"Audience friends, the old rule, send a barrage [Ren Zhen is a handsome comparison], draw 200 yuan red envelopes and a full set of anchor global limited edition photos!"

"Anchor, I don't want red envelopes, take photos and pump me, the toilet at the head of the village is running out of paper!"

"Can the anchor give me a photo of your wet pool? It doesn't mean anything else, there is a lack of stickers on the door of the house to ward off evil spirits. ”

"Shut up all of you, the anchor is my friend's savior!! My friend has advanced prostate cancer and was already desperate to give up treatment, but the moment he saw the anchor's photo, he couldn't help but exclaim: 'Damn, it's ugly!' He felt that such an ugly person had the courage to live, and his advanced prostate cancer was nothing, so he decisively began active treatment, and today he has successfully passed the first seven. ”

“……”

Jiangbei City, in a residential area of Haitang Garden.

Ren Zhen faced the computer and was interacting passionately with the fans in the live broadcast room.

He is an online game streamer who mainly broadcasts popular games such as LOL, Chicken, and Naraka: Infinite.

When Ren Zhen finished drawing red envelopes and photos, he opened a game again.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong ~~~~"

The doorbell rang.

"Hello Meituan Takeaway."

"Just leave it at the door."

After playing this game, Ren Zhen said: "It's time to eat, and my second anchor will broadcast it for a while." ”

After saying that, Ren Zhen put his seal two-color Ragdoll cat in front of the camera, and he went to get takeout.

"Love you walking alone in the dark alley......"

When taking takeaways, Ren Zhengui hummed the recently popular "Lonely Brave".

As a result, a childish child's voice suddenly came from outside the door, as if it had been beaten with chicken blood:

"I love the way you don't feed, I love you coo, I don't want to coo, I love your rotten clothes, I have to babble, I love you and I are spicy, it's the same ......"

Ren Zhen couldn't help but smile, "The Lonely Brave" is worthy of being a catcher for elementary school students!

However, when he opened the door, Ren Zhen's smile froze on his face.

I saw a bear child holding a hamburger and chicken leg from his takeaway, eating it in a big gulp, choking on it, and taking out a coke to suck two bites!

Ren Zhen's heart fell to the bottom.

Whose bear child is this?

Actually stealing Lao Tzu's takeaway?

Someone cares about it, but no one cares?!

Wipe!!!

"Kid, this is my brother's takeaway, it's not a good habit to eat other people's takeaway without the permission of others!"

Ren Zhen took a deep breath, calmed down, walked in front of the bear child, and said with a smile.

After all, the camera in the live broadcast room can shoot here, and the other party is a child, so it is impossible for Ren Zhen to go directly to the two big forces, which will cause a great psychological shadow.

While talking, Ren Zhen took back all the hamburgers, fried chicken, and colas in his hand, and after a glance, they all gnawed like! I have to throw it in the garbage heap.

Ren Zhen couldn't help but feel a pain in his flesh, although he has a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan, but he is usually more frugal, and he eats takeout orders for about 20 yuan, this is the end of the month, he is really hungry, and he ordered 80 yuan of KFC in one breath through the Crazy Thursday event.

turned out to be beaten by this bear child.

Ren Zhen sighed, already planning to admit bad luck.

But who would have thought that the bear child would pout, and cry with an aggrieved face.

"Woo woo woo ......"

"Wow Wow Wow Wow ......"

The voice was so loud that Ren Zhen felt as if the whole building was trembling.

"Hey, you...... Don't cry, I didn't let you lose money. ”

Ren Zhen was completely helpless.

I don't know, I think I dripped!

"Okay, I don't blame you, you're walking, right?"

Ren Zhen helplessly glanced at the various food scraps in the takeaway box and sighed deeply.

There's no way, I still have to make money by live broadcasting, and I don't have time to meet such a stupid X bear child.

If he were a rich second generation, he would have to fight with this bear kid for 300 rounds today.

"Beanie!"

"Beanie?!"

At this moment, after a burst of calls, a woman quickly appeared on this floor.

When she saw that the bear child named Doudou was actually crying, the woman's face drooped.

"Doudou, what's going on? Did he bully you? Tell Mom that Mom will make the decisions for you! “

The woman pointed at Ren Zhen and asked angrily.

Ren Zhen was immediately furious.

Your child steals Lao Tzu's KFC, and Lao Tzu hasn't complained yet, what does it mean for you to beat a rake in turn?

Ren Zhen's temper finally broke out.

"I said this aunt, you have to find out, it was your child who stole my takeaway, so I ......"

"I know, I know, isn't it just a broken KFC? It's just a few dozen dollars, can you make my child cry? ”

The middle-aged woman directly interrupted Ren Zhen's words and said impatiently:

"He's still a child, and he's not sensible, what do you care about him? Can't we wait for the parents to come? ”

"I ......"

"What am I? Isn't that what you want me to lose? Look, 100 yuan is here! But don't say we're unreasonable, and don't use the word 'steal'! ”

"Doudou, go with your mother, remember not to eat takeout in the future, takeout is dirty, and you will get cancer if you eat too much!"

The middle-aged woman dropped a banknote, gave Ren Zhen a roll of her eyes, took the child's hand and left.

Before leaving, he also angrily said a few words to Ren Zhen, and even said cursed words such as "eating takeout to get cancer".

"What's a dog like a thing?"

Ren Zhen is angry!

No wonder can you cultivate a bear child who steals other people's takeaways, just such an unreasonable, what good goods can be educated?

At this time, a neighbor's eldest brother opened the door, sighed and said, "Xiao Ren, don't be angry, you are lucky."

A few days ago, the fruit I ordered was taken directly by the bear child.

and Uncle Zhang upstairs, who ordered a birthday cake, was also ruined by the bear child. ”

"You've been lost money anyway, and we can only consider ourselves unlucky because we haven't caught it."

Ren Zhen was surprised: "So many people in our building have been stolen by this bear child?" ”

Neighbor's brother: "No! Now I don't dare to let the takeaway guy leave it outside the door, just because of this kid. Hey, let's not talk about it, it's all tears. ”

Ren Zhen was in a complicated mood and returned home with a bag of disfigured takeaways that had been scourged.

And the fans who witnessed the whole process in the live broadcast room, seeing Ren Zhen's depressed and aggrieved appearance, comforted him one by one:

"Forget it, it's a real dog, don't be angry, you can't be reasonable with this kind of bear child, a sentence [He's just a child], directly treat you to death, dare to do it, people will call the police to start at least three years."

"Although I really want to pry you to give that bear child two big pockets, but I still have to say something, this matter can only be forgotten, and it is useless to call the police."

"Real dog, look at the! Brush a to give you back blood.,Don't be angry when you touch the dog's head.,Let's do a good live broadcast.。 ”

“……”

The sailors in Ren Zhen's live broadcast room are still relatively sensible, and they are all persuading him not to be angry and not to care.

Ren Zhen also knew that what they said was right.

But......

He still feels angry!!

The more you take a step back, the more angry you become, and the more you think about it, the more you lose.

Ren Zhen really wanted to come up with this evil breath!!

At this moment, a cold mechanical and electronic sound sounded in Ren Zhen's ears:

[Option 1: The other party is a child, and the parents have already compensated, and they think they are unlucky, and they will be rewarded with a set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cosplay costumes.] 】

[Option 2: Next time you order takeout, add some fierce ingredients to the takeout, give this bear child an unforgettable lesson, and reward 10 million plus a piece of iron underwear necessary for squatting in prison. 】

[Option 3: Order a takeaway worth 1 million on your backhand, give a vivid education lesson to the other party's parents, and reward the opening of the system. 】