529 Zhang Yida! Look, your money is gone!
Listening to Lu Ziqiao's words, Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Lu Ziqiao, and then shook his head with a puzzled expression.
Just kidding, of course he knows Lu Ziqiao, after all, he is the first sea king in the love apartment.
But the problem is that Hu Qiang is no longer the same person he was at the beginning.
At the beginning, not long after he woke up, he was still a little hungover, and suddenly came to a strange environment, and he was wearing a strange clothes, and he was still in a trance and not very sober stage.
In addition, Hu Qiang had the experience of crossing before, so he subconsciously suspected that he had crossed again, which was normal.
At that time, his urine and feces were all up, and on the way to find the toilet, he met Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia and other people in the love apartment, and when he was shocked, of course he would subconsciously say the wrong thing and call out people's names.
This is actually a very normal performance, and if a person was in the situation at the time, his performance might not be much better than Hu Qiang.
But now it's different.
After such a long period of precipitation, although Hu Qiang's hangover has not been completely eliminated, he has figured out a lot of things.
At least he's no longer blind and stuck in self-doubt that he's going to cross over again.
Since he knew that he hadn't crossed over again and hadn't become Zhang Wei, he naturally knew how to perform.
"I'm sorry." Hu Qiang frowned and said to Lu Ziqiao, "I don't know you." ”
"Isn't it?" Lu Ziqiao frowned and said in surprise, "Pao'er, you don't know me anymore?" Have you forgotten the days when we went to the bar together and rode horses? I also served as your wingman to help you with your sister! Have you forgotten all this? ”
Hu Qiang pursed his lips, and then suddenly smiled: "Of course I haven't forgotten." ”
"That's it." Lu Ziqiao's expression suddenly relaxed, and he looked at Hu Yifei with a smug face, "Look, I know that it's good that he forgets everyone, but he can't forget me, this is brotherhood!" ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang continued to smile and said to Lu Ziqiao: "I'm sorry, what do I mean, of course I haven't forgotten my past, nor have I lost my memory."
But I really don't know you, I really don't know who you are.
Also, I don't call it a cannon, and I haven't been a girl with you, so you've been a wingman.
Let's put it this way, I'm not the Zhang Wei you call at all, we are not the same person at all. ”
Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then looked at Hu Qiang with a stunned face and said, "Zhang Wei, this joke is too big, you really don't know me?" ”
"I don't know." Hu Qiang shook his head and said with a straight face, "Sir, let me say it again, I don't know you, you really recognize the wrong person!" ”
Qin Yumo suddenly stood up at this time, pointed to the ground behind Hu Qiang and shouted: "Zhang Yida!" Look, your money is gone! ”
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, did not look back, but looked at Qin Yumo, and pouted helplessly:
"What the hell are you doing here, lady?
What Zhang Yida? What did my money drop? When is it, is it still fun to play this?
Again, my name is Hu Qiang, not Zhang Yida! And I never go out with money!
What age is it, now it's all scan code payment, or swipe the card and brush the face, who still has money on them? ”
Qin Yumo was stunned, frowning thoughtfully: "This is not fooled, is he really not Zhang Wei?" ”
"Nonsense!" Hu Qiang rolled his eyes, "Of course I'm not Zhang Wei!" Also, who can be deceived by such a childish method? Don't take it out and embarrass people in the future. ”
Qin Yumo was stunned for a moment, and then became angry: "What did you say?" You say I'm ashamed? ”
"Or else?" Hu Qiang learned from Ouyang Mofei's appearance, the old god looked at her with slanted eyes, and said in a contemptuous tone, "Do you want me to say that you are very clever in tricks that didn't work more than ten years ago?" Please, you're insulting my intelligence! ”
"You, you ......"
After you clicked a few times, Qin Yumo suddenly turned his head to look at Hu Yifei: "Yifei, he is not Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei is not so shrewd!" ”
Hu Yifei frowned and stared at Hu Qiang, and shook his head slightly: "It's hard to say, it's too early to draw conclusions, after all, Zhang Wei is not the same as before, let alone the current Zhang Wei." ”
Speaking of this, Hu Yifei also pointed to his temple, obviously telling Qin Yumo that Zhang Wei was sick in the brain at this time and could not be compared with normal Zhang Wei.
As soon as he heard Hu Yifei say this, and then looked at Hu Yifei's actions, Hu Qiang was directly laughed at angrily.
After laughing, Hu Qiang exhaled, and then said with a serious face to Hu Yifei, who was obviously the leader:
"I repeat, I'm not Zhang Wei, no!
I ask you, all of them are so adults, can you do things reliably?
Even if I look like that Zhang Wei, but I'm not alone, is it really difficult to separate?
I'm obviously not him, right? ”
"How do you prove that you are not Zhang Wei?" Hu Yifei asked with his arms folded.
Hu Qiang said: "This is easy to say, my mobile phone, my ID card, and my work permit can all prove it." ”
Hu Yifei nodded: "What about your mobile phone, ID card and work permit?" Take it for me to see. ”
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, lowered his head, frowned, and pinched his forehead with his hand.
The reason for this is that Hu Qiang used this way to relieve the headache caused by the hangover, while giving himself a chance to breathe, and taking the opportunity to use his brain quickly to force himself to calm down, so as to come up with a good idea as soon as possible and deal with the current embarrassment.
After all, he can't get his mobile phone and ID to prove himself now.
At the same time, Hu Qiang was still lamenting in his heart:
"Alas, I used to be very happy when I saw you, but why did I really have such a hard time talking to you!
Sure enough, the opposite of comedy is tragedy!
Sad, so sad!
I just went to have a meal and pretended to be a force, why did I encounter this kind of?
How could I be so unlucky!
Even the love apartment is here, this world is too magical!
No, I can't follow their rhythm!
If it goes on like this, sooner or later they will be taken into the ditch!
That's right, I can't be beaten passively, I have to counterattack! ”
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang raised his head violently, looked in the direction of the curry sauce, and smiled at her: "Little girl, what do you call it?" ”
Curry sauce blinked: "Lawyer Zhang, have you forgotten?" My name is Scarlett, but the name is not very nice, you usually call me curry sauce. ”
Hu Qiang frowned: "Shi ...... Forget it, whatever.
Well, yes, when I go out, if I wear a coat, I put my phone and wallet in the jacket pocket of my jacket.
Among them, the left inner pocket holds the wallet, and the right inner pocket puts the mobile phone for easy access.
I have my ID, work card and credit card in my wallet, and everything is clear when you see my ID.
The same goes for my mobile phone, which has my electronic driver's license and electronic social security card, and I will know at a glance whether I am Zhang Wei or not!
But the problem is, when I woke up, I found that my wallet and phone were gone, and your clothes were washed by you last night.
So, where do you put my wallet and phone?
Don't tell me you don't pick your pockets before you do your laundry. ”
Curry Sauce blinked, and then covered his mouth violently: "Mom, I, I really forgot to pick my pocket when I was doing laundry last night!" ”
"You, you ......"
Hu Qiang pointed at the curry sauce a few times, then lowered his head and patted his head, then put down his hand and said to her speechlessly: "Miss Shi, you ...... I...... Oh my God, forget it, count me unlucky! Count me out of luck! ”
After taking two more deep breaths, Hu Qiang said to the curry sauce again: "What, even if the mobile phone and suit are washed, but the wallet and ID card are generally not washed, please go and look at my clothes pocket, go and see my ID card." ”
Curry Sauce was stunned, did not move immediately, but turned his head to look at Hu Yifei.
Seeing this, Hu Qiang also turned his head to look at Hu Yifei, and said with a straight face: "Didn't you say that I was Zhang Wei?"
Now it's simple, just go and dig out my clothes pocket, look at the ID card in my wallet, and everything will naturally be revealed! ”
Hu Yifei looked at Hu Qiang thoughtfully, and then nodded at the curry sauce: "Go, go and see." “
Curry Sauce nodded, and then quickly ran to the balcony to dry clothes.
(End of chapter)