Chapter 143: We're Here For Three Things!
"Pick 3."
Ren Zhen decisively chose 3.
Seeing this family crying and howling, kowtowing, and rapping......
Ren Zhen estimated that the only way to let this family not make trouble was to take 1 million, and then withdraw the lawsuit.
But this is a book can drop!
If you can make 7 million if you make a fuss, then Ren really goes out to make trouble every day.
After selecting 3, the sound of the system rang out again.
"The item for this mission is [Cat Communication Pill (24 hours)]*1."
"[Cat Communication Pill (24 hours)]: After taking it, you can directly communicate with the cat, and it will expire after 24 hours."
Needless to say, this mission must be related to cats.
The community where Ren Zhen's parents live has always been very friendly to stray cats.
There are a few stray cats, fat like pigs, and people used to rua casually and did not resist.
Ren Zhen glanced around, and his eyes fell on the stray cats that were chasing butterflies on the grass.
These stray cats, Ren Zhen is quite familiar.
Because he raises cats by himself, Ren Zhen often feeds these stray cats with damp or expired cat food that is not fat.
Ren Zhen walked towards the stray cats.
As soon as Ren Zhen approached, several cats glanced at Ren Zhen vigilantly.
After discovering that it was an acquaintance, they continued to chase butterflies.
Pick up the cat communication pill and swallow it in your stomach.
After a strange feeling came to my mind......
The next moment, when Ren Zhen was looking at the leader of these cats, he heard some strange sounds.
"Fish lips drop human beings, for us to eat, for us to drink, and to make us happy, sure enough, we are the piglets of the world!
! ”
"Heaven does not give birth to me Meow King, meow is like a long night!"
"Hey, that minion who is full of the smell of a cat and the smell of a woman's body has come to me for the shrimp?"
"Does he recognize me as the king of this generation?"
The orange cat, who was blind in one eye and had a slightly thin body, tilted its head to look at Ren Zhen.
"Repair meow?"
Ren Zhen tried to communicate with the orange cat in his mind.
"Repair meow? Can you hear me? I'm looking for your help. ”
The orange cat frowned at first, then ......
"Ah~~~~~h
"Ah~~~~"
"Ah~~~~~h
Ren Zhen's mind sounded a bgm inexplicably.
Listen carefully......
Ooh!
It's Jay Chou's "In the Name of the Father"!
Obviously, it's the voice in the cat's head.
In the BGM of "In the Name of the Father", the orange cat began to talk and communicate with Ren Zhen.
"We've known each other for years, and this is the first time you've come to me for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for cans. ”
"I know that you often buy cans, imported cans, and imported cans with beef flavor, and even buy twenty or thirty cans at a time, but you never give me a can! You live a good life, there are police and laws to protect you, you don't need me to be the master. ”
"But...... Now you come to me and say, 'Xiu Meow, I need your help with something.' ’”
"But you don't have any respect for me. You don't see me as a friend. You don't even want to call me master! ”
As soon as the orange cat opened its mouth, it was a strong godfather flavor.
Ren Zhen was a little embarrassed.
He can spend money on imported canned food and cat food for his pets, but he doesn't have the luxury of feeding stray cats with imported canned food!
In Ren Zhen's opinion, it is already benevolent and righteous to be able to give some expiring or damp cat food to these stray cats.
"What do you call it?" Ren Zhen didn't want to call the master no matter what.
"Just call me Assi." The orange cat sighed, a little disappointed.
"Assi, how can you do me this favor?"
Ren Zhen asked.
The orange cat swings its paws.
Immediately, three cats jumped out from behind it.
A cow cat, a raccoon cat, and a white long-haired cat.
Assi: "Tell him what we're here for!" ”
Cow Cat: "We're here for three things!" Eat cans! ”
Tanuki Cat: "Eat cans!"
! ”
Long-haired cat: "It's still his meow to eat cans!"
!
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(PS: Suddenly low blood sugar, panic, hand trembling...... Thinking about writing more about this chapter, I'll send it out again...... But I can't take it anymore, so I'm going to bake a cake and eat it. Today's update of nearly 8,000 words is okay, not less. )