I can sauna when I sprinkle water at home, but Ren Zhenjia is wearing a big cotton jacket!

A perfect interpretation of what "one is summer, one is winter"!

"Are you sick? According to eight air conditioners, what are you doing at home like an ice warehouse? ”

"Do you know that your eight air conditioners have 'baked' our house?"

"I can't cool the new Dali air conditioner!! Sprinkle water at home can become a sauna, do you know!! ”

Zhou Fenglan shook her two big snots, stomped her feet with her teeth and claws, telling her thousands of grievances in her heart, accusing Ren Zhen of being different in every way.

However, the more Zhou Fenglan is like this, hey, the happier Ren Zhen is in his heart.

Because the plan works!

"Aunt Zhou, look at what you said, how many air conditioners are installed in my house, that is my freedom, you can control the heavens and the earth, can you still control how many air conditioners can be installed in my house?" Ren Zhen imitated Zhou Fenglan's tone that day, yin and yang strange qi.

"No, I don't bother to care about you if you press 10,000 air conditioners, but don't put the air conditioner at my window! The noise is loud, the heat wave is strong, how can you let me live at home? Zhou Fenglan said urgently.

"What you said is that the neighbors can live up, down, left and right, why can't you live? Why are you so expensive! ”

"It's a big deal, even Grandma Liu, who is almost eighty years old, didn't come to me, just your hypocrisy, right, it's obvious to you, right?"

"Be careful! There is a saying that the heart is calm and naturally cool, understand? If you are not cold, it means that your heart is not quiet, and if you recite the Great Compassion Mantra more, it will naturally be cold. ”

Ren Zhen took the tone, imitated Zhou Fenglan's tone and words, and said to Zhou Fenglan.

Sometimes, if you want to be angry, you really don't need to say such ugly things or do such outrageous things.

You just have to repeat what the other person said and repeat what the other person did.

Ay!

She couldn't stand it anymore!

Just like Zhou Fenglan now, if it weren't for Wang Xun to stop her, Zhou Fenglan would have pounced on Ren Zhen and fought to the death!

Ren Zhen is actually quite regretful, because Xiang Feifei in the back is holding a mobile phone and recording it.

It would be nice if Zhou Fenglan pounced on herself and hit herself.

Ren Zhen will never fight back!

Isn't it fragrant to open Autohome on the spot and start choosing a car?

Seeing that Zhou Fenglan couldn't scold, Wang Xun began to play the bitter card: "Young man, look at our old man, there is a newborn doll at home who has no air conditioning on a hot day, how can you live?" ”

"Otherwise, let's take a step back, don't turn on so many air conditioners, how about we remove the air conditioner unit?"

"It's not easy to be a neighbor, you don't see what you look up to see, there's no need to make enemies, right?"

Ren Zhen smiled.

These two old men.

One sings red-faced, the other white-faced.

Seeing that I can't scold myself, hey, now I'm playing the bitter card again.

But people are clever and don't mention compensation!

Ren Zhen glanced at Xiang Feifei next to him.

Xiang Feifei immediately smiled and nodded, "Yes, Uncle Wang, what you said is true." ”

"Brother Mo, they are all neighbors, why are you making the relationship so stiff?"

"I think Uncle Wang is a reasonable person, so let's take a step back."

"The money we paid for the air conditioner, as well as the money for the iron cover, you went out, and then removed the air conditioner outdoor unit, and this matter will be written off."

Wang Xun said to take a step back.

In fact, let Ren Zhen take a step back and bear all the losses.

And Xiang Fei Fei said that each step back.

In fact, let Wang Xun take a step back, and you Wang Xun will bear all the losses.

Isn't it just singing red face and white face?

If you can sing, I can sing too!

Who wouldn't say how obedient you are?

Wang Xun's face suddenly turned ugly.

Didn't you say that everyone should take a step back?

Why do they have to pay not only the money for the iron cabinet now, but also the money for your air conditioner?

Wang Xun said embarrassedly: "No, little girl, you didn't understand what the uncle meant, I mean, take a step back......"

Xiang Feifei immediately interrupted: "Yes, take a step back." As long as you compensate for the damage, we will take a step back. ”

"What's the matter, uncle? You...... You don't want to lose a penny, do you? ”

"That's not to call each one step back, that's to make us retreat to the ends of the earth!"

Ren Zhen pretended to be impatient and said: "Okay, okay, what are you talking about with them, anyway, it's them who are hot, not us." ”

After speaking, Ren Zhen pulled Xiang Fei Fei back to the house and closed the door with a bang.

Then Ren Zhen's voice came from the house: "If you want to find a property, or if you want to call the police, it's up to you!" Anyway, it's not like you haven't looked for it. ”

Zhou Fenglan: "......"

Wang Xun: "......"

The two glanced at each other, and they both saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.

Zhou Fenglan and Wang Xun were completely depressed.

This Ren Zhen and Xiang Feifei are simply masters of combination boxing!

If you sing white face, I will sing too, and if you sing red face, I will follow!

How else to play?

When the time came to night, Wang Xiaofan and Tian Bingwan opened the door as soon as they got off work.

"Hoo ~~~~~"

The heat wave is rolling!

The air in the house is hot and distorted!

The noise is so loud that it hurts my brain!

"This ...... What's going on? ”

Wang Xiaofan was stunned!

Didn't Zhou Fenglan just buy a new air conditioner?

Why is it hotter at home?

And what's going on with this noise?

"Mom and Dad aren't at home, and neither is the baby." Tian Bingwan said anxiously: "You can call and ask what's going on." ”

"Done!"

Wang Xiaofan hurriedly called Zhou Fenglan: "Hey, Mom, where are you?" ”

"What? In a hotel at the entrance of the community? ”

"Okay, you wait, I'll go over."

Tian Bingwan was also speechless.

What's this called?

I don't live at home, but I went to the hotel at the entrance of the community to open a room!

After the family got together in the hotel, blowing the air conditioner, and listening to what happened to Zhou Fenglan......

"Isn't it, the co-author called Ren really paid for all the neighbors, and spent money to buy eight air conditioners? Isn't this innocent and flawed? Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

The point is that so much money was spent just to make his air conditioner not cool.

This made Wang Xiaofan wonder if Ren Zhen's brain circuit was a little abnormal......

"Who's to say it isn't! I told him earlier, he dismantled the iron cabinet, we moved the air conditioner, everyone took a step back, and they were safe, and they could still be neighbors in the future, how good! ”

"He's good, he has to pay me 4,000 yuan!"

"Now it's even more excessive, even the money he bought for the eight air conditioners has to be paid by me!"

"Why?!"

The more Zhou Fenglan thought about it, the more angry she became, and her voice couldn't help but rise a few octaves.

"That's it! Why are we paying for this money? Doesn't he like to turn on the air conditioner? Let him open! With such an expensive electricity bill and such a cold temperature, I don't believe he can hold on! Wang Xiaofan echoed.

"If you want me to die, he doesn't want to be happy! Big deal, I'm ...... I'm looking for him desperately! Hmph, if you don't want me to live well, he doesn't want to be better! Zhou Fenglan said.

"Enough is enough!!"

At this time, Tian Bingwan, who had never spoken, finally couldn't help but erupt!

"Look at your family, what is this thing called?"

"I said don't install the air conditioner outside, you just don't listen! All kinds of crooked reasoning are strong with me! ”

"People come to the door, you just move the machine, you have to fight with others for this tone! The result? Things are getting bigger! ”

"It's okay now, I can't go back to my home, and the whole family comes to squeeze the hotel! Why do you want to make trouble? ”

Tian Bing's eyes were blood-red, and his chest rose and fell violently.

The daughter-in-law, who has always been gentle and elegant, suddenly exploded, and the energy was still quite terrifying.

Zhou Fenglan was actually quite scared in her heart, but in order to maintain the dignity of being a mother-in-law, she still stubbornly said: "Why are you yelling loudly?" ”

"Who am I for? Am I still not for the good of this family? ”

"Son, look at this good daughter-in-law you married, you dare to yell at your mother!"

Tian Bingwan held the baby in her arms and looked at Wang Xiaofan coldly: "Wang Xiaofan, I will only give you one day to solve this matter for me!" ”

"If it can't be solved, let's divorce!"

"I've brought the child back to my parents' house, you have to think clearly, whether you want the child and your wife, or fight with your own mother for this breath!"

After speaking, Tian Bingwan picked up the child and left without looking back.

Wang Xiaofan was in a hurry and hurriedly chased out.

When he returned, he had a few more slaps in the face.

"Son...... Bing Wan is really gone? Zhou Fenglan said in a trembling voice.

"Gone! Just now, my father-in-law also called me and scolded me! ”

Wang Xiaofan said decadently: "Mom, lose money and reconcile." ”

"I'm tired."

Zhou Fenglan hurriedly said: "Son, we can't be so confused, that's eight air conditioners!" Why do you give that little bastard so much money? ”

"Okay, no problem!"

Wang Xiaofan suddenly said with a relieved smile on his face: "Mom, I will go to divorce Bingwan tomorrow." Let's continue to fight with others! Let's fight this breath to the end! ”

"Alright!!!"

The last three words, Wang Xiaofan almost squeezed out from between his teeth!

At this time, Wang Xiaofan's eyes were blood-red, and his body was trembling violently, as if he had been greatly stimulated and might run away at any time.

Wang Xun also sighed at this time and said, "Wife, forget it, don't fight." If you fight again, this family will have to be scattered. ”

"It should be lost money, it should be apologized, and it should be moved."

"What could be more important than the happiness of sons and grandchildren?"

"But that's eight air conditioners! It adds up to at least 50,000 yuan......"

When Zhou Fenglan wanted to say something, she saw Wang Xiaofan's resentful eyes, and swallowed back the words again.

She had no doubt that if she continued to fight, maybe she would be able to win Ren Zhen.

But at that time, Wang Xiaofan would jump off the building with her.

"Hey, don't argue...... No dispute...... Listen to you......"

After Zhou Fenglan said this, she seemed to be ten years old.

In this game, she lost the fight!

(ps: Does anyone know how the easter egg chapter is issued?) Plus, it's a big chapter. ）