"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Sha Lele suddenly said, "Teacher Xiaobai, why do you want to learn Teacher Ajie's voice when you talk about that Bi Ma Wen?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said as he walked: "It's very simple, we met on the Internet, and we haven't seen a real person, but the other party's kind of cheap feeling is better than Ajie's, so I'll use Ajie's voice to help you deepen your impression, so that I can better help you understand the characters." ”

Sha Lele nodded and asked, "Then why did you just enter the asterisk in the dialog box in the end?" ”

"I know that!" Tang Haixing interjected, "Instead of blocking the system, it's better to do it yourself, it's faster and more refreshing." ”

"I wondered." Jin Ruoyu said, "You two don't even know who the other party is, and you don't even know what the other party is talking about, so you can still quarrel all night?" ”

Pang Xiaobai, who had already walked into the big office of the Ministry of Urgency, spread his hands: "What I said, I was a beautiful man with hormones at the time, this kind of thing, you can't lose in momentum!"

To tell you the truth, on the last night, the battle was fierce, and in order to fight with him, I broke the keyboard!

So we agreed to fight again next year today! ”

Jin Ruoyu frowned: "The keyboard is broken, why do you want to fight?" ”

Pang Xiaobai shrugged: "The lower row is broken, the top two rows of buttons can still be used, nothing else, the next battle book is about a battle, no problem." ”

Tang Haixing asked: "I'm curious, there are only two rows of buttons on the top, how did you write the war book?" ”

Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips and smiled: "Simple, wait for me!" ”

After speaking, Pang Xiaobai took out a pen and quickly wrote in the small notebook: = I 1y! With 24o!

Tang Haixing looked at the content above and frowned: "= me 1y!" With 240! What the heck? ”

Jin Ruoyu also frowned and pondered: "It's 1 and 0 drops, this looks like a good two!" ”

"That's not zero!" Pang Xiaobai put on the cap and said, "That's O, the English letter O!"

Meaning, wait for me for a year! Fight to the death! ”

Jin Ruoyu opened his mouth wide: "It's so weird, can the other party understand it?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "The other party understands, I just beat these out, and then Bi Ma Wen replied to me in seconds, a word is a certainty, not a pig!" ”

Jin Ruoyu frowned and shook his head: "Hey young, you two are really a pair of wonderful, sure enough, only strange can understand strange things." ”

"And then?" "What happened?" ”

Pang Xiaobai raised his head and said with half-squinted eyes: "In the second year, I changed to the Ghost King!" ”

"The Turtle King?" Sha Lele's eyes widened and he smiled, "Is it the kind with high defense?" Will you shrink your head? Or will it be a turtle school qigong? ”

Pang Xiaobai turned his head to look at Sha Lele expressionlessly: "Brother house, ghost, three sounds, devil's ghost!" Ghost King! ”

"Ah, what the hell." Sha Lele nodded, "Does that make a difference?" ”

"It's a big difference." Pang Xiaobai said, "The Ghost King is similar to a berserker, and it belongs to the melee profession. ”

"And then?" Sha Lele asked.

Pang Xiaobai turned his head expressionlessly, and said lightly: "Then, in the second year, at that moment, I won 287 and lost 13 in a heads-up duel with him, crushing Bi Ma Wen!" ”

"Wow!" Sha Lele's eyes widened with surprise on his face, "It's amazing!" ”

Jin Ruoyu squinted and frowned: "Then you have won so many times, why do you still have to practice scaring people?" ”

Pang Xiaobai squinted his eyes and sneered: "Because, that Bi Ma Wen, he can actually pk while constantly talking trash to me!"

Although I won PK, I lost the scene, and the guy finally laughed at me, saying that I could only fight martial arts and not fight, and that I grew up eating dumbbell bibimbap!

When I saw this, in a fit of rage, I smashed another keyboard! ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then opened his eyes and exhaled: "So, in order to win him, we made an agreement."

He asked, next year today? I replied to him, seven exclamation points! ”

"Got it!" Tang Haixing immediately said, "Because the keyboard was broken by you, only the exclamation mark of the entire keyboard can still be used!" ”

Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips and nodded.

Tang Haixing shook his head: "Okay, you guys are really involved enough." ”

Jin Ruoyu sighed: "You live at the head of the Yangtze River, your forehead lives at the end of the Yangtze River, and you are in the game every year, just to fight for a mouth, it is indeed enough for two drops." ”

Speaking of this, Jin Ruoyu turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai: "You two don't know each other, so you didn't add someone to WeChat, and then make an appointment to meet someone?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said: "Why should I add him?" Let me ask you, will you ask the enemy for a WeChat account? ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled and said: "Then in case, you are the wind and she is the sand, you are cow dung and she is the flower, and the person is a beautiful woman, you two will come together and achieve a period of immortal volume Nirvana." ”

Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips: "Just Bi Ma Wen's stinky mouth, more poisonous than toad gong, more stinky than Jinhulang, Mo Fei is a little fresh in front of him, so I'm sure, he's absolutely, a man!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the door of the manager's room was suddenly opened, and then Ouyang Mofei was seen walking out of it angrily.

And behind Ouyang Mofei, Hu Qiang also came out, and said to Ouyang Mofei as he walked: "Mo Fei, don't go, I haven't finished my words yet, you listen to me first." ”

Ouyang Mofei had a cold face, and said as he walked: "You belong to the turtle, you live too long, I can't consume you!" ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei, who had already jumped into his workstation, turned his head and said to Hu Qiangmeng, who came over:

"Lao Hu, do you want to use grinding to delay aging? Or do you just think it's slow enough, and you can use an effort to leave double regrets? ”

Hu Qiang immediately pointed his finger at Ouyang Mofei and said, "Ah? Okay, you Ouyang Mofei, is it reasonable to do something wrong?

asked you to repair the complaint system of the customer service department, but in the end, people directly complained about you with the complaint system! ”

Ouyang Mofei pinched his waist with one hand and tilted his head and said coldly: "Isn't that proof from the side that I have repaired the complaint system?" ”

Hu Qiang frowned: "One yard is one yard, repairing the system is repairing the system, and complaining is complaining!" As an employee of the Ministry of Urgency, it is right to fix the system, but what is the reason why you still have so many complaints? Isn't this asking for trouble? ”

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips disdainfully and said: "A nest of sloths, the work is more grinding than yours, I just muttered a few words casually, and they complained very quickly!" ”

Hu Qiang frowned and said, "What do you call a few words?" If you just say two sentences, will people complain about you jointly?

Those auspicious words you say to people, are they written two full pages in a row in the complaint email?

No, what does it matter to you whether people work hard or not?

You just do your own thing, why scold people with a bunch of auspicious words? ”

"Insert!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly said, "Can you forward those auspicious words to me?" ”

"Don't interrupt!" Hu Qiang and Ouyang Mofei angrily sprayed Pang Xiaobai at the same time.

"Okay." Pang Xiaobai decisively turned his head away from them.