Chapter 434: Kung Fu Conference
Peng!
Without having to break free, the tough vines under their feet were broken by the penguins themselves.
The whole goose flew out like a cannonball, breaking several large pillars and slamming into the walls of the main hall on the way.
A huge crack burst out on the wall.
And then......
Thundered!
The entire ice hall collapsed with a bang!
[Protect the master!] 】
The angel looked at the collapsed ceiling and quickly raised the shield in his hand.
Airplanes!
A pure white protective shield enveloped and protected it.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Heavy, sharp-edged ice slammed down, causing cracks in the protective shield.
Fortunately, this collapse was only one wave.
By the time the angel removed the shield, he was already able to see the sky.
"What's the situation, this is ......?"
Tong Qinxin couldn't believe her eyes.
Now tell her that the straw man has collapsed this ice hall?!
"You summoner, you're not reliable......
Chang Zhishang covered his head, and the blue blood was gushing.
Why is it that only his corner of the protective shield has collapsed?
Those ice cubes are so hard, if it weren't for the hard skull of my own brain, maybe I would be gone.
"What about the others? Is he alright?"
Tong Qin began to look anxiously.
"Shouldn't you care about me first?"
"I'm bleeding, where's your compassion?"
Chang Roushang feels a little aggrieved.
"You're just a little wound, and you're going to die, it's okay."
Tong Qinxin just glanced at it, then looked away and continued to search.
Not to mention her, the entire second-year medical profession is used to it.
As long as the regular contractor is not a fatal injury, it is not an injury.
[Roar Bobo! 】
At this moment, the ugly little wolf pulled the crushed ice and discovered Li Pu's location.
Whoa......
Without its help, Li Pu stood up by himself.
【Eat, eat, eat!】 】
Bubu found the location of the straw man.
【Grass! 】
The straw man also raised his hands and jumped out of the ice.
"What about the penguin?"
Li Pu touched his head, except for a little pain, there was nothing serious.
"It's too much, it's actually three to one!"
"You pay me a palace!"
A black and white figure burst out from under the ice, it turned out that it could speak, and it was the owner of the voice of the hall just now.
The round penguin stood on the ice pile with a huff, and it looked a little cute.
"Won't you fight?"
Li Pu pushed away the ice cubes beside him, forgetting that they were just trying to inquire about information.
"No fight, no fight!"
"The Kung Fu tournament is coming, I need to conserve my strength!"
The round penguin flailed its wings, apparently unwilling to admit that it couldn't be beaten.
But one thing to say, if it's really 1V1, Li Pu thinks he can't beat the other party.
In his opinion, this kung fu fat penguin is really strong.
"Senior, we really just want to know about the situation here."
In the end, it was Tong Qinxin who remembered their purpose.
This alien is so strong, and he feels older than them, it's not too much to call a senior.
"Lost traveler?"
The round penguin held his chin and looked at the three and the summoned beasts.
"You kid stop the bleeding first."
It tossed a bottle of plaster over.
It doesn't seem to be malicious.
"National Giggle~"
Then, it let out a series of strange screams as it lifted its hair.
Just when everyone was puzzled, a white-headed langur appeared in sight.
It has black fur from the neck down and has a white hairstyle that looks like an upward leaf.
Of course, this is no ordinary wild animal.
In addition to being larger than the average person, it also has a pair of horns on both sides of its head.
"Warcraft."
The different breath immediately made several people frown.
But soon, all kinds of black and white monsters appeared.
A large area, at least nearly a hundred.
"Are there so many magical beasts around here......
Chang Zhushang was a little stunned.
Li Pu scanned back and forth in it, and found a few varieties that he had not collected, and he would have to pluck some hair when the time came.
Anyway, the relevance of these guys is either hair or scales.
Curiously, these monsters do not show aggression.
On the contrary, he was very disciplined, and lined up in front of the round penguins.
【Grass! 】
This scene made the grass man's eyes light up, and it also wanted a group of such obedient little brothers.
"National Giggle~"
The round penguins let out another strange cry, and then the group of demonic beasts began to sort out the ruins of the ice temple in a strange way.
There was also a small part, quite neatly using the ice bricks to build a half-open hut.
"Come over here, a few of you."
The round penguin walks into the hut and beckons to everyone.
I didn't expect it to be quite generous, and after learning about the situation, I began to introduce this copy.
The small kung fu world, a small piece of the world from the kung fu world.
Although this otherworldly name has never been heard of by several people.
Whether it's Warcraft or alien races here, they all advocate one thing, and that is kung fu.
"When you come to me from the bamboo forest, it's about one-ninth of the distance in the Little Kung Fu Realm."
Through its words, everyone knew the approximate area of the small kung fu world.
It can be said that it is really big, after all, it took them a lot of time to get here from the bamboo forest.
"The Little Kung Fu world is currently divided into nine regions, and each region has a Kung Fu King."
"Where you are, of course the King of Kung Fu is me."
The round penguin said this with obvious pride.
But what Li Pu and the others heard was that there were nine of them in this copy of such a powerful existence as a round penguin.
"By the way, in fact, when you came in, there was also a kung fu king living in the bamboo forest."
"But looking at your blank faces, it's clear that you haven't encountered it."
Bamboo forest, black and white.
Li Pu and the three of them glanced at each other, feeling that even if they didn't go in, they could guess the identity of the kung fu king.
"Anyway, you two boys have good strength, are you interested in following me to the Kung Fu Conference?"
"Kung Fu."
When the round penguin said this, his eyes looked at Li Pu.
Of course, it won't waste a bunch of saliva for no reason, and the reason why it is willing to introduce so much is because it wants to win over.
"Kung Fu Tournament ......"
When Li Pu heard this invitation, he groaned.
Just now, the round penguin introduced that every month, the nine kung fu kings here will hold a kung fu conference.
The purpose of the Kung Fu Conference is to elect the best of the best of the best of the month's Kung Fu Champions.
The one who becomes the king of kings is qualified to enjoy and protect the most precious existence in this dungeon, the Kung Fu Spring, for the next month.
Kung Fu Spring, these three words feel like the core of the copy as soon as I hear them.
And I heard that the Warcraft here opened their minds to learn kung fu, all thanks to the Kung Fu Spring.
The water of the spring has a magical power, and every once in a while it turns back into a fountain and scatters into the sky and turns into raindrops to moisten the entire land.
When the raindrops fall on the monsters and are absorbed by them, they can enlighten them all.
After living for a long time, the more times they are drenched in the Kung Fu Spring, they will naturally learn Kung Fu.
So for this Kung Fu Spring, Li Pu is actually quite curious.
I don't know if I can comprehend anything through it, no matter how I say it, I can't be stupider than a Warcraft, not to mention that I still have half of the Warcraft/Summoning Beast bloodline on my body.
"Still, am there still me?"
Hearing the roll call of the round penguin, Chang Zhushang was a little flattered.
I just stood by and watched the battle, and then I watched the bleeding, can this also be looked at?
Is it because he is too handsome?
"Of course it's not you, it's it."
As a result, the round penguin pointed to the straw man.
【Grass! 】
Straw Man: You fat boy, you really have a vision!
Next, the round penguin continued to introduce them.
If you want to become the king of kings, it's not so easy.
Because the level of the nine kung fu kings is very close, if you really want to fight, you can't say who wins and who loses.
So in this case, they negotiated a new rule.
That is, in addition to the kung fu kings, they are also allowed to train their subordinates to compete.
For each Kung Fu conference, the Kung Fu King needs to bring two of his subordinates.
King vs. King, win by 2 points.
Under the opponent, the win counts as 1 point.
Playing one by one, which side wins the most points, which side is the king of kings of this year.
Some of the kung fu kings brought them were apprentices or heirs or something.
Lonely people like round penguins choose to bring elite magical beasts that have been selected and trained in their own territory.
It is precisely because I fought with Li Pu and the straw man just now that I am quite optimistic about their strength, so I will issue such an invitation.
If Li Pu and the straw man can win a few more games, then their chances of becoming the king of kings will definitely increase significantly.
In fact, Li Pu is also willing to participate in this matter, which sounds like a good opportunity to get related things.
"But...... We're outsiders after all."
"Going to your kung fu conference, won't you be opposed by several other kung fu kings?"
Tong Qinxin raised doubts.
"Well, of course it's not a problem."
"With a little tricking, I can turn you into a part of the small kung fu world in no time."
"National Giggle~"
The round penguin greeted, and the white-headed langur in the distance somewhere brought two buckets of paint, one black and one white, came from nowhere.
「……」
Li Pu had a sense of foreboding.
In 5 minutes, a creature with a horizontal zebra pattern appeared.
White bottom, black bar.
"Well, I'm okay."
The round penguin flapped the paint on the tips of its wings and looked very satisfied.
And also asked his subordinates to bring a mirror.
【Grass! 】
Straw Man: Materia Medica, too, is it too handsome!
Coincidentally, this pair fell on the aesthetics of straw men.
"As for you......
The round penguin looked at Li Pu again.
"Senior, don't use it now."
He took two steps back.
"Tomorrow is the Kung Fu Tournament, and we need to give the paint a night's cooldown."
The round penguin approached step by step with a brush.
"Hey, why don't you help stop it."
Li Pu looked at Chang Zhishang and Tong Qinxin, he couldn't fight this guy alone.
Unexpectedly, the two of them twisted their heads to the side
, avoiding his gaze.
In 3 minutes, Li Pu completed the cross-dressing faster than the straw man.
"You're struggling too hard, so I'm going to have to choose the easiest way to do it."
The round penguin, who was a little regretful, touched his belly, not to mention, those feet just now were quite painful.
"Damn it."
Li Pu, who accepted his fate, could only walk in front of the mirror to see what he had become now.
Then he saw a black-and-white self in the mirror.
To be more precise, it should be black and white on the left and right.
With the nose as the midline, half black and half white.
Shake.
Trembling with anger.
Li Pu was angry.
Shake.
Laughing and shaking.
Chang felt like he was about to laugh until his muscles were strained.
"Poof......
Even Tong Qinxin looked like she was smiling.
"Yin-Yang Man, are you the legendary Yin-Yang Man?"
"No, I'm dying."
"Be sure to record it."
After Chang Zhishang eased up a little, he took out his mobile phone tremblingly.
Stop!
As a result, Li Pu looked at him, and the mobile phone shot straight into the sky, not knowing where it was blown by the wind.
It's all sacrificed to this part, if you can't get the king of kung fu, then you'll be too sorry for yourself.
"Don't worry, the paint will fall off on its own in a few days."
"But don't think about it while it's valid."
Next, the round penguins received them with delicious food and drink.
In the evening, Li Pu came to the pool to take a bath, and found that the paint was indeed as the other party said, even if he washed hard, it would not fall off.
Not only that, but he was also attacked by a round penguin with a brush, and the parts that were blocked by the clothes before were also painted in black and white.
On the second day, the Round Penguin and the group set off towards the center of the dungeon and headed for the Kung Fu Tournament.
Chang Zhu Shang and Tong Qinxin and other summoned beasts are guests, so they don't need to be dressed up.
And the straw man and Li Pu walked among its group of men, and they didn't seem to be in harmony at all.
Fortunately, like the cow's head and zebra face, these humanoid monsters were clothed, so Li Pu also put on clothes.
Otherwise, there will be a mosaic kung fu conference today.
From a distance, the group saw a large hillside with a difference.
Originally, this was a verdant prairie, but the color of the hillside was even more verdant, like a super large jade.
"The hillside ahead is our destination."
Sitting on a sedan chair carried by his hand, the round penguin pointed forward.
Each Kung Fu King's nest can be moved, and whoever is the king of kings this month will move their nest to the Kung Fu Spring.
Compared with the big hillside, what attracted Li Pu's attention more was naturally Kung Fu Spring.
The water is more than 20 meters in diameter and has a distinctive color.
It is divided into black and white, and it keeps flowing.
It's like a spinning Tai Chi disc.
This made Li Pu suddenly remember, listening to the remains of Tai Chi Snails in the Wind Pavilion.
and the old lady of Dongmen who loves to play tai chi.
The crystal of the [Little Kung Fu World] is also from her hand, I wonder if there will be any story in it?
"You fat penguin, you came pretty early today, huh~"
Just then, a voice came from the hillside.
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