Early the next morning, Su Kejie, as usual, finished typing the card listlessly, and walked into the large office of the Ministry of Urgent Affairs with a blank face.

Entering the Ministry of Urgency, as soon as he sat down at his workstation, he immediately ate a wave of Tang Haixing Gaza Lele's two-person mixed advertisement.

The point is, these two virtual humans are too real.

At the beginning, Su Kejie really thought that Sha Lele and Tang Haixing in the big office were real people, and told them about the tragic experience of being dominated by virtual advertisements last night, resulting in a bad night's sleep.

It wasn't until the end that they also started selling him a sleep set with eye mask and earplugs, that Su Kejie realized that Tang Haixing and Sha Lele, who had been complaining to him for most of the day, were actually advertisements!

When the advertising man disappeared, Su Kejie, who was frightened, found that he was the only one in the entire Ministry of Urgency, and there was no one else.

That is to say, he just talked to two AI advertisements alone for a long time, and complained for a long time, and in the whole process, he couldn't see the slightest flaw, just like yesterday's advertisement for "Golden Suona Throat Treasure".

Su Kejie was shocked by this discovery, so he quickly took out his mobile phone, clicked on the emergency department, and asked where everyone was.

Then he found out that Ouyang Murphy sent a message asking him to come to the pipeline room, there was no virtual projector in the pipeline room, and the signal was not good, so he could avoid advertising harassment.

However, Ouyang Mofei said that it was strictly forbidden to take Gaze Le in.

As soon as he saw the news, Su Kejie suddenly realized, and hurriedly brought his newly bought laptop and his own chair to the pipeline room together.

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Sure enough, as soon as I entered the pipe room, I saw Ouyang Mofei who was hammering a laptop.

After seeing Ouyang Mofei, Su Kejie frowned and leaned back tactically: "You, are you a real person or an advertisement?" ”

Ouyang Mofei, who was looking down at the computer, stopped his hand steadily, picked up the water bomb gun next to him, turned his head, and shot at Su Kejie.

After being hit by a water bomb, Su Kejie, who subconsciously raised his hand to block it, relieved himself: "Well, it's Mo Fei Benfei, that's right, don't fight, I know you're real." ”

Ouyang Mofei put down the gun at this time, and then continued to turn around, bowing his head and tapping on the laptop with peace of mind.

Seeing this scene, Su Kejie pushed the chair to the side of the long table, and said while setting up the computer:

"Mo Fei, you don't know, I haven't slept all night after being harassed by virtual advertisements last night, but as soon as I entered the Ministry of Urgent Affairs today, I was fooled by Tang Haixing and Lele's virtual advertisements again, and my mentality was about to explode.

It's better here, no ads, clean enough.

By the way, Murphy, how did you find this treasure? ”

Ouyang Mofei continued to knock on the computer and said: "It's very simple, the windows here are small, the signal is poor, the flow of people is small, and there is no virtual projector, so the advertising coverage is naturally poor." ”

"I see." Su Kejie nodded.

At this moment, the back door leading to the outside of the pipe room suddenly opened, and then I saw Pang Xiaobai wearing big pants, pulling big slippers, grabbing a big backpack, and wearing a robe and pajamas to walk in.

As soon as he came in, after seeing Ouyang Mofei and Su Kejie, Pang Xiaobai was startled.

Soon, Pang Xiaobai took a deep breath, closed his eyes and opened his arms, and said loudly: "Mo Fei, quickly, hit me, hit me a few shots!" ”

Ouyang Mofei squinted at Pang Xiaobai, and then decisively picked up the water bomb gun, and pointed it at Pang Xiaobai's chest.

"Ahh Pang Xiaobai, who was hit in the chest by a water bomb, hurriedly shouted.

After Ouyang Mofei stopped shooting, Pang Xiaobai opened his eyes and nodded at Ouyang Mofei: "Great, you are real." ”

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai frowned and looked at Su Kejie: "You, Ajie, hit me too, quick!" ”

Su Kejie, who had just turned on the computer, looked at Pang Xiaobai, and then looked at the water bullet gun on the table, and then decisively picked up the water gun and then shot at Pang Xiaobai fiercely.

But as a result, Su Kejie's accuracy was too poor, and he fired half a shuttle water bomb, but he was stunned that none of the bullets hit Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai, who had his arms outstretched, opened his eyes, looked at the water bombs on the ground, and then nodded at Su Kejie: "This marksmanship, it's Su Kejie Benjie, that's right." ”

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai kept his backpack, pulled his slippers, and hurriedly walked down the stairs.

"Oh my God, it's time to stop for a while." Pang Xiaobai, who walked downstairs, sat on the broken sofa, "It's great to finally be able to rest." ”

Seeing Pang Xiaobai's appearance of escaping death, Ouyang Mofei frowned and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Pang Xiaobai waved his hand and said, "Don't mention it, I was bombarded with advertisements all night last night, and I didn't sleep all night." ”

Immediately after, Pang Xiaobai began to introduce his experience last night.

It turned out that yesterday Pang Xiaobai returned to his RV with a staring car because he didn't finish his work.

When he finally finished making eucalyptus and finally had the time to play games and take a break, Starter suddenly shot a virtual advertisement.

At the beginning, it was Hu Qiang, who claimed to be Zhuge Qiang, but dressed as Zhuge Kongming, who was selling him the mobile game "Three Kingdoms Picking Up Billion" where he could pick up money and pick up his girlfriend, and when he couldn't stand the other party's verbosity and got out of the car directly to take a breath, he was bombarded with serial advertisements including Tang Haixing, Ouyang Mofei and Sha Lele one after another.

From an electric car that can eat mandarin duck hot pot in the car, to a hurricane driving school that has a driver's license, and then sells him a house in an unknown suburb that he doesn't know if it's reliable or not.

That's it, what's even more outrageous is that when Pang Xiaobai couldn't stand the virtual advertisement in the parking lot and returned to the car, he found that there was a Su Kejie wearing silk pajamas lying on the side of the bed, biting his lip and flattering him, while selling silk pajamas, Pang Xiaobai was disgusted and vomited directly.

"That's it." Pang Xiaobai, who was lying on the sofa, said in a loveless tone.

"One night, all night!

These unscrupulous advertisements came in turns, and they never stopped, and I didn't sleep all night!

They take turns ravaging me and disgusting me, it's so brutal! ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled and didn't speak, but Su Kejie looked ahead expressionlessly and said, "I just want to ask one question, what the hell am I biting my lip and flattering at you while lying on the bed in pajamas?" ”

"The devil knows!" Pang Xiaobai immediately said with a look of grievance, "I can't wait to burn that bed!" I see you all covered in goosebumps now, are you embarrassed to ask me? ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled: "It's very simple, big data will draw a portrait of you according to your search records, classify you, and then find out various products that are interested in users of your kind and continue to push them to you." ”

Pang Xiaobai half-sat up and pursed his lips, and said with a disdainful expression: "Could it be that in the eyes of big data, I am just a person who lives in the suburbs, can't drive, is addicted to online games, and there is a coquettish man by my side?" ”

Ouyang Mofei looked at Pang Xiaobai with a fixed face: "Isn't it?" ”

Pang Xiaobai blinked, speechless for a while.

"You're a coquettish man!" Su Kejie glared at Pang Xiaobai angrily, "Your whole family is a coquettish man!" You're still eating mandarin duck hot pot in an electric car! ”

"What about you?" Pang Xiaobai squinted at Su Kejie, "What did big data push for you, let's hear it?" ”

Su Kejie said: "The products pushed to me by big data are normal, waist massager, pacemaker, lifting bed, multi-functional wheelchair, 24-hour pinch service ......"

Speaking of this, Su Kejie suddenly froze, then turned his head and frowned and asked, "Wait, am I dying in the eyes of big data?" ”

"Cut!" Pang Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders disdainfully, "It's not as good as me." ”

Ouyang Mofei looked at Su Kejie with a smile: "So, cherish the small wallet and stay away from big data!"

As long as you don't get easily intimidated by big data, your wallet won't get empty and empty! ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "It's a pity, it's easier said than done, how many people can really do it, hehehe." ”