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In the manager's room of the Ministry of Urgency, Hu Qiang was holding a discarded fake flower in his hand, and while constantly pulling the petals, he was muttering in his mouth.
Well, he now wants to make a choice for himself in this way.
The reason is very simple, that is, this friend Jinbao app really annoys him.
The problem is that if you want to withdraw, you have to pay a penalty of 15,000.
Of course, it was not that he couldn't afford to pay the liquidated damages, but that he felt that he deserved to panic.
Although Hu Qiang's current savings have exceeded seven figures, the traditional thinking is not so easy to change, and the loss of 10,000 yuan at once still makes him a little painful.
But the most important reason is that he also has a system task, as long as he persists for five days, he can complete the task and get a bonus of 50,000 yuan.
It's only been two days, and there are still three days to go before the mission deadline.
Originally, Hu Qiang didn't think this task was difficult, but now it seems that this task is not easy at all.
In other words, once he quits Youjinbao now, not only will he have to pay a liquidated damages of 15,000 for signing the contract, but the system task will also be tantamount to failure, and Wu Yuan's bonus will naturally be lost, inside and out, which is equivalent to his loss of 60,000 yuan!
Sixty thousand, that's not a small amount!
And just holding on for another three days, it doesn't seem that hard.
But this advertisement is really annoying, and Hu Qiang has been blocked by many people.
Of course, most of the people who blocked Hu Qiang were old relationships with his predecessors, and it was not a big problem for Hu Qiang after the crossing.
After all, after Hu Qiang crossed over, his main social circle, or the people who were relatively close, were these people from the Ministry of Urgency, and then the neighbors on the same floor in the Ode to Joy community, so it didn't matter if the old relationship of the predecessor was lost.
The Ministry of Urgency naturally didn't mention it, and wouldn't break off friends with him because of Friend Jinbao.
The neighbors on the 22nd floor of Ode to Joy are the same, they are all reasonable and will not break off with him easily.
As for the musical instrument shop he frequented, it didn't matter, it was a place where money was traded and money was used for entertainment.
In other words, if he continues to persevere, it will actually have little impact on his real social circle.
But the problem is that if he continues to persevere, he will not only push ads to others, but also continue to receive other people's ads, which will make him annoyed to death.
For a while, push the Qingyan Cemetery, and for a while, push the love and love sanitary napkins, or what kind of leg hair cleaner, cave protection lotion......
Ma Dan, these advertisements always jump out when there are many people, don't be too social!
So Hu Qiang is now entangled, whether to continue to persevere to the end, break the jar and break it, or stop the loss in time and withdraw quickly.
Just when Hu Qiang was still hesitant and hesitating, he suddenly heard a quarrel outside.
Frowning, Hu Qiang put down the fake flowers, quickly stood up, and left the manager's room.
As soon as he walked out of the manager's room, he saw that everyone else in the emergency department was gathered in the big office, and then Tang Haixing and Pang Xiaobai were beating each other, and the others were either sitting next to the play or helping to pull away.
"What are you doing?" Hu Qiang hurriedly walked over, "What's the situation?" What happened? ”
Pang Xiaobai, who was holding a mop, looked at Hu Qiang angrily: "Manager Hu, you came just in time, let me tell you, you also know, now everyone has blocked me, this Tang Haixing also jumped out to sell accident insurance to me!" ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai quickly turned his head and looked at Tang Haixing with a fierce expression: "Tang Haixing, what do you mean, you?" Yes? Encourage me to die! ”
Tang Haixing, who was holding a baseball bat, also raised his chin and said loudly: "How many times have I said it, it's an advertisement, not me!" ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing looked at Pang Xiaobai angrily: "It's you, you also recommend a paternity test package to me in turn, what do you mean?" Doubt my relationship with the chairman? ”
"That's not me!" Pang Xiaobai said, "That's an advertisement!" ”
"If you say no, you don't?" Tang Haixing shouted.
"And what are you going to do?" Pang Xiaobai also shouted.
"How!" Tang Haixing shouted.
"How!" Pang Xiaobai shouted.
"I don't accept the practice!" Tang Haixing shouted.
"Practice practice, practice!" Pang Xiaobai shouted, "Who is afraid of whom!" ”
Seeing that the two of them were about to face each other again, Jin Ruoyu, who was pulling Tang Haixing, suddenly let go and shouted: "Stop arguing, what is the noise?" Can you compare the amount? ”
Speaking of this, seeing that everyone was silent, Jin Ruoyu said with a smile on his face: "Now in the eyes of other male colleagues, it is a sexy instructor, an online private trainer."
They look at their foreheads, and they are completely indescribable!
There are also Edi same-city dating advertisements, all of which were pushed to Dao Dad's place, and E's parents scolded E's parents for this whole night!
Eh is completely faceless now! ”
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu couldn't help it, and directly lowered his head and cried.
Just when Jin Ruoyu began to bow his head and wipe away his tears, Sha Lele couldn't help but say: "My grandparents bought the health care products I recommended, and after eating them, I had diarrhea, I was very sad, woo woo!" ”
Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu also opened his mouth and cried.
"Can you be quiet?" Su Kejie suddenly said with a straight face, "I have a headache when I hear it!" ”
After speaking, Su Kejie said with a dark face: "Since I registered Youjinbao, I always feel that life is pinching my neck, and there is still a real qi running around in my head!" Are you the only ones who are miserable?
Who is not miserable, I am better?
At most, you can't get by on the face, but my landlord wants to raise the rent, and the wallet can't get by, who am I crying to? ”
Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele stopped, and then cried together again.
"Don't make any noise!" Ouyang Mofei, who was knocking on the computer, suddenly shouted.
After taking a deep breath, Ouyang Murphy said viciously: "Give me some more time to see if I can make a plug-in that blocks ads earlier, don't bother me!" ”
As soon as Ouyang Mofei said this, Sha Lele and Jin Ruoyu stopped crying.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Hu Qiang sighed: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I didn't expect things to turn out like this."
Although I would like to say that the responsibility for this matter is not mine, after all, I did not force you to register, but in the end, I took the lead first.
But it's useless to talk about this now, if you want me to see, let's quit Youjinbao collectively. ”
As soon as they heard this, everyone looked at Hu Qiang together.
"Manager Hu, are you crazy?" Pang Xiaobai said, "Don't you know that if you quit Youjinbao, you will have to pay three times the liquidated damages, three times!" Fifteen thousand! Uh-huh! ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai patted his chest and said, "Did you hear that?" It's the sound of my heart being cut! ”
Ouyang Mofei looked at Pang Xiaobai: "Do you want to live in this kind of anxiety created by advertising all the time in order to save this money?" Do you want your family and friends to be harassed by you all the time, making them anxious? ”
"But it's going to cost three times!" Jin Ruoyu frowned and looked reluctant, "Fifteen thousand, not old and young!" ”
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Tang Haixing took a breath and said, "We are flesh and blood people, not naked sheep!" Advertising can't drink my blood and eat my flesh in the name of big data! At the end, I made soup with my bones! ”
"Don't be impulsive!" Su Kejie paused for a mop, "Three times! ”
"Manager Hu!" Sha Lele looked at Hu Qiang with a sad face, "What should I do now?" You can help me get an idea! ”
Hu Qiang blinked, and was just about to speak, when Ouyang Mofei suddenly slapped the table and stood up, shouting: "Retreat!" ”
Pang Xiaobai also slapped the table and retorted: "Don't retreat!" ”
"Retreat!" Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Mofei slapped the table together again.
"No retreat!" Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai also slapped the table together.
"Retreat!"
"No retreat!"
"Retreat!"
"No retreat!"
Soon, Tang Haixing joined the retreating camp, and Sha Lele joined the non-retreating camp.
The three of them shouted their own claims while slapping the table fiercely.
"Retreat!"
"No retreat!"
"Retreat!"
"No retreat!"
Seeing that the two parties were endless, Hu Qiang couldn't help but say loudly: "Okay, don't quarrel!" What is the noise, why is there still surround sound? ”
As soon as he finished saying this, everyone who was arguing with each other in two camps raised their heads together, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Did you hear that?" ”
Seeing this situation, Hu Qiang was startled, and subconsciously took a step back: "You, you...... What the heck? ”
Jin Ruoyu took a step forward with a smile and said: "Surround sound home theater system, 7.1 channels, ultra-high fidelity, perfect restoration of all sounds!" ”
Tang Haixing followed: "Ping Pong, Ping Pong, Kaka, Da Da, it's all out of the question!" ”
Sha Lele smiled and said: "The treble is transparent, the midrange is full, and the bass is surging!" ”
Su Kejie smiled and said: "Super large drive unit, covered with carbon fiber coated diaphragm!" ”
Pang Xiaobai stretched out his hand and said in a deep voice: "Equipped with iron-cobalt alloy high Tesla strong magnetic circuit!" Listen to the sound and pinpoint it! ”
Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang with a smile and said, "The materials are high-quality, and the lifetime warranty is guaranteed!" ”
Tang Haixing hurriedly said: "Buy it now, and you can also join the Senior Listening Friends Club, an absolute status symbol!" ”
"Manager Hu!" Everyone said in unison, "It's better to act if you are excited, don't you hurry up and place an order to buy a set?" ”
Hu Qiang lowered his head and let out a long breath.
Suddenly, Hu Qiangmeng rushed forward and punched one person at a time: "The bullying is too much!" Get out, get out of here! ”
It's a pity that those are all virtual people, and they can't be hit at all.
After frantically beating the air and venting his anger, Hu Qiang came back to his senses and sat on the stool panting.
Jin Ruoyu smiled and said, "My heart is full of troubles, do you want to sleep well?" No problem, play the home theater every time, restore the perfect waves for you, help you sleep happily, and sleep until dawn! ”
Tang Haixing followed with a smile: "Playing the home theater every time can reproduce the stream water for you, allowing you to pretend to be in the distance!" ”
Sha Lele also followed: "When people are middle-aged, finding a job is a big problem, now buy a home theater, and also come with a full set of audio tutorials for re-employment training, so that you don't have to panic at work!" ”
Tang Haixing said: "Every time you hit the home theater, now join hands with Youjinbao to launch a preferential event!"
As long as you recommend it to your friends and family, as long as they join Youjinbao and buy a set of house music, they will immediately give you a stereo and a bonus of 5,000 yuan! ”
"The best ads are around!" Everyone shouted together, "The fattest leeks are on the other side!" ”
Hu Qiang was completely speechless, so he simply took out his mobile phone and called the service hotline of Youjinbao.
"Hey, customer service? I'm going to quit, right now, right away! Yes, I will refund the money if I lose money, and I will refund it now! ”