554 Hu Qiang's plan to lead the water to the east
Zeng Xiaoxian's sudden appearance was obviously unexpected by Hu Qiang.
In addition, Hu Qiang was wearing a suit at this time, and for the sake of image, he deliberately tied the top collar button of his shirt before coming.
Now Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Hu Qiang's collar as soon as he came up, and kept shaking it, which was actually no different from getting stuck in the neck, and directly covered Hu Qiang, his face became more and more red, and he was completely speechless.
It was Zhuge Dali who was the first to notice that something was wrong, and was the first to come back to his senses, and hurriedly shouted: "Teacher Zeng, let go, he can't breathe!" ”
After hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, but stopped shaking Hu Qiang's head, but he still didn't let go for a while.
On the contrary, Hu Yifei also reacted at this time, and immediately yelled at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Let go!" Are you going to suffocate him? ”
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly let go, his face full of regret.
Only then did Hu Qiang open his mouth and take a few breaths, and then unbuttoned the top collar button of his shirt.
After taking a few breaths, Hu Qiang frowned and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Are you sick?" Sneak attack me, still stuck in the neck? Do you want to kill someone? ”
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Zhang Wei......"
"Phew!" Hu Qiang hurriedly said, "Who is Zhang Wei, Lao Tzu is Hu Qiang!" ”
"Ah, yes, yes, Hu Qiang!" Zeng Xiaoxian licked his face and rubbed his hands, and said with a hippie smile.
"I'm sorry, Zhang, no, Mr. Hu, I was impulsive and reckless just now, and I shouldn't have made a move on you.
But who made you just say that you and me, no, who asked you to say what Zhang Wei and my wife are?
This, this you are also a man, you should understand.
What would you do if you saw your wife kissing me and me with another man? ”
Hu Qiang, who was pulling his collar, rolled his eyes: "Get (neng) to kill him!" ”
"Isn't that all there is to it?" Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands, "So I heard you, no, so I heard Zhang Wei and my wife ......"
Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face changed: "Wait, you haven't said it yet, what exactly do Zhang Wei and my wife have?"
Have they ever held hands, have they ever kissed each other? Is there a sticking out tongue? Is there a ...... together Ah, it's so shameful for me to speak!
Anyway, you, no, did they do something sorry for me behind my back? ”
Hu Qiang blinked: "Eh, this question ......?"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang was about to explain, but suddenly glanced at Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia and others who were standing at the door.
After seeing these people, Hu Qiang subconsciously frowned, then rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of a trick to lead the water to the east.
That's right, anyway, it's so messy now, so it's better to make a complete mess, maybe you can fish in troubled waters.
Anyway, in the final analysis, isn't it acting, isn't it just a sitcom, isn't it just satisfying the audience.
As long as it is chaotic and high, the audience is cool, or the attention is attracted, maybe you can take the opportunity to slip away.
Ma Dan, in this case, there is a high probability that he accidentally walked into a certain blocked area, and for some reason, passively participated in a certain plot.
If you don't want to keep playing, the only way is to fish in troubled waters and find a chance to sneak out.
According to the previous situation, as long as he can escape from this temporarily sealed area, then the affairs here have nothing to do with him.
Otherwise, those high-dimensional beings would not have used all kinds of obvious accidents to force themselves back.
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang did not choose to explain to Zeng Xiaoxian, but deliberately lowered his head and sighed: "Alas, once the sea was difficult to water, this kind of problem, for a while, I, I am difficult to explain to you." ”
"What's so hard to explain about that?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Tell me the truth!" ”
"Because ......" Hu Qiang looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was full of anxiety, sighed again, lowered his head and said, "Because of that kind of scene, it is really inappropriate for children!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly pressed his temples with both hands, and took two steps back with a shocked face: "Shouldn't children? Could it be, does it say...... The top of my head has already turned into a green prairie? Or was it my best friend? ”
Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, then looked at Hu Qiang who sighed with a sad face, and then looked at Hu Yifei, who was leaning against the door with his arms clasped with his hands in his hands, his face was pale.
Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian was aggrieved and wanted to cry: "You, one of you is my best friend, and the other is the person I love the most, and as a result, the result is like this to me?" You guys, you're too much of a bully! It's too much! ”
Hearing this, Hu Yifei squinted his eyes, couldn't hold back any longer, and yelled violently: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are enough!"
Who am I, don't you know? Am I that kind of person?
In short, I haven't kissed Zhang Wei, I haven't stuck out my tongue, and I haven't done anything, the top of your head is very safe, there is no prairie! ”
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and he no longer wanted to cry: "Yifei, you really don't have green me?" ”
"Nonsense!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "Others don't know, you don't know yet?" The first time for the old lady is not ...... Ahh ”
"Oh......" Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia and Curry Sauce let out malicious boos together.
Everyone else also stared at Hu Yifei, and Hu Yifei's eyes were confused for a while, his cheeks were red, and he couldn't even cover the thick foundation.
Zeng Xiaoxian blinked, touched his chin, and also reacted: "Yes, your ...... Oh no, I was drunk that time, and I don't know if there was a ......."
"Enough!" Hu Yifei suddenly shouted and stopped Zeng Xiaoxian's nonsense, "When is it, still talking nonsense, get out of the way!" ”
"Oh!" Zeng Xiaoxian subconsciously stepped aside.
But soon, he reacted and said loudly again: "No, Yifei, this is not a trivial matter, this matter must be clarified today!" ”
"That's it." Chen Meijia coaxed with a smile next to her, "This kind of thing, how can you not explain it earlier?" Hurry up, everyone is waiting to hear it. ”
"Listen to what?" Hu Yifei rolled his eyes, "Warning you, don't come to coax!" The old lady is annoyed now! ”
"Isn't that okay?" Lu Ziqiao frowned beside him and said, "Yifei, I thought you had already told Teacher Zeng about your past with Zhang Wei, so you didn't say it?"
Yifei, it's so wrong for you to do this, no wonder Mr. Zeng is sad now.
After all, he is also a man, and there are some things that he can't bear.
In fact, there are some things, what happens is what happens, and I think that you still have to be honest in life. ”
"Wait!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, do you also know about Zhang Wei and my wife?" ”
Lu Ziqiao nodded solemnly: "Well, I know, after all......
In short, I only know that Zhang Wei and Yifei have indeed been on a blind date, and the two have been alone, but I don't know the specific details, after all, you know, this kind of thing, outsiders are not good to be present! ”
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian gasped and was about to speak.
Lu Ziqiao suddenly said: "Ah, by the way, I suddenly remembered!"
Although I don't know what happened to Zhang Wei and Yifei that day, I remember very well that after Yifei and Zhang Wei went on a blind date, she smiled and asked me for Zhang Wei's phone number like crazy, saying that it felt good to be with Zhang Wei, and if you want to continue to associate with him, you must find him!
Ah, Yifei's feeling at that time was like first love, and it was like ......"
"Shut up!" Hu Yifei angrily pinched his waist with both hands, glared at Lu Ziqiao and yelled.
"Lu Ziqiao, do you dare to say it? After all, it wasn't you who did it? How dare you find a random stranger to fool me?
If it weren't for you, Zhang Wei and I would have been together a long time ago, and now maybe the children will play soy sauce! ”
"Oh......" Chen Meijia, Curry Sauce, Qin Yumo and Zhao Haitang immediately let out a neat boo, while the others also looked at Hu Yifei together.
"No, no, no!" Hu Yifei hurriedly said, "It's not like that, it's not what you think!"
I mean, at that time, I, he, Zhang Wei...... Hey, anyway, Zhang Wei and I just went on a blind date, talked, chatted for a while, and didn't do anything else.
And even if it's a chat, it's not complete, we are halfway through, I answered a phone call, and then Zhang Wei secretly ran away halfway, so I didn't find it for a long time, so I went to Ziqiao to ask Zhang Wei for a phone number. ”
Lu Ziqiao squinted his eyes and said: "Yifei, don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, you dare to say that you were not interested in Zhang Wei at that time?" ”
Hu Yifei blinked, his eyes were chaotic and said: "Well, we were really happy to talk at that time, if you want to say that you are tempting, you can't say that there is no ......"
"Hah! Let's show it! Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Ziqiao said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, this is what Yifei said herself, I didn't force her, you heard it!" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei with a shocked face: "Yifei, you ......"
"Oh, don't listen to Ziqiao's nonsense!" Hu Yifei hurriedly said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "You don't know who he is?" I'm afraid that if the world is not chaotic, it will talk nonsense! ”
"Then have you ever been on a blind date with Zhang Wei?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Have you ever been moved by Zhang Wei?" ”
Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment, blinked and said, "Blind date...... It's been a meeting, and I did move my heart at the time, but it's not what you think! In short, you are very safe on your head, and if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful of my family law! ”
"Feifei, ...... you" Zeng Xiaoxian once again had a crying expression on his face, and said aggrievedly, "You did something sorry for me, and you still murdered me?" Or in front of so many people?
My self-esteem as a man was beaten to pieces at this moment!
Xiao Feifei, you are too much, too domineering, too bullying!
I'm not alive anymore!
Don't stop me, I'm going to jump off the building, jump off the building! ”
Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and made a move to jump off the building.
It's a pity that no one stopped him, even Hu Yifei ignored him.
Zeng Xiaoxian stopped after taking two steps, turned his head to look at everyone, and said with a puzzled expression: "I'm hurt by love, I have no face, I'm going to jump off the building, you won't stop me?" ”
Qin Yumo said angrily: "If you want to jump off the building, hurry up, we are still waiting to hear the gossip." ”
Immediately afterwards, Qin Yumo said to Hu Yifei: "Yifei, what happened to you and Zhang Wei in the first place?" Hurry up! I'm in a hurry! ”
"Uh-huh!" Curry Sauce nodded hurriedly.
"Teacher Hu." Zhao Haitang also said seriously on the side, "I think it's better for you to explain things clearly in public, so as not to continue to misunderstand."
Especially Mr. Zeng, you see, what is he in a hurry?
You don't want him to really misunderstand you and really jump off the building, right? ”
Hu Yifei shook his fist: "What's the mess?" Shut up for me, dare to talk nonsense and chew the root of your tongue again, be careful that I make a trick! ”
Seeing that Hu Yifei was furious, Zhao Haitang hurriedly looked at Zhuge Dali: "Dali, you also want to know about Zhang Wei and Teacher Hu's past, right?" ”
Zhuge blinked vigorously, then nodded, and said to Hu Yifei: "Teacher Hu, don't get excited, calm down first."
I think there must be a misunderstanding here. ”
"Nonsense!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, "Of course it's a misunderstanding!" ”
Zhuge smiled vigorously: "Since it is a misunderstanding, it is better to spread out the words while everyone is here."
As long as you explain things clearly, everyone will naturally not be cranky, and they will not continue to misunderstand you, don't you think? ”
(End of chapter)