After seeing Su Kejie's shocked expression, Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips disdainfully, not bothering to answer at all.

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai calmly picked up the mobile phone, calmly pressed his finger, and began to send WeChat voice.

"Honey, do you ask me if it's important to play games or take you to the doctor?

Of course, it is important to take you to see a doctor.

I'm going to see what's wrong with you, I think you're more important than me playing! ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai calmly let go of his finger and sent the voice directly.

Hearing this, Su Kejie's expression was sluggish, and he looked at Pang Xiaobai with a shocked expression:

"Isn't it? Xiaobai, are you crazy? Talking to girls is so arrogant?

If you talk like this, you'll make the girl angry, aren't you afraid? ”

Pang Xiaobai looked up indifferently and said, "What are you afraid of?" I'm not the same person I used to be! ”

Su Kejie frowned: "This tone, it's like the third brother often says, we are not in 1962, are you sure that there is nothing wrong with your brain?" ”

Pang Xiaobai half-squinted his eyes and looked at Su Kejie with disdain:

"What do you know? Can I be the same as the third brother?

Let's put it this way to you.

Since last night I was on Douyin, I showed a few videos of me sitting in a luxury car and blowing suona yesterday.

Good fellow, it didn't take long for thousands of girls to add me.

Ye is now popular, and there are many girls who like Ye.

This one, if you love to go, you can go, and you won't send it.

Believe it or not, the more I say that, the more the girl refuses to go. ”

As soon as he said this, Pang Xiaobai looked down at his mobile phone, and immediately smiled crookedly: "Look, I replied immediately!" ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai picked up his mobile phone and clicked on voice playback.

Soon, a deliberately delicate female clip sound appeared inside:

"Brother Hao, don't be angry, I just said that, I just want to test you and test your IQ.

Congratulations, you've passed, you're really a man, smart, and funny man, I like it so much!

Brother Hao, can we meet? ”

After this voice ended, Pang Xiaobai let go of his fingers calmly, and then looked at Su Kejie with a petrified expression on his face with a calm face.

At this moment, there is no need to say more.

Just one look, everything is in plain sight.

Su Kejie blinked, finally came back to his senses, shook his head, and said, "This world is changing too fast. ”

Pang Xiaobai smiled indifferently: "Ajie, you don't have to envy brother, you look at the Zhihu account that brother registered for you, there are many girls who send you private messages, you can just find one."

So, when you own the whole forest, your mindset will naturally change, and you will never guard a tree again. ”

Su Kejie nodded, looked down at his phone again, and clicked on the private messages.

After reading a few private messages, Su Kejie suddenly frowned and said, "Xiaobai, isn't it right?" ”

"What's wrong?" Pang Xiaobai, who was typing in WeChat with both hands, asked casually.

Su Kejie raised his head and said, "Why do most of the content of those private messages make me brave to face life and let me live strongly?" What the hell is this? ”

Before Pang Xiaobai could speak, Sha Lele next to him suddenly raised his hand and said, "I know the reason." ”

"You know?" Su Kejie looked at Sha Lele in a daze.

Sha Lele nodded, and then walked back and forth with a serious face, while explaining, "That's because you have a genetic disease unique to your family - JKSMTZHQ!" ”

Su Kejie had a petrified expression: "What is it?" ”

Pang Xiaobai said seriously: "Jack Su's facial palsy syndrome, the pinyin initials!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai continued to explain to Su Kejie, who had been petrified: "That's the case, haven't you been expressionless, so I added this character to you."

That is to say, after you have this family genetic disease, you have been paralyzed and cold, and because of this, the girls who are engaged in it dare not come close to you, so you are obviously very rich, but you have been single until now.

You see, when I write like this, I cover up the two shortcomings in you at once, and I go one step further, turning the shortcomings into shining points, inspiring women's sympathy, and making them more likable.

By the way, I'm so good to you, remember to invite me to dinner when you look back! ”

Su Kejie continued to look petrified, completely unsure of what to say.

At this moment, Sha Lele suddenly clenched his hands into fists, and sighed with the demeanor of a literary girl reciting poetry:

"You, Jack Sue, we are very Su Su!

Although you were born with endless wealth, you are still very innocent, you have never been interested in making money, and you have always longed to find a heroine, and then love her with your life! ”

Jack Su looked at Sha Lele blankly: "Lele, are you okay?" ”

Sha Lele returned to his normal accent and said: "Also, this setting is indeed a bit brain-dead and naïve and unrealistic, but it's still a good Su, I really want to watch it, I really want to be the heroine, hehehe!" ”

Su Kejie shook his head, sighed, and no longer paid attention to Sha Lele, who was trapped in YY.

After lowering his head again and looking at the contents of Zhihu on his phone, Su Kejie frowned again and said, "Because of genetic diseases, all the men in my family are ...... Don't live to be thirty-five? ”

Thinking of this, Su Kejie raised his head and looked at Pang Xiaobai with a straight face: "So, I only have a few years to live?" ”

Pang Xiaobai raised his head and sighed: "When you first heard the news, you were very painful, very broken, and couldn't accept the reality.

But in the end, you used great perseverance and self-control to defeat the demons in your heart!

You have made a decision to face this bleak life with a straight face and a smile in the next short time.

And you are still looking forward to finding your true love in the last stage of your life, and then composing a swan song of true love with her! ”

Just when Su Kejie opened his mouth in surprise, Sha Lele smiled beside him and said:

"Don't worry, when you really meet true love, your illness will be cured, and you can continue to live happily with your true love for a long time.

Therefore, what is a terminal illness, this is all a routine!

By the way, I have also seen a beautiful and miserable president, who has more than 100 kinds of tumors all over his body, and as a result, different tumors contain each other, and he actually lived to eighty-eight, and his true love was boiled away! ”

Su Kejie opened his mouth wide again, his face speechless.

After a pause, Su Kejie exhaled and shook his head, looking down at his phone again.

As a result, after reading the comments in the comment area for a while, Su Kejie was surprised again.

"Isn't it? The comment area is full of fancy praise and encouragement? And there are a lot of girls who are confessing to me, saying that they like me and are willing to accompany me to the end? ”

Seeing this, Su Kejie raised his head again and asked Pang Xiaobai with a surprised face: "When did I become popular?" ”

Pang Xiaobai smiled calmly, picked up the mobile phone and pressed the WeChat voice again: "Let me ask you a question, are you willing to be my girlfriend?" ”

After saying this, Pang Xiaobai decisively let go of his finger and sent the voice.

Su Kejie frowned again: "You guys? Xiaobai, have you overdone it? You're going to roll over like that! ”

Pang Xiaobai looked down at his mobile phone and said disdainfully: "What do you know, I call it casting a wide net...... Wait, more than a dozen people agreed in seconds, hahaha. ”

Upon hearing this, Su Kejie was stunned again.

Pang Xiaobai calmly picked up his mobile phone again and said, "Okay dear, I see your sincerity, but you have to wait, I have to ask others first!" ”

After saying this, Pang Xiaobai let go of his hand again and chose to send.

After sending this under-typed voice, Pang Xiaobai looked at his mobile phone, and then Le Hehe looked up and said to Su Kejie:

"You see, there are more than a dozen girls who reply to the word 'good' in seconds.

How's it going, now take it, right? ”

Su Kejie looked surprised and said, "How can it still be like this?" It's a bunch of licking dogs! ”

Pang Xiaobai raised his chin and smiled calmly, and said with a face that saw through the world:

"The goddess who others throw away her dignity and can't catch up with all kinds of kneeling and licking, here in Ye, she is a licking dog who is also undignified!

Any idea what the problem is? ”

Su Kejie shook his head.

Pang Xiaobai lazily raised a finger: "One word, you are rich!" (End of chapter)