Hu Qiang never expected that Ye Zhenzhen would make such a bloody request to him.

In fact, when Ye Zhenzhen rang the doorbell to find him, hoping that he would do him a favor, Hu Qiang had a certain guess.

In Hu Qiang's mind, Ye Zhenzhen is a typical Bai Fumei, and the family who runs a mine is definitely not bad for money, so it is impossible to borrow money from him.

She has a super high education, is a famous returnee doctor, and is also a researcher in a super powerful life science research institute, and it is impossible to ask him for a job.

Feelings are even more impossible, through this period of contact, Hu Qiang found that Ye Zhenzhen is a typical bachelor, and she also has that condition to play single.

It's not that Hu Qiang hasn't thought about it, is Ye Zhenzhen taking a fancy to herself.

After all, men, when they meet such a goddess-level beauty as a neighbor, it is impossible to say that they don't have a little fancy intestines.

But soon, his sanity told himself, wake up, stop thinking about fart.

Hu Qiang's current conditions seem to be good, but strictly speaking, he has not really stepped into the elite class, at least in Shanghai.

But Ye Zhenzhen has long been an elite among the elites, and the requirements are also high, it is impossible to take a fancy to him A middle-aged man who is not divorced, has children, and has a sick mother.

Hu Qiang himself knows that he has a system, and this is not a problem.

But outsiders don't know.

In the eyes of outsiders, people like Hu Qiang are typical negative assets, once they are stained, they must be chickens and dogs, wasting youth and energy, unless it is the Virgin, it is impossible to get together with Hu Qiang.

Coincidentally, Hu Qiang also used this stereotype of him from the outside world to maintain his happy single life.

Especially Hu Qiang's current mother, when she called him to go on a blind date before, Hu Qiang used this trick to deal with it, and when Hu Qiang's mother heard it, she often sighed, and then she didn't do it.

In other words, even in the eyes of Hu Qiang's mother, Hu Qiang is now barely supporting the family, if other girls are allowed to go on a blind date with Hu Qiang, the other girls know Hu Qiang's situation, and they will definitely not agree, unless they deceive people.

can only deceive people for a while, and in the end, they will still be unable to hold the fire, and then break up at that time, not let Hu Qiang hurt him a second time.

And Lisa.

In fact, at the beginning, Hu Qiang thought that Lisa was interesting to him, and even felt uneasy.

But later he found out that he was thinking too much.

Or rather, Lisa's rank is too high.

That's right, Lisa did seem to be very interested in herself before, and even wanted to chase after her, but it didn't take long for her to make the next move.

At most, it's the kind that occasionally plays ambiguously with yourself, or the kind that tastes superficially, and if you really want to move the real thing, you haven't been there.

Anything clear about the relationship, having dinner in private, and then going deeper and so on, none of it.

This made Hu Qiang breathe a sigh of relief, but also a little lost.

Later, Hu Qiang slowly came back to his senses.

He suddenly discovers that Lisa is very much like a scumbag, hanging on to you, playing ambiguously with you, letting you know that she has some thoughts about you, but she just doesn't say anything and doesn't take any further action.

It feels like you just need to work hard, get good grades, and get a higher position, and everyone can be together, and then through this kind of ambiguity, stimulate your motivation to work for her.

In fact, as long as you analyze it rationally, you know how can a person like Lisa find someone like herself?

At most, she is playing ambiguous with herself, letting herself give her a free press from time to time, and by the way, she will work hard for her and contribute to her promotion and salary increase.

It's not proper to lick a dog.

It's just that other scumbags raise licking dogs, and they simply let licking dogs give money and things, and ask for money.

And Lisa is more high-end, she is asking her licking dog to work for her, and she is asking for a promotion and a raise.

It is precisely because Hu Qiang saw through this that he planned and continued to play with Lisa on the surface, playing simple, but in fact, it was also so that Lisa could read this bit of licking the dog and take care of his big licking dog.

Don't think it's a shame to be a dog licker, in fact, in the workplace, if you can really be a leader's dog licker, there are only benefits and no harm.

Lick the dog and lick the dog, there is nothing, that is simply talking about feelings, and what you want is that person.

But in the workplace, licking the dog is good, who knows.

After all, in the workplace, as long as you don't want that person, you just want a promotion and a raise, it's still easy to get.

Having said that, in Hu Qiang's mind, if Bai Fumei like Ye Zhenzhen asks for her help, I'm afraid there is only one possibility, which is to let herself give her a massage or acupuncture.

After all, Ye Zhenzhen knows that she can massage and acupuncture, and the effect is very good, especially in the treatment of joint sprains and neurasthenia, which is much stronger than ordinary hospital treatment.

As a researcher, Ye Zhenzhen stays up late all day and works overtime, with irregular work and rest, and is likely to have diseases such as insomnia, dreams, and migraines.

I don't want to waste time going to the hospital to see a doctor, I don't want to take medicine, so I can only come to myself.

But she was embarrassed to mention it directly, so she looked left to talk about him first.

Originally, Hu Qiang thought so, but it turned out that this was not the case, people wanted him to pretend to be his boyfriend and deal with the blind date man, which is ......

"Zhenzhen, what's going on?" Hu Qiang subconsciously frowned, "You're so good, why do you have to deal with any blind date men?"

Could it be that you went on a blind date before, and you were taken in by someone, and people chased you with a dead face, which annoyed you? ”

Ye Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "No, no, I'm so busy all day, how can I have time to go on a blind date?" If I really have that space, I might as well sleep at home and go for a run, wouldn't that be delicious? ”

"That's right." Hu Qiang nodded, "Then why did you ask me to pretend to be my boyfriend, what blind date man to deal with?" And your parents? ”

Ye Zhenzhen lowered her head and bit her lip, then spat out and said, "Forget it, I didn't want to say it, but now, I'm not afraid of exposing my family ugliness." ”

After speaking, Ye Zhenzhen raised her head, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Actually, ......"

"Wait a minute!" Hu Qiang waved his hand, "Let's sit down and talk, it's weird to stand together and talk about this kind of thing." ”

After speaking, Hu Qiang sat down first.

Ye Zhenzhen smiled and sat down as well.

After the two sides sat down again, Ye Zhenzhen said with a straight face: "That's the case, since I returned to China to work, my parents have always been very concerned about my private life.

My mom, in particular, asks me if I have a boyfriend at every turn, and asks me when I plan to get married. ”

"Oh, urging marriage, I understand." Hu Qiang nodded, "Most parents are like this. ”

Ye Zhenzhen nodded and said, "Yes, who said it wasn't."

Actually, my dad is fine, but my mom is seriously inconsistent with my outlook on life.

My mom thinks that getting married is a compulsory course in life, but I think marriage is only an elective course.

Originally, I was not in front of them, and the emperor was far away, so he could put aside the controversy and develop independently.

Every time my mom called me to ask about my boyfriend and a blind date, I used busy work as an excuse to shirk it.

But who would have thought that my mother would see me like this, and she would keep looking for a blind date for me, and unilaterally let the blind date take the initiative to come to me.

This is not the first blind date man who has come to my door on his own, and I have met several times before.

There was even a strange man holding flowers and wearing sunglasses, leaning on a Porsche, waiting for me at the door of my unit.

Hey, you don't know, fortunately I got off work late that day, and there was no one else around, otherwise, I would have died on the spot! ”

Speaking of this, Ye Zhenzhen directly shook her head.

Hu Qiang nodded: "It's understandable, you can imagine that kind of scene." ”

Ye Zhenzhen immediately put down her hand and raised her head, looked at Hu Qiang and said, "Yes, you can understand!" That's right! ”

After exhaling again, Ye Zhenzhen shook her head: "What's more terrible, most of the blind dates my mother arranges for me every time are small tyrants like our family in the urban-rural junction, the kind of people who want to save face and can't be easily offended, once they offend, they will cause trouble for our family, you know?" ”

Hu Qiang blinked and nodded: "This ...... Slightly understood! ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said: "Actually, you can do this, if you are annoyed, you can find someone to pretend to be you on a blind date." Even if you don't have such friends, there are a bunch of actors on the Internet, and if you spend some money to hire a young actor, won't the problem be solved? Maybe people look at the right eye, and you have also achieved a marriage with others. ”

Ye Zhenzhen smiled: "What about the kind of situation you said, I understand."

However, I think that this kind of hiring someone to go on a blind date is a bit deceptive, and the kind of situation you said is the best situation with a relatively small possibility, and in most cases, it will only overturn, and both parties will not be able to get off the stage.

After all, you see, the essence of a blind date is actually a transaction.

When the other party is looking for a blind date, they have already investigated the quantitative conditions such as the appearance, education, and family background of both parties, and one party is interested before going to the interview.

It is impossible to go on a blind date like in ancient times, when the two parties don't know anything and don't even know what they look like.

In other words, if people can come over to meet me on a blind date, they have already investigated my situation in advance, and they must know what I look like.

In this case, if I find someone to pretend to be me on a blind date, people will recognize it as fake at a glance, and then they will think that I am not sincere and look down on their family, which will offend people.

Once I offend someone, it doesn't matter if I am far away from the emperor, but my parents will definitely be troubled.

Then you say, my mother originally had good intentions, but I made a fuss, made the family jump, and offended my partner, can I be happy in my heart? ”

Hu Qiang frowned, then touched his chin and nodded: "It seems that this is the truth, then you can first be humble and wronged, have a meal with others, and then politely tell the other party some of your shortcomings, such as sleeping and snoring, not liking to wash feet, and letting the other party know the difficulties and retreat?" ”

Hearing this, Ye Zhenzhen immediately looked like she had seen a ghost, but she quickly covered her mouth and smiled: "You are really damaged!" ”

Hu Qiang stretched out his hands: "Otherwise?" Anyway, it's enough for the result to be good, so why care about the process. ”

Ye Zhenzhen shook her head: "Do you think I haven't tried?" It's a pity that it didn't work. In these years, everyone is not stupid, and people will definitely not believe the things you said about deliberately saying shortcomings, and even if they believe it, they will not care about those little problems.

After all, I said that the essence of a blind date is a transaction, and the main purpose of people coming to a blind date is the family history of both parties, and everything else is secondary, do you understand? ”

"Ah, I see." Hu Qiang nodded again, "It's right, right?" ”

"That's right!" Ye Zhenzhen nodded her fingers, "That's it, so the routines in movies and television that deliberately bury themselves and scare away blind date men basically have no effect in reality, especially in my case, how can people fall for it." ”

"And how did you solve it?" Hu Qiang asked, "How did you solve those blind date men before?" ”

Ye Zhenzhen sighed: "How else can it be solved, it can only be told the truth."

I told him very sincerely that I was not married, and I didn't want to have children, I just want to work hard and live well, so don't waste time on me. ”

"Isn't that great?" Hu Qiang said, "Then you can just continue to say this?" Why are you still looking for me to pretend to be some kind of boyfriend? ”

Ye Zhenzhen frowned and sighed: "The problem is that my charm is too strong. ”

Hu Qiang directly opened his mouth wide, looked at Ye Zhenzhen stupidly, and couldn't say a word.

Seeing Hu Qiang's expression, Ye Zhenzhen glanced at her and sneered: "What, am I not attractive enough?" ”

Speaking of this, Ye Zhenzhen also deliberately made a gesture of stroking her forehead and shaking her head, and then glanced at Hu Qiang from the corner of her eye.

Finding that Hu Qiang was dumbfounded, Ye Zhenzhen suddenly sneered, and fell from the charming goddess style to the world.

After waving her hand at Hu Qiang, Ye Zhenzhen smiled and asked, "What's the matter, are you dumbfounded?" You're not going to fall in love with Hongu too, are you? ”

"Ahem, ahem." Hu Qiang hurriedly cleared his throat and touched his nose, "That's not true, it's just that you suddenly played this set without saying hello, for a while, uh, how to say it, I can't adapt, I'm stuck." ”

Ye Zhenzhen wrinkled her nose at Hu Qiang, then sighed, and said with a self-pitying look: "So, I really wanted to talk to those blind date men before."

But when they saw me in person, they were immediately impressed by the appearance and temperament of this palace, and then they pounced on me like licking a dog, and they didn't give up.

I could only say all the good things, ignore them, and block all means of communication, and then I worked in the institute for a long time, and I went home late after working overtime, and never went for a run again.

Being tossed by me at two points and one line at work, as long as I toss for a month, those second-generation men in the urban-rural junction basically can't stand it, even if some people have strong perseverance and thick skin, at most two months, they can't stand it and leave.

But you know, while they are in pain, I am also in pain.

When I was pursued by those blind date men, I had to go to work to escape, and all forms of entertainment had to be banned, that kind of pain, you know? ”

Hu Qiang blinked: "Probably...... Slightly understood. ”

Ye Zhenzhen took a deep breath: "So, this time, after my mother introduced me to the blind date man again, I decided to change my mind and find someone to pretend to be my boyfriend."

As long as the blind date man and my mom are convinced that I really already have a boyfriend, they won't come to harass me anymore.

At least it will make me cleaner, you see? ”

"Got it." Hu Qiang nodded, "When will your blind date man come?" ”

"About an hour later." Ye Zhenzhen said, "My mother said, let me pick him up at the airport."

So, can you do me a favor? It won't take much time for you to be practical, it will be fine soon, and it shouldn't delay you.

Isn't your flight three hours away? ”

"That's right." Hu Qiang frowned, and subconsciously wanted to refuse.

It's a joke, it's nice to say, but this kind of thing is troublesome when you hear it.

Lao Tzu just wants to be alone and quiet now, and he doesn't want to cause trouble anymore.

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang frowned and shook his head: "Zhenzhen, in fact, I ......"

[Dingdong, you have inspired a new task - true and false. 】

[Agree to Ye Zhenzhen's request, pretend to be Ye Zhenzhen's boyfriend, let the blind date man who came to Shanghai this time know that it is difficult to retreat, and let Ye Zhenzhen's parents believe that you are Ye Zhenzhen's real boyfriend.] 】

[After the mission is successful, a reward of 500,000 yuan in cash, a new Porsche 911 of 2 million level, a million-level Patek Philippe watch, and a set of 500,000-level high-end suits.] 】

Hu Qiang: "......"

(End of chapter)