Chapter 96: Pain! It hurts so much! (Ask for the first order)
As soon as they heard that Ren Zhen would add money, this group of actors was instantly excited!
Twenty actors came to the basketball court, blended into the square dance team very naturally, and danced along.
Square dancing is the most tolerant dance in the world.
No matter what you dance, whether you are a man or a woman, or even a human being, you can join the square dance and dance along.
It's just that after these 20 male dancers joined in, things started to go wrong.
Young, handsome, and spicy.
While sweating, inadvertently, in the white shirt with only one button, the neat eight-pack abs and two-pack pectoral muscles seemed to be shining.
Like the moon in the dark, it's spicy and attractive!
After a while, these aunts' eyes were straight!
A hint of blush swept across the old face.
The actors maintain their professionalism, and no matter who looks at them, they will wink and smile at them with great charm.
Ouch, the old hearts of these aunts!
Puff puff jump!
A few of them took out quick-acting heart-saving pills on the spot to avoid any accidents on their own.
Ren Zhen had to sigh and use the broadcast cavity to come up with a line from "Animal World": "Spring has arrived, everything has recovered, and it is the season of animal reproduction, and the air is filled with hormones." β
One of them, an aunt in a blue top, seemed exceptionally active and enthusiastic.
Directly from the corner, he rushed to the side of a male actor in the front row, and danced with people very close.
An aunt who was blocked next to her was unhappy: "Zhang Shufen, why are you so shameless?" Why are you so close to other people's guys? lspοΌ β
Zhang Shufen said with a disdainful face: "I'm a fan of sai, a big sai fan, what's wrong?" I was a fan of sai when I was young, and I just talked to him because of the handsome old man in my family! β
"Now that I've found a more handsome one, I'm willing to dance for him! For him sai fans! β
The other actors weren't much better.
"What, let's change positions, you come here to jump."
"Hey, why? I'm dancing so well here, why should I change it with you? β
"Ouch, other boys don't know how to jump, I'll teach them."
"Don't talk about it, your old eyes are almost on other people's abs! Phew, shameless thing! β
"If you don't change it, you won't change it, why are you still scolding, what quality? Dancing with you is really eight lifetimes of blood mold! β
Cai Genhua complained, but simply took the initiative to come out of the queue, ran to the boys and jumped up.
A man is a teenager until he dies, and a woman loves her youth until she dies.
When Zhang Shufen and Cai Genhua, the two big SAI fans, took the lead, the other SAI fans and aunts also decisively leaned on the boys.
What do the dancers of The Magic Mack Show do?
They are all professional!
Can they hold this little scene?
A few movements, a few glances, and a few more movements of the chest muscles, you will be fascinated by the aunts.
However, there are more than 200 aunts, and there are 20 dancers on the scene, where is this enough?
The closer you go, the farther away I'll have to retreat.
The strong vinegar jar psychology made them look at each other wrongly.
Zhang Shufen shouted angrily: "You guys are burning, jump to death, don't disturb my relationship with our little baby!" β
"What? Your little darling? This basketball court is owned by your family? The old lady can jump wherever she wants, can you control it? β
"Hey, I'm telling you, I've practiced martial arts! Have you ever heard of the Dafa of Star Sucking? If you don't go, be careful that I suck you to death! β
"Come, I'm afraid of you! My old man taught me the Sunflower Treasure Book! I'll stab you to death! β
And Cai Genhua didn't have much to do there.
"Shameless, stinky vixen, mud play!"
"I've contracted this location, don't you accept it? Hold on! β
"You're contracted? You are operating illegally and do not have a business license! β
Cai Genhua was furious and magnified his move!
"Retreat! Withdraw! Withdraw! Withdraw!
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Under the jealousy, the old aunts were furious and began to fight on the spot.
You pull my hair, I pull your clothes.
The scene is instantly chaotic, don't want it.
Seeing this, the lead dancer Xiao Shabi roared angrily: "Stop! Stop it! Don't fight anymore!
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"If you want to fight, you will fight again after practicing the dance!"
Watching a group of aunts scuffle together.
[Poof...... Real dog, are you the devil? γ
[Stop, stop, don't fight anymore!] You can't beat people like this! γ
[Bored, I want to see a river of blood!] γ
[The ingredients upstairs are extremely complex (annoying)]
[Boring, I want to see a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood!] γ
[The corpse mountain and the sea of blood have been weakened, play faith warrior flow with me! ] γ
The audience in the live broadcast room was stupid by the aunts who were knocked over by this group of vinegar jars.
Gifts are swiped!
Sister Zhou and Little Sister are also having fun in front of the computer.
Their live streaming has never been so easy.
Touch the fish, broadcast Ren Zhen's live broadcast, hey, this gift and popularity are actually higher than the content you bothered to work on!
"The sailors are right, it's really boring."
"Let the storm come harder!"
"A bag of rice has to resist several floors, a bag of rice has to resist the second floor, a bag of rice wants me to give more, a bag of rice wants me to wash, there is mud, who gave you a bag of rice, Senluo Tianxing!
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Ren Zhen let Payne use the BGM when he was using the HRE Heavenly Expedition, and he had a seal that he couldn't even understand at super fast speed.
When the sailors are stepping on Ren Zhen, what is this going to do......
He quickly clicked on the community's WeChat group and posted the video of the aunts' fight to the group:
"@ζζδΊΊ, whose old lady is this? Hurry up and take it away! In the name of square dancing, I am tired of being crooked with other young men here, and I am jealous, I really don't have an eye! β
γRub! γ
[I've seen this trick, it's an SSSS-level forbidden summoning technique - the call of the uncle!] γ
[No wonder the front shake and chanting time is so spicy, it turns out to be such a terrifying forbidden summoning technique! ] γ
It didn't take long.
A group of uncles rushed over from all directions!
There are a few disabled uncles who are still being pushed in wheelchairs, and when they see their wives fighting other aunts on the basketball court for the young man, they all wear pain masks on their faces.
Pain! It hurts so much!
However, when the uncles came, they did not solve the problem of chaos in the scene.
On the contrary, these aunts cried and made trouble and went to _____, saying that they were bullied and asked the old man to help them out, otherwise they would not be allowed to go to the kang in the future.
The uncles had no choice but to join the battle.
The scene is getting more and more chaotic!
At this time, Ren Zhen waved his hand at the group of actors, signaling that they could leave.
The actors breathed a sigh of relief and immediately fled away from the hellish basketball court.
Ren Zhen just leaned on the door of the basketball court, smoking a cigarette steadily, watching the human comedy in front of him.
Wait until the cigarette is finished.
Seeing that the old man and the old lady are almost in trouble, it seems that it is time to reconcile......
Ren Zhen called the police!
Because Ren Zhen called the police too many times and too often, Wang Shouyi had already added his WeChat.
Ren Zhen directly sent the video of the old man and the old lady fighting on the basketball court just now.
Wang Shouyi: "??? β
Don't get me wrong, this question mark doesn't mean that Yasuo is gone.
But Wang Shouyi wanted to ask......
Are you Conan?
Where to go, where to go wrong?
Ren Zhen: "I'm just here to play on the basketball court, it's none of my business, I'm just calling the police." β
Wang Shouyi: "My job is to be a professional policeman, and your job is to be a professional policeman, right?" β
ridicule is ridicule, Wang Shouyi's speed of dispatching the police is still very fast.
Wait until he brings someone over.
This group of old men and old ladies is almost over, and they want to go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers.
"What are you doing?!" Wang Shouyi walked over with a black face.
As soon as I saw that someone had called the police, there were a few people who had a bad temper, and the anger that had just been extinguished was ignited again!
"Who called the police?"
"Good! are all old sisters who have been dancing together for more than ten years, just such a small contradiction, you actually called the police! β
"Uncle policeman, she hit me first!"
When someone sees that the situation is not good, they simply strike first, and a wicked person who goes up sues first.
"Fart! Uncle policeman, she was the one who pulled my hair first! β
"Where do you sleep-talk? You had diabetes and no hair ten years ago! Where am I going to pull your hair? β
"She hit me first!"
"It was her hand that made the first move!"
A group of aunts made vigorous defenses, and they quarreled into a ball.
Wang Shouyi's head was really big several times, and he quickly persuaded with kind words.
This group of elderly people is too old, and according to the laws of our country, the elderly over 70 years old, if they only violate the law slightly, can only be education-oriented.
After this circle of persuasion, these aunts reluctantly apologized to each other, and this matter was settled.
"Don't come here to square dance again!"
"Shame on the dead!"
"If you want to jump again, don't go back to this house in the future!"
The old men scolded harshly.
They are afraid that this group of aunts will be abducted by the previous actors.
The aunts promised to be good, but they didn't think so in their hearts.
They also want to participate in the "Annual Square Dance Competition"!
How can you not come to practice?
The next moment......
The official news notification group where they belong sent a message to them: "In view of the fact that some people in your team are suspected of violating the law and do not conform to the positive energy concept advocated by the competition, your team is disqualified." β
Rumble!
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Boom!
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Boom Boom!
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This news hit the hearts of the aunts like thunder!
Some people couldn't stand this blow in an instant, and cried and wailed on the spot!
Ren Zhen seemed to hear the sound of glass breaking, which was the broken dream of the aunts.
"Who is it? Who is it that prevents us from racing? β
"That's right! Who is it? Stand out!
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"Let me know who it is, I'm going to have to make her hair bald!"
The aunts started scolding.
Ren Zhenxin said, if Wang Shouyi is not here, I will have to give you a whole Infernal Affairs and form a chain of suspicion between you!
Then, Ren Zhen jumped out, pointed to the lead dancer Xiao Shabi and said, "It's her!" She's the one who makes it impossible for you to compete! β
Everyone looked at Xiao Shabi angrily.
Xiao Shabi hurriedly explained: "What are you looking at me for? I didn't break the law! Don't listen to this little bastard's nonsense! β
Ren Zhen: "You're breaking the law right away!" β
Xiao Shabi: "??? β
In the puzzled eyes of everyone, Ren Zhen turned his head and walked in front of Wang Shouyi: "Officer Wang, I want to call the police!" β