Chapter 19: Ge Lao Tzu Di! (A large chapter that is not easy to split)

A very strange thing happened recently.

After the battle of the Broken Intestine Cliff, the six pure Shenxiu monks seemed to be in love.

…………

At this moment, the Shenxiu monk sat on the edge of the cliff, as light as a spring breeze.

Zhou Zhao sat on a stone brought by a monk, rested his hands on his knees, held up his chin, and watched the sunset with him.

In the distance, Xu Qingyun grinned and secretly observed.

"Isn't this monk six pure, why after the last World War, he asked Senior Sister Zhou to come out to watch the sunset in three days, could it be that he had some crooked thoughts!?"

Suddenly a voice came from behind him:

"Xu Shaoxia, you are too worried, the little master of Shenxiu has a good character, I can guarantee it."

Xu Qingyun looked back, and it turned out that Yue Huaikong had also come to climb the root of the wall.

"When did you come?"

"It's been a while."

“……”

Xu Qingyun couldn't help but feel a little cold in his heart.

If you stab yourself in the back, will the system not be able to react?

"Master Yue, you said that this Shenxiu is a monk, if you don't have any bad intentions, what are you doing to hook up with my senior sister Zhou?"

"Zen."

"What do you mean?"

Xu Qingyun looked sideways.

Yue Huaikong smiled and said:

"Shenxiu's mood was damaged after the war with you, but fortunately Zhou Zhao comforted me to get out, maybe Shenxiu was grateful to her, so he took her as a new Zen to enlighten."

Xu Qingyun frowned: "Can you be beautiful?" ”

Yue Huaikong smiled: "This is an interesting statement. ”

Xu Qingyun worried:

"But Shenxiu is a monk after all, he flirts with Senior Sister Zhou like this, and after attending Zen in the future, he will return to the Zenlin Academy to be his monk, how can Senior Sister Zhou be heartbroken?"

Yue Huaikong smiled and asked:

"Do you know how long Shenxiu's Vajra Zen has been ginseng?"

Xu Qingyun was curious: "How long?" ”

Yue Huaikong said: "I have listened to the Dharma since I was born, and I have been counting it for twenty years. ”

Persistent!

Xu Qingyun asked, "So what?" ”

Yue Huaikong sighed:

"King Kong Zen is twenty years, how long will it take for Zhou Zhao to penetrate this Zen and Shenxiu? Twenty years? Thirty years? Or fifty years? Everyone is just a few tens of cold and summer, and it is difficult for husband and wife to stay together for a lifetime, isn't this enough? ”

Xu Qingyun nodded: "Then I'll rest assured." ”

For those who love each other, even a minute is enough.

If Zhou Zhao is willing, what qualifications does he, the head of the family, have to care.

Yue Huaikong brought a stone, gently placed it on the ground, and put his butt on it.

"Xu Shaoxia, Master Shenxiu has found his own Zen, so what about you? Have you found your way? ”

Xu Qingyun didn't have a good breath and said:

"I don't cultivate the Tao, so what do I do with that thing."

Yue Huaikong shook his head and said:

"This way is not the other way. The real people of the Daomen cultivate the Tao of Immortality, but in addition to them having the Tao in this world, other people should also have their own Dao.

"Poor students study hard, soldiers fight on the battlefield and do not hesitate to shroud their bodies in horse leather, even if it is a child who chases a paper kite, they have their own way.

"If a man has no Tao, he is like a walking corpse.

"After the Shenxiu Vajra Zen is broken by you, you have lost the Tao, so you are sluggish.

But he picked up the Zen of Miss Zhou Zhao again, that is, he found the Tao again, and then his face was radiant.

"You haven't found your way yet, so you're stumbling around like a headless fly."

To put it bluntly, Yue Huaikong's so-called Tao is the goal, for example, Mr. Wang said to earn it 100 million first.

Does Xu Qingyun have no goal?

Yes, it's just not enough for outsiders!

The world laughs at him for being crazy, and he laughs at the world for not being able to see through it!

Xu Qingyun laughed and asked:

"Then what is the Tao of Master Yue?"

Yue Huaikong looked up at the sky, and then looked down at his feet, his expression stunned.

"Everyone in the world is burdened by the world, and there are no exceptions. Yue once wanted to be a hero, but now he can only be a small hero and contribute to this river and lake. ”

"Master Yue Zhuang has found the whereabouts of the group of people from the Bloody Falling Goose Sword Sect?"

"Not yet."

"Then your modest strength is really thin enough."

“……”

Mid-October.

The masters of all walks of life arrived at Dingfeng Village together as if they had agreed in advance.

On the branch outside the village, Xu Qingyun sat and silently counted the heads.

In addition to the people who received the flying pigeon message, there were also some uninvited individual visitors.

There were a lot of idle people waiting, but the main Huifeng Sword Sect was still nowhere to be seen.

Yue Huaikong and the girl who fell wild goose and others walked to the front of the village to greet the guests.

Before he could speak, the masters of all walks of life became excited.

"Master Yue, didn't you say that Xu Qingyun was here with you? What about people? ”

"I heard that kid knocked over Li Tingyan and other fifty people with a sword in Fencheng, so quickly ask him to come out and fight Lao Tzu for three hundred rounds."

"Forget about three hundred rounds, just a rebel who returns to the wind, this hero can abolish him with one move."

"Say that one move will abolish Xu Qingyun's Ge Lao Tzu stand up, Lao Tzu has three hundred rounds, but you say one move, provocation, isn't it?"

"How is it?"

"Ge Lao Zidi, do you draw a way, heads-up or group?"

This group of rabble made Yue Huaikong feel a little sore in the head.

Shout! An unsheathed sword burst through the air, and the scabbard was less than three inches before the entrance, splashing a little rubble.

"Oh my floor!" Yue Huaikong felt a pain in his heart.

Everyone looked in the direction where the sword came from, and saw a young man in Tsing Yi sitting on the branch.

"Where did you come from, didn't you see your grandfathers discussing things?"

The strong man with the knife who threatened to fight Xu Qingyun for 300 rounds spoke with an extremely authentic local accent.

Xu Qingyun said lightly:

"Didn't you come to find grandpa on this trip? I took a picture, but I didn't know each other? ”

The man carrying the knife raised his eyebrows:

"Are you Xu Qingyun?"

Xu Qingyun smiled: "It's grandpa me." ”

The woman who fell wild goose couldn't help laughing, and some of the people gathered outside the village couldn't help but say "Kuku" twice.

The man with the knife realized that he was surrounded by Xu Qingyun as a grandson, and immediately looked at those who laughed at him, and spat fragrantly:

"Ge Lao Tzu drops, don't laugh."

The woman who fell wild goose covered her mouth: "...... Ku"

The people in the rivers and lakes turned their heads: "Kuku ......"

Seeing that there was still laughter, the man carrying the knife shook his big knife, swept around, and said angrily:

"Ge Lao Tzu, who is still laughing, you have to stand up and see if Lao Tzu doesn't cut off your dog's head."

Everyone looked certain, and suddenly quieted down a little.

The man with the knife only thought that everyone was afraid of him, so he was satisfied, raised his head to look at the young man on the branch, and shouted:

"Xu Zai, come down and fight Lao Tzu for three hundred rounds."

Xu Qingyun bowed his head forward:

"Xu doesn't fight the unknown, which grandson are you, report your name."

The man carrying the knife obviously didn't have a very good brain, and said bluntly:

"Lao Tzu Xing will not change his name, he will not change his surname, and he will leak his son Wang Tu."

More leaky Wang Tu?

I haven't heard of it, so I guess it's a minion!

Xu Qingyun complained silently and replied:

"Eh, grandson, grandpa will reward you with candy to eat."

People in the rivers and lakes who don't think it's a big deal to eat melons followed suit.

"Hahaha......"

"What's more, you've been tricked."

"What's more, you're so stupid!"

When Wang Tu heard this, he realized that he had become a grandson again.

He raised his knife and pointed at Xu Qingyun and shouted:

"Ge Lao Tzu drops, Hugh is so fast that he has a kind of fight with Lao Tzu for 300 rounds."

"Ge Lao Tzu Di!" Xu Qingyun smiled and learned his words.

Everyone laughed again.

Wang Tu was even more angry: "Ge Lao Tzu, learn Lao Tzu to speak, Lao Tzu will kill you now." ”

Xu Qingyun saw that the atmosphere was almost over, got up and looked at the group of Jianghu guests, and said with a smile:

"Ge Lao Tzu, if you want to kill Lao Tzu and become famous, if you have the ability, you can come to the Broken Bowel Cliff to fight, do you dare?"

When the people in the rivers and lakes heard this, this kid was so arrogant, and immediately responded:

"Why don't you dare!"

Xu Qingyun was secretly proud in his heart, and he could go to the Broken Intestine Cliff to brush the exercises.

However, the women frowned.

The last time the head and the monk Shenxiu competed on the cliff of broken intestines, they repeatedly fell off the cliff and almost died, how could they be in danger again?

They glanced at each other, and finally Zhou Zhao was pushed out.

She raised the corners of her mouth and said loudly:

"You reckless men, what are you talking about, our head of martial arts is world-famous, and even Master Shenxiu is not his opponent, just rely on you? I'm afraid I'm tired of being alive and want to be a lonely ghost with a broken bowel cliff? ”

The corners of Xu Qingyun's mouth twitched slightly.

I'm a Senior Sister Zhou, if you don't fall in love with Monk Shenxiu, what are you fooling in?

This is the long-planned conspiracy of the master!

Wang Tu sneered:

"Little girl, what nonsense! Master Shenxiu's King Kong Zen world no one can break, Lao Tzu was fortunate to discuss a few tricks with the master in the Zen Forest Temple, and even the corners of his clothes were defeated without touching the corners, your head of the family is just a hairy doll, and defeated Master Shenxiu, why don't you say that he also defeated the host of the Zenlin Temple? It's really a cow that you have blown up to the sky. Hahahaha......"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Someone chimed in:

"What's more, the Luoyan Sword Sect was washed in blood, and all the elites in the door became the souls under the enemy's butcher's knife, and all that was left was a few swords that could not hold the sword steadily, so why should you be as knowledgeable as him, and take a walk...... Go to the Broken Bowel Cliff. ”

Xu Qingyun said wonderfully, ready to beckon all the heroes to go to the Broken Intestine Cliff.

Zhou Zhao was so angry that he said confidently:

"This is what I saw with my own eyes, and there were also my senior sister and Yue Zhuang Master present at the time, if you don't believe it, you can ask if it's true or false."

Without waiting for more leaks to speak, another person from the rivers and lakes stood up and said:

"Your senior sister is a person who is all the way with you, of course she will help you talk!"

Zhou Zhao looked at Yue Huaikong:

"Master Yue, you testify to me, is what I said true?"

The eyes of the people from afar all looked at Yue Huaikong.

If the female disciples of the Luoyan Sword Sect said this, they would definitely not believe it.

But if you nod your head at the storm, it's worth thinking twice.

Yue Huaikong thought for a moment and said:

"There is still an article on this matter, according to Yue, Xu Shaoxia is not the opponent of Shenxiu's little master."

Xu Qingyun smiled, he could still talk nonsense with his eyes open, what a sinister person!

But in fact, he also knew in his heart that if Monk Shenxiu really did it, he was indeed not an opponent now.

The reason why Shenxiu Monk was able to defeat that day was that Shenxiu Monk only defended and did not attack, and secondly, he was gloomy and ecstasy palm just restrained Vajra Zen.

If Monk Shenxiu used Donkey Kong with all his might, Xu Qingyun would definitely have another defeat, and he would even be able to brush up on another wave of exercises.

Later, Xu Qingyun also thought about asking Monk Shenxiu to fight again, but after that battle, Monk Shenxiu only had Zhou Zhao as a "Zen" in his eyes.

Besides, he thought that Shenxiu was a monk, even if King Kong was angry, he might not be able to kill himself, and he couldn't force a desperate situation, so he couldn't trigger the reward, so he simply dispelled this idea.

At this moment, Yue Huaikong denied this matter, which was a good thing for Xu Qingyun's plan.

The people in the rivers and lakes laughed one after another:

"Little Nizi, bragging."

The women who fell wild geese looked at Yue Huaikong in confusion.

Master Huiya said before that Dingfeng Bo is the best man in the rivers and lakes, why is black and white reversed?

Senior Sister Zhou was even more angry, and asked on the spot: "Master Yue, how can you talk nonsense with your eyes open!" ”

Yue Huaikong said lightly: "Miss Zhou, Yue Mou is just keeping his eyes open, so he can't speak with a clear conscience." ”

Even more leaky Wang Tu said: "I'll just say, how can Master Shenxiu be defeated!" ”

Zhou Zhao suddenly had a feeling of being speechless, and he was so anxious that he cried:

"Master Yue, you are too bad, you bully people!"

"......" Yue Huaikong saw the little girl crying so sadly, and he felt a little unbearable.

But I'm just telling the truth, do you want to help Miss Zhou lie in order to comfort her?

This kind of thing, he can't do it in an upright way.

People in the rivers and lakes only find it boring.

"It's even more leaky, don't bully other people's little Nizi."

"That's it, go to the Broken Bowel Cliff."

"Xu Qingyun, if there is a kind, lead the way."

Everyone shouted and raised their weapons.

Xu Qingyun jumped down from the branch, pulled out the sword inserted into the stone steps, looked at the little white rabbit, and quipped:

"Senior Sister Zhou, don't cry, my little heart is going to be broken! Do you want to cry to death so that I can change the new leader? ”

Zhou Zhao choked and said:

"Master, but I'm telling the truth, why don't they believe it!?"

Xu Qingyun sighed slightly, pointed at everyone present with a horizontal sword, and said coldly:

"The rivers and lakes are like this, whoever has the ability will listen to whom. Practice the swordsmanship I gave you, and one day, they will all be defeated by your men. ”

Zhou Zhao whined twice, and his tears became more and more unstoppable.

Xu Qingyun was having a headache when a voice suddenly came:

"Amitabha, donors, Miss Zhou is not lying, the poor monk was indeed defeated by Xu Shaoxia."

Monk Shenxiu slowly walked out of the crowd.

Even more leaky Wang Tu was shocked: "Master Shenxiu, is this true? ”

Shenxiu bowed slightly: "Monks don't speak." ”

Wang Tu took a deep breath, suddenly changed his face, and hugged his fist at Zhou Zhao:

"Miss Zhou, it's Lao Tzu who is abrupt, I didn't expect what you said to be true, I'm sorry."

Zhou Zhao was stunned for a moment, and his tears suddenly stopped.

She looked at the monk happily and felt that he was becoming more and more handsome.

At this moment, Xu Qingyun frowned.

He thinks something doesn't taste right!

Even more leaky Wang Tu hugged Xu Qingyun again:

"Ge Lao Tzu drop! Xu Shaoxia, Master Shenxiu's Buddhism is boundless, you really defeated him, Lao Tzu is convinced, this fight is not fought. ”

Immediately afterwards, Wang Tu looked at other people in the rivers and lakes, and said loudly:

"Ladies and gentlemen, Lao Tzu advises you, even Master Yue Zhuang can't break Master Shenxiu's King Kong Zen, you should weigh your strength before challenging Xu Shaoxia! Ge Lao Tzu drips ......"