727 When she comes, I'll be dumb!
"Hey, Applejack, okay, why did you buy a salted fish statue and come back? Do you want to remind everyone in the Ministry of Emergencies that they are all salted fish? ”
As soon as he heard Ouyang Mofei's question, Su Kejie, who was carefully wiping the wood carving in his hand, immediately retorted: "What do you know, this is not a salted fish, it is a carp!" ”
"Ahh Ouyang Mofei raised his eyebrows and nodded, "It turns out that this salted fish is a carp!" ”
Su Kejie glared at Ouyang Mofei, then put down the wood carving and said: "This statue of mine is very meaningful, called the Fish Leaping Dragon Gate!" ”
Ouyang Mofei smiled: "So what? ”
Su Kejie said: "So, didn't Ruoyu go to the marketing department for an interview, this thing is the transfer gift I gave her, I hope she can leap into the dragon gate, in the new department, she can go to the next level, from a fish, to a dragon!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Sha Lele immediately smiled and said, "Teacher Ajie, you are so caring, you can actually think of the Leaping Dragon Gate?" It's a great head, it's good! ”
"Of course!" Su Kejie tilted his chin at Sha Lele, his face full of pride.
At this moment, Pang Xiaobai pushed a small cart and pushed a large object covered with a red cloth, and walked in excitedly.
"Come on, come on, everyone, come over and have a look! This is my transfer gift to Ruoyu, very colorful! If you see it, you will definitely die of joy! ”
Seeing Pang Xiaobai pushing things in a small cart, Sha Lele hurriedly asked, "It's so big!" Teacher Xiaobai, what is this? Still covered with a red cloth? Taishan stone? ”
Pang Xiaobai made a side face: "Taishan stone is so cheesy, my gift is much stronger than stone!" ”
Ouyang Mofei said impatiently: "What are you talking about, hurry up!" ”
"Okay." Pang Xiaobai smiled, grabbed the red sermon in his hand, "The mystery will be revealed soon!" ”
After saying this, Pang Xiaobai grabbed the red cloth and twitched it, revealing the true face of the gift inside.
It turned out to be a large Fish Leaping Dragon Gate wood carving, which was exactly the same as the wood carving in Su Kejie's hand, but it was much larger.
When they saw the carp wood carving, everyone was stunned.
Especially Su Kejie, look at Pang Xiaobai's big carp, and then look at the small carp in his hand.
Suddenly, Su Kejie stood up violently and scolded Pang Xiaobai angrily: "Okay, you Xiaobai, I'll just say why is the biggest one gone, it turned out that he was cut off by your kid?" ”
Pang Xiaobai said: "Okay, you Ajie, and copy my creativity?" It was the first idea I came up with, you knockoff! ”
"Nonsense!" Su Kejie said, "Obviously, you copied my idea and intercepted my beard!" You thief! ”
"You're a thief!" Pang Xiaobai said, "I made a reservation half a month ago, more than two thousand yuan!" This is mine! ”
"You plagiarize!"
"You're plagiarizing!"
"You're shameless!"
"You're even more shameless!"
Seeing that Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai were arguing more and more, Ouyang Mofei hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, enough, stop arguing!" ”
After stopping Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai, Ouyang Mofei shook his head and said:
"I said, you two, do you want this?
Secretary Jin just went to the marketing department for an interview, and he may not be able to transfer successfully!
Therefore, I advise you, put away this pair of salted fish father and son first, and then take it out to show when Ruoyu has a letter, it will not be too late. ”
Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai glared at each other, then snorted together and turned their heads to each other.
Sha Lele smiled and said, "Mo Fei is great, I think that if Teacher Ruoyu is this time, he will definitely be able to transfer successfully."
After all, this time, she was well prepared, and in order to add points to the interview, she also deliberately spent a lot of money to buy a new dress!
She is so well prepared and has so much money, it always increases the chance of success, right? ”
"So what?" Ouyang Mofei said in a lazy tone.
"When did Secretary Jin go to another department for an interview, wasn't he well prepared, wasn't he ambitious, didn't he buy new clothes in advance? The result? Don't you go complacent every time, and go back in despair?
If you don't say anything else, just speak the dialect of Secretary Jin, how many departments can want her? ”
Listening to Ouyang Mofei's words, Su Kejie nodded: "What Mo Fei said is right, if you are stupid, it is good anywhere, but that dialect is too deductive, and you will suffer a lot during the interview." ”
"Not necessarily." Pang Xiaobai said, "If you go to the interview before, because the dialect was brushed down, it is indeed no problem."
However, I heard that this interview is an AI interview, which is absolutely fair and just, and does not discriminate against dialects.
Therefore, in this interview, I think the probability of a successful transfer is much higher!
After all, it is impossible for AI to discriminate against foolish tongue drops! ”
"Makes sense!" Sha Lele nodded thoughtfully.
Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "Whatever!" However, I still say the same, you hurry up and put away this pair of salted fish father and son! Wait for Ruoyu to come back, confirm the news, and surprise her together, okay? ”
Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie nodded at the same time, and said at the same time: "Makes sense!" ”
After saying this, the two of them were stunned at the same time, glanced at each other, and then "hummed" at the same time, and each put away their salted fish, no, carp wood carving.
After the two of them put the carp statues in the pipe room and came back together, Ouyang Mofei immediately said: "Congratulations, you don't need to send your salted fish father and son." ”
"Huh?" Su Kejie was stunned, "Why?" ”
Ouyang Mofei put down his phone: "I just saw the internal news, the internal recruitment of the marketing department has ended, and there is no Secretary Jin in the list of newcomers who are recruited internally." ”
Hearing this, Pang Xiaobai frowned and said, "That means that if you fool her, you will fail to transfer again?" ”
Ouyang Mofei nodded: "So, instead of trying to celebrate her successful transfer, you should find a way to comfort her." ”
Su Kejie nodded with Pang Xiaobai.
Soon, Sha Lele took out two aromatherapy bottles and put them on Jin Ruoyu's table.
Pang Xiaobai took out a rose and put it on Jin Ruoyu's table.
Seeing that Sha Lele and Pang Xiaobai had expressed something, Su Kejie frowned, and quickly thought of something.
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie turned on the computer, operated as fiercely as a tiger, and then used the printer to type out a bust of Jin Ruoyu.
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie found an empty photo frame and put the printed bust of Jin Ruoyu into the photo frame.
After doing all this, Su Kejie took Jin Ruoyu's photo frame and put it on Jin Ruoyu's table in a dignified manner.
Not only that, but he also felt that the placement on the table was not beautiful enough, and he deliberately rearranged the fragrance sent by Sha Lele and the roses sent by Pang Xiaobai.
After putting it back in place, feeling satisfied, Su Kejie nodded, clapped his hands, and returned to his seat.
"Remember!" Pang Xiaobai immediately said, "Wait a minute, if the fool comes, everyone will treat it as if nothing happened, try to downplay this matter, and don't mention the matter of job transfer, understand?" ”
Su Kejie and Sha Lele both nodded.
Then Pang Xiaobai turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei who was drinking coffee.
Ouyang Mofei immediately shrugged his shoulders: "When she comes, I'll be dumb!" That's all right, right? ”
Pang Xiaobai nodded solemnly: "Very good, in this way, everyone has reached a consensus, Ruoyu should also rest assured!" (End of chapter)