"Hehehehe, hehe, hehe!"

Finding that Sha Lele had been looking at his mobile phone, Su Kejie, who walked into the conference room with her, couldn't help but say: "Lele, since just now, you have been laughing non-stop, why, are you watching the anonymous forum again?" ”

"Uh-huh." Sha Lele nodded hurriedly.

Su Kejie shook his head, sat in a chair, and put the documents on the conference table, and then said to Sha Lele, who was still looking at his phone: "Lele, the meeting is about to start, if you want to watch it, you can watch it now, and you can't read it when the meeting is held later, in that case, Manager Hu will be angry." ”

Sha Lele nodded again: "Don't worry, I know the severity!" ”

After Sha Lele put away his mobile phone and sat down in his seat, for some reason, he suddenly couldn't help laughing.

"What the hell were you looking at before?" Su Kejie asked, "Is it that funny?" ”

"Of course." Sha Lele laughed, "I just saw a miserable and hilarious breaking news post, it's really funny." ”

"You'd better keep it." Su Kejie said expressionlessly, "Hurry up and return your mind to work, so as not to wait for the next training." ”

"Hmm!" Sha Lele nodded, "I see." ”

But soon, Sha Lele couldn't help but explain in detail: "Teacher Ajie, that breaking news post is like this.

said that there is a male colleague in our company, in order to make himself look man, he actually bought a fake chest hair sticker! ”

As soon as he heard this, Su Kejie, who didn't care much about it, suddenly paused, then slowly raised his head and slowly turned his head to look at Sha Lele.

Sha Lele continued: "It's nothing, it's funny in the back.

The male colleague who bought a fake chest hair patch wore a fake chest hair patch and went to the gym to work out, wanting more people to see his manly side.

As a result, when he was working out in the gym, because he was sweating too much, his fake chest hair patch fell off on the spot, and everyone looked at it, the scene was very amazing! You say it's miserable or not, you say it's funny or not, hehehehehe, hehe! ”

Hearing this, Su Kejie's eyes widened, he subconsciously clenched his fists, and his breathing became slightly short.

Seeing that Sha Lele was still there stupidly, Su Kejie couldn't help but ask: "That's all there is to the breaking news post?" Anything else? ”

Sha Lele, who was laughing, hurriedly said: "Yes, there is." ”

Said me, Sha Lele took out his mobile phone, looked at the revelations on it and said: "That's the case, it also said that the male colleague, when he left the previous company, he forgot to leave the group, and it turned out that the people in the group were making fun of him every day, and they gave him various nicknames."

For example, once, when he went to the bathhouse with his former colleagues to experience the bathing culture, he was directly cried by the Northeast master inside, so he had the nickname of Xiao Niang Shengfang, because the skin is thin and juicy! Hehehe! ”

Hearing this, Su Kejie turned his head angrily, clenched his fists, and hated in his heart.

The reason is very simple, because the incident just now is what happened to him.

If the chest hair sticking to the gym fell out was a coincidence, it could be someone else.

But if combined with the matter of leaving the company and forgetting to leave the group, then Su Kejie has a ninety percent chance of being sure that the miserable and funny male colleague mentioned in the breaking news post is him, Su Kejie!

"And whatever!" Sha Lele continued to look at the post and read.

"When this person went to the movies with his former colleagues, he was very noisy and liked to complain about all kinds of goofs, so it was also called 'Sao Tucao Quack'!

He took a nap in the office, slept too hard, and was pushed by his colleagues to wake up and explain to the leader, under the pretext that he was not asleep, but was pressed by the ghost, so he couldn't move, so he got the name 'ghost sleep'! ”

Speaking of this, Sha Lele smiled again: "Hahaha, how can there be such a disgusted inverted frieze, it's so miserable, it's so funny, hahaha!" ”

Just as Sha Lele leaned back with a smile, Su Kejie clenched his fists angrily.

Pang Xiaobai suddenly pushed the door in.

After entering the conference room and seeing Su Kejie with a gloomy face, and Sha Lele laughing, Pang Xiaobai frowned and said, "Didn't you say that there was another meeting?" What's wrong with just the two of you? What about Lao Hu? Not here yet? ”

"It should be almost there!" Su Kejie raised his head and said lightly.

"Oh." Pang Xiaobai nodded, "Then I'll wait." ”

At this moment, Su Kejie suddenly said to Sha Lele, who was still smiling and reading the post next to him: "Lele, go get some drinks." ”

"Oh." Sha Lele didn't doubt him, stood up with a smile, and left the conference room quickly.

Seeing this, Pang Xiaobai frowned slightly, as if he realized something, so he pursed his lips, turned around directly, and faced Su Kejie with his back.

After making sure that Sha Lele was gone, Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai's back, his face was expressionless, and he asked in a flat tone: "Pang Xiaobai, let me ask you, did you go to the anonymous forum to hack me?" ”

As soon as he heard this, Pang Xiaobai, who was facing Su Kejie with his hands in his pockets, turned his head with a look of arrogance, and looked at Su Kejie with slanted eyes.

"Speak!" Su Kejie looked at him with a gloomy face, "Do you dare to admit it?" ”

Pang Xiaobai pursed his lips, and suddenly said loudly with an exaggerated expression: "No? How can I have? ”

Seeing that Su Kejie was about to open his mouth to speak, Pang Xiaobai took the first step and said, "Wait, I know what you have to say."

Do you want to ask, did you post the fake chest hair sticker that fell off?

Then I'm sure I'm going to tell you, how could I send such a thing? Am I that bored? Do you have proof?

Then you have to ask, even if the post was not sent by you, the revelation in the post must have been said by you!

Then I'm going to tell you, why did I say it? Why don't you ask yourself?

Did you drink too much and say it yourself, and you were listened to by others?

Or, was it a time when you fell asleep and said something in your sleep?

Hahahaha! ”

After turning it over, Pang Xiaobai suddenly lowered his face and said viciously to Su Kejie:

"How's that, Applejack, didn't expect that?

Feng Shui takes turns, and this time the retribution turned out to be a flash send, faster than the tailwind!

Let you also taste the taste of being hacked! ”

Su Kejie slapped the table and stood up: "Okay, since you say so, then don't blame me for being rude!" You subway wolf! ”

"Huh?" Pang Xiaobai was taken aback, "Don't talk nonsense!" I'm not that kind of person! ”

Su Kejie said: "Hmph, you forgot?

That time you took the subway, because your hands were too fat, you accidentally got stuck in the handle, and you couldn't pull it out, so you went back and forth on the ring line eight times, and finally was rescued by the staff.

You say, you walked the subway company all day in vain, are you the wolf of the subway? (End of chapter)