Although there was a small accident in the elevator, fortunately, it was handled in time, so it did not delay Hu Qiang to go to work, nor was he late.

Then, it may be that he was educated by Fang Zhixin in the elevator in the morning, and he fought three hand-to-hand fights with people in a row last night, which emptied his physical strength, so all morning, Hu Qiang hid in the manager's room and fished, and basically didn't go out to do things.

Maybe, it was because he saw that Hu Qiang really didn't sleep well last night, so even Ouyang Mofei didn't scold him every day, but temporarily let him go.

Well, in fact, others think that Ouyang Mofei is distressed by Lao Hu, but Ouyang Mofei will never admit it.

However, because of the lack of Hu Qiang's daily inspection and suppression, the atmosphere between Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie is becoming more and more stiff.

The two of them have basically reached the point where they are on the same page, and it is not easy for anyone to persuade them.

What's more, everyone is very busy, and no one has the time to persuade the two of them.

And just like that, time whizzed by, and soon it was time for lunch.

Because Hu Qiang shrank on the sofa in the manager's room as usual and closed his eyes to recuperate, Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie did not interact with each other, so during lunch, it became Tang Haixing, Sha Lele, Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Mofei together.

Everyone eats together and chats by the way, which is also lively.

"Hey, look at this post!" Jin Ruoyu smiled with his mobile phone.

"It said that this colleague is a single dog.

Once, on his way home, he saw a stray dog.

The single dog touched the scene and took the stray dog home.

Mu thought that if he was not careful, the stray dog actually jumped out of the window and escaped.

Only then did the single dog realize.

It's not just girls who dislike him.

Even the dogs dislike him!

Hahaha! Funny, right? ”

"Hehehe." Sha Lele also laughed, "It's really interesting. ”

"Not really." Jin Ruo smiled foolishly, "Little White Hair Drop, this black Ajie drop, is really old-hearted!" ”

Just when Sha Lele was stunned.

Ouyang Mofei also looked at the phone with a smile and said, "Hey, not only Xiaobai, but Ajie is also ruthless."

Look at Applejack's post.

My fat colleague comes from the peripheral organization of the Autobots, the Tire Man.

The biggest difference between him and the red spider is that he is not only a pig, but also not popular! ”

Just when Jin Ruoyu sneered and laughed out loud.

Ouyang Mofei continued to read the post with a smile:

"He's not only big, but he often makes things pornographic, and he loves to go crazy.

Most likely, his real idol is - Bumblebee!

He thinks about doing big things all the time.

It's a pity that he's a Hercules.

Except for a big one, it's useless.

He was often beaten and broken into six pieces.

Human flesh interpretation, six gods have no master!

Hahaha! ”

After smiling, Ouyang Mofei couldn't help but laugh and said, "You see, Applejack's post is written, and both Optimus Prime and Megatron are called experts, hahaha." ”

Sha Lele blinked Bring's big eyes, and asked with a puzzled expression: "However, the posts are all anonymous, if you are a foolish teacher, Mo Feida, how do you know, that is the post written by Teacher Xiaobai and Teacher Ajie respectively?"

Wait, Murphy Da, did you crack the forum? ”

"Impossible!" Tang Haixing said quickly.

"This anonymous forum is the result of our group's professional team, using a dedicated supercomputer and using the latest encryption technology!

It's a super team!

No matter how beneficial Murphy is, it is also one person, and it is impossible to fight against a whole super team.

I guess, they must have guessed! ”

Sha Lele was stunned, and then asked Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Mofei: "Is it true?" ”

Ouyang Mofei nodded: "That's right, I'm not interested in cracking this broken forum, we did guess." ”

"So accurate?" Sha Lele asked in surprise.

"Wood mistake." Jin Ruoyu smiled and said, "It's really hard to guess the anonymous posts on this forum, and I guessed more than two hundred of them." ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele's eyes widened, "There are more than two hundred and fifty posts on the forum, if you guess more than two hundred?" ”

"What's so hard about that?" Ouyang Mofei shrugged, "I can guess more than one hundred and eighty, let alone Secretary Jin." ”

"Hahaha!" Jin Ruoyu suddenly looked at his phone and laughed, "Look, so many posts, many of them are posted in the middle of the night, this is a rhythm that has not slept all night!" It's about to become an online spit conference! ”

Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips, looked at the anonymous forum on his mobile phone, and said with disdain: "I believe that there are anonymous forums in the world, except for Hu Tianzhen......"

Turning his head to look at Tang Haixing, Ouyang Mofei shook his head: "That is, you are Tang Man!" ”

Tang Haixing was stunned for a moment, raised his head and frowned at Ouyang Mofei, opened his mouth, but still didn't say anything.

Because he knows very well that he can't win a fight with Murphy.

It's even worse if he wins the fight, because Murphy can't afford to lose, and once he can't win, he will do it directly.

He is a good man and doesn't fight with women, so naturally he won't be as knowledgeable as her.

Thinking of this, Tang Haixing took a deep breath, pretended not to hear, and looked down at his phone again.

Seeing Tang Haixing retracted, Ouyang Mofei pursed his lips boringly, and then sighed:

"Alas, is there any way to make a middle-aged boy like Lao Hu grow up quickly?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Mofei's eyes rolled and he smiled evilly: "Hey, there is!"

Otherwise, in his name, I will post hundreds of posts about black leaders?

When the time comes, when he is called over by the leader and rubbed on the ground.

You will understand my good intentions, Dad!

In this way, he can grow up quickly and stop being so naïve! ”

"Huh?" Sha Lele's face changed greatly, "Mo Fei is big, you ......"

"Don't worry!" Ouyang Mofei immediately said as if nothing happened, "I'm just talking casually, I won't be so cruel to Lao Hu."

After all, it's rare to see someone as naïve as Lao Hu nowadays, and I haven't played enough, it's a pity to break it! ”

Sha Lele sneered, not knowing what to say for a while.

After a pause, Sha Lele no longer paid attention to Ouyang Mofei, but put his head in front of Jin Ruoyu and asked softly:

"Teacher Ruoyu, I still don't understand, if you don't rely on black technology, how do you judge who sent those anonymous posts?"

Jin Ruoyu smiled and explained: "It's very simple, four words, words are like people!"

A person's personality traits will be reflected in the writing habits, as long as you observe carefully, it is not difficult to find the other party's real body! ”

Ouyang Mofei answered: "That's right! For example, you, Sha Lele, when chatting on WeChat, I especially like to send, haha phalanx, as long as you see this, you will know that it is you. ”

Sha Lele looked at Ouyang Mofei's previous WeChat chat records with herself, especially when she saw the "haha phalanx" she posted, she immediately laughed.

"I see, hehehe, I see!"

Jin Ruoyu smiled and continued to explain:

In the same way, Applejack and Xiaobai also have their own special writing habits.

Applejack, for example, hates circles, so she can skip a full stop, never a full stop.

The most commonly used drop punctuation marks in his posts are commas, tons, and tildes! ”

Ouyang Mofei followed up and explained:

"As for Xiaobai, he is a copywriter, and punctuation marks are not only a tool for breaking sentences, but also a weapon to express emotions."

Speaking of this, he pulled up Xiaobai's post, pointed to it and said: "You see, in Xiaobai's post, exclamation mark and question mark, he often uses the two together, and the further back the post, the higher the mood, the more the exclamation mark is used!"

From these writing habits, you can tell who wrote it. ”

"I see!" Sha Lele suddenly realized, "Just like the big hotel has four stars and five stars, Teacher Xiaobai's post has four shocks and five surprises!" ”

"Yes, you learned!" Ouyang Mofei smiled and nodded.

"Oh, what's the matter with you?" Tang Haixing frowned tightly, and his heart was sick.

"It's not right that you teach Lele all day long about this useless!"

"Anonymous forums should post anonymously, and if you go back to the source like you, what's the point of being anonymous?"

"If everyone is like you, who will be willing to talk freely about work and give opinions on anonymous forums in the future?"

Ouyang Mofei rolled his eyes, not bothering to bother at all.

Jin Ruoyu replied to him with a straight face: "You are wrong!" Learn to analyze anonymous posts, you can grasp a lot of useful information! ”

"For example?" Tang Haixing frowned and asked.

Jin Ruoyu shook his head, lowered his head and found an anonymous post on his phone, and then showed it to Tang Haixing and Sha Lele.

"For example, this post, "I met a time management guru in the toilet."

Tang Haixing looked at the title of the post with Sha Lele.

Then Tang Haixing frowned and asked, "And then?" ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "I'm sure, the post said that this person must be a sea king!" ”

Tang Haixing continued to frown and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Jin Ruoyu continued to smile: "You will know if you read it!" ”

Tang Haixing looked at Jin Ruoyu, and then looked at the post again and read it:

"I had a stomachache just now, and when I went upstairs to the toilet, I heard the brother next door playing a game with a girl, saying that he wanted to play a friend.

After a while, another woman called and said that he was going to pick up his son from kindergarten after work. ”

After reading this post, Tang Haixing immediately frowned and looked at Jin Ruoyu and said, "Do you still need to say this?" I can tell that this man is an Aquaman! ”

Jin Ruoyu smiled and said to Tang Haixing: "However, not only can I see that he is a sea king, but I can also guess who he is!" ”

Hearing this, Tang Haixing and Sha Lele were stunned, and then the two of them looked at the post again.

Soon, Sha Lele asked, "How can you tell who this person is?" There is no accurate information in it, so how can you not guess who this person is? ”

"That's right!" Tang Haixing hurriedly said to Jin Ruoyu, "How did you guess it?" It's not a random guess, is it? ”

Before Jin Ruoyu could speak, Ouyang Mofei answered lazily next to him:

"It's very simple, playing friends is a Sichuan dialect, so this sea king is likely to be from Sichuan.

Married, loves to play games, and has a son who goes to kindergarten, and he picks him up when he gets home from work.

This means that he is unlikely to take the subway bus, but commute by car.

In addition, most of the toilets of Wanbeast, in order to prevent everyone from fishing, have blocked mobile phone signals, and it is impossible to access the Internet and make mobile phone calls in the toilet.

Therefore, when you go to the toilet, your mobile phone still has a signal and can play games stably, which is a high-level toilet that can only be used by people at the level of department head or above. ”

"Wood mistake!" Jin Ruoyu nodded.

"In this way, I can meet the conditions to drop colleagues, as far as I know, there are only three!

One is on a business trip.

A man who works overtime every day and is a dog who doesn't like to play games.

The last one left is the only one, and he ......"

"Who is it?" Tang Haixing and Sha Lele asked at the same time.

Jin Ruoyu smiled slightly: "He is...... R&D Department Drip Addison! ”

"Oh, I see." Sha Lele smiled and nodded, "What a powerful reasoning!" ”

"That's true." Tang Haixing nodded subconsciously.

But soon, Tang Haixing frowned and said, "Wait, it's not right, it's not right!" What kind of reasoning is this?

Also, what are you thinking about when you go to work as a whole? ”

"Of course, it's thinking about work." Jin Ruoyu said.

Immediately afterwards, Jin Ruoyu turned his head to Sha Lele and said: "It is important to work hard in the workplace, but it will only work hard, and it is also woodland."

Therefore, you also need to grasp the gossip news in real time, so as to help you get twice the result with half the effort!

Lele, these are all dry goods in the workplace, ordinary people, they don't know how to teach! You have to study hard! ”

"Yes, Mr. Ruoyu." Sha Lele nodded solemnly, "I must study hard!" Study hard! ”

Ouyang Murphy said: "So, as long as you analyze it carefully, you don't need any technology to crack it at all, you can know who the person in the post is and who the poster is." ”

Sha Lele blinked: "Mo Fei is big, is it difficult, can you still know who this poster is?" ”

"Of course." Ouyang Mofei shrugged.

As soon as she heard this, not only Tang Haixing and Sha Lele looked at her together, but even Jin Ruoyu turned her head to look at Ouyang Mofei in surprise.

Finding that everyone was looking at themselves, Ouyang Mofei smiled slightly: "Don't talk nonsense, the poster is ...... Lenny! ”

"Huh? Lenny? Shalele's eyes widened, "Mr. Lanny?" ”

Ouyang Mofei nodded.

"How do you know about drops?" Jin Ruoyu was also surprised.

Ouyang Mofei smiled, pointed to the post on his phone and said, "You look at the time of the post, it's 10:12 in the morning. ”

Everyone looked at the posting time, and then Jin Ruoyu asked, "Then what?" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled and said, "Coincidentally, in the department of Lanny before, someone said that the computer was broken, so let me fix the computer."

When I went to fix the computer, I happened to see Lanny frowning and hurrying out of the office with his stomach clutched.

And when he ran out of the door, I just glanced at the time on the computer, it was 10:07.

Near Lanny's office, there is a high-end toilet that can only be used by people above the head of department.

It didn't take more than two minutes to run from the office to that toilet.

And Lenny was at that time, it took at least five minutes to go to the bathroom.

To sum up, Lenny is the most suspicious.

Of course, this is not enough.

Coincidentally, I quickly fixed the computer, and the time was about 10:15.

When I left, I was a little anxious, and I happened to go to the high-end toilet, and then I happened to see Addison from the R&D department, coming out of it.

Isn't Lanny more suspicious? ”

"That's true." Jin Ruoyu nodded, "So, it's almost certain, it's Lanny's drop!" ”

"Wait!" Tang Haixing suddenly frowned and asked, "That high-level toilet, isn't it above the department head level to go, how can you go?" ”

Ouyang Mofei smiled: "You guess? ”

"Could it be that you changed the identification system on your work card?" Tang Haixing's eyes widened.

Ouyang Mofei shrugged his shoulders, not bothering to explain at all.

"Interesting." Jin Ruo smiled foolishly, "Mu thought that Lenny could still be like this!" Does this count as dog-eat-dog? ”

Ouyang Mofei said lazily: "In short, this incident tells us that there is no anonymous forum in the world, only naïve foreign plates!" Whoever believes in anonymity is the real fool! (End of chapter)