Chapter Seventy-Two: Resurrecting the Soul by 'Corpse'
At night, Yunxiaomeng's brother and uncle woke up, and the tears in the corners of their eyes were not dry. Light sleeves waved, red candles weep tears. Yunxiao got up, full of sorrow in his heart, weak, and sighed.
"Alas!"
"Alas!"
Yunxiao was shocked: "Who sighs? ”
With the soul ring in his arms, Li Dao turned into a form and lay in Yunxiao's arms.
Yunxiao panicked, didn't see what it was, and slapped it away: "Who is so bold!" Bully me on the head! ”
Raising his sword to kill, Li Dao hurriedly shouted: "Wait!" It's your uncle and me! Ouch, my face! ”
In the Yunxiao quasi-saint realm, this slap almost killed Li Dao.
"Division...... Teacher? ”
Yunxiao couldn't believe it: "You're still alive?" ”
"I almost died again."
Yunxiao was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly helped Li Dao: "It's really you!" Teacher! It's great that you're okay! ”
I was so excited that I couldn't stop dripping tears.
Li Dao looked at the clouds with pear blossoms and rain, and couldn't help but be stunned, and there was a trace of ripples in the deep pool of dead lakes.
couldn't help but wipe away the tears from her face: "I'm worried about you, how can I be okay?" ”
Yunxiao's cheeks were crimson, and he didn't dodge, but lowered his head: "Is there something on your face?" ”
"It's a little injury."
Li Dao realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly withdrew his hand: "Ah! I really can't help that. That dead donkey kicked Lao Tzu's body to the pit, if I don't come out again, it's all pickled, how can I use it? I'm alive this time, and I must eat donkey meat and burn it! ”
"Huh? And here's the thing! Yunxiao couldn't believe it, "Why haven't I seen your body?" ”
"Before I went to the catastrophe, I left a piece of meat in the Nine Treasure Glass Bottle. My body is extremely resilient, as long as it is not a slag, it can recover, and even if it is a slag, I feel that I can recover. It's just that the dead donkey blew away Lao Tzu's ashes in one go, wipe it! Without further ado, I'll fish my body out first. ”
"Hey, uncle, I'll help you get it."
"It's too dirty for you to do, I'll just go for it."
"But you're ...... now"
"My current body, I can't say what it belongs to, like a half-spirit existence, to be precise, I should be a ring spirit now. Very fragile. Therefore, that slap you just now almost knocked me to pieces. ”
Yunxiao was embarrassed: "I'm sorry, Uncle Shi." ”
"I don't blame you. It's ...... me."
Speaking of which, both of them felt embarrassed.
"Well, that, you get it back, I'll wash it for you."
"Isn't this okay?" Li Dao scratched his head in embarrassment.
"A lifeless body, what are you afraid of?"
"Ahaha, too. Besides, it's probably just a meatloaf now. ”
Li Dao relied on his induction to come to a latrine, and someone was running errands inside.
kicked open the door, grabbed the man out, held his breath, fished it out with mana, and then poured water and rushed to Yunxiao's residence.
Yunxiao wrapped it in a cloth, sprinkled it with passion powder, covered the smell, and said to Li Dao: "This body is handed over to me, you can go back first." ”
"Good! I'm in trouble, please. ”
At this time, the black donkey was in Li Dao's room, crossing Erlang's legs, one on the left was feeding peaches, the other on the right was feeding grapes, and there was a group of people dancing and playing music below, it was simply a happy fairy!
Bang – the door opened.
"Who is so bold!"
The black donkey opened his eyes slightly, pouted, and stared at the donkey's eyes: "Master?!" No, you're a ghost! ”
"Humph! You have bumped into my grandfather's hands, don't you know that Lao Tzu's hooves are the nemesis of evil things? Even if you are the master, but if you become a ghost, I will have to kill my relatives in righteousness! ”
"Ahh
The black donkey rushed forward. Li Dao slapped it to the ground and drank all the female donkey essence to go out.
Grab the black donkey, press it on the table, and don't say a word to it, and when the first sun turns out, it will be disemboweled.
"Spare your life, master! Spare your life, master! Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil, and impulsiveness is a taboo for cultivators! ”
"Impulsive? Am I impulsive? I'm sober! Shouldn't you, a donkey, kill your lord and take your property? ”
The black donkey shouted wronged: "How can I have that guts!" Master, you misunderstood me! Is there a villain who comes into my slander? ”
"Still talking to someone else? Did you raise my ashes? Don't you know my resilience? ”
"This ...... You don't often say that you are in the wind and suave, I think you must like to be a man with the wind, so let you go with the wind. Besides, whoever comes, it will ......."
"That's good. And what's going on with meat balls? ”
"Meat balls? What meat balls? Oh my hen! ”
"You hen, you still have a rooster! I'm going to fan you up, and see if you still mess around in the future. ”
"Don't, don't! Without it, I'd rather die. ”
"Then eat donkey meat and burn it."
"I really don't know, master!"
"In the Nine Treasures Glass Bottle."
"Oh! That's it! It scared me so much that I kicked it away. ”
"You're in a hurry, aren't you?"
As soon as Li Dao turned around, he happened to see the Nine Treasures glass bottle spitting out gems.
"Wronged! No one would know that that ball of meat is the handsome and dashing owner! ”
"It's useless to pat yourself on the back! You packed up my things, are you ready to sell them, buy a little female donkey? ”
The black donkey said solemnly: "Master, you really wronged me this time!" After your death, I risked my life and rushed to the scene as soon as possible to desperately retrieve your magic weapon from the old thief who burned the lamp. I know it's your hard work, your lifelong favorite, and you can't fall into the hands of thieves! ”
"It's a good arrangement, I'll give you a portion of the donkey meat later." Nirvana, come out to roast donkey meat. ”
"There's meat to eat!" Nirvana came out of the early sun, "Barbecue, I'm the best at it." A whole donkey like this is to take a long iron rod, stick it from the chrysanthemum to the skull, make a hole, poke it out, and then set it up, and I will fan the fire below. Dad sprinkled condiments on it, keep a word, fragrant! ”
Li Dao nodded: "I heard that donkey skin is thick and not easy to bake." ”
"Oh, yes! Peel the skin first! ”
"Okay, peel the skin first!"
"Master, less fire! Don't do it, don't do it! My donkey meat is sassy and not delicious. ”
"It's okay if I don't kill you, what I promised to you about the little female donkey ......"
"Void!"
"...... treatment in the future"
"Donkey shed! Stable! Cowshed! As long as there is a grass nest, it will do. ”
"Still want a grass nest?!"
"No, no, no, just find a wooden stake to tie it up!"
"I heard you still eat spirit grass?"
"Who eats spirit grass? Pampered, faulty! A real donkey, eating only hay! ”
"Okay, let you go for now."
"Hey, master, this is your baby."
The black donkey took the initiative to hand over all the magic weapons, and Nirvana also returned to Chuyang.
"I will say that the master is far-sighted, strategizing, everything is under control, and sure enough, in front of everyone's eyes, he has crossed the sea and hidden it, and he has survived a catastrophe, no, he has survived a catastrophe."
"Hah! You're pretty good at kung fu! You just don't have to be on business. Rest early, there is still a battle to be fought tomorrow. ”
"Okay!"