679, the black-bellied city hime
When Yi Yun heard this, he was happy, yo, this is a good show, I'll hide and listen to the gossip. He quickly used a stealth skill, lurked, and quietly walked not far from the two girls to listen to the play.
Nobunaga played with the corner of his clothes with his hand: "Ichihime, what about this...... Ahem, listen to me......"
"Don't listen!" Ichihime was furious: "I actually have the face to ask me to listen to your explanation, you can talk about it...... Why can't I get married?"
"Because...... Because my name as the Great Demon King is too loud. Oda Nobunaga flattened his mouth and said, "As my sister, no one dares to ask for you." ”
"Oh, so you know very well!" Ichihime said indignantly, "Tell me, at what age do Fuso women usually get married?"
"Twelve to fifteen years old. Nobunaga said.
"And how old am I?" said Ichihime aggressively.
Nobunaga said pitifully, "You...... You're twenty-five......"
"Wow!" Ichihime suddenly cried: "Twenty-five! I can't get married at the age of twenty-five, I'm going to die! You culprit, what do you use to accompany me for more than ten years of youth." If you can't get married, I can still find a little comfort, every time I am sad, I think about it, I still have an old virgin sister, and I can barely suppress the anger in my heart...... I didn't expect ...... You scoundrel actually deceived Lord Kyushu and successfully escaped from the situation of the old virgin...... Now I'm the oldest old virgin, and I don't want anyone to live...... Take this title away, I don't want ......."
"Ichihime...... Ah...... You don't want to do this!" Oda Nobunaga was in a hurry for a while, and it was this sister that she hurt the most. It's just that this sister has always disliked her, which really makes her depressed.
"I don't care...... You turn me back into an old virgin!When I get married, you can get married!" Ichihime began to mess around.
"How did this go back?" the letter was shocked.
"This really can't be changed back, unless there is hymen repair surgery this year...... Yi Yun sweated profusely next to him: "No, even if you use hymen repair surgery, can you become a virgin again?" This is obviously impossible...... Even if the membrane is repaired, it can't be called a virgin. Waterfall Khan. ”
Eyun's sweat flowed profusely.
"I don't care, you have to change if you don't go back!" Ichihime said angrily: "Otherwise, I won't recognize you as a sister." ”
Unreasonable and spilling, this is the exclusive privilege of younger brothers and sisters. When I am an older brother or sister, I can only endure it...... Nobunaga smiled bitterly: "Ichihime, sister, I was wrong, but I really can't go back." You can spare my sister. ”
"I'm not going to do it!" Woo ......" Ichihime is completely a beautiful lady in front of Yiyun, a princess-level gentle and virtuous super good woman, but in front of Nobunaga, she has become a completely unreasonable little witch: "You turn me back into an old virgin, otherwise I will absolutely, absolutely never recognize you again, I will run away from home, I will go to learn bad...... I'm going to smoke, drink, and stay up late......"
Nobunaga's generation of heroes, but there is no way to take this sister, and his whole face is wrinkled: "Ichihime, you can make a request that your sister can do, no matter what the request is, my sister will agree to you." But it's really impossible for this to become an old virgin again. ”
"I don't even ask for anything else, I want this!" Ichihime was stubborn.
Iyun laughed next to him and his stomach hurt, Nobunaga, see how you resolve this crisis, if you can meet such a perverted request. You can be called the true Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.
Nobunaga had a terrible headache, and the group was spinning around, and Ichihime was aggressive, tossing, and tossing hard.
The stalemate lasted for a long time, and Nobunaga finally slapped his head. Xi said: "Ichihime, I have a way!"
"Hmph, what way to say it and listen, if you can't meet my request perfectly, I won't forgive you. Ichihime said coldly.
"Let's swap identities! We look very similar anyway. Nobunaga said pitifully, "You put on my splendid brocade robe, and you are dressed in a strange shape, and you act like me, and you mess up your hair." And I put on your floral kimono, and my movements and demeanor became elegant, and my hair was tied back like yours...... In this way, you will become a woman of Yun-chan, and you can make love with him at night, and I will become an old virgin that no one wants, and experience your lonely and lonely life...... What do you think of that?"
"Huh, this method seems to be a little interesting!" "Ichihime is overjoyed: "Turn you into me, then you will become an old virgin, no one to accompany you at night, no man to want, live in jealousy, envy and hatred, and you have to pretend to be obedient desperately when you meet men, please them...... Even so, no man wants to ...... It's so sad, the miserable life I have experienced, I have to feel it too. And I became an older sister, and I could get into the bed of Lord Kyushu Mori in a straightforward manner...... Wahahahaha......ha
"Flutter!" Yi Yun, who was listening to the play incognito, almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, which ...... What are these two sisters playing? Don't mess around like that.
"Oh, dear sister, what are we waiting for, let's go back to the house and change clothes!" Ichihime laughed happily, and actually changed the title to my dear sister, so frightened that Oda Nobunaga's whole body trembled: "Okay...... That's ......"
Iyun also felt a chill in his heart, oh my God, I don't know if I don't look at it, it turns out that Ichihime has been pretending to be obedient in front of me, but she is actually a very dark woman, and Nobunaga is like a mouse being tricked by a cat in front of her.
The two girls were originally standing in front of Yi Yun's bedroom and quarreling, but now after the quarrel, they want to find a room to change clothes, so they simply go into Yi Yun's house, if they go back to their room to change clothes, Yi Yun will not follow, but they entered Yi Yun's room, he snorted and said: "It's not that I want to peek at you, it's you who chose my room, and I am in charge of my room......
After making an excuse, Yi Yun flashed, followed them silently, and then sat in the corner of the room and continued to watch the play.
After entering the room, Ichihime couldn't wait to take off her clothes, three times five divided by two, the outermost kimono was taken off, and she was wearing a moon-white middle coat inside, which set off her more feminine, but unfortunately her dark belly character had been exposed, and this kind of soft appearance looked so terrifying in Yi Yun's eyes.
Nobunaga also took off the strange clothes on her body, her middle coat was actually a flower dress, which was slowly covered with all kinds of strange patterns, Ichihime looked at Nobunaga's flower clothes, and snorted: "I didn't expect you to have flower clothes on the outside, and flower clothes on the inside, since I want to disguise myself as you, all the clothes have to be changed, and this one will be given to me too." ”
The two girls began to take off their mid-shirts again...... As soon as this dress was taken off, his body was basically all exposed in front of Yi Yun. He looked at it with a wicked smile, compared it, and was surprised to find that the figures of the two sisters were very close, the cup at the waist, the flexibility of the waist, and the thickness of the thighs were all exactly the same, just like a person, no wonder they had the confidence to be interchangeable.
Then the two girls began to wear each other's clothes, and Ichihime spread out her bunched hair, and deliberately rubbed her hair like Nobunaga, and suddenly burst out with a wild smell. Nobunaga, on the other hand, tied his hair with a headband and smoothed it with a wooden comb, and in a short time he made his hair beautiful.
This kind of thing is really amazing for women, and as soon as the clothes are changed, the whole temperament suddenly changes. Ichihime, who was as quiet as water just now, now exudes a wild aura all over her body, and in addition to the fact that her eyes are not as sharp as Nobunaga's, her whole person has completely become Nobunaga. As for Nobunaga, he is obviously a generation of heroes, but after changing into a kimono, combing his hair, and softening his expression, he actually turned into a city hime, but in the depths of his eyes, he occasionally shoots a deep cold light.
"Sister, if you want to be quiet, you can be quiet!hey, hey, hey!" Ichihime deliberately reached out and touched Nobunaga's hair, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't show me stuffing, if someone recognizes you as Nobunaga, I'm the Ichihime, and I won't recognize you as a sister again." ”
Nobunaga smiled bitterly, "Got it...... Won't show the filling...... Ichihime, when are you going to exchange it with me?"
Ichihime smiled: "When I make love with Lord Kyushu Shou hundreds of times, and the raw rice is cooked to a rice that can't be cooked, I will take the initiative to explain my identity and exchange it with you, I think...... It's about a year, wahahaha...... This year, I will make good use of your identity and turn Lord Kyushu Shou into my man, wahahahahahaha, you can use this year's time to experience my emptiness, loneliness and coldness. ”
Nobunaga said "hey", she was in the stage of adultery with Yi Yun, and it would be too painful for her not to touch Yi Yun for a year, but she attached great importance to family affection and didn't want to lose her sister, so she had to say with a bitter face: "Woo...... All right...... I promise you...... Woo......"
"Don't cry!" Ichihime snorted coldly: "I, Oda City, have always maintained a gentle and lovely temperament in front of men, and the bird-like temperament is a top healing beauty, and your crying will make men feel very annoying and ruin my reputation." ”
"Uh......h I don't cry!" Nobunaga nodded pitifully.
"Okay, let's go find Lord Kyushu just like that...... I want you to see with your own eyes the way Mamoru Kyushu and I talk affectionately...... Let you feel how I feel when I see the two of you walking arm in arm...... Oh, hehehe......" Ichihime smirked.
She laughed a few times, then suddenly stopped and said, "By the way, I almost forgot, you call Lord Kyushu Shou with cloud sauce...... I'm going to have to change my tune...... Cloud Sauce ...... Cloud Sauce ...... Hee-hee......"
Yi Yun's whole body was cold.
Ichihime said viciously again: "Dear sister, from today onwards, you can't call him Yun-chan, change my name to Lord Kyushu Shou, do you remember?"
"Uh......h Remembered ......"
"It's almost time for Yun-chan to come back, come with me to the door to meet him!" Ichihime deliberately put on Nobunaga's big way of walking and swaggered out. Nobunaga sighed, followed the small steps of Ichihime, and followed gently and gently. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )
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