

Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and looked at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, smiled slightly, and then asked, "You two, don't you think there's anything wrong with her?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "It's really not right. ”

Suddenly, Pang Xiaobai turned his head and pointed at Su Kejie, who was still looking at Jin Ruoyu's perfect figure: "Aren't you obsessive-compulsive disorder straight line control?" Actually say you like perfect curves? ”

After spraying Su Kejie, Pang Xiaobai hurriedly looked at Jin Ruoyu, who was still in a leaning posture, seriously: "Ruoyu, don't believe him, he's lying to you!" ”

Su Kejie turned his head and glared at Pang Xiaobai: "You! ”

"That's it!" Ouyang Mofei interrupted Su Kejie's words, "I'm talking about her accent, don't you think there's a problem?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Jin Ruoyu, who was maintaining a leaning posture, stood up again with a smile, and continued to make movements while laughing in standard Mandarin: "You guys, do you want to become Schwarzenegger?" Would you like to pick me up with one hand? ”

"Yes!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai nodded in unison again.

Ponytail Jin Ruoyu immediately smiled and did a few curve stretching exercises, then pinched his waist with both hands and raised his head and said: "Since you want to, then come to the hot gym and get a fitness card that belongs to you!"

As long as you come to the hot gym and get your unique fitness card, you can accept my personal encouragement and do sports with me! ”

"Do sports!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai said with a smile at the same time.

With a snort, Ouyang Mofei put a good magazine on the water bomb gun in his hand.

Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Mofei saw that Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie were still looking at Jin Ruoyu as a nymphomaniac, and he was not even afraid of holding a gun in her hand, so he turned the muzzle of the gun and pointed at "Jin Ruoyu", who was still flattering Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, and output a water bomb.

After a burst of crackling water projectiles shot out, it really passed through Jin Ruoyu's body, and there was no harm to Jin Ruoyu, but there was a ripple on his body.

Soon, the "Jin Ruoyu", which was pierced by a water bomb gun and rippled, suddenly disappeared in front of Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie's eyes.

"If you are stupid, if you are stupid!" Pang Xiaobai hurriedly stood up and shouted, "Where have you been?" If foolish? ”

"Stop shouting!" Ouyang Mofei continued to load the magazine of the water bomb gun with a fixed amount of bullets, and said to Pang Xiaobai, "Haven't you found it yet?" It's an advertisement, a virtual human advertisement! ”

"Advertising?" Pang Xiaobai blinked, and finally came back to his senses, "It turned out to be an advertisement." ”

After speaking, he sighed for a while, and then sat down again in despair.

"Something is really wrong." Su Kejie, who also came back to his senses, nodded, "If you think about it carefully, if you are full of hometown dialect, how can you speak Mandarin so standardly." ”

Ouyang Mofei turned his head to look at Su Kejie, and smiled crookedly: "Yo, finally the IQ is online, not bad, yes, I thought you had to slow down a little longer." ”

"It's all your fault!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly looked at Ouyang Mofei.

As a result, being glared at by Ouyang Mofeila's face, Pang Xiaobai immediately shrunk his neck and whispered: "No, I mean, you, what, you can expose it later, and kill such a good advertisement so quickly, it's a pity." ”

"yes!" Su Kejie bit his lip, "It's a pity, it's a pity." ”

Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows with half-squinted eyes: "Is this still my fault?" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Pang Xiaobai to talk back to Su Kejie, Ouyang Mo Feimeng loaded a new magazine for the water bomb gun, and then aimed at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, and quickly pulled the trigger.

After a burst of fierce water bombs were released, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie, who immediately hit him, hugged his head to defend and could no longer speak.

After Ouyang Mofei ran out all the bullets in one go, he put down the water bomb gun and said expressionlessly:

"Wake up, fools!

What is fake is fake, and it will never be true!

Instead of indulging in it and then being cheated into bankruptcy, it's better to think about how to solve this damn app sooner!

Also, I advise you, if you don't want to be deceived again, it's better to stay in the pipe room like me.

Because only there, there's no damn virtual projector, and there's no damn staring!

That's all there is to it! ”

After speaking, Ouyang Mofei stood up, pouted at Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie with disdain, and then swaggered to the pipe room.

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