Chapter 523: Mushroom Brave
The appearance of this mushroom lone person is actually very ordinary, just a normal mushroom lonely.
Thrown into a pile of mushroom orphans, Li Pu couldn't tell which one was which.
As for the slim beside it, it is easier to recognize.
With big watery eyes and long eyelashes, it could be a female, if Slime had a gender.
The fat jelly body was dark purple and translucent, a color he had never seen before.
"Good evening, everyone, Lonely."
Blocked at the door, the righteous mushroom lonely man greeted him with a smile.
It has a sunny temperament, and it looks incompatible with the mushroom orphans who are looking at it viciously.
Therefore, Li Pu felt that no one should pay attention to it.
"Hello, Lonely." xn
As a result, the mushroom orphans raised their glasses in unison.
"Forehead ......"
He forgot that these mushroom lonely people can't be treated with common sense.
"Now let's start the roll call, please cooperate, Lonely!"
After saying hello, the righteous mushroom lonely man took out a stack of papers.
"Three mushroom knives, a bounty of 500 mushroom coins!"
When he finished reading it, it showed the piece of paper.
It turned out to be a wanted warrant with a mushroom lone's head on it and a bounty underneath.
Such a move made Wu Guinan and several people immediately discuss in a whisper.
"It seems that this is not some kind of mushroom hero, the kind that specializes in catching wanted criminals."
"I'll just tell you why there is a tavern in this wilderness, which turned out to be a stronghold for wanted criminals?"
"But then again, I can't recognize which mushroom lonely person is on that wanted post."
"The mushroom lonely man seems to be ...... They all look the same. ”
However, what they didn't expect was that these mushroom orphans set their eyes on one of the mushroom orphans, and it seemed that they could recognize the portrait.
"Lonely, hey, hey, give up."
The mushroom lonely man who was watching hugged his fists with a proud look.
He once hacked three of his neighbor's chickens to death and felt that he was a heinous fellow.
"Lonely cut, only 500 bounty."
"Why are you embarrassed to sit at the same table with Uncle Ben, lonely."
"It's just a mushroom of mushrooms, it's rubbish, lonely."
As a result, it was greeted by everyone's ridicule.
"Lonely Fire, 700 Mushroom Orphan Coins!"
At this time, the mushroom lonely man showed a second bounty.
As Li Pu guessed, they couldn't see the difference between this bounty avatar and the previous one at all.
"You don't have to look at me with such adoration, it's just that you burned down the thatched house of the village chief of No. 7789, it's lonely."
Lone Flame straightened his chest.
But when it said this, it seemed to arouse the competitive spirit of the mushroom orphans present.
"What are you, my Mushroom Wheel King once robbed fifteen hawkers, robbed them of their wooden wheels, and rewarded 750 mushroom coins! Lonely, lonely! ”
"I dug up the orphan, dug the ancestral grave of the former mayor of the town of No. 342, and the bounty was 900 mushroom coins, and I was alone!"
"Under the mushroom lollipop is also, specializing in grabbing the little girl Lollipop, the bounty is 1000 mushroom coins, Da Gu!"
"Abducted mushrooms, sell good family orphans 3 times, bounty 1500 mushroom orphan coins, lonely and lonely!"
"You are all pediatricians, I threw nails alone, I once threw nails on 108 roads, and the bounty was 2,000 mushroom coins, lonely!"
In the end, as soon as the guy with 2,000 mushroom coins appeared, he immediately attracted the reverent eyes of everyone.
“……”x5
Li Pu and the five people were speechless.
After a few seconds of silence, Wu Guinan took the lead in firing the cannon.
"Their sins are so childish......
"No, it seems to be mixed in with a really bad orphan, the kind that looks like it should be killed."
"Is there a possibility that Liangjiagu refers to a real mushroom, not a mushroom orphan."
"I always feel like the mushroom coin is very cheap, what have we done for 50 mushroom coins."
"This otherworld is really nonsensical."
Everyone then followed up with the output, and the mushroom orphans over there continued to report their homes.
It wasn't until a few minutes later that all the mushrooms were finished.
Li Pu and the others were surprised to find that all the mushroom orphans present had "eucalyptus bottoms", including the bartender.
"In that case, please come with me, Lonely."
At this time, the righteous mushroom lone man spoke again, and at this time, these guys seemed to have all turned into active mushroom solitary coins in its eyes.
As soon as these words came out, it seemed that Li Pu and the others had guessed correctly.
This mushroom lonely man is like the kind of knight in the martial arts world, the kind who lives by catching wanted criminals and receiving rewards.
For a while, a few of them felt that this mushroom lone man with Slim was suddenly a lot taller.
After all, this kind of happy life feels chic when you think about it.
"With you? Hehe, lonely. ”
"Who are you, how old are you? Lonely and lonely. ”
However, its words made the mushroom lonely people present show a vicious expression.
"Me? Oh lonely ......"
The smile of the righteous mushroom was very bright: "You can call me ...... The Lonely Brave. ”
The lonely brave, this name seems to be quite nice.
Wu Guinan couldn't help but raise their eyebrows.
Chivalry, bravery, pretty much the same thing.
"What Lone?!"
"Y-You're the lone brave?! Lonely?! ”
As a result, when the mushroom orphan present heard this name, his face changed greatly.
Clearly, they were timid.
"Lonely Groove, you are the super villain with a bounty of 10,000 mushroom coins, the lonely brave?!"
One of the mushroom lone men shouted loudly.
"......, huh?" x5
Li Pu and the others didn't expect this kind of reversal.
Dare to turn around, is this lonely brave guy the worst?
"I heard that it sparked a horde of monsters and leveled an entire village! Lonely! ”
"It's lonely!" xn
"I've also heard that because of a disagreement, it demolished an entire village of houses and left them displaced, lonely!"
"It's lonely!" xn
"It helped the grandmother cross the road 98 times! Lonely! ”
"Heavenly Loneliness...... Hey? It wouldn't be a bad thing, would it? ”
"Same road, same time, same grandmother! Lonely! ”
"Original, so it is, this, this is simply unconscionable! It's horrible! Lonely! ”
Unexpectedly, everyone counted the crimes of the lonely brave, and they were one after another.
Every story was told and caused all the orphans to exclaim.
"Shut up, it's all a misunderstanding, Lonely!"
The lonely brave man seemed very annoyed.
In fact, it doesn't love money, and it came to arrest people today to fill its bounty.
There is a law in the country that as long as a wanted criminal of 1w or less pays a penance equal to the bounty, the crime can be offset and removed from the wanted list.
Therefore, the lonely brave intends to pay the penance money, and then leave the Evil Mushroom Country, a country full of bad memories.
Then head to the Knife Lonely Country next door.
Because the law over there is the same, it has to continue to pay off its debts.
"Guys, if we arrest it and send it to the city hall, then we'll be removed from the wanted list, lonely dada!"
However, it is obviously not only the lonely brave themselves who will think like this.
At this time, there are mushroom lonely people who are rarely smart.
"You're right! Lonely! ”
"Smart, why didn't I think of it, oops, lonely!"
"Come on, grab it together! Lonely and lonely! ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone responded one after another.
"Do you think it's going to get caught?"
Chang Zhushang has already knocked on the melon seeds and turned on the theater mode.
"1w bounty, it shouldn't be difficult to beat a group of lollipop grabbers, right?"
Long Ren grabbed a large handful of melon seeds from him and distributed them evenly among everyone.
"But why didn't you open the turn-based chessboard, is it just for Warcraft?"
Qian Shanshan observed more carefully.
"I also think 1W looks a little more reliable."
The lonely brave of Wugui South Station.
Li Pu did not express an opinion on this, he was just watching the play.
It doesn't matter which side wins, I don't plan to care anyway.
In a foreign land, it's best not to get into trouble.
However, the results were shocking.
The group of mushroom wanted criminals swarmed up, looking like they were making a huge noise.
As a result, the wanted criminal who rushed to the front knocked out the lonely brave with one punch.
This expensive wanted criminal, worth 1w mushroom coins, is simply weak.
“……”x5
Seeing this, the five fell silent again.
"I've only knocked 1.5 melon seeds, and it's over."
The shell of the second melon seed is still stuck between the teeth.
The group of wanted criminals also seemed to be surprised by this situation, and obviously felt that it was not enjoyable enough.
So even if they were lying on the ground, the lonely brave ate every few punches they had, and the whole lonely suddenly had a blue nose and swollen face.
After the group deliberated, they decided to tie it up first.
Celebrate a meal of wine, and wait until dawn to escort you to the sin.
And it just so happened that the lonely brave was tied to a beam very close to Li Pu's table.
The Slime was treated as a pet, not tied up, and was now by its side.
"Lonely cough cough ......"
The lone brave seemed to be a little badly injured, and sat on the ground coughing up several mouthfuls of blue light liquid.
"Water... Water ......"
It begged weakly.
"It looks so pitiful, it can't even tell it."
Qian Shanshan is a girl after all, and she is more sympathetic.
What's more, it's still a creature like the Mushroom Lone, which further weakens her resistance.
"Lonely, even a big villain like you has today!"
At this time, a vicious mushroom lonely man came over with a bowl of water and a sneer.
Listening to its tone, it was as if I had forgotten that I was also a wanted criminal.
"Water... Water ......"
The eyes of the lonely brave were on the bowl.
"Want to drink water? Do you deserve it? ”
The mushroom man smirked and drank it down, then spit at it: "Lonely poof! ”
A full bowl of water was sprinkled on the face of the lonely brave.
"Hiss hiss hiss!"
The lonely brave licked it unceremoniously.
"Thanks, Lonely."
It immediately got a little better.
“……”x5
The five were speechless again.
They don't know how to complain anymore.
These mushroom lonely people are afraid that they lack more than one or two tendons.
After the mushroom lone man glared at the lone brave and left, the slim beside it began to circle around, looking very anxious.
Mushroom Lonely Man + Slim, now Qian Shanshan's heart was completely cute.
"You...... You okay? ”
Eventually, she approached and asked.
"Don't worry, my breed is long-lived orphan."
"Just get some sleep, Lonely."
The lonely brave returned with a polite smile.
Longevity solitary, a very long-lived mushroom solitary.
"I'm afraid you don't have some misunderstanding of the word longevity."
Wu Guinan didn't hold back.
"Please, can you save it, Bo?"
However, I didn't expect that at this time, Naslim actually spoke.
I thought it was just a strange pet, but now that I look at it, it seems to be quite smart!
"It's a wanted criminal, why save it."
"That is, wouldn't we be accomplices of the wanted criminals?"
"For committing so many crimes, it is time to be punished."
"Especially that old grandmother is lonely, how miserable."
Chang Oolong three, you say a word, I say a word.
"No, no, wave!"
"It's all a misunderstanding, you listen to me, Bo!"
As a result, Slime shook his body vigorously.
bong~bong~bong~
Then, I listened to it.
"That group of demonic beasts originally planned to sneak attack the village, but it went to stop it but couldn't beat it, and then it was chased and ran, not the monster it attracted, Bo!"
It seems quite understandable to hear it say this.
With the strength of the lonely brave, how could he beat the Warcraft.
"The house was demolished because it had detected the signs of an earthquake in advance, and told the villagers that they didn't believe it, Bo!"
"So it can only demolish the houses first to prevent them from being crushed to death, Bo!"
"As a result, the earthquake didn't come, wave!"
This one...... Sounds a little hard to judge.
"Help the old grandmother because she has old loneliness and can't remember the way home, Bo!"
"One will say it's on this side of the road, and the other side of the road will say it's on the other side of the road, Bo!"
In the ensuing series, all the crimes that were counted were explained by Slim.
As a result, after listening to Li Pu, they found that this lonely brave man was really kind, and every time he took kindness as the starting point.
It's not just that I'm weak, but at the same time, my luck is so bad that it explodes, and I'm all misunderstood.
"Alright, you demon!"
"Say no more!"
"The brave don't need to explain!"
"Lonely!"
At this time, the lonely brave man was very manly.
"Uh...... If you really don't want it to say, you can stop it at the first sentence. ”
Wu Guinan didn't vomit too much today.
How did he think that these words really hit the other party, the lonely brave lowered his head slightly, and his face was slightly red.
I have to say, it's really in a good mood right now.
No one wanted to listen to their own explanations before.
"Wait, you're a demon?"
But Li Pu discovered Huadian.
"Aang, well, Bo."
Slim nodded genuinely.
At this time, from its mouth, everyone saw a pair of small fangs.
If you look closely, you can see a pair of small gray transparent wings on its body, which are attached to the jelly body, and it is difficult to identify.
"This ...... Why don't you save it first? ”
Wu Guinan hesitated for a moment.
Their only purpose now is to go home, and they can only say that they would rather miss it than let it go.
"Help, save, save!"
Qian Shanshan was the first to agree, her heart had been captured by this cute combination.
"But you forgot, now we only have this little money, how can we save it."
Chang Zhishang took out his big mushroom coin and threw it on the table.
At this time, the bartender brought them tea, and happened to see the big mushroom coin.
"The emperor, the emperor's grace is immense! Lonely! ”
As a result, the next second, it exclaimed.
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