607 There is a difference between men and women, how can you do this?

Suddenly, Hu Qiang suddenly opened his black eyes.

There was no blinding white light, no shrill humming, all you could see was a familiar ceiling and a familiar bed, and everything seemed so normal.

The only thing that is not quite right is that this is not my room in my new house in the Ode to Joy community, but the small dilapidated house where I lived when I first crossed into Cheng Hu Qiang.

Well, in simple terms, it's the place of residence of the novice village.

After seeing the familiar environment, Hu Qiang hurriedly sat up on the spot.

After sitting up, he looked around again, and was completely relieved to make sure that this was really the small dilapidated house where he had lived.

Suddenly, Hu Qiang frowned, looked down at his body, and found that it was a clean but unfamiliar set of blue and white plaid pajamas.

Seeing this, Hu Qiang subconsciously scratched his head, and he was a little confused.

The pajamas on his body were definitely not bought by him, and he definitely didn't have them at home.

Because for underwear and pajamas, he has always been very popular gray and black, and has never had blue and white plaid pajamas.

Just when Hu Qiang was still thinking about whether this was the real world or another dream, suddenly there was a strong sense of reincarnation of grains in his lower abdomen.

"Isn't it, again?"

After feeling the strong meaning of reincarnation of the five grains, Hu Qiang didn't think about it anymore, hurriedly got out of bed, put on a pair of pink slippers that also felt strange but fitted, and ran to the door curtain in small steps, opened the curtain at once, and then ran to the living room in small steps.

As a result, as soon as he ran to the middle of the living room, Hu Qiang, who was about to go to the toilet, suddenly stopped.

After slowly turning his head and looking in the direction of the kitchen, Hu Qiang's eyes suddenly widened: "Mo Fei? ”

That's right, by the stove in the kitchen, it was Ouyang Mofei.

At this time, Ouyang Mofei was simply wearing a white T-shirt on the upper body, and a blue denim ultra-short pants on the lower body.

He didn't wear socks, he was barefoot and stepped on a pair of black slippers.

Coupled with the signature dreadlocks, the whole gives an indescribable feeling.

If I have to say it, her current dress seems to be a strong fusion with Mo Fei, with both homely style and rebellious style, which is very wow.

Ouyang Mofei, who was so wowed, was facing the stove with his back to him at this time, wearing two big headphones on his ears, and his whole body was swaying gently in front of the stove, obviously cooking while listening to songs.

Yes, there is a small pot on the gas stove, it is steaming, and you can smell very fragrant, it is obvious that it is cooking.

After looking at Ouyang Mofei's back, Hu Qiang subconsciously swallowed his saliva, then took a deep breath, suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and then frowned, and said with a serious expression: "Mofei, why are you here?" ”

It seemed that Hu Qiang's question was a bit loud, and Ouyang Mofei, who was wearing headphones, took off the headphones and turned around, and then waved his hand to Hu Qiang with a smile: "Yo, get up?" ”

"Ah, get up." Hu Qiang nodded subconsciously.

But soon, Hu Qiang realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Why are you here?" Why am I here? Also, what are you doing? ”

"Cook porridge." Ouyang Murphy said, "Pumpkin millet porridge!" ”

"Pumpkin millet porridge?" Hu Qiang frowned, "Why are you cooking this?" ”

"I'll give you something to eat." Ouyang Murphy said.

"Pumpkin is rich in dietary fiber and polysaccharides, which can promote intestinal peristalsis, stabilize blood sugar, and reduce the concentration of ethanol in the blood.

Millet can neutralize gastric acid, increase the pH value of gastric juice, relieve gastrointestinal discomfort, and at the same time, gamma oryzanol in millet can also balance endocrine and relieve anxiety.

In simple terms, this is the best food to eat after a hangover.

You drank so much last night, it's best to eat this when you wake up. ”

Hu Qiang frowned and said, "This, I always feel like I've heard it somewhere." ”

As soon as he said this, Hu Qiang hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, I don't mainly ask you what you are doing here, but ask you the first two questions, that is, why are you here, why am I here?" What the hell is going on? ”

Ouyang Mofei shrugged his shoulders and said, "So many questions? Let's start at the beginning. ”

After touching his chin and thinking about it, Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "To put it simply, after separating from you last night, I went home to play games."

Then, about half past one in the middle of the night, I had just finished abusing the dishes and was about to go to bed, when suddenly a phone call came, and I saw that it was your number.

I didn't want to take it, but then I thought, it's so late, what if there's something big...... I took it.

It turns out that the caller is a stranger who claims to be a bartender at a certain bar.

The bartender said that you were drunk at the bar, and you have been drunk until now, but the bar is about to close, and he still can't wake you up.

So the bartender used your fingerprint to unlock your phone and dialed the most recent number on your phone, which was me.

The bartender thinks I'm someone from you, and wants me to take you back, I think about it, it's so late, it's not appropriate to be embarrassed for others, and besides, you just invited me to a good meal, so I should repay it.

So I asked the guy to send me an address and pick you up.

When I went, I found that you were so drunk that you couldn't wake up.

So, I'm just going to take you back here and get you some good sleep. ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei frowned: "By the way, Lao Hu, you are too unparticular, how long has this room not been cleaned?"

There is ash everywhere, even the sheets, haven't you been back for a long time?

Where do you usually spend the night? ”

"Well, this ......" Hu Qiang was stunned, and he didn't know how to explain it for a while.

Could it be that I told him that I didn't live here for a long time, and I would have changed places a long time ago?

Who knew that Ouyang Mofei nodded suddenly, and said with a relieved face: "Understood, during this time, you must go back every day to accompany your daughter and mother, right?"

That's good, but it's better to go home more often and spend more time with your family.

It's hard for you, your mother's house is not close to here!

You have to walk so far to commute back and forth, no wonder you always got stuck at work some time ago, and rarely arrived early, which makes sense! ”

Hu Qiang blinked, and then: "Yes, very right!" ”

Immediately afterwards, as if he didn't want to say more, Hu Qiang decisively asked: "No, if you bring me back, how can you open the door?" Where did you get the key? ”

Ouyang Mofei said with a disdainful face: "Cut, as for the door lock of your house, I will open it casually, there is no difficulty at all, you should change the lock in the future." ”

But then, Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "No, you don't have anything worth stealing here, let's just leave it at that, in fact, it's nothing if you don't lock it." ”

Hu Qiang exhaled, and then asked: "Wait, the pajamas on my body, are they ......?"

"Yes, I changed it!" Ouyang Mofei shrugged his shoulders again and said, "When I brought you back, you were full of alcohol, so you couldn't sleep with your clothes on."

But I've searched all the way, and you don't have pajamas or anything like that.

So I went to the convenience store downstairs temporarily, and bought some pajamas for you to change into, by the way, the slippers were also newly bought by me, how about it, it still fits, right? ”

Hu Qiang's eyelids jumped: "You changed it for me?" ”

"yes." Ouyang Mofei nodded as a matter of course.

"Then you, you won't sleep here all night, will you?" Hu Qiang asked again.

"yes." Ouyang Mofei nodded again, "After getting you back, it's already late, and I can't let you be a drunk here, what if something happens?"

Of course, I have to send the Buddha to the west, and stay and watch you! ”

"And where did you sleep last night?" Hu Qiang asked again.

"Sleep in bed!" Ouyang Mofei shrugged.

"In bed?" Hu Qiang's eyes widened, "I have a bed, you, you ......"

"That's right!" Ouyang Mofei nodded calmly, "I slept in the same bed side by side with you last night, and I made do with it for one night, what's the matter, is there a problem?" ”

Hu Qiang opened his mouth, and then said loudly:

"Nonsense, of course there is a problem!

There is a difference between men and women, how can you do that?

How can you just change my underwear?

You, how can you just sleep in the same bed with me? ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled lazily: "Old Hu, have you ever heard the little story of the old monk telling the little monk to let go of the little monk?" ”

"What to put down? What old monk little monk? Hu Qiang frowned and asked.

Ouyang Mofei smiled and said, "Once upon a time, there was an old monk and a young monk, who were a pair of master and apprentice.

One day, the master and apprentice came to a small river, which had no bridge and had to wade through the water.

At this moment, a beautiful girl also came over and wanted to cross the river, but she was afraid, so she begged two monks, hoping that someone could carry her across the river.

The little monk resolutely disagreed, believing that men and women could not kiss each other, let alone monks.

As a result, the old monk didn't say a word, and crossed the river with the beautiful girl on his back.

After crossing the river, the little monk kept complaining about the old monk, saying that the old monk should not carry his sister across the river.

As a result, the old monk said that he had crossed the river with the girl on his back, and he had already let go, only you, the little monk, had not let go in his heart.

After listening to this story, do you understand? ”

Hu Qiang blinked: "You mean, as long as there is no desire in your heart, there are naturally no taboos?" ”

Ouyang Murphy said: "No, I mean to say, do things in a hurry, don't think too much useless." ”

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei narrowed his eyes and said, "Or do you have other thoughts about me in your heart, thinking that you can have something happen to me, but you find that what you think has not happened, and you feel very disappointed?" ”

"Nonsense, I don't think so!" Hu Qiang hurriedly shook his head solemnly.

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips with disdain, and glanced at Hu Qiang with his hands and arms: "Oh, I don't think so, then it's okay, let's sleep together for one night, what's the big deal?" ”

Hu Qiang frowned: "I ......"

As soon as he said the word "me", Hu Qiang suddenly couldn't help but fart.

After a moment of embarrassment, Hu Qiang hurriedly said: "Wait, I'll talk about it later, I, I'll go to the toilet first!" ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang didn't dare to look at Ouyang Mofei anymore, bent over and crossed his buttocks, and rushed to the toilet with small steps in a very strange posture.

As soon as the toilet door closed, Ouyang Mofei said with a smile: "Duplicity, pretending, interesting!" I like it! (End of chapter)