After confidently saying those words to Zhuge Dali, Hu Qiang picked up his mobile phone, dialed the number, and then waited quietly, and Zhuge Dali also looked at Hu Qiang quietly and said nothing.

Soon, there was a voice on the other end of the phone, but it was not the voice of Hu Qiang's mother, but a standard female announcer's voice, prompting "The mobile phone you dialed has been turned off, please dial it later." ”

"Shut down?" Hu Qiang was stunned, and then quickly called the nanny Su Damiao, but the result was that the mobile phone was turned off.

Suddenly, Hu Qiang patted his head violently: "Oops, I forgot!" I had booked a tour group for my mom before, and starting this weekend, my mom and my daughter, as well as the nanny I hired for them, the three of us went to Sanya together, and now we may be on the plane, so I can't call. ”

"Oh." Zhuge nodded calmly.

Seeing the other party's expression, he seemed to feel a little embarrassed, Hu Qiang said again: "But don't worry, I still have colleagues, so I'll call my colleagues." ”

As a result, after picking up the mobile phone, Hu Qiang frowned for a while and delayed dialing the number.

"What's wrong?" Zhuge vigorously asked, "Why don't you dial?" ”

Hu Qiang said with a sad face: "No, we usually use WeChat to call, rarely call directly like this, even if it is a call, I also store their phone numbers in the mobile phone in advance, and then mark them with their names, and when they are used, they are directly dialed out, and generally do not dial the number, so, I can't remember their phone number!" ”

Zhuge Dali frowned: "Can't you remember any of them?" ”

"Well...... Hu Qiang raised his head and thought about it, "Yes, there is still something!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang looked at Zhuge Dali: "That's right, I remember Ouyang Mofei's phone number, which is the person who looks very similar to you!" You wait, I'll hit her! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang dialed Ouyang Mofei's phone, but the phone was quickly connected, but it turned out to be a beep, and Ouyang Mofei's impatient voice message directly appeared:

"It doesn't matter if you're a liar, a salesman, a bank, or some messy scumbag, hurry up and get away from the old lady, and don't bother the old lady!

I only warn you this time, if you don't listen to the persuasion and dare to continue to harass the old lady, then don't blame the old lady for being polite!

When the time comes, my phone will start an automatic anti-harassment program, greet you once a minute, greet you until you crash, try if you don't believe it! ”

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang hurriedly hung up, after all, this mobile phone is Zhuge Dali's, but he can't let Zhuge Dali be hurt because of his own mess.

And he knew that Ouyang Mofei was definitely not joking, after all, he had learned something similar once before, but that was when he first moved to the Ministry of Forced Affairs.

It seems that Ouyang Mofei has set up an automatic answering program for his mobile phone, and facing calls from colleagues is different from facing strange calls.

Obviously, Zhuge Dali's mobile phone number is a typical unfamiliar number for Ouyang Mofei, and it is naturally a plan to deal with unfamiliar numbers.

After hanging up the phone, Hu Qiang smiled vigorously at the silent Zhuge Dali: "Ahahaha, this, this Mo Fei is a little flying, she ...... Well, don't mention her. ”

Finding that Zhuge Dali still looked at himself and didn't speak, Hu Qiang, who was a little embarrassed, scratched his head, and then smiled: "Don't be afraid, I still have a way, you wait a minute, give me some time, I'll think about it again." ”

At this moment, Hu Qiang turned his head and suddenly found that a snack truck was parked on the side of the road not far away, and the billboard on it read: "Spicy crayfish, spicy fried snails, fresh wild and natural, you can't stop eating it!" ”

Seeing this, Hu Qiang's eyes lit up, slapped his thigh, and pointed to the snack lane: "There is, look there!" ”

Zhuge was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, he was also stunned: "There are still stalls here?" When was this? ”

"Leave that alone." Hu Qiang smiled, "Miss Zhuge , I remember that Zhang Wei can't eat crayfish, he is allergic when he eats it, right?" ”

Zhuge nodded vigorously: "Yes." ”

"That's it!" Hu Qiang smiled, "It's better to say a thousand things and ten thousand, than a mouthful of crayfish!" ”

"So, let's go buy a portion of crayfish, I'll eat it with your noodles, and you see if I'm allergic.

If I have allergies, it means that I may be Zhang Wei's new personality.

But if I don't have allergies, it naturally means that I am not Zhang Wei, but someone else.

Spirits can be split, but allergies can't be split, right? ”

Zhuge vigorously frowned and said: "Hu Qiang, don't want it, there's no need to test your own body!" ”

"No, it has to!" Hu Qiang waved his hand, "If you don't eat crayfish, how can you know that I'm not Zhang Wei?" That's it! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang trotted over to the snack cart, and soon ran to the side of the snack cart, and then said to the stall owner: "Master, how much is the spicy crayfish?" ”

The stall owner said in an authentic Sichuan dialect: "Thirty yuan a piece!" It's cheap! ”

"Well, then bring me a spicy crayfish!" Hu Qiang said, "It's okay to be slightly spicy." ”

"Got it!" The stall owner responded in a mouthful of Sichuanese, and then began to put on disposable gloves and make crayfish in a slippery manner.

At this moment, Zhuge Dali also ran over, saw the master loading crayfish, and immediately asked, "Master, are you really wild?" ”

"Of course, Zisa!" The master said while loading crayfish, "I am all pure wild, pure natural!" ”

"Not farmed?" Zhuge asked with a frown.

"Definitely not Sa!" The master said with a smile.

Speaking of which, the master gave Hu Qiang a box of crayfish: "You want to drop spicy crayfish, okay!" ”

Hu Qiang took it with a smile, and then said vigorously to Zhuge : "Miss Zhuge , don't you don't believe that I am Hu Qiang, and think that I am the same person as Zhang Wei?" No problem, I'll eat crayfish in front of you, so that you can witness with your own eyes, I, whether it is Zhang Wei or not! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang picked up a crayfish and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

"Wait!" Zhuge vigorously frowned and shook his head, "Don't eat it!" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Don't worry, I have a number!" I'm Hu Qiang, not Zhang Wei, I used to eat this kind of crayfish a lot, there is nothing wrong with it, I am not allergic to this, I don't believe I eat it for you! ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang skillfully broke the shrimp head, and he had to sip the shrimp paste in his mouth first.

But at this moment, Zhuge vigorously grabbed Hu Qiang's arm: "Hu Qiang, don't eat, even if you don't have allergies, don't eat!" ”

"Why?" Hu Qiang frowned.

Zhuge said vigorously: "Because if this is really a wild crayfish, the heavy metals must exceed the standard, and there may be various parasites and viruses, which cannot be eaten indiscriminately." ”

Immediately afterwards, Zhuge vigorously turned his head to the stall owner and said, "Do you have a health permit?" Where do your crayfish come from? What is the place of origin? And these snails of yours, are they really snails? I think it's clearly a snail, right? ”

The stall owner frowned, and rolled up his sleeves viciously: "Little girl, what do you mean?" Coming looking for trouble, huh? ”

Zhuge Dali was just about to speak, when suddenly a middle-aged woman appeared not far away, rushing over with a group of uniformed people.

Immediately after, the middle-aged woman ran over and pointed at the stall owner and screamed, "It's him, it's him, it's him!"

It's the snails and crayfish he sold us!

After my mother bought it back and ate it, she vomited and diarrhea, diarrhea and vomiting, and everyone was sent to the hospital for rescue!

Quick, grab him! Don't let him run! ”

(End of chapter)