"Alas, if you are foolish, what about eating?"

Hearing Pang Xiaobai's greeting, Jin Ruoyu, who was eating with his head down, was stunned for a moment, then blinked, turned his head directly, didn't look, didn't say.

Finding that Jin Ruoyu didn't respond, and turned his head, Pang Xiaobai frowned, and hurriedly asked in his hometown: "What's wrong?" Not happy? Who bullied you? ”

Finding that Pang Xiaobai was still asking, Jin Ruoyu had no choice but to say calmly: "Mu You, Mu Ren bullies him." ”

"Then why are you expressionless and still don't reply to me?" Pang Xiaobai frowned and said, "Don't lie to me, you must have something to do!" ”

Jin Ruoyu continued to say expressionlessly: "Mu You, I just want to eat quietly." ”

Pang Xiaobai looked incredulous: "You don't coax me!" Look at it, you have drops written all over your face, someone is bullying you! You're not happy! ”

Jin Ruoyu turned his head to look at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, holding back his expression.

Although he looks cold and ruthless on the surface, in his heart, Jin Ruoyu is about to laugh and hurt his stomach.

Well, no one really bullied Jin Ruoyu, but since everyone spoke their hometown dialect today, Jin Ruoyu kept laughing all morning, and as a result, he laughed out of his crow's feet.

She was afraid that if she continued, the wrinkles would become more and more and deeper, so she deliberately found a place where no one was around, not wanting to be laughed at anymore, not wanting to have wrinkles anymore.

What's more, after laughing all morning, she also has to take a break and be calm and calm.

Otherwise, she was afraid that if she continued to laugh like this, she would not only laugh crow's feet, but also laugh and hurt her stomach.

Laughing too much is also a pain!

Seeing Jin Ruoyu's forbearant expression, Pang Xiaobai misunderstood again, thinking that Jin Ruoyu had a strong personality, even if he was bullied, he didn't want to say it and let him worry about it.

"Since you won't say it." Pang Xiaobai said in his own dialect, "Otherwise, I'll read you a poem, use ancient poems to Mingzhi, and inspire you!" ”

Speaking of this, without waiting for Jin Ruoyu to respond, Pang Xiaobai raised his head, squinted his eyes, and sang in the authentic Luzhou dialect: "When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom!" ”

As soon as he heard this Luzhou-flavored poem, Jin Ruoyu was directly stunned.

At this moment, her heart has begun to laugh, but her reason forcibly suppresses herself, so that she should not laugh and continue to be a cold-faced beauty.

At this time, Pang Xiaobai was still reading: "The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor!" ”

Belch!

Jin Ruoyu suddenly hiccuped, which was the result of forcibly suppressing the smile.

Pang Xiaobai sighed and said: "If you are foolish, this poem "Fu Ju after the First Queen" was written after Di Huangchao went to participate in the imperial examination at the end of the Tang Dynasty and fell to Sun Shan.

Probably means, you people don't look down on my turtle son, and sooner or later I will make you regret dying!

What's going on, are you happy? Refreshing? ”

Jin Ruoyu opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and forcibly suppressed the hilarious impulse in his heart.

But I feel like I'm about to be irrepressible.

It's just so funny.

Yes, Pang Xiaobai said this poem in Sichuan dialect, and his wife was so funny.

No, you can't laugh, or the crow's feet will come out.

Thinking of this, Jin Ruoyu closed his eyes with great perseverance, took a deep breath again, forcibly suppressed the hilarious impulse in his heart, and did not let the laughter come out.

But this expression of forcibly suppressing himself made Pang Xiaobai misunderstand again, thinking that Jin Ruoyu hated what he had just said, and he was extremely unhappy and suppressed his anger.

After blinking, Pang Xiaobai hurriedly explained: "If you are foolish, don't be angry, this, the poem I read means that it is a little difficult to understand, so I will tell you again in the vernacular, and you will definitely understand." ”

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai didn't care about Jin Ruoyu's wide eyes, and said directly with a smile in his hometown:

"When autumn comes, I bloom, and you'll all be scum.

Everyone praises the fragrance of chrysanthemums, and the whole city is yellow haha. ”

Poof, Jin Ruoyu broke the defense, and he couldn't help it.

"Aha, ahahaha! Aha! ”

In this way, Jin Ruoyu laughed wildly while lying on the desk, and cried wildly in his heart.

It's over, it's over, it's over.

Crow's feet, it's coming again!

What an ancient poem!

It's a happy planet!

I can't bear it, I can't bear it!

Aha, ahahaha......

No, I can't let him talk about it anymore.

Besides, the crow's feet on the forehead really can't be pressed!

Thinking of this, Jin Ruoyu slapped the table with both hands, with tears in the corners of his eyes, forcibly held back his laughter, and looked up at Pang Xiaobai painfully and happily.

"Xiaobai!" Jin Ruoyu said in a trembling tone, "You, you still speak Mandarin." ”

"That's not going to work." Pang Xiaobai immediately said, "Okay, everyone will speak hometown dialect in the future, and we will support you together!" I can't break the rules! ”

Jin Ruoyu took a deep breath, suppressed the impulse of reimbursement in his heart again, and then said half-crying and half-laughing: "Then you can teach your forehead to speak Mandarin." If you drop words like this, you can use it when you are interviewing in the future! ”

Pang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then nodded: "It's also ha, then I'll teach you a ha, and get some practical drops first." ”

Seeing Jin Ruoyu nodding, Pang Xiaobai switched to Mandarin and said, "Come, read with me, hello!" ”

Jin Ruoyu immediately followed: "Hello." ”

"Very good!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Come again, my name is Jin Ruoyu." ”

Jin Ruoyu immediately followed along: "My name, Jin, Ruo, Fool!" “

"It's very good!" Pang Xiaobai smiled slightly, "Go on, thank you, give me the opportunity to interview!" ”

Jin Ruoyu blinked, took a deep breath, and read: "Thank you, you, give ......"

"Me, me!" Pang Xiaobai hurriedly reminded.

Jin Ruoyu frowned and said, "Give it to ...... I...... Tearing ......"

"Try! Interview! Try! Pang Xiaobai reminded again.

Jin Ruoyu blinked quickly, and then corrected: "Face ...... Try...... Opportunity! ”

"Hey, yes, that's good." Pang Xiaobai said, "Next, let's talk about it again." ”

Immediately afterwards, Pang Xiaobai said in Mandarin: "Hello, my name is Jin Ruoyu, thank you for giving me the opportunity to interview!" Here you go! ”

Jin Ruoyu blinked and thought about it, and then read slowly: "You...... Good! ”

"Very good!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Say hurry up!" Say it all in one go! ”

Jin Ruoyu hurriedly said: "My name is Jin Ruoyu, thank you for giving me the opportunity to interview." ”

After finishing speaking, Jin Ruoyu looked at Pang Xiaobai with great interest: "What's the matter?" What's the drop? ”

Pang Xiaobai blinked, and said with an expression that he didn't know how to evaluate: "Well, probably, almost, more than half of the right, it's still very good, and it's very progressive." ”

As soon as he heard this, Jin Ruoyu reacted, and turned his head with a straight face: "Okay, it's white, I know that the forehead is not good in Mandarin, you don't need to comfort the forehead." ”

Hearing Jin Ruoyu say this, Pang Xiaobai laughed: "Ruoyu, you don't have to be sad, in fact, I ......"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly switched from Mandarin to Luzhou dialect and said, "Or, I'll read you another poem?" ”

"Don't!" Jin Ruoyu hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't read it again, don't!" (End of chapter)