Chapter VII: Ruling the Rogues
A woodcutter came over and looked at the fruit: "Yo! This fruit is quite novel, I have never seen it before, I don't know what it is called? ”
Li Dao replied: "Linglong fruit, which can prolong life, one hundred and two." ”
"Huh? So expensive? ”
The old man waved his hand and shook his head and left.
After a while, another aunt came with a child.
"This fruit looks so delightful!"
As he spoke, he picked it up and weighed it.
The child was making a fuss: "I want to see it too, I want to watch it too." ”
Li Dao reminded: "This fruit is precious, one hundred taels and one, and you will have to pay if you break it." ”
"Cut!"
"What is so expensive to sell? No wonder no one buys your fruit for half a day, I see, at most one. ”
Li Dao shook his head: "Don't bargain." ”
"Hey, you lad! Will you be able to do business? If you do this business, the northwest wind will not be able to drink! ”
The aunt began to teach him how to do business, and he got a lot of it.
And her child picked up the fruit and wanted to nibble on it!
Li Dao ignored it, saw him take a bite, and immediately shouted: "Ten taels in one bite!" ”
The aunt didn't care: "The child is not sensible, it's just naughty, how can you deal with the child?" Besides, you broken fruit......"
Li Dao didn't care, grabbed the child: "It's okay not to give ten taels, two slaps." ”
"Hey, why are you like this? I don't want any of you's broken fruit! ”
After that, he threw Li Dao's exquisite fruit to the ground vigorously, dragged his grandson, and was about to leave.
Li Dao sneered: "Am I easy to provoke? If it were that world, I really couldn't help it, and you would dare in this world? ”
A big hand grabs, and the child gets it. The child cried, scratched, kicked and hit Li Dao. Li Dao pinched it gently, and he was in great pain!
"I'm going to cure you for ADHD today!"
Li Dao was merciless and grabbed his muscles and bones: "The more you move, the more it hurts, I'll see how long you can pounce!" ”
The child screamed in pain: "Help me, save me!" ”
Aunt was angry: "Hit the child!" Hit the kids! ”
However, as if the others couldn't hear her, no one paid attention to her.
"Do you think I'm an ordinary person? If you don't take out a hundred taels and buy this exquisite fruit, the two of you won't be able to leave this place for the rest of your lives! ”
The aunt stepped forward to catch Li Dao, but was directly bounced away!
I wanted to run to call someone, but I was also bounced back.
She's finally scared!
"Immortals! Immortals spare their lives! I don't know Taishan with eyes, you adults have a lot, let go of the child! ”
"Don't talk about this uselessness! One hundred taels! ”
The aunt cried: "We are just poor people, where can we get a hundred taels!" I beg the immortals to have mercy on us, and I beg the immortals! ”
"What are you pretending to be if you don't have money? Is it a pain in the body every day? If you don't take the bear child to find trouble, you will die? ”
"Immortal, I was wrong!"
"Forget it, use one of this kid's arms to pay it back!"
"Immortals, don't!" The aunt cried on her knees, "Don't be an immortal!" He's just a kid! Without an arm, what will he do in the future! We know it's wrong, we know it's wrong. ”
"Will an apology restore my fruit? He took a bite, how else can I sell? I'm also very short of money! Li Dao shook his head, "I knew why I had to do it today!" Or a hundred taels, or an arm. ”
"Immortals cut me! Cut mine, cut mine. "Aunt kowtow and beg.
"The main thing is that people like you don't give some lessons, it's hard to remember for a long time!" Li Daojian pointed together and slashed.
"Do one good deed a day, and if you do it for a hundred days, your arm will not fall off."
Li Dao let go of the child: "Educate the child well, next time there will be no immortal who is so good at speaking!" ”
"Thank you immortals, thank you immortals!"
The aunt ran home with the child.
Li Dao picked up the exquisite fruit on the ground, and after a little, it was restored to its original state: "If it really spoils Lao Tzu's fruit, I won't let it go so easily!" ”
Keep setting up stalls and keep selling.
In the afternoon, the two rode tall horses and followed a group of people from the east side of the street.
Fei Zhong, You Hun!
As soon as Jiang Ziya went to Kunlun, it was already over, and when it was time for the Four Saints Xiqi to meet Ziya, soon these two traitors would be dragged by Wen Taishi to join the army, and then Jiang Ziya cast a spell and froze to death in Qishan.
Since you are all dying and the money is useless, you might as well give it to me!
Thinking about it like this, Li Dao thought about it.
When the two of them walked to the front of the stall, Li Dao stepped forward: "The two adults are slow, and the little ones have something to say!" ”
When the attendants saw that someone was disturbing, they wanted to blast out.
Li Daolang said: "As soon as the cold ice comes, the meaning of the year will be understood; It's useless to have a daughter, and you can make a wedding dress for a lifetime! ”
The two of them heard this and had a deep meaning, and after a little recollection, they thought of the words deduced by Xibo Hou Jichang back then, saying that the two of them would freeze to death, and they couldn't help frowning.
"Who's making a fuss here?"
"A fruit seller."
"Bring it!"
Li Dao came to the two of them and saluted: "Hello two adults!" ”
"You're a fruit seller?"
"Fortune telling, too!"
"Oh? Do you know who I am? ”
"The two are the ministers of the humerus today."
"Hah!"
The two flipped off their horses: "What fruit are you selling?" ”
"Overseas strange fruits, one can prolong life for a hundred years." Li Dao didn't know how many years he would prolong his life, so he blew it casually.
"Oh? So magical? Fei Zhong looked at it, "It's really cute!" How much does it cost? ”
"Five hundred taels."
"Five hundred taels? It's too expensive! ”
"Hey!" Li Dao shook his head, "It's hard to buy an inch of time, even if you have a lot of money, once you go to the crane, you will be empty-handed!" ”
You Hun felt that this person's conversation was very meaningful: "How are you doing your hexagram?" ”
"One word knows the rise and fall, and one bite breaks life and death!"
"Boast!"
"If you don't believe me, you can write a word."
You Hun said: "Since you are a fruit seller, then 'fruit'!" ”
Li Dao didn't know how to measure words, but He had already guessed about the same in You Hun's mind.
Li Dao began to explain the words: "Fruit, country, it shows that adults are worried about national affairs, this is one of them." Uta, fields, and land are also rivers and mountains, one by one, it is the support of two adults! So, I say that the two of you are the ministers of the humerus. This is the second one. ”
The two nodded slightly.
"However, a long stand sticking out of this field pierced the hearts of the two adults! This is the third one! ”
When the two of them heard this, they couldn't stop nodding: "And the fourth?" ”
"Exactly! Fruit, when the time comes, it will be picked and eaten, and the trees that have worked hard to produce will be beautiful to others! This is the fourth! ”
The two frowned and sighed: "What can I do? Ask the immortals for advice! ”
"Of course, your way of salvation is also in this fruit word!" Seeing that the time was ripe, Li Dao began to sell his Linglong fruit.
"What do you mean by that?"
"One, this fruit is an overseas immortal fruit, the song has never had it, and it can prolong life for a hundred years, if the adults buy it and offer it to the king, it must be a great joy in the sacred heart, so as to reuse the two more, maybe you can take the opportunity to get rid of that person. Second, the two adults have been calculated, I am afraid that there will be a disaster of ice and snow, this fruit can not only prolong life, but also prevent disasters and disasters! ”
"It's amazing!"
"Five hundred taels, it's already very cheap!"
Li Dao thought that it was a matter of course, and he was going to collect the cash.
"Good! Well said! Come on! Confiscated his stall! ”