Chapter 107: Crooked Than Crooked, Crooked Than Bab (Three Watches)

Wang Shouyi nodded, and solemnly warned Grandma Li: "Grandma Li, China's law stipulates that extortion of 100,000 yuan is a huge amount, and he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined.

Even if the extortion is attempted, the penalty is up to three years imprisonment, short-term detention or controlled release, and/or a fine. ”

"Today, you called the police and said that you were so scared that you almost had a heart attack by being projected into a horror movie, and you also asked the other party for 100,000 yuan in compensation."

"But the other party has proven that there is no such thing at all!"

"If you can't produce evidence, your behavior has already constituted the crime of attempted extortion!"

Rumble!

Hearing Wang Shouyi's words, Grandma Li was suddenly frightened and her legs trembled.

"I ...... I'm not lying...... Our family has seen it, and they can prove it! Grandma Li said anxiously.

"Sorry, your family can't be used as a certification. Moreover, what is most needed in this matter is physical evidence.

You have to have proof that you did steal the wifi at Mr. Ren's house today.

Otherwise, your actions are blackmail! Wang Shouyi said solemnly.

"I ...... I ......"

Grandma Li has been stumbling for a long time, and she can't hold back a fart.

Because she can't produce evidence at all!

The devil knows why all of a sudden, I can't even connect to the wifi of Ren Zhen's house!

The devil knows why all the traces of the previous wifi connection are gone!

It all came so suddenly that Grandma Li was a little at a loss.

"Xiao Ren, you have to be a conscience, I stole it, I stole your wifi! And it's been stealing for half a month, you can't help but admit it! Grandma Li turned her head and begged Ren Zhen to help her testify.

Ren Zhen shook his head and said: "Grandma Li, you are a good person, your family is a good person, how can you do such a dirty, dirty, obscene, shameless, and dead household registration book as stealing my wifi?" ”

"I, Ren Dashuaibi! Never frame any good person! ”

"You didn't steal, you just didn't steal, I won't frame you!"

Grandma Li: "I stole it!" ”

Ren Zhen: "You didn't steal!" ”

Grandma Li: "I've stolen, I've stolen, I've stolen!"

! ”

Ren Zhen: "You didn't steal, you didn't steal, you just didn't steal!"

The person who steals something, desperately trying to prove that he stole it.

The person who was stolen desperately tried to prove to the thief that she had not stolen.

This strange scene is like a human comedy, which makes Wang Shouyi cry and laugh.

"Grandma Li, Mr. Wang, if you can't produce evidence, I'm afraid you'll have to go back with me to help investigate your attempted extortion." Wang Shouyi said.

As soon as he heard this, Wang Shouyi was agitated and decisively pushed the pot on his mother!

"Officer Wang, I'...... My mother's brain hasn't been bright lately...... I think she must be sick! ”

Wang Junjie hurriedly winked at Grandma Li.

Grandma Li immediately looked at each other: "Crooked than crooked, crooked than Babu~~~"

"Hey, I'm older, my children are not filial, the pressure is too great, I heard that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned if eaten together, and I suddenly don't want to live!"

"Officer Wang, I have persimmons, do you have crabs at home? I heard that the hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake are the most toxic, and it is okay to get some pike crabs, which are also quite toxic. ”

"Poison me! I don't want to live anymore!

! Crooked Bibab~~~~"

Wang Shouyi: "......"

He said in his heart, "Is it your turn to have this good thing?"

Wang Shouyi couldn't see that Grandma Li was pretending to be crazy and stupid?

However, she is older, and according to Article 17-1 of the current Criminal Law, if a person who has reached the age of 75 intentionally commits a crime, the punishment may be mitigated or commuted; Where crimes of negligence are committed, the punishment shall be mitigated or commuted.

Moreover, Grandma Li's behavior did not have a particularly bad impact.

Even if he is caught, it will be a verbal education.

Wang Shouyi simply borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said: "Pay attention in the future!" The old man's brain is not good, and your brain is not good, is it?

Alright, go back to your own home! ”

After some oral education, Wang Shouyi went home.

Ren Zhen looked at Grandma Li and Wang Junjie, who were angry and itchy, and hummed and sang arrogantly:

"Give me two more green onions~ Let me fry the unloaded fish into cakes~ Don't melt the salt wind~ You pretended to be bean curd~ How to fry cashew nuts~ Remember that you call me Wang Laoba~ Remember that you call me Wang Laoba~~~~"

"King Kong is not bad Dazhai Master"

This arrogant appearance almost didn't make Grandma Li's nose crooked!

At this time, Grandma Li's house was completely unable to connect to Ren Zhen's wifi.

Ren Zhen thought, it should be almost the end, right?

However, the system did not prompt him to complete the task.

"Huh? Is there a follow-up to this? ”

Ren Zhen didn't care so much, anyway, he was cool tonight, so let's go home and have two drinks with my wife to celebrate!

As soon as I got home,

Xiang Feifei, who had purple shawl hair and was dressed in a very delicate dark maid outfit and wearing suspenders, greeted her.

"Congratulations! Congratulations to my husband for winning the first stop! ”

"It's tonight's COS benefit! Dangdang ~~~~~"

took a turn to Fei Feimeizi:

"Shizuku Kuroe in "Dressing Doll Falling in Love", beautiful, right?"

"The details are very restored!"

Xiang Fei pointed to the orthography mark on his leg, which was the setting in the cartoon.

"Then it looks like there's going to be an extra straight on it tonight."

Ren Zhen smiled.

"I'll make you stir-fried kidney flowers, garlic oysters, cumin lamb and scrambled eggs with leeks!"

"I've bought the beer, too!"

"Tonight, let's drink, eat meat, chase fan, and sleep, isn't it beautiful?"

Xiang Fei Fei tugged at the corner of his clothes, turned in a circle and said.

"Whole! Happy today! ”

The next morning, Ren Zhen didn't get up until 10 o'clock.

At this time, there was some movement in the neighbor's house.

Curious, Ren Zhen opened the door and took a look.

He was surprised to find that the neighbor was willing to press the broadband!

"It's really the sun hitting the west and coming out, hey!"

"The wifi rat doesn't steal the wifi anymore, and I'm willing to spend money to install it myself!"

Ren Zhen smiled and nodded.

After all, that's a good thing!

Isn't his real purpose just to get the neighbor to correct it!

"Happy, let's go to the bun shop at noon today to eat big buns!"

However, Ren Zhen was still happy too early.

In the evening, Ren Zhencai finished the live broadcast, and after enjoying a massage from Xiang Feifei after getting off the air, he was thinking about resting.

A cacophony of voices came from next door.

"Daddy added blood to me!"

"Ouch, I just said don't add red dogs! Silly X only plays Red Dog! ”

"The next room must be seconds, I XXX......"

Ren Zhen was speechless for a moment.

Feelings, this bear child stopped playing mobile games, and began to play online games!

In the middle of the night, the three watches actually turned on the voice!

A group of people who open their mouths and close their mouths are the three-character scripture, full of mother-in-law words!

Ren Zhen's bedroom is connected to the bear child's bedroom, so even if the bear child deliberately lowers his voice, Ren Zhen can still hear it.

Because of the particularity of his work, Ren Zhen is under a lot of pressure and has a bit of a nervous breakdown, and occasionally needs to take melatonin to fall asleep.

Since Xiang Feifei came, he has slept with Ren Zhen every day, and told him bedtime stories, humming sleep songs or something, Ren Zhen's sleep quality has improved a lot.

As a result, there is such a fuss again now!

Ren Zhen directly lost sleep on the spot!

If you know the anchor industry, you will know.

People who do this work are actually under a lot of pressure.

No matter how funny and talkative he is in front of the camera, but in private, after the broadcast, many anchors are not even willing to say a word, they just want to be dumb.

If you don't rest well and your brain can't turn the next day, the live broadcast effect will drop by at least three percent.

Ren Zhen listened to the three-character scripture that kept coming from next door, and simply didn't sleep.

Picked up the phone and started the live broadcast.

"Family, it's half past two in the morning, I'll listen to you about the bear child next door!"

Ren Zhen stuck his phone to the wall.

[I'll go, it's too noisy! 】

[I can't bear to hit the keyboard in the middle of the night, not to mention opening the voice and brushing copies with others! ] 】

[Report it, it's a real dog, it affects the quality of sleep too much!] 】

[This family is full of talents! The old ones don't take advantage enough, and the small ones open voice games in the middle of the night! 】

[This is really treating a real dog as a dog! 】

Ren Zhen thought about it, and immediately thought about it!

"Family, listen carefully and see how I fix this bear child!