644 Sure enough, there is pressure to be motivated!
After listening to Tang Haixing's statement of singing and harmonizing with Jin Ruoyu, Hu Qiang squinted, knowing their intentions.
What customers report to Mobai, it is clear that they are trying to persuade themselves not to work overtime and have a good rest.
This is exactly the same as the working cell cartoon that Sha Lele did before.
Although your intentions are good, I'm sorry there are too few people.
The task requirement is that everyone participates in stopping themselves, and you just order people like this, and do it separately, how can this work?
How could I have been made to surrender by this little trick of your little people? Inexistent.
Although I actually want to surrender early, I'm sorry, the right to interpret is in the system, and I can't surrender until the system approves it.
I can't even give you a hint and let you form a group to fool around.
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang sighed again: "Oh, once this person is old, there will always be a little problem with his body."
Especially for diseases like cancer, it's hard to talk about.
For example, this Director Wei is likely to get it without working overtime.
Before he died, he was promoted and raised, at least it improved the value of his life, and at the end of his life, he didn't have to die doing nothing, and more people could remember him. ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang also felt that what he said was a bit nonsense, so he simply frowned and said, "No, why is it strange that you Mobai report?" How is it that all the dead people have not seen a single living person until now? What are you worshipping here? It's not going to be a grave visit, is it? ”
Hearing Hu Qiang say this, Jin Ruoyu and Tang Haixing glanced at each other, and then Jin Ruoyu squinted his eyes and nodded.
Tang Haixing took a deep breath and suddenly said to Hu Qiang: "Manager Hu, please look at this!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Tang Haixing unfurled a golden pennant-like thing.
Hu Qiang blinked and frowned: "Tombstones, posthumous portrait photos, so this is...... Banners? No, the Shroud? ”
"No!" Jin Ruoyu said calmly, "This is a visit to the No. 3 customer of Dilulu, and the new high-tech products of Purr Technology are being launched, and the silk quilt is earned!" ”
"Lie down to earn silk quilts?" Hu Qiang continued to frown, "Does this name sound so strange?"
But before you visited at least dead people, why aren't they people now? What the hell is visiting a silk quilt? ”
Jin Ruoyu said: "Of course, I went to a new company to inspect new products." ”
"Oh." Hu Qiang nodded, "Then the founder of Snoring Technology won't be a dead man, right?" ”
"Of course." Jin Ruoyu smiled foolishly, "The founder of Purr Technology Drop, the live drop is very good and healthy!" ”
Hu Qiang nodded: "Then what kind of lying and earning quilt is this, what is the magic?" ”
Tang Haixing explained with a smile: "Purr Technology is to use Internet thinking to transform the traditional home textile industry, and invite you to sleep for eight hours a day!" ”
Jin Ruoyu smiled and answered: "This silk quilt has a built-in sensor, which can monitor your sleep situation, and what is even more amazing is that as long as you sleep for eight hours under this quilt, you will get a bonus when you wake up!" It's all about increasing your post-bed income! ”
Hu Qiang squinted, then pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said, "Oh, I understand! It's like clocking in every day to learn words, and you will be given a bonus if you insist on reading for a month.
What kind of snoring company is to use this method of issuing bonuses to improve customer adhesion and reward customer loyalty, so as to increase the competitiveness of products, right? ”
Tang Haixing smiled and said, "How is it, it's very good, right?" It's good to make money when you sleep, why don't you try it now? ”
After speaking, without waiting for Hu Qiang to reply, Tang Haixing came to Hu Qiang with the quilt and directly covered Hu Qiang with the silk quilt.
"Come on, Manager Hu!" Tang Haixing, who covered Hu Qiang with a quilt, said, "Please close your eyes and feel it for yourself!" Feel the touch, the temperature, come on, enjoy! ”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing began to sing "Lullaby".
Being covered with a quilt like this by Tang Haixing and singing, Hu Qiang immediately felt a little drowsy, and subconsciously closed his eyes.
But soon, Hu Qiang opened his eyes again.
Seeing that Hu Qiang opened his eyes, Jin Ruoyu hurriedly whispered: "Manager Hu, close your eyes, if you don't close your eyes, you won't be able to experience the charm of this silk quilt."
Come, close your eyes, sleep in peace, sleep and make money, how does it feel? Isn't it very comfortable and gratifying? ”
Under the double attack of Tang Haixing's lullaby and Jin Ruoyu's soft voice, Hu Qiang closed his eyes again and began to doze off again.
Jin Ruoyu came to Hu Qiang's side, continued to lower his voice and slowed down and whispered: "Sleep, sleep, feel this delicate and gentle touch, relax your whole body, eliminate distracting thoughts, sleep, sleep, sleep......"
Tang Haixing, who was singing a lullaby, also slowed down his speech and lowered his voice.
Just when Hu Qiang was about to fall asleep, suddenly, Hu Qiang thought of something, opened his eyes and jumped up, startling Jin Ruoyu and Tang Haixing.
"My mother!" Jin Ruoyu, who was taken aback, hurriedly patted his chest, and then asked Hu Qiang who stood up, "Manager Hu, why don't you fall asleep?" You don't want to make money when you sleep? ”
Hu Qiang immediately waved his hand and said, "What do you sleep?" How much does this bonus work? This amount of money is not even a fraction of the mortgage!
Not to mention the mortgage, even a fraction of my daughter's tuition and tutoring fees are not enough!
Such a time-wasting and inefficient bluffing thing, so the old man and the old lady will be fooled, so I won't play! ”
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I don't listen to your nonsense here, what a mess, delay time, I'm going back to work!" ”
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang picked up the briefcase and walked outside the door of the conference room, but when he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped and turned around, looked at Jin Ruoyu, and frowned slightly.
Jin Ruoyu was stunned for a moment, and then overjoyed: "Manager Hu, have you changed your mind?" Would you like to come back and sleep again? ”
Hu Qiang frowned and said, "What change of heart?" I just thought that I haven't eaten yet, and working hungry will reduce my productivity.
This way, I am busy and have limited time, so I don't waste time buying food.
Secretary Kim, go and order me a luxury version of the finger cake at once, and go back and give me the bill.
By the way, I want an espresso flavor, so I can refresh myself and remember! ”
After speaking, Hu Qiang took a deep breath, turned his head violently, and strode out of the door.
After Hu Qiang left, Jin Ruoyu came back to his senses, and after blinking, he looked at Tang Haixing.
Soon, Jin Ruoyu frowned and asked, "So, what is this...... Failure? ”
"Apparently yes!" Tang Haixing shook his head and sighed.
Jin Ruoyu continued to frown and asked, "Didn't you say that this trick is a guarantee problem?" ”
Tang Haixing said: "It should have been no problem, after all, I tempted him with the money that Manager Hu cared about the most, but who would have thought that Manager Hu would think of a mortgage?" It seems that Manager Hu's mortgage pressure is not small! ”
Speaking of this, Tang Haixing sighed and said, "Sure enough, there is pressure to be motivated!" I finally understand why Manager Hu is working so hard! ”
"Okay, okay!" Jin Ruoyu took out his mobile phone impatiently, "If you fail, you fail, why do you make so many excuses?"
In this way, I quickly sent a message to Xiaobai and asked them to carry out Plan C immediately!
I don't believe it, there are so many of us, and I can't get a Manager Hu! (End of chapter)