633 Alas, this damn charm!
After work, the lights are on, the underground parking lot of Wanbeast Group, Pang Xiaobai's RV.
"Come, everyone, don't you just lose a game, don't be so discouraged, come, go first!"
After saying this, Hu Qiang stretched out his can of beer, obviously wanting to clink glasses with everyone.
When everyone sitting at the table saw Hu Qiang's posture, although they were all depressed, they still raised the beer in their hands and touched a glass with Hu Qiang.
After everyone clinked glasses and drank a sip of beer from each other, Hu Qiang sighed, and then patted the table with his finger and said:
"Hey, hey, why are you still like this?
Yes, we lost a team building game, and it is okay to be discouraged, but is it necessary to be discouraged until now?
Come, cheer up, don't be like zombies. ”
Jin Ruoyu turned his head and looked at Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, don't you don't leave your office all afternoon, don't you keep a straight face all the time, and don't you always have the spirit." You are strong yourself, so don't force others. ”
"Yes." Pang Xiaobai said weakly, "In vain, so many of our old employees collectively lost to a new intern, can this make people happy?" Can you not be discouraged? ”
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then nodded and sighed: "But too!"
But if you want me to say, you can't blame people for this.
Speaking of which, it was originally a good team combat game, but it turned out to be a lane game by us, then it became a detective game, and finally it became a chicken game!
If we want to blame, we will blame ourselves!
It's not our own death, and it's impossible for Sha Lele to take advantage of the loophole. ”
"Manager Hu's words make some sense." Jin Ruoyu nodded.
Pang Xiaobai said listlessly while eating peanuts: "Therefore, there is no group confrontation at all, and there is no elimination of losers, it is completely our own drama and self-inflicted affection, which is why we have become what we are now!" ”
Su Kejie followed: "What games are linked to performance appraisals, and what will be fired if they fail, it turns out that Sha Lele made it up to deceive us!"
Unexpectedly, Lele has such an innocent face, but she can deceive people so much, one of us counts as one, and we all fell in love with her!
Sure enough, beautiful women are very good at deceiving people! ”
Tang Haixing said: "Don't say that, in fact, Lele is just the beginning, and the rest is made up by our own brains." Therefore, Lele's deception is actually not clever, but we think too much about ourselves. ”
"I never thought of it!" Jin Ruoyu frowned and looked unconvinced, "There are so many senior dripping old fritters and old foxes, and they collectively lost to a new member of the company?" This is a slap in the face! It hurts! ”
"yes." Pang Xiaobai continued to say weakly, "This is really fun, even pretending to be a pig and eating Lao Hu." ”
As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang, who was eating peanuts, frowned, swallowed the peanuts, put down the peanut skin, and then said slowly: "How do you speak?"
And speaking of which, I've already prompted at the last minute, no, I told you explicitly, but you don't believe me, what's the use? ”
Pang Xiaobai said: "What do you still say, aren't you some kind of demon slayer?"
Since you have long suspected Lele, why didn't you just get rid of the demon earlier, and you had to delay it until the last moment to play counting?
If you have to launch a demon exorcism against Lele earlier, Lele would have been kicked out a long time ago, and we would have won a long time ago! ”
"Yes." Su Kejie nodded, "So Manager Hu, you are the biggest problem!" ”
At this moment, Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "Let me say, don't blame Lao Hu, Lao Hu likes grinding for a day or two, it is a typical late stage of grinding syndrome, it is more difficult to let him not grind than to kill him!" ”
Hu Qiang glanced at Ouyang Mofei, and then said to Pang Xiaobai: "I'm not grinding, it's not that I don't want to, but I can't." ”
"Can't?" Pang Xiaobai frowned, "What do you mean?" Could it be that the exorcist is fake? ”
"Apparently yes!" Hu Qiang sighed.
"What a demon slayer, that's all my deception, I used it to scare Sha Lele.
I want to use this trick to bluff Sha Le Le and make Le Le hand over the Dragon Balls.
Actually, I'm just an ordinary person, just like you. ”
"Then you didn't say it earlier?" Sukejie said.
"What's the use of talking about it earlier?" Hu Qiang said, "Lele is a girl, I'm a big man, I can't go up and rob it, right?" ”
"Then you can tell them earlier." Jin Ruoyu said.
Hu Qiang looked at Jin Ruoyu, and then said helplessly: "Secretary Jin, at that time, we were fighting in groups, calculating each other, and distrusting each other, if I told you that, would you believe me?" You'll just think I'm dividing you. ”
Jin Ruoyu nodded: "This is also true." ”
Hu Qiang said: "Also, in fact, I wasn't 100% sure at the time, my guess was correct, I just thought Sha Lele's behavior at the last moment was a little strange, so I just cheated it, but I didn't expect it to be true." ”
Pang Xiaobai asked: "So, your so-called ability to recognize Sha Lele's handwriting is also fake?" ”
"Not really." Hu Qiang said, "I have indeed been studying people's handwriting recently, but it is only a beginner, and it is not even a glimpse of the door."
Although I am most familiar with the handwriting of Lele and Xiaobai, when Lele wrote those words at that time, she obviously deliberately used the font she usually did not use, and I just felt that those handwriting was a little familiar at the time, but I was not sure that it was necessarily Sha Lele's.
However, although I am not sure if the inner ghost is Sha Lele, I do know that there must be an inner ghost among us.
Since we are internal ghosts, we will definitely stir up trouble and prevent us from escaping.
Then, Mo Fei pretended to be a ghost to scare me at that time, and said that there was a way to fool me with a draw, and I was full of Mo Fei at the time, thinking that she was an internal ghost, so I ignored Sha Lele.
However, at the last moment, when I found out that Murphy had decisively put the Dragon Ball in, I knew I was wrong.
Next, I thought that Tang Haixing and Secretary Jin were internal ghosts, but they weren't.
In the end, only Sha Lele remained, and the ghost inside must be her.
In the final analysis, it is still we who are obsessed with the line between men and women, and finally let the real inner ghost take advantage of the loophole.
If we don't indulge in group confrontation between men and women, but work together, Lele will have no holes to exploit. ”
"That's right!" Ouyang Mofei looked at Hu Qiang lazily and said, "The great truth will only be late, and it will never be absent." ”
Hu Qiang glanced at Ouyang Mofei again, and then raised the beer again and said, "Then, no matter what, I'll apologize to everyone first!" ”
Finding that everyone was looking at him, Hu Qiang continued to raise his glass and said: "In the final analysis, I am your manager, and I should have united everyone well, but as a result, I am too self-righteous, too dead to save face, and I can't see the overall situation clearly, I always like to be cautious, and the result is ...... Forget it, let's not talk about it, I'll punish myself with a glass first! ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang immediately raised his head and drank beer.
After Hu Qiang took a sip of beer, Ouyang Mofei also raised the beer and said, "Then I'll punish myself with a drink!" ”
After a slight pause, Ouyang Murphy said: "I like to find people to match the line, I like to go my own way, and I seem to hold the whole audience, but in fact, I am leading the situation in the wrong direction, so I am also wrong!" ”
After saying this, Ouyang Mofei also craned his neck and drank beer.
Pang Xiaobai said weakly: "Is a man strong or a woman strong, this is a false proposition." ”
After turning his head to look at Su Kejie, Pang Xiaobai turned his head embarrassedly and said: "I have thought about it, in fact, everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses, we should not laugh at other people's weaknesses, and we should not take other people's weaknesses as funny." ”
Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai raised his beer and said to Su Kejie: "Come, happy cooperation!" ”
Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai, and also raised his glass to touch the glass with him, and then they raised their necks together and drank the can of beer in one gulp.
Tang Haixing frowned and said: "Alas, my perfect undercover plan actually failed, sure enough, the mall is like a battlefield, to catch up with Dad, I still have a lot of places to study!" ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing also raised his beer and drank it all in one go.
Jin Ruoyu pursed his lips, and also picked up the beer and said: "Eh, this old master was calculated by the little apprentice, don't say anything, drink!" ”
After speaking, Jin Ruoyu also picked up the beer and drank it all in one go.
After everyone finished drinking the beer, Su Kejie put down the beer can and said, "By the way, after this incident, we have to respect Lele more!" ”
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Su Kejie continued: "Because people who can eat double portions of coriander are really ruthless!" ”
As soon as he said this, Sha Lele ran over with two large plastic bags and said, "Here it is, here comes the fried chicken beer!" ”
When they saw Sha Lele coming, everyone stopped talking, and they all sat up straight in embarrassment.
Just after Sha Lele sat on the girl's side and put the beer and food on the table, seeing that everyone didn't speak, Sha Lele said with a smile while dividing the food: "By the way, teachers, this team building game, thank you really for your mercy." ”
Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned.
"Lele?" Pang Xiaobai frowned, "What are you talking about?" ”
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Sha Lele continued to distribute food to everyone, and said with a smile: "That's the case, when I used to play board games and script killing with my classmates, I never won."
They said that if you look at a few veins on my head, you know that I lied a few times.
Originally, I was very nervous this time, but I didn't expect to win.
So I think that the teachers must have seen that I was an internal ghost, but they all deliberately saw through it without saying anything.
It's like Manager Hu, who said at the last moment that I was an internal ghost, but he still didn't use his skills and didn't forcibly remove me.
From that time, I knew that it was Manager Hu who showed mercy to everyone.
In short, thank you, thank you for making my dream come true and let me win once. ”
As soon as he heard this, Pang Xiaobai immediately laughed and said, "Oh, who made the room too dark and couldn't see how many green tendons there were in your head." ”
"yes." Su Kejie said calmly, "Who made us all considerate seniors, let you deserve." ”
"Don't worry!" Jin Ruoyu patted Sha Lele, who was sitting in the seat, on the shoulder, "I will still let you drop next time." ”
"Wait, there's something I still don't understand." Tang Haixing suddenly frowned and asked.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Tang Haixing continued: "If there was no group confrontation at the beginning, then why did you distribute two different colored bracelets? What's the point of that? ”
Sha Lele said: "Oh, I'm also curious about this matter, so I specially asked the people from the training department.
They said that it was because it was summer, and there were too many mosquitoes in the old house, so they were afraid that everyone would be bitten, so they prepared mosquito repellent bracelets for everyone.
The red size is small for girls, and the yellow size is large for boys. ”
As soon as Sha Lele's voice fell, the scene suddenly fell silent.
Soon, Pang Xiaobai slapped the table: "I'll just say, I have long suspected that it is a mosquito-proof bracelet!"
"That's right, that's right!" Su Kejie also hurriedly said, "The workmanship is so rough and there are no details, how can there be any chips, and sure enough, it is the same as I thought, it is a mosquito-proof bracelet." ”
Seeing that everyone was chattering, Hu Qiang squinted his eyes and smiled, and then opened a can of beer: "Okay, okay, don't make any noise, listen to me!" ”
As soon as Hu Qiang said this, everyone really stopped talking to themselves and looked at Hu Qiang together.
Seeing that everyone was quiet, Hu Qiang held up a newly opened can of beer: "In short, for this team building activity is not linked to performance, and for this team building activity will not be fired, cheers, everyone!" ”
As soon as they heard this, everyone hurriedly opened a can of beer, and then clinked glasses with Hu Qiang and drank together.
After another drink, Hu Qiang, who was slightly drunk, smiled, put on disposable gloves, and was about to prepare to eat fried chicken.
But just as Hu Qiang put on disposable gloves, the mobile phone suddenly vibrate.
Hu Qiang smiled and took out his mobile phone to look under the table, and found that it was Seli, the director of the training department, calling.
After seeing this call, Hu Qiang immediately hung up the phone quietly.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang stood up with a smile and said, "Oh, you guys drink first and eat first, I'll go to the toilet, hehehe." ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang trotted away with a smile.
When Hu Qiang ran away, came to the staircase aisle, looked back again, and made sure that no one was following, he walked to a corner, took out his mobile phone, and dialed back the number he had just called.
After a while, the phone was connected.
"Hey, Sally? I'm Hu Qiang. Hu Qiang smiled and said, "I'm sorry, there were a lot of people just now, and it wasn't very convenient, so I hung up your phone." ”
A woman's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Nothing, guessed." ”
Hu Qiang smiled and said, "Seli, you called, is there anything wrong?" ”
Seli said: "Qiang, I have just read the analysis report of your team building.
Therefore, I am calling you this to ask you, when you were looking for me before, I had already told you the truth and content of this team building in advance, and I also specially told you, why are you still like this?
I don't understand.,Obviously the answer was told to you in advance.,Can you copy your homework and make a B?
What the hell is going on with you? You didn't mean to, did you? ”
Hu Qiang subconsciously pushed his glasses and said, "That's right, I did it on purpose." ”
"Deliberately, why?" Sellie asked.
Hu Qiang smiled slightly and said: "Seli, I know what you mean, I know that you want to help me, and I also know that this team building is actually an internal assessment, and all the results must be sent to personnel."
But because of that, I can't perform too well.
You see, I've just been promoted to the next level, and if I do very well again, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay in the Ministry of Necessity.
Even if I can continue to stay in the emergency department as a manager, the work and burden that will be given to us will be more and heavier.
After all, I know very well the philosophy of our company, the higher the level, the greater the responsibility.
In addition, my previous performance was mediocre, and if I performed particularly well in this team building, there was too much difference between the front and back, which would arouse suspicion from others.
So it's good now, I'm very satisfied to have a B. ”
"Strong, what you said is true?" Sellie asked.
"Of course it's true." Hu Qiang said, "Otherwise? ”
Seli said, "But why do I think that you are deliberately fulfilling that intern named Sha Lele?" I've seen the video, you obviously had many opportunities to get rid of her, and in the end you gave up, especially during the final countdown, you put the water too obviously, right? ”
Hu Qiang blinked and said, "Really? Is it so obvious? ”
Seli sighed and said, "Qiang, do you know how important this assessment is to you?" You're giving up such a great opportunity for an intern? Is it worth it? ”
"It's worth it, of course it's worth it." Hu Qiang smiled and said, "I have just been promoted, normally speaking, don't think about upgrading again this year."
In this case, it is better to give the opportunity to Lele.
Lele is still an intern and has never become a regular employee, so she needs this opportunity to prove herself more than me.
If I can let Lele stay, I can be a little ugly, what is it? ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "By the way, what is Lele's evaluation?" ”
"Don't worry." Seli said, "Thanks to you, that employee named Sha Lele has a high overall rating, and he got an A, which is the highest rating among you, higher than Ouyang Mofei." ”
"That's good, that's good!" Hu Qiang nodded, "Then I'll be relieved." ”
Sailly said: "I really convinced you, but the matter has come to this, so I will hand it over to HR like this?" ”
"Just turn it in." Hu Qiang smiled, "No matter what, I want to thank you this time, and I will invite you to dinner when I turn around!" ”
"That's what you said!" Sally laughed, "I remember, don't let me pigeon!" Otherwise, you know the consequences! ”
Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then quickly nodded and smiled: "Don't worry!" By all means!
Otherwise, when you are free, call me directly, and I will accompany you, okay? ”
"That's pretty much it." Sally smiled and said, "Alright, that's it, see you later!" ”
"See you later!" Hu Qiang said with a smile.
After hanging up the phone, Hu Qiang put away his phone and sighed: "Alas, this damn charm!" It's annoying! ”
After saying this, Hu Qiang raised his head with his hands behind his back, squinted his eyes and sighed: "An excellent person like me should live a brilliant life!" (End of chapter)