503 Damn, Murphy is too bad!
Hu Qiang turned his head to look, and sure enough, it was Ouyang Mofei who was staggering over, as always, without any positive shape on his body.
For her non-mainstream way of walking, Hu Qiang couldn't see a few words of persuasion at first, wanting to correct her and let her return to the world of normal adults.
But just like Pang Xiaobai's admonition to Su Kejie after he entered the Ministry of Urgency, there is no way to persuade Ouyang Mofei, you can only adapt to her, you can't change her.
Originally, Hu Qiang didn't believe it at all, but now he ...... Oh no, he believed it a long time ago.
Because reality...... It's brutal!
Up to now, let alone changing Ouyang Mofei, Hu Qiang felt that he himself had been affected by Ouyang Mofei in turn.
When he thought of Ouyang Mofei, the first thing in Hu Qiang's mind was her non-mainstream image of being a hanger, and what was even more outrageous, he seemed to like arguing with Ouyang Mofei more and more, and then enjoying the pleasure of being crushed by Ouyang Mofei.
Meaning...... Wrong, no, no, absolutely not.
I, Hu Qiang, just don't forget my original intention, never give up, and use a fearless spirit to insist on correcting Ouyang Mofei's wrong attitude towards life.
That's right, that's it, it must be so!
"Yo, distracted?" Ouyang Mofei, who walked up to Hu Qiang, suddenly tilted his head and smiled, "Do you remember the fear of being scolded by Brother Ming?"
Hu Qiang immediately came back to his senses and glanced at Ouyang Mofei: "What nonsense, what about the rice?"
"Here." Ouyang Murphy took out two Big Mac burgers from his chest, "Next!"
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei threw it lightly.
It's two thrown together.
Damn, Murphy is so bad!
Hu Qiang just had this idea in his heart, and before he could think about what to do, he threw the mobile phone in his hand with both hands, and then stretched out his arms, spread his hands, swished twice, one in each hand, and accurately caught the two Big Mac burgers.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
Ouyang Mofei clapped his palm, and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, good skills, I really can't see it, have you practiced usually?"
"Humph!" Hu Qiang pursed his lips and ignored Ouyang Mofei.
looked down at the mobile phone hanging around his neck, and couldn't help but sigh, fortunately, in order to take a candid photo, he hung the mobile phone around his neck with a string, otherwise, just now, the mobile phone would have been reimbursed.
The mastery-level mad dog boxing produced by the system is not good at this, once you feel a threat or attack, you always subconsciously defend, and your body moves faster than your brain.
In other words, Hu Qiang didn't want to throw his mobile phone to pick up the hamburger just now, it was completely a subconscious reaction of the body, because the body felt that the two burgers thrown at him were a threat.
Forget it, there's nothing wrong with the skills produced by the system, things like fighting skills, don't you have to react faster than your brain, otherwise how can you fight slowly with fast?
Martial arts in the world, only fast is not broken!
So it's Ouyang Mofei who is wrong, you can't make a mistake!
Lele is right, it's strange to reflect.
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang turned his head to look at Sha Lele and found that Sha Lele was staring at his hamburger.
Hu Qiang smiled slightly, and took the initiative to hand the hamburger in his right hand to Sha Lele: "Yao, Lele, this is for you to eat."
"Don't, don't!" Sha Lele tilted his head and shook his hands wildly, "Manager Hu, how can I eat you?"
said so, but Sha Lele still peeked at the burger handed over by Hu Qiang.
Alas, it turns out that Lele is also a humble and upright person.
After smiling slightly, Hu Qiang asked, "Really?"
"Don't, don't." Sha Lele pursed his lips, "I, my rice and pickled cucumbers, that's enough."
Hu Qiang squinted his head on one side: "Are you sure you don't?"
Sha Lele was just about to speak, but Ouyang Mo Fei said impatiently, "It's really hard!"
After speaking, Ouyang Mofei stepped forward and squatted down, grabbed the hamburger in Hu Qiang's right hand, and then put it on Sha Lele's thigh.
"Well, let's eat it." Ouyang Mofei said to Sha Lele, "Just help Lao Hu Jie
Fat, at his age, his metabolism is slow, so he should eat less, otherwise, it is easy to get hyperlipidemia and obesity, and if it is serious, it will be a heart attack and cerebral infarction, and suddenly burp!"
"How do you speak?" Hu Qiang glared at Ouyang Mofei, "Why are you cursing me?"
"I'm for your good." Ouyang Mo Fei glanced at Hu Qiang.
Hu Qiang shook his head, no longer paid attention to Ouyang Mofei, turned his head to Sha Lele and said, "Okay, eat quickly, if you refuse, Mo Fei may still curse me."
"Then, thank you Manager Hu, thank you Mo Feida."
After saying that, Sha Lele put down the plate, picked up the burger, opened the wrapper, and then looked at the steaming burger, and took a bite of it.
Seeing Sha Lele start to eat the hamburger, Hu Qiang also began to open the package and eat it.
"I've got chili sauce here." Ouyang Mofei suddenly took out a bottle of chili sauce and smiled at Hu Qiang, "Do you want to try it?"
"Burger with chili sauce?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Are you serious?"
Ouyang Mofei tilted his head and raised his eyebrows and nodded.
"Yes, too." Hu Qiang also nodded.
After taking the chili sauce, Hu Qiang unscrewed the lid, scooped a spoonful of chili sauce with the plastic spoon handed over by Ouyang Mofei, and spread it on the hamburger.
Take a gentle bite.
That mouth full of heat!
"Cool!" Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide and stared, "I didn't expect the hamburger with chili sauce to be so delicious, praise!"
"Of course!" Ouyang Mofei squatted next to him and said with a smile, "When did I lie to you?"
"Cut!" Hu Qiang, who had re-smeared a layer of chili sauce, pursed his lips and expressed full contempt for Ouyang Mofei's shameless statement.
"This chili sauce is good." Hu Qiang nodded with a smile, "There are sesame seeds, peanuts, sunflower seeds, and beef cubes? Wow, take a bite, it's slightly spicy and crispy! By the way, Lele wants to order it, it's really good!"
Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, looked at the chili sauce in Hu Qiang's hand, and then looked at Ouyang Mofei: "Mo Fei, you still carry different chili sauces with you?"
"Of course." Ouyang Mofei said with a smile, "The one for the chocolate beans is perverted and spicy, and the one for Lao Hu is slightly spicy, different props should be used in different situations, of course, you must prepare more in advance, and strive to be prepared."
"I see." Sha Lele smiled, "Murphy is very powerful, hehehe."
"Wait?" Hu Qiangyi frowned, "What the hell is it to use perverted spicy for chocolate beans? Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?"
"Eat yours." Ouyang Mofei glanced at Hu Qiang, "Your hearing is good!"
Hu Qiang frowned, shrugged his shoulders after thinking about it, and decided not to care, eat the hamburger first, after all, his stomach was really hungry.
At this moment, Ouyang Mo Fei suddenly smiled: "By the way, I almost forgot. Lao Hu, Lele, let me tell you a happy event, I just avenged the two of you!"
Hu Qiang, who was about to eat a hamburger, was stunned, put down the burger and raised his head, frowned and asked, "What revenge?" What's the happy event? What are you doing?"
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "I want to know, come, follow me to the scene to see, I guarantee that it will be exciting!" Happiness guaranteed!"