Chapter 213 [Soft Grinding and Hard Bubble] (II)
"This ......" Guanyue closed again, bowed down and said: "Thank you for your help......
"I'm sorry!" Xiao Lei's eyes glared: "Thank you?
"This ...... That ......"
Xiao Lei pretended to be angry and laughed, and said coldly: "What's the matter?
Guan Jue saw that his senior abbot brother was speechless, so he had to bite the bullet and say, "Mr. Xiao Lei...... The so-called kindness is not expected to be repaid, I feel your kindness from the whole of Fuhu Temple, and I will remember it in my heart......"
"I'm not trying to repay you for your kindness!" Xiao Lei scolded with his eyebrows raised, and the monk was so frightened that he trembled, and he heard Xiao Lei shouting: "I ask you! Lao Tzu is not a monk of your Fuhu Temple!"
"Nature is not ......"
"So I owe you money?"
"Of course not!!"
"So you still have a favor for me??"
"This, naturally, there is absolutely no ......"
"That's it. Xiao Lei said confidently: "I don't owe you anything, and I have no relatives or reasons with you, so why should I help you? To put it mildly, I am not a bodhisattva-hearted person...... Putting aside any bullshit morality, even if you monks die in front of me one by one, I have no obligation to save you, right?"
"But...... However, if we don't save ourselves when we die, we are contrary to the morality of the righteous path......" and the perception still wants to discern.
"I'm a thief!" Xiao Lei scolded: "I'll circle you with a fork! Lao Tzu helped you, if you don't want to be paid." That's my lord, I'm generous! It's my duty to ask for compensation! You monks, who are favored by others, are straightforward. It's as if Lao Tzu owes you something, and he should work hard for you?"
After all, Guan Jue is a monk, and how can he speak of Xiao Lei with this kind of vulgar snatching of white? Moreover, although Xiao Lei's words are strong words, they are impossible to refute. He just reluctantly said: "Then read it on the Emei Mountain, my Fuhu Temple and your faction are also a little bit of incense......
Xiao Lei didn't even bother to scold this time, and pouted: "I'm no longer a member of the Loose Sect." What kind of incense affection, it has nothing to do with me. ”
The ground of Guanjue's qi was pale, and in a hurry, he almost wanted to say: Then you ran in every now and then to steal my vegetarian food from Fuhu Temple......
But fortunately, he also knew that such words were useless. When the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them back.
Xiao Lei snorted: "How can there be such a cheap thing in this world? Even if you hire a worker, you have to pay a salary! You can't just move your mouth." It's easy to say thank you?Okay! Then I'll give you a thank you, and then I'll go and release that demon from the Holy Blood Sect, and let him come to find your bad luck again, and this time the master won't care! What do you think?"
Guanyue sighed, shook his head, and said, "That's it, that's it." After all, we have received the favor of the benefactor, and it is natural that we should repay it. What is the donor. Just say it. ”
Xiao Lei turned his anger into joy and said with a smile: "Sure enough, he is the head of a temple, and this is a bit of a standard...... If I want land, it will not be difficult. That treasure in your temple, let me take a second look, that's it. Otherwise, I've worked hard to help you fight, and I've offended the people in the Demon Dao, but I haven't even seen what this treasure looks like. Isn't that wrong?"
Without waiting for the two monks to refuse, Xiao Lei immediately added: "I'll say it first...... I'm just looking at it, and I'm not going to take anything from you. Two great monks. I've been in Mount Emei for a few days, and the two of you should know my Xiao Lei's temper, although he offended more people, but what he said was still counted, and he never broke his word, right?" Speaking of this, Xiao Lei's tone changed, and he became a little less friendly: "If you insist on refusing, I can't embarrass you." It's a big deal to pat your ass and leave, just because I'm giving you back my strength this time...... However, I'm not very strict with my mouth, and when I talk to people on weekdays, most of them will say that the four seasons are like spring, the fragrance is fragrant, or what kind of flowers and plants can grow on the stones......"
If the first words are soft requests, then the next few words are threats. Guanyue was an ignorant monk, and when he heard this, he immediately shouted: "I can't say it!
There are so many greedy people in the world, it is inevitable that some people will have bad intentions, and when the time comes, there will be no more peaceful days in this Fuhu Temple!
Xiao Lei rolled his eyes: "I can't say it, why can't I say it? The mouth grows on my own body, this time I have put a lot of effort on you in vain, and it doesn't benefit you if it doesn't work...... You still have to control how I talk on weekdays?"
Guanyue Guanjue and the two glanced at each other, but they really couldn't do anything about this little scoundrel. After weighing it in my heart, I can only choose the lesser of two evils.
Besides, this guy now knows the details, and he will inevitably be worried about it every day in the future, since he said that he wants to see it, then he will show him everything he wants.
Xiao Lei saw that the two monks did not waver, and said with a smile: "You can rest assured, I will never snatch it." I, Xiao Lei, spoke, saying that one is one, and saying that two is two! I will never break my word!" After speaking, he swore again: "I, Xiao Lei, swear to the sky, and the Three Qing Dao Zun will go up again, if the two great monks let me see that treasure today, my Xiao Lei will never snatch it! If I break this oath, I will not live to be twenty-five years old!"
The two monks knew that there was nothing they could do about today's affairs. This little thunder is treacherous like a ghost, even if he wants to deceive him again, he can't deceive him.
The moon-watching monk sighed: "Okay...... Then, please come with the poor monks. ”
After speaking, he led Xiao Lei to go inside, walked to the front of the mountain wall, pointed to the "mountain pit" in front of him, and looked at the moon and said: "If you want to see that treasure, the poor monk will not dare to say whether you can see it or not, but also depend on your fate and ...... creation."
Xiao Lei's face sank: "What does this mean?"
"Monks don't speak...... "Guanyue said so casually, but suddenly stopped, and his old face turned red.
What's not to say, tonight is a lie to your face.
Xiao Lei didn't expose it, but said, "Then what does this mean?"
Guanyue sighed: "Speaking of this, it was about three years ago...... Speaking of which, this baby, the poor monk doesn't know how to appear here, but three years ago, the poor monk sat here to meditate, at night, but suddenly saw a little golden light on the ground in the valley, at that time I was sitting in meditation, thinking that it was a distracting thought, and my heart tried to restrain my mind, but I found that it was not an illusion, but real. Intrigued, I got up and looked. But he found that the golden light was wandering on the ground, but it would move the earth. Faintly, as if I could see beneath the surface, another ball of golden light was swimming, and wherever I went, it ran to the side when it left, but it never came closer. It's like...... It's like it's alive!"
And the next day there was a wonder in the valley. There are so many flowers and plants that can grow out of thin air on the stones, these flowers and plants are endless, and the fragrance in the valley is overflowing, so that people smell the refreshing heart, fluttering like immortals. I practiced penance in this valley, and my mana greatly improved within a year! But the poor monk has never been able to touch and get that thing, but it is under the valley, but it is true! This thing is strange to say, the poor monk once wanted to dig three feet into the ground, but when he dug down, the ground was full of rocks, and there was nothing. Think about it, how can that thing wander back and forth among the rocks? This is something that the poor monk can't figure out. Later, I told my contemplative brother, but what was even more incomprehensible was that my contemplative junior brother also tried to sit in this valley for seven days and seven nights, but the baby was never seen. But when I came and sat all night, I saw it again...... If you want to come to this treasure, only those who are destined can see it. ”
"I contemplate my junior brother, I can't see the treasure, but sitting in this valley and cultivating can get twice the result with half the effort, but it's true. However, in terms of entry, it is always much worse than me. This matter, that is how to figure it out, we have examined the classics, this is in vain to guess, is this treasure the ......" Speaking of this, the Zen master of the moon was a little embarrassed.
Xiao Lei didn't have so many worries, and said directly: "It's Chizhu, right?"
"Amitabha!" the two monks were all in harmony: "The statement of Chizhu is also rejected as a fallacy in my Buddhism. The poor monk was greedy, and he sinned and sinned......"
Xiao Lei heard them say this, and seeing that the expressions and tones of the two monks didn't look like fakes, he couldn't help frowning: "So, I want to see this baby, but also fate?"
"Exactly!" Guanyue Zhengse said: "The Buddha is destined for a person, if there is no fate, then it can't be forced." ”
Xiao Lei smiled shamefully: "People who are destined...... Hehe, like you, the treasure that fell from the sky fell in your temple, and you hid it and kept it for yourself, even if there are other destined people in the world, how can you see it?"
Guanyue's face was red, embarrassed and silent.
Xiao Lei waved his hand and said, "Okay, since that's the case, I'll wait here for two nights, if I see it, it's my fate, if I can't see it, then I won't blame you." ”
Glancing at the two monks, seeing that they still seemed to have some concerns, Xiao Lei smiled evilly: "My oath will naturally count, you can rest assured." ”
He secretly said in his heart: Swear, I only said "My little thunder won't rob it", but I only said that I wouldn't do it, but I didn't say that I wouldn't let others do it-I went back and asked Miao Yan's wife to steal it, but it was not a broken oath.
As for not living to be twenty-five years old...... Jokes and jokes! The life and death book of the king of Yama has been torn by me, and I am naturally immortal, immortal blessings and eternal happiness, and longevity is the same as heaven. Ha ha......