Chapter 57: The Carriage
The desolate world.
The sky was full of stars, and it was already late at night.
Xiong Likui's saliva flowed in a long string, soaking the wild grass growing on the ground, presumably soon, a few spirit grasses that were competing for by mortal monks would come out. Xuanzang walked to the recliner, looked up at the sky, counted the sheep and chickens, and slowly fell asleep.
The next morning, the grass was covered with dewdrops, and the emerald and yellow birds flew up from the grass and landed on the treetops, chirping and chirping.
After Xuanzang woke up, he felt refreshed, and the three apprentices also came to their senses one after another, Xiong Likui's shirt all the way to the crotch of his pants, there was a long white mark, which seemed to be a trace left after the saliva dried up.
"Bang!"
A luxurious RV landed in front of everyone's eyes, shining with golden light under the morning sun, looking a little strange.
"Master, what is this? Iron Monster?" asked Sun Wukong first.
Xiong Likui wiped the corners of his mouth and walked up to watch, while Zhu Bajie went straight to his hands, banging around the RV, and finally sat directly on the hood.
"Hey, what the hell are you? I've never seen anything like this when the pig is so big!"
Xuanzang smiled and replied: "This is a carriage, but it has many uses, come, take you on the car and see it!"
White Dragon Horse: "???"
The horse's face looked at such a big 'carriage', and his heart was a little broken.
The electric folding door opened automatically, and several people entered the RV, with air conditioning and LCD TVs hanging on the wall, and several rooms lined up, in which a king-size bed was placed.
Sun Wukong and others entered the Grand View Garden like Grandma Liu, and they felt very novel everywhere, touching here and there.
"Hey, there's water in this one!"
"What is this, why is there still a video and sound on it, is it a phantom spell?"
"Senior brother, come and try it, this bed is so soft, it feels like stepping on clouds!"
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Xuanzang was the last to enter the RV, because he was familiar with it in advance, but he was not particularly surprised.
"Drop, welcome the owner to get in the car, the artificial intelligence card will serve you wholeheartedly!"
Tony, this guy is very caring, and he knows that Xuanzang is from the ancient Oriental country, so the language pack is also set up in Huaxia, so Sun Wukong and several people can understand it.
"Bah! Where did the monster come from, could it be that we got into your belly?!" Sun Wukong was shocked when he heard this voice, and reacted very much, and he was about to take out a stick and stab the world upside down.
As soon as Xuanzang raised his hand and clenched his fist, the monkey immediately put down the stick, scratched his head and smiled awkwardly: "Master, could it be that my grandson made a mistake?"
"Wukong, don't be rough as soon as there is movement, this voice can be understood as the spirit of this carriage is speaking!" Xuanzang explained in a way they could understand.
"I see, this place is really good!"
At this time, a horse's head poked into the door of the white dragon horse, with a thick resentment in his eyes.
Okay, you're bald, and you don't want to ride me anymore when you have a new love?
Where is this called my dignified face of the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace?
And let me pull the cart, that is the work of the horse, I travel 3,000 miles a day on the white dragon horse, never do this kind of low-level trade!
The white dragon horse kept thinking, and he made up his mind to fight to the end.
Xuanzang looked at the white dragon horse, took out a solar horn from the storage space, and hung it directly around its neck.
"Horse, this carriage will walk automatically, you don't need to pull it hard, what you need to do is to lead the way in front, and by the way, convey the spirit of our learning from the scriptures, there is a long way to go! When you arrive in the western sky, the poor monk will definitely say a few good words for you in front of the Buddha, and when the time comes, you will have the first seat of the eight heavenly dragons, isn't it beautiful? Besides, your blood is a dragon body, and this kind of work is naturally a piece of cake for you......
As soon as Xuanzang preached, Bailongma was a little confused after hearing the benefits, and later he was completely immersed in the beautiful vision compiled by Xuanzang, what year-end bonuses, semi-annual bonuses, travel expense subsidies, etc., the cake smashed Bailongma's head dizzy.
The white dragon horse puffed up his chest, and the whole horse looked a little majestic and high-spirited, "In the future, my horse and white dragon will be the leading horse in preaching Buddhism, and he should open up all the way, step by step, to the west and spread through the ages!"
Xuanzang made two strings to connect the white dragon horse with the bumper in front, and then turned on the big horn hanging around the white dragon horse's neck.
A pre-recorded sound is heard from inside the loudspeaker.
"Poor monk Xuanzang, free and young uphold the Dharma, see the suffering of all beings, do not understand the scriptures, so he made a great wish, willing to travel all the way west from the Tang Dynasty in the east, to the west to seek the true scriptures Mahayana Buddhism, to purify the world, in the future, I wish everyone to be blessed by my Buddha, to live a complete life, to die in bliss, not to fall into reincarnation, not to the netherworld, everyone is like a dragon......"
Between the mountains and fields, this self-described words echoed, faintly, Bailongma felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of the root cause for a while.
Looking at the two thin ropes on his body, Bailongma looked at Xuanzang suspiciously, as if asking, "You don't need me to pull the cart, why do you still tie a rope to me?"
"Don't panic horses, this thin rope is just for example, otherwise, mortals will definitely panic when they see the carriage walking automatically, which is contrary to our purpose of preaching Buddhism......" Xuanzang explained with a smile on his face.
Xuanzang waved his hand again, interrupting Bailongma's thinking, "Horse, hurry up and get on the road, this car will naturally follow you, but you need to be careful not to take that too narrow route!"
The white dragon horse nodded, raised the horse's hooves and walked forward.
Xuanzang set the command, and the artificial intelligence truck will automatically drive the RV to follow the white dragon horse all the way.
After the electric door closed, the noise of the loudspeakers from the outside world was completely cut off, and the four of them sat on the leather sofa in the living room, enjoying the view outside the window, and the TV played the cat and mouse that had been loaded before.
The three apprentices were eating snacks and drinking ice cola, looking very enjoyable.
"This carriage is really good, it walks smoothly and steadily, and the seats are comfortable and tight!"
"Plus what kind of LCD TV is this, you can watch doll dramas, eat duck heads, it's beautiful!"
"Senior Brother is right! Third Senior Brother is also right!"
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In the wilderness, a white horse was marching in front, followed by a huge RV, which looked very weird, especially the white dragon horse's horse also had a big horn hanging around its neck, and Xuanzang's voice was played in a loop.
As if to inform the monsters from all over the world, "Tang Seng is here, bell, bell, it's time to eat." ”
It's funny.
The white dragon horse's eyes were filled with the devotion of the pilgrims, and he left a deep footprint in one step, and the caravan behind him ran over two shallow rut marks.
After passing the Wusi Tibetan boundary, a high mountain gradually appeared in front of everyone's eyes, only to see that there are green pines in the south of the mountain to welcome guests, and there are green forests in the north of the mountain, and the peach trees are mixed in it, between the red and green, it is interesting. There is a large pond of green ponds under the mountain stream, and auspicious clouds are surrounded in front of the cliff.
The scenery kept receding in the car window, and I saw only a nest of firewood and grass on a fragrant cypress tree. On the left there is an elk flower, and on the right there is a mountain monkey offering fruit.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie jumped up suddenly in the RV, and pointed: "Isn't that Wuchao Zen Master?"
When Xuanzang heard this, he happened to see the Buddha's light in the black nest, which seemed to attract people to learn the scriptures.
Xuanzang didn't pay attention to it, didn't stop, but let the small card speed up, and directly forced the white dragon horse to pass by.
"Master, why don't you go and worship the Zen master?" Zhu Bajie asked puzzled.
Xuanzang smiled lightly and said, "That old Zen master is practicing Buddhism alone in the black nest, he must be a hermit in the deep mountains, and he definitely doesn't want us to disturb him!"
Xuanzang knew that this was a difficulty in Journey to the West, so he didn't want to get involved, and the Wuchao Zen Master was also an old indigo, in the original book, he sowed discord just by lip service, and wanted to threaten Sun Wukong's status with the newly joined Zhu Bajie.
He remembered that in the original book, Wuchao Zen Master was very respectful of Bajie, and even polite to Tang Seng who had no magic power, but he said to Wukong: "Who is this?"
Even Wukong was amazed, he recognized Bajie, but he couldn't recognize this Monkey King who was making havoc in the Heavenly Palace? Obviously, Wuchao Zen Master had lied! His purpose of deliberately belittling Wukong and promoting Bajie was naturally his own plan.
In the meantime, he also pretended to make a dozen oil poems, faintly revealing several calamities in the future, so he should be a high-level in Buddhism, and he knows the plan of the Journey to the West, so he dares to reveal the arrangements for the calamity.
But Xuanzang already knew in his heart what calamities he would encounter, so he naturally didn't want to accept the "kindness" of Wuchao Zen Master for no reason, and he would inevitably have to share some merits if he obtained the true scriptures in the future.
Wuchao Zen Master meditates in the nest, closes his eyes and recites the Heart Sutra, and when he sees the person who takes the scriptures, he is going to go away, and quickly makes the Buddha light on his body more conspicuous and dazzling, attracting countless animals to worship between the blue sky and the daylight.
Xuanzang turned a blind eye and gave a command, and the RV suddenly accelerated again, forcing the white dragon horse in front of him to run, and disappeared at the turn of the mountain road as soon as he slipped away.
Wuchao Zen Master: "???"
What do you mean as a holy monk, who met the power of Buddhism and didn't come to worship?
It's unreasonable!
Wuchao Zen Master stood up angrily, swept away all the small animals around him, and the hand holding the Buddha beads trembled a little.
"Hmph, Tang Xuanzang, you wait for this Buddha!" As Zen Master Wuchao spoke, there was a golden flame shaking under the Buddha's halo.
......
Xuanzang didn't care what Zen Master Wuchao thought, and after walking for a while, his speed slowed down and he entered the sightseeing mode again.
Finally arrived at a valley, seeing that it was getting late, Xuanzang stopped the car, planning to camp here, spend a night and then go on the road.
The propaganda effect of the big horn hanging on the white dragon horse seems to be good, and the well-informed monsters in the deep mountains and Daze all know that the Tang monk who learned the scriptures is going to pass by here, and they are all greedy, each with their own plans, and they want to fight for the opportunity to live forever.
At night, the birds in the surrounding jungle kept flying, the insects in the woods stopped chirping, and in the dark night, only the RV was still brightly lit, and laughter was heard from time to time.
When all the monsters gathered and looked at each other, their eyes were full of guard and vigilance, they were scattered around, each occupying a position to watch, silently waiting for which fool would lose patience and take the lead, so that someone would attract Sun Wukong's attention, and the rest would dare to take advantage of the void to catch the Tang monk.
After all, the prestige of the Monkey King is also well-known in the demon world, and several demon kings in the Xuan Immortal Realm do not have powerful magic weapons to accompany them, and they dare not directly tease the tiger whiskers of the great saint, for fear of becoming a dead soul under the stick.
The white-haired fox demon king is hunched over, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and a rotten wooden cane, like a kind rich old man in the world.
He is a Phantom Fox clan, and his spiritual power is naturally stronger than that of monks of the same level, and with a sweep of his divine sense, he found that there are already six demon king-level masters hidden around, and these demons are already the most famous demon kings near Futu Mountain, as for the demon kings in distant places, they can't get this news.
Because the group of monsters in the vicinity have a tacit understanding, they all chose to hide after learning the news, so as not to attract more competitors.
After all, monks have more meat and less meat!