Chapter 3: You're the Ice Cream Assassin
The next morning.
Because the takeaway will not be delivered until close to noon, Ren Zhen will broadcast live normally after getting up.
"Family, the weather is a little hot, I just recently heard that there is a high snow in the supermarket in our community that sells ice cream assassins, today let me, a local tyrant, take you to taste what ice cream assassins taste. Walking! ”
Ren Zhen came to the supermarket in the community, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a cute little Lori wearing Hanfu.
"Didi~~~ Family, there is a wild little Lori here, it should be a primary school student depending on the age, let's activate the primary school student trap and see how she reacts!"
"Ahem......"
Ren Zhen coughed lightly and sang to Little Lori:
"Love you walking alone in the dark alley~~~~"
However, the next moment, the cute Hanfu little Lori suddenly smiled evilly and said:
"Yunliang Wo is a monk who indulges in love ~~~~"
Ren Zhen's conditioned reflex was connected: "Ya Wei is afraid that there will be a micro Di Dou ~~~~"
After singing, Ren really covered his mouth fiercely!
Worst!
Lao Tzu was actually tricked by a primary school student!
"Hahaha, Dad, this song you taught really works against this kind of boring weird Shu Xiao!" Hanfu little Lori giggled.
The sailors are also laughing and can't close their legs!
"Didi~~~ The elementary school student launched the Strange Shu Millet Trap!"
"Sure enough, only magic can defeat magic!"
"Steel pot, tearful shouting to repair the scoop pot ~~~"
"Everyone who has heard this song is old, right?"
"Huang Jiaju YYDS !!"
“……”
After a small episode, Ren Zhen bought an ice cream assassin worth 120 yuan and was about to go home.
As soon as he went out, he saw yesterday's bear child and his mother.
At this time, the bear child was splashing and rolling and howling: "I want to eat ice cream, I want to eat ice cream, I want to eat ice cream!!! If you don't give me ice cream, I won't get up!! ”
The mother of the bear child said perfunctorily: "Doudou, it's not that my mother doesn't buy it, it's that it's not in the supermarket." Okay, when the ice cream comes in the supermarket, will my mother buy it for you? ”
The bear child reluctantly stood up.
Ren Zhen followed the two all the way, wanting to "inadvertently" pass on the news of the takeaway meal at noon today to the bear child.
After waiting for the elevator.
When the bear child's mother saw that it was Ren Zhen who was taking the elevator with her, she suddenly snorted coldly and turned her head.
At this time, the bear child suddenly began to behave again.
He stood on tiptoe with a hippie smile and pressed all the elevator buttons from top to bottom, from left to right!
But the mother of the bear child turned a blind eye and let the bear child do whatever he wanted.
Ren Zhen was stunned!
Can't you pretend to be anything?
If no one uses it, no one finds out, you just do it.
There are still people using the elevator here!
You delay people to go upstairs, how can you be so calm?
Ren Zhen said angrily: "Sister, how can you let people take the elevator like this?" Your child presses the elevator indiscriminately, don't you educate him? ”
The bear child's mother glanced at Ren Zhen a few times, and said with a sneer: "What does the child know?" It's just a joke. Besides, what's the matter with you? If you don't want to take the elevator, you can take the stairs and no one will stop you! ”
The barrage exploded suddenly!!
"It's so unqualified!"
"No wonder you can teach such a bear child!!"
"What do you mean by what's my business? Why is Lao Tzu taking the elevator!! ”
"No, my blood pressure is soaring, it's so annoying!"
"Hey, we can only be incompetent and furious in the live broadcast room, when we encounter this kind of thing in reality, it is estimated that most people will scold at most two sentences, and then there will be no more."
“……”
At this time, Ren Zhen said angrily: "No, what do you mean that I don't want to take the elevator and can take the stairs?" ”
"Eldest sister, if you want to do this, I'm welcome!"
The mother of the bear child sneered: "What can you do if you are not polite? Come on, come on, let me see how you're welcome! ”
Ren Zhen approached the mother and son, and his face was full of murder, so that the bear child's mother couldn't help but take two steps back.
She was really afraid that Ren Zhen would beat herself.
Tear and pull ~~~~
At this time, Ren Zhen tore open the ice cream assassin he had just bought.
A sweet smell permeated the elevator, and the bear child's eyes suddenly straightened!
"Suck and suck~~~ლ( ́ڡ'ლ)"
"Wow, oh my god, how can it be so delicious?!"
"Suck and suck~~~~"
"Wow, there are strawberries and blueberries in there!"
While eating, Ren Zhen performed to the bear child with an expression of extreme enjoyment.
The bear child's saliva flowed all over the ground, and finally he couldn't help asking, "Where did you buy this ice cream?" ”
Ren Zhen: "It's in the community supermarket?" This ice cream is called Zhongxue Gao, and all kinds of flavors are available in our community supermarket! ”
"My mom knows that I love to eat, so she went out of her way to buy it for me, do you want to eat it? Let your mom buy it for you! ”
After speaking, Ren Zhen strode out of the elevator.
I heard a crying and wailing sound in the elevator behind me.
"I'm going to eat the middle snow!! I'm going to eat the middle snow high !! Mom, you lied to me, there is ice cream sold in the supermarket, you lied to me, woo woo woo ......"
Immediately afterwards, I heard the mother in the elevator for a while, but the bear child was unmoved, insisted on eating ice cream, and named the assassin who wanted to eat ice cream.
In the end, the mother of the bear child could only agree to go to the community supermarket to buy it.
When Ren Zhen saw the bear child's mother coming out at the window of the corridor, his face turned green!
"What kind of broken ice cream, why is it so expensive?!! I only had one or two cents for ice cream when I was a child, why is it one or two hundred yuan now? Robbery?!! ”
She didn't want to buy a few yuan of ice cream for her children, but now that Ren Zhen is doing this, she has directly spent 120 yuan, it's no wonder she can be in a good mood!
"Hahahaha, laughing to death, holding it to death!"
"I didn't understand what an ice cream assassin is until now, it turned out that I was talking about you as a dog!"
"This wave is a real dog's IQ crushing!"
"Well done!!"
"This trick is ruthless enough, I'll try it next time I meet him."
“……”
Ren Zhen waved his fist and yelled: "Cool!! ”
"The idea is getting more and more clear!!"
But Ren Zhen knows that the price of 120 yuan is far from enough!
Soon after, a luxury takeaway worth 1 million packed from Ronchel's restaurant arrived.
The delivery was made by four strong men in suits and leather shoes, with dark skin and white gloves.
I knew that this was a takeaway, but I didn't know that I thought Ren Zhen was hanging up and found someone to carry the coffin.
After Ren Zhen signed and received it, he put the "bear bait" outside the door.
Didn't the bear child's mother say that it cost dozens of dollars for takeaways, and that she shouldn't be an adult because of this?
There's nothing wrong with it!
So I ordered a 1 million takeaway this time!
If you can't do a takeaway for a few dozen dollars, you can do it for a total of 1 million, right?
According to the law, minors do not have the ability to make financial compensation, and their guardians are liable for civil compensation.
If the amount of property stolen is huge, you may also face criminal penalties.
"Family, for the first time, the bear kid stole my takeaway, and I let him go."
"Now, if you come here a second time, it's a deliberate theft, right?"
Ren Zhen said with a smile.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps at the door.
On the surveillance, Ren Zhen saw the bear child tiptoeing towards his door.
When the bear child saw the luxurious packaging of this takeaway, his eyes lit up.
This takeaway looks very high-end and delicious!
Soon, the bear child couldn't wait to tear open the package and saw that all kinds of delicacies were placed inside like works of art.
There's golden caviar, there's lobster meat, and there's a lot of food that's beautifully carved but can't tell what it is.
"It smells so good!"
The bear child was immediately excited.
Without saying a word, just pick up the various ingredients and stuff them into your mouth.
Inside the house.
Ren Zhen saw it clearly through the 8K ultra-clear camera.
The precious ingredients in the takeaway were stuffed into the mouth of the bear child.
"Woo...... It's so delicious...... What is this, it's so much better than hamburger fried chicken! ”
"I'm going to eat it all!"
It didn't take long for the takeaway to be eaten by the bear child, and there were food scraps left.
Seeing this scene, Ren Zhen's mouth was crooked again, and a smile appeared.
Holding his mobile phone while live broadcasting, he walked towards the door.
"Family, the show is about to begin!"