Chapter 44: Stealing Peaches
The black donkey caught the fruit with the donkey's hooves, threw it into his mouth, sat on the bench, and chewed: "The master told me before that I forgot my name. So, can only answer you somewhere. ”
"......" Li Dao was speechless, but no wonder he: he couldn't even remember the three questions, what could he remember?
"Then why can the system summon you?"
The black donkey swallowed and took another fruit, wanting to explain, but forgot how to explain: "Uh...... I seem to know. ”
"What do you mean by seeming to know? You won't forget it again, will you? What can your brain remember? ”
"Don't make noise! I'm not trying to make memories for you! The black donkey thought as he chewed.
"I think you're trying to eat!"
"Alright! I forgot! Anyway, there is some kind of contract. When I signed it at the time, I must have agreed, but as for why I agreed, I forgot about it, and it doesn't matter. ”
"Then you won't forget your master, will you?"
"This won't! I can't remember anything else, but my master can remember! ”
"And who is your master?"
"You!"
"......" Li Dao's face was black, "The last term!" ”
"Master!"
"The previous master!"
"It's the previous master! You're so weird! Isn't the previous master the previous one? ”
Li Dao took a deep breath: "His name." ”
"Master."
“…… Who would use the word 'master' as a name? ”
"I keep calling him master."
Li Dao scratched his head, eager to hammer him to death with a fist: "His name, Dao number." ”
"Hey, I don't remember!" The black donkey took a bite, "Oh, I remember, I often hear him claim to be below...... Yes, it's down. He should be called Zaixia, right? ”
Li Dao almost vomited blood, thinking that he remembered it, but how did he know that he only remembered half of it!
Li Dao didn't bother to ask him: "I feel that your memory is only about five seconds." ”
"Hey! That's what sounds like that! It seems that the previous owner said the same thing. But, don't say it, you're stupid, but you look so kind to me. ”
The black donkey threw away the fruit: "That's it, that's it, I'll surrender myself and be your mount." Only, conditionally. ”
"Do you still have the conditions? I want to replace you! ”
"Hey!" The black donkey shook his ears and didn't care, "Think about it from a different angle, shouldn't my previous master be very powerful?" ”
"I agree with that."
"But why didn't he abandon me?"
"It's kind of funny when you say that."
The black donkey was proud: "It shows that I have irreplaceable value!" ”
Li Dao compromised: "Okay! What conditions you mention. ”
"First, there must be no shortage of high-grade spirit grass. I don't eat the garbage stuff. ”
Li Dao nodded: "This can be satisfied, it's just that it's a little bit less generous at the moment, and it will definitely satisfy you in the future." ”
"As soon as possible!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Second, the girl must have."
"Where shall I go to find you a donkey?"
"Women in the world can too!"
"Bad morals! Now, my country is starting, how can I start a harem? Or a donkey? It's hard to do! ”
"If you talk about your virtues, will I, a donkey, also talk about your virtues? If you don't find me a human woman, then find me a female donkey. Otherwise, I have nowhere to vent my abundant energy, and maybe something big will happen. ”
"Won't you just do it yourself?"
"Do you think I'm human? How do I get a donkey? Why don't you come? ”
"Don't disgust me! I'll try to find it for you! ”
"Third, I want a big house, and at least four maids take care of me."
"It's hard to create a grass, I haven't enjoyed it yet, but you're doing it! No! ”
"Do you want me to live with those stupid donkeys?"
Li Dao was helpless: "Then live with me, right?" ”
"Nope! I don't live with stupid donkeys. ”
“…… I don't want to live with stupid asses either!! ”
"You're stupid!"
"You're stupid!"
……
The two confronted each other for a while, and Li Dao was finally defeated.
"I can provide you with a private room."
"I'd better live with you!"
"Go!"
"Stick!"
"Die!"
Li Dao kicked him in the ass: "Are there any other conditions?" If not, I'll test yours. ”
"Come up! I'll take you for a ride! ”
The black donkey was full of confidence and walked out with his ass twisted.
At the moment when Li Dao sat down, the black donkey and donkey's hooves were slashed, and in an instant, the three mountains and five mountains blinked, and they came to a place where the fairy spirit fluttered.
Li Dao exclaimed: "Good! Sure enough, it's a bit capable! ”
Looking at the surrounding scenery, the mist shrouds thousands of peach trees, under the green leaves, pink and lovely, and arouses people's appetite.
"Where is this?"
The black donkey had no scruples, plucked one and stuffed it into his mouth: "How do I know!" On a whim, smelling the smell, it came. Well, it's delicious! Better than any peach I've ever eaten before! ”
Li Dao saw that he was eating sweetly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and couldn't help but pick one: "Well, it's really fragrant!" ”
One bite down, the peach fragrance overflows, dips into the heart and lungs, swallows, the body flutters, wonderful.
"What good fruit!" Li Dao kept admiring, "There are so many peach trees, how nice it would be if you stayed here for the rest of your life!" ”
Suddenly, Li Dao remembered something: "I don't know whose it is?" Peach, peach, peach? Wipe! Come on!! Stupid donkey, you're in trouble! ”
The black donkey ate two, and I don't know why: "What's wrong?" ”
Li Dao stepped on: "Don't ask!" Run! ”
Although the black donkey was puzzled, he could see the owner's panic and feel that he was in trouble.
However!
"Where is the thief who stole the peaches?"
The five lights were dazzling, and a thing fell from the sky, covering the two of them.
Between the colorful clouds, the fairy music bursts, the fragrance is fluttering, and a person appears vaguely, bright and dazzling, graceful and luxurious.
"Li Dao, why don't you seal your gods and come here to steal my peach?"
Li Dao Shili: "The Queen Mother is on top, and she strayed in the next moment, and she didn't hold back her appetite and ate one, I'm really sorry!" I am willing to compensate. ”
The Queen Mother sighed lightly: "After you succeed in becoming a god, this garden will enter with you, and the peaches will also be eaten with you, so why rush for a while?" Alas! It's really hard for me. ”
Li Dao was obedient and turned around, and said busily: "It's the fault of the next." I also hope that Niangniang will see that my mission of becoming a god is not completed, and allow me to make meritorious contributions as a sinful person. I promise I won't make a second mistake. ”
"Make a note of this first, if you do it again, I won't be able to protect you."
"Thank you for your kindness."
Subsequently, the Queen Mother took the glazed cloud cover and went back.
"Huh? That's it? "I haven't eaten enough yet, just right, steal a few more!" ”
"Gluttony! I can't get hurt enough by you! Eat again, you stay here and eat by yourself, I'm going to run. ”
"Hehe, I think that woman is very talkative! Why don't you beg her and send us some? She can't eat all the peaches in the garden! "The black donkey is very reluctant.
"That's my face! If you were alone here, you would have been slapped into a pulp! Do you know how good I am this time? ”
"Cut! I just don't want to go, my temper comes up, who can stop me? The black donkey took Li Dao back.
"Very cowhide! Then why didn't you dare to fight her just now? Do you want me to keep my voice down? ”
"At that time, I was fascinated by her beauty."
"It's not promising!"