"Cut, what important meeting should I have, call me over early in the morning, I can't be absent, it turns out to be daily nonsense."

"In particular, the idea proposed by Lenny at the meeting is to develop a 360-degree rotatable mobile phone charging interface without dead ends?"

"Lenny's brain is w? Isn't this thing already there? That's the charging cable for my shaver, and you're still researching it? ”

"Alas, I really wanted to say this at the time, but seeing that everyone was silent, and even Lisa didn't object, I didn't bother to scold him."

"Come on, if Lenny wants to do it, let him do it, I want to see if he can make a hair!"

In this way, Hu Qiang, who was holding a cup of coffee, complained softly, and calmly walked into the elevator room, ready to go back to the Ministry of Urgency directly.

But when the elevator door closed, Hu Qiang calmly took a sip of coffee, and then waited for the elevator to go down.

Suddenly!

The elevator lights flickered and there was a bang.

Hu Qiang was stunned, looked up at the elevator lights, and then looked at the elevator buttons.

When he found that in the elevator button, the backlight of the third-floor button he had just pressed disappeared, and all the buttons were not backlit, suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened and gasped.

"Isn't it? Broken again? Hu Qiang frowned, "Is it so easy to break?" Didn't you say last time that it had already been overhauled? How did this come again? ”

As soon as the words fell, I suddenly heard a rough electronic voice from the corner of the elevator:

"Violation detected, facial recognition ongoing!"

Hearing this, Hu Qiang looked up and looked around, and soon saw a brand-new camera in the corner of the ceiling.

And that voice just now seems to have come from that new camera.

Just when Hu Qiang frowned, staring at the camera, wondering what was going on.

The gruff electronic voice appeared on the camera again:

"Facial recognition confirms that the offending employee is the manager of the Ministry of Urgency, Hu Qiang."

As soon as he heard this voice, Hu Qiang immediately asked with a puzzled face: "Who are you?" Also, what violating the employee? Where did I break the rules? ”

In the face of Hu Qiang's question, the camera emitted an electronic tone again:

"Manager Hu Qiang, you have violated the company's regulations by drinking drinks in the elevator."

"Huh?" Hu Qiang looked at the coffee in his hand, "I'm just coffee!" ”

"Coffee is also a drink, and it is a violation of the law." The camera replied, "In view of Manager Hu Qiang's violations, on behalf of the company, I will now give you a major punishment." ”

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang immediately frowned: "No, who are you?" Why do you remember me as a big demerit? On what basis is the company represented? ”

The camera replied, "I'm a general-purpose artificial intelligence developed by Ten Thousand Beasts X Labs!" ”

"Artificial intelligence?" Hu Qiang lifted his glasses, "Why haven't I ever heard of it?" ”

"I haven't heard of it." The camera immediately answers.

"I'm newly developed and currently in closed beta, so not many people know about it.

But from today onwards, I will randomly appear in any smart device within the company to monitor employees' violations at all times.

Because I'm an AI, I never make mistakes, and I'm always just and fair.

I am the lightning birth of the Lu Xifa family, the guardian of grassroots employees, the god of bonuses and wages, the king of elevators, handsome! Break! Sky! ”

Hu Qiang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly closed his eyes and muttered to himself:

"Is this company sick? Playing people is addictive, right?

It doesn't matter if you're engaged in artificial intelligence, you can do something good.

It's like Tesla, get some serious stuff.

For example, autonomous driving, robot dogs, drones, etc.

As a result, people don't do anything, and clean up these whole people's.

First staring at music, and then virtual companions, this is another handsome breakthrough?

You don't stop if you don't play people to death, do you?

What's the use of spending so much money on researching this?

It's better to save it and give everyone a salary increase. ”

Hu Qiang just complained about this, claiming to be a handsome artificial intelligence, and suddenly said:

"Manager Hu Qiang thinks that the group is sick and does not raise wages, and the record is on!"

Hearing this, Hu Qiang opened his mouth wide in surprise.

I thought: No, I heard all that whispering? And I'm just just complaining about two sentences, which is also counted? This artificial intelligence is too cautious, right? Is this fair and just?

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly closed his mouth and said with a smile: "Lu ...... No, Shuai Potian brother, I didn't really have an opinion on the company just now, what I just said was actually just a kind of, uh, reverse incentive, repercussion ridicule.

When I say that, I want to mock those stupid employees who can't see the general direction of the future.

Actually, I like artificial intelligence and I like groups even more.

I have always believed that artificial intelligence is the general direction and trend of the future, and it is also the current outlet.

Companies invest in artificial intelligence, no matter how much money they have, it is as it should be, and it is also cost-effective.

What kind of wage increase, that's all in vain.

Engaging in artificial intelligence is much more meaningful than giving employees a salary increase.

After all, artificial intelligence can work 24 hours a day, save money, be more efficient, never make mistakes, and don't have so many things to worry about.

In short, Shuai Potian brothers, the so-called ignorant are not to blame.

I hadn't heard of you before, and I hadn't heard of a company that didn't allow drinks in the elevator.

So, you see that it's my first offense, or forget it.

I just took a sip of coffee, and I didn't mean to, I didn't eat garlic and green onions, I didn't smoke others, and I made a big mistake, isn't it a bit too much?

Otherwise, you just let me go this time, I can't next time, okay? ”

After listening to Hu Qiang's compensatory laughter, Shuai Potian said: "Manager Hu has a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and the punishment of recording a major demerit is being revoked,"

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, another piercing alarm sounded, and the red warning light also lit twice, which frightened Hu Qiang again.

"What's the situation?" Hu Qiang hurriedly looked back and forth, "What's the situation?" What's wrong with it? ”

Shuai Potian said: "Alert! Scanned Manager Hu Qiang's file and found that Manager Hu Qiang often owed his subordinates overtime pay, which was extremely bad in nature, and now according to the regulations on the management of all beasts, you have now lost the qualification to use the elevator. ”

Hearing this, Hu Qiang frowned: "What's the matter?" No, you're kidding me, aren't you? ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang hurriedly pressed the elevator button, but found that there was no reaction.

I pressed the emergency alarm button again, but there was still no response.

After pressing all the buttons one by one, and finding that there was no response, Hu Qiang was really anxious.

"No, what's wrong with that? What's going on? Is there any reason for this? ”

After saying these words, Hu Qiang looked up at the camera again:

"Hey, Brother Shuai Potian, let's be honest and reasonable, when did I owe my subordinates overtime pay?

Not at all!

Every time, I made an application for overtime pay in a regular manner, and none of them fell.

If someone doesn't get overtime pay, it can only be the responsibility of the leader, and it has nothing to do with me!

I am a department manager, and I can only apply for overtime pay, but whether I approve it or not is the leader's pot.

The subordinates didn't get their overtime pay, which was a violation by the leader, not a violation by me.

You can't put the leader's pot on me, right?

This is obviously unreasonable. ”

Shuai Potian responded: "The leader violates the rules, are you right?" Don't you have a sense of right and wrong? Can't you go to the leader to protest? ”

"Huh? Protest? Hu Qiang frowned and said, "Protest is useful, why do you need HR?" If I protested, it would only make things worse. ”

"You're quibbling!" Shuai Potian responded, "A manager who can't protect the interests of his subordinates, and is in the same stream as the leader, and joins hands to squeeze his subordinates, is not a qualified manager!" ”

"Who is in the same boat? Who squeezed his subordinates? Hu Qiang hurriedly said.

"Don't talk nonsense, okay?

I've worked hard, and I've fought for overtime pay for everyone, but the leader just won't approve it, what can I do? ”

Shuai Potian said: "I have worked hard, but there is no result, I am not a qualified manager!" ”

Hu Qiang was stunned: "No, you person, no, you AI, you are obviously unreasonable!"

Is the result that I want to have, and I can have it if I want to have? Why don't you take your time?

The company is so big, there are so many departments, and the process is so cumbersome, so the approval can't be done step by step? ”

Shuai Potian said: "Still quibbling, adding crime to crime!" ”

"Huh?" Hu Qiang frowned.

"Sin on sin? What is this, how is it all wrong?

What is the danger of adding to the sin?

What the hell do you want to do?

Find the difference, right?

Also, what authority do you have to punish people at will?

Who gives you the power? ”

Shuai Potian said: "The chairman created me and designated me as the successor of the group, so it was the chairman who gave me power."

With great power comes great responsibility.

Since the chairman has given me this authority, I must be clear in rewards and punishments, fair and just.

Employees who make mistakes are punished regardless of their position.

In view of the fact that Manager Hu Qiang refused to admit his mistake and did not realize the seriousness of the problem.

Now it has been decided to increase the punishment of Manager Hu Qiang.

The punishment method is being confirmed.

The punishment has been confirmed.

The penalties are decided as follows:

The elevator that Manager Hu Qiang took will fall to the bottom at the fastest speed, and then return to the top floor at the fastest speed, twenty times round trip!

Hold on to the handrails and accept the punishment! ”

As soon as he heard this, Hu Qiang hurriedly put down the coffee and documents in his hand, came to the side and leaned against the wall, holding the handrail tightly with both hands, and shouted loudly to the camera: "Don't mess around, don't mess around!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang shouted again: "What, handsome big brother, let's have something to say, don't play roller coaster at every turn." I, I've got a heart problem, it's going to kill you! Or how about a different punishment?

Like, like, like, can I apologize, apologize to my subordinates? ”

After listening to Hu Qiang's words, Shuai Potian immediately responded: "If the apology is useful, what else do you want me to do?"

Since you have made a mistake, you have to bear the consequences. ”

"Take the responsibility, I bear the consequences." Hu Qiang nodded hurriedly, "As long as you don't play the elevator roller coaster, I will bear everything!" ”

"Apologies!" Handsome and heavenly.

Hu Qiang was stunned, then frowned and asked, "Didn't you just say it, isn't it useless to apologize?" ”

Shuai Potian said: "If you don't apologize sincerely, you can't remember the lesson!" ”

"Huh?" Hu Qiang blinked, and didn't react for a while.

But soon, Hu Qiang hurriedly nodded: "Ah, sincerity!" I get it! In this way, I will sincerely apologize to my subordinates when I go back, one by one, this is always okay, right? ”

"No way!"

"Nani? Not yet? How? Hu Qiang said speechlessly, "My heart is really bad, I will really die!" ”

After listening to Hu Qiang's words, Shuai Potian said: "Okay, in view of Manager Hu Qiang's poor health, I will punish you now, apologize while doing a handstand in the elevator, and apologize sincerely, for ten minutes!" ”

When Hu Qiang heard this, his whole person was not good.

But after blinking, Hu Qiang, who had survived the initial panic, suddenly pondered the taste.

How does this punishment taste so familiar?

Thinking of this, Hu Qiang suddenly let go of the handrail, frowned at the camera and said: "Okay, don't make trouble, hurry up and restore the elevator for me, otherwise, I will look good when I turn around!" ”

"Are you provoking me?"

"Don't come with me!"

Hu Qiang interrupted the other party: "Whatever you are broken, hurry up and restore the elevator for me!"

Otherwise, there is a kind of you killing me here, or wait for me to go out and see how I clean you up.

Ah, forgot, it's useless to clean you up, you're not human.

In this way, if you don't restore the elevator quickly, I won't urge my subordinates to be owed overtime pay before.

Not only will I not urge the overtime pay arrears, but I will also strictly enforce the company's rules and regulations.

Didn't you say that the rules and regulations should be strictly enforced?

Didn't you say that there should be clear rewards and punishments?

Yes!

Then let's have a real strict implementation, and a real reward and punishment!

When the time comes, others can't control it, but in my department, I will strictly implement the company system.

From now on, all subordinates in my department, whether they are late or leave early, or they are not serious in their work, or they are lazy and slippery, but if there is a violation of the company's system, I know that I will give him a C in my evaluation, and they will all be recorded, and then handed over to the leader together.

Believe it or not, just the virtues of those guys in my department.

Once I strictly implement the company system.

Not only will everyone's winnings be wasted!

A lot of people may have to deduct their money!

Even, if it is serious, you may be fired by the company!

Now the company is already looking for ways to lay off employees.

If I let the people above know that my subordinates are all cheating and cheating, I just have the opportunity to get rid of people.

Looking back, if someone from my department asks, why are you so strict with them?

I told everyone that it was because of you that I had to pay attention to fairness and justice, and that rewards and punishments were clear, so I had to strictly implement the company system.

Therefore, if everyone wants to complain, they will blame you.

Who made you so selfless, with clear rewards and punishments?

Since it is fair and just, then all of them are treated equally.

You can't just punish me.

If I make a mistake, I will be punished, and if my subordinates are wrong, they will also be punished.

I also encourage everyone to monitor each other and report to each other.

Come on, punish each other, hurt each other!

I'd like to see who can play whom!

Well, I do what I say.

If you're not afraid, come on! ”

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang took a deep breath: "I'll count three times, if you don't restore the elevator for me, then don't talk about it, go back and wait for me to go out, I will immediately re-evaluate my subordinates, punish if there is a mistake, strictly enforce, and see who is unlucky!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the handsome man stopped talking.

Taking a deep breath, Hu Qiang carefully pressed the third floor of the elevator button again.

It was found that the background light of the button on the third floor was lit up, and the elevator went down again.

Hu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, blindly tolerating it is unacceptable, and being tough is the king. (End of chapter)