735 Stereotypes, or not!
The next day, everyone in the Ministry of Urgency still insisted on speaking their hometown.
However, in order to avoid being ridiculed, everyone tried to work in the Ministry of Urgent Affairs, tried to go out as much as possible, and talked as little as possible.
Only Tang Haixing is still energetic, refreshed, and very owner-oriented, using his Henan accent everywhere to chat with different people, or to pay attention to everyone's work progress.
There is no way, when Hu Qiang is rotten, only Tang Haixing can help him keep an eye on the progress.
Since Tang Haixing recommended himself, Hu Qiang was also happy to shake the pot.
Anyway, the matter of staring at people to urge progress is not pleasing in the first place.
With Tang Haixing doing it for him, Hu Qiang was relieved.
"What a few!"
Tang Haixing, who claimed to be agent Tang, took a small notebook, walked to Ouyang Mofei's workstation, and asked in his authentic Luoyang dialect:
"That online mall is dripping adjustments, what are you doing? This is the chairman's own son project, you have to be careful! Can't be sloppy! ”
Ouyang Mofei said in Wuxi without raising his head while typing on the keyboard: "The only thing you and the chairman have in common is that they both speak Henan dialect, I ask you, be quiet, don't bother me, don't distract me!" ”
It's a pity that for Ouyang Mofei's authentic Wuxi dialect, Tang Haixing didn't understand a word.
However, he couldn't say that he didn't understand, and he couldn't let Ouyang Mofei repeat it again in Mandarin.
That's self-defeating.
Because it was Tang Haixing's persistence and moral kidnapping that everyone continued to speak their hometown.
Otherwise, as early as yesterday at noon, the Ministry of Urgent Affairs' hometown speech operation would have been officially canceled.
After swallowing his saliva, Tang Haixing blinked, then nodded and said, "Very good!" As soon as I heard Mo Fei speak so energetically, I knew that it was going very well! I appreciate it! ”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing looked at Pang Xiaobai again: "Xiaobai, are you coming?" Functional household appliances drop copywriting, what's going on? ”
Pang Xiaobai just turned his head, and before he could speak, Tang Haixing said solemnly at him again: "Remember!" Copywriting, be sure to touch the soul! Be sure to go deep!
Of course, if it really doesn't work, considering your special situation, you can drink some wine appropriately to find inspiration.
But don't drink too much, it's easy to affect your work! ”
Pang Xiaobai's eyes widened and said, "I'll drink you a skewer!" What are special circumstances? I'm from Luzhou, so I must be able to drink? Stereotypes are unacceptable! ”
"Good." Tang Haixing smiled and nodded, "Seeing that you are so energetic, I am also relieved!" Keep up the good work! ”
Immediately afterwards, Tang Haixing no longer paid attention to Pang Xiaobai, who began to stare at him, and came to Jin Ruoyu again.
"If you are foolish, what about you? What are you doing? Hurry up and report it, I can make a record and hand it over to Manager Hu. ”
Jin Ruoyu blinked, then opened his mouth wide, and spoke Mandarin word by word:
"I ...... Correct...... At...... For...... Collar...... Guide ......"
"Say hurry!" Tang Haixing said subconsciously.
Urged by Tang Haixing, Jin Ruoyu couldn't hold back, and quickly switched to Shaanxi dialect and said quickly: "Prepare for the meeting documents!" ”
After saying this sentence in one breath, Jin Ruoyu immediately lowered his head and supported his forehead: "Oops! Forehead drop sky! Why is this speed of speech, forehead drop Mandarin, can't keep up with forehead mouth nirvana? ”
"Wood matter, wood relationship!" Tang Haixing said with a smile, "This week, everyone speaks their hometown, you don't have to force yourself to speak Mandarin, it's good to continue to speak your hometown!" ”
Jin Ruoyu glanced at Tang Haixing, and then turned his head and ignored him.
At that moment, the door to the pipe room suddenly opened.
Soon, I saw Su Kejie, wearing square glasses, wearing a plaid shirt, carrying a black travel bag, and a lot of white hair on his head.
After entering, Su Kejie looked around, and then pointed to his white hair and his plaid shirt at the crowd that were staring at him dumbfounded.
Jin Ruoyu asked with a puzzled face, "Ajie?" What are you...... Staying up late to retouch pictures, and getting white? ”
Pang Xiaobai said: "What a white head overnight!" Obviously, he's wearing a wig! I specially prepared a drop for him! ”
Jin Ruoyu then looked at Pang Xiaobai: "Why?" ”
Pang Xiaobai narrowed his eyes and waved his right hand: "As the saying goes, if you don't have hair on your mouth, you can't do things well!" Therefore, a little bit of adding a sense of vicissitudes of time can make it easier for people to believe that he is a mature designer! ”
"Oh, I see." Jin Ruoyu couldn't help but smile and nodded at Su Kejie, who was wearing a wig.
Tang Haixing frowned, looked at Su Kejie carefully, and then said in Henan dialect: "Hey, Mr. Ajie is now an old man in Ajie, this is really ...... Are you expensive this year? ”
"Twenty-seven!" Su Kejie glared at Tang Haixing angrily.
"Applejack?" Jin Ruoyu forced a smile and asked, "Is it necessary to do this?" ”
"Yes, of course!" Su Kejie nodded at Jin Ruoyu.
Immediately afterwards, Su Kejie walked to the side expressionlessly and said in authentic Hunan dialect:
"I've been working for five years, but I've had fifteen years of experience.
Because you work eight hours a day.
And I work twenty-four hours a day!
It's three times as much as you! ”
Hearing this, Jin Ruoyu nodded and said, "Well, Ajie's words, the senior designer feels like it's on paper!" It's really different! ”
Su Kejie squinted at Jin Ruoyu, and then nodded very seriously.
Ouyang Mofei smiled and complained a few words in Wuxi dialect, but unfortunately no one at the scene understood, and what he said was the same as not saying it.
Pang Xiaobai looked at Ouyang Mofei, who continued to type on the keyboard after complaining, blinked, and then said:
"Although I don't understand, but looking at Murphy's expression and tone, I guess she was just complaining that Applejack's wig is too fake and not sincere enough!"
"Which of them am insincere?" Su Kejie asked Ouyang Mofei.
"Well, yes." Pang Xiaobai hurriedly waved his hand at Su Kejie, "Mo Fei, you know, I'm complaining, don't worry about her." ”
Ouyang Mofei sighed, raised his head, looked at Su Kejie, and switched to Mandarin: "I was just asking, you changed your skin, and the people in the design department can believe that you are a senior designer?" Don't they recognize you? ”
Su Kejie said: "Hey, you don't understand.
In fact, every time I went to the program before, they never looked at me squarely.
Chances are, they don't even remember what I look like, only that I'm a person.
Since stereotypes are inevitable, I'm going to make the most of that!
Now, I drop the persona, is an AB blood type, wears square-framed glasses, Aquarius drops, senior male designer!
You see, I dripping this gray hair and witnessing all the projects I created drip! It is also a portrayal of my senior experience!
Oh yes, I'm still one, left-handed! ”
"Left-handed? Is there a difference? Jin Ruoyu asked.
"Absolutely!" Su Kejie raised his left hand and said, "Because left-handed, between gestures, people can feel that I am smarter than others!" More special! Be more creative! ”
Speaking of this, Su Kejie helped his flat square-framed glasses, and then calmly returned to his workstation under everyone's attention.
"Alas!" Tang Haixing frowned and sighed, "Stereotype, it's unacceptable!" (End of chapter)