742 The only way to solve worries is gossip!
After the hometown dialect incident, the Broken Affairs Department rarely stopped for a while.
However, a company like Ten Thousand Beasts with many people and miscellaneous people who can make trouble, and the long-term peace is destined not to belong to the company, at least not to the Ministry of Broken Things that does everything.
No, recently the company didn't know who proposed it, and decided to set up an anonymous forum, hoping that everyone would speak freely in the anonymous forum, so that employees can have a place to complain and release pressure, and then improve work efficiency.
Such a *** proposal was quickly passed by the chairman of the board of directors, and quickly began to be implemented, so that Hu Qiang, who heard about the matter, subconsciously felt that something was going to happen next.
His ruined department, after seeing it, is not peaceful again.
Well, I'm a little excited to hurry up all of a sudden.
In this way, on the second day of the official opening of the anonymous forum, Ouyang Mofei, Jin Ruoyu and Sha Lele, the three goddesses of the Ministry of Broken Things, who had lunch, naturally gathered together.
The three of them drank coffee together in the lounge and chatted gossip, in this way, to pass the boring days.
Of course, Ouyang Mofei was forced, she originally just wanted to play with her mobile phone quietly here, but who knew that she was seen by Sha Lele, and then pulled Jin Ruoyu over.
Then, the three women played a scene, and naturally chatted about gossip.
"Ah, I see!" Jin Ruoyu, who was browsing the anonymous forum through his laptop, suddenly frowned.
"No wonder, after I came to work today, I found that there was an extra set of first aid kits on each floor.
Originally, it was strange, but after reading the anonymous news, it turned out that someone suddenly had a heart attack on the fifteenth floor before, and it was true, not a rumor!
It seems that because of this, the company has equipped each floor with a first-aid kit, which can be regarded as a remedy."
"Who's to say it isn't?" Sha Lele, who was also browsing the anonymous forum on his laptop, frowned and nodded to Jin Ruoyu.
"It is said that the person who had a heart attack was a girl, about the same age as me, and she was also a new person.
Alas, it's really miserable to have a heart attack at such a young age!"
Jin Ruoyu looked at the news in the anonymous forum, and before he could speak, Ouyang Mofei next to him replied lazily:
"What's this, it's not because of the desperate routine, which leads to the younger heart attack, the expansion of depression, and the widespread baldness. If you don't make changes, this kind of thing will happen sooner or later, what is the use of what first aid kit is on each floor? Pure self-deception."
Sha Lele nodded: "Fortunately, that girl had a heart attack in the company, and she was sent to the hospital in time after being discovered by her colleagues.
Ouyang Mofei pouted and said, "You have to think like this, if that girl doesn't usually work so hard and finds more time to rest at home, she may not have a heart attack."
"Makes sense." Sha Lele nodded approvingly, "So, Mo Fei greatly means that we must combine work and rest, and we must rest well at home, so as to reduce the chance of heart attack, right?"
Ouyang Mofei lazily turned his head to look at Sha Lele: "No, I mean, touching fish makes people happy, you have to learn more from Lao Hu, after going to work, just touch the fish if you have nothing to do, be lazy, don't fight so hard, so that you can be happy!"
Jin Ruoyu sighed beside him: "Alas, if you want to talk about being in a happy mood, how can you solve your worries, only gossip!"
To put it bluntly, as a professional woman, if you want to keep a happy mood at all times, it is not enough to touch the fish, the key is to gossip daily.
At this point, our company is really intimate, and we actually took the initiative to open an anonymous forum section within the company, so that everyone can talk freely in it and gossip at any time.
Ah, these gossip posts are so useful, looking at the drop forehead is exciting, you have to be happy, oh roar roar."
Hearing Jin Ruoyu say this, Sha Lele frowned, and looked down at the anonymous forum on his laptop screen again.
"But Mr. Ruoyu, these are all anonymous posts, and the things everyone writes are so strange, many of them are like code words, I can't understand them at all!
For example, in this post, SC has an I, which often violates P
P's O?
What is this? Is it the latest internet slang?"
Ouyang Mofei replied lazily: "This kind of post with abbreviations and code words, those who understand it naturally understand, and those who don't understand it don't need to understand."
Jin Ruoyu looked at Ouyang Mofei, and then said to Sha Lele, "Don't listen to her, take a look."
Sha Lele hurriedly handed his laptop to Jin Ruoyu.
Jin Ruoyu looked at the post that Sha Lele said, and smiled slightly: "Oh, it's very simple, I understand!"
"Teacher Ruoyu, what do you understand?" Sha Lele hurriedly asked.
Jin Ruoyu said: "This SC should be the abbreviation of the marketing department, and the I in the back refers to the first-level drip manager."
"What about PP?" Sha Lele asked.
Jin Ruoyu said: "PP is the abbreviation of the brand department, and the one behind it should not be the letter O, but a circle symbol. If you think about it, you will understand it immediately."
Sha Lele nodded thoughtfully and said, "In other words, there is a level 1 manager in the marketing department who often infringes on the business circle of the brand department?
Ah, could it be that the marketing department wants to steal the business cake of the brand department?"
Jin Ruoyu smiled at Sha Lele: "Yes, yes, you realized!"
"I see." Sha Lele nodded, "If the news is true, then this is really exciting enough. But if the other party says this, aren't you afraid that the people in the marketing department will see it and then trouble the people in the brand department?"
Jin Ruo smiled foolishly: "This is an anonymous forum, and I didn't say who broke the news, and the drops are abbreviations and symbols, even if the real drops see the problem, they can't take one to complain."
What is an anonymous forum? Here's the point!
Anonymous and anonymous, isn't it to complain anonymously and relieve stress.
Therefore, since people dare to say it, they are not afraid that you will guess it, and it will be useful to guess it anyway."
"I see." Sha Lele nodded, "This is the legend, you know I'm talking about you, but you can't do anything about me?"
"You've got the essence!" Jin Ruoyu smiled at Sha Lele.
As soon as he said this, Pang Xiaobai suddenly rushed over and whispered to everyone mysteriously, "Everyone, heavy news, heavy news!"
"What's the news?" Sha Lele asked subconsciously.
Pang Xiaobai looked left and right, and then continued to whisper: "Hey, do you want to know, why is there suddenly an extra set of first-aid kits on every floor today?"
As soon as they heard this, the three of them, who were still a little interested, immediately lost all interest.
Especially Sha Lele, the performance should not be too obvious.
Seeing everyone's smiling expressions looking at him, Pang Xiaobai, who was excited, suddenly pulled down his face:
"Okay, look at the way you guys look, you all know that?".
"Xiaobai!" Jin Ruoyu smiled and comforted Pang Xiaobai.
"Don't be too discouraged.
Because, it's not that you're too vegetable, it's that you're too strong against your opponent.
After all, you are now facing the drop, but the 007 of the Broken Affair Department, the 2D layer detective, the spiritual leader of the eight groups of ten thousand beasts, and the honorary president of the Great Association of Drops.
So, in the face of such a powerful opponent, you better go back and rest and find some new materials."
Pang Xiaobai pouted: "Sure enough, I knew that the things in the anonymous forum couldn't be hidden at all for those who had a heart."